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HI CUTY!!!The seven
HI CUTY!!!The seven magical colors of Joy,affection,Sorrow,Love,Care,Trust & Helping combines to form a colorful rainbow known as.....FrIeNdShIp...By Pretty

when GOD saw u hungry,
when GOD saw u hungry, HE created food!!! He saw u thirsty, HE created water!!! GOD saw u in dark, HE created light!!! He saw u without a cute friend, HE created ME!!!By Pretty

Life is a railway station
Life is a railway station in which love is a train,It ll come & go at any time...But friendship is the track it ll be 4EVER.....By Pretty

People say friends are made i
People say friends are made in heaven & they come in ur life,But I made my friend in this world & made my life a Heaven... By Pretty

A friend is one who sees ur
A friend is one who sees ur first drop of tear,Catches the second,Stops the third & turns the fourth into a Smile!!!MY FRIEND ALWAYZZZ Keep Smiling.....By Pretty

www.friendship.com Log On...
www.friendship.com Log On... Searching... Searching... Searching...…

New Friendship SmS Messages

CLassic words of frndshp
B wat u R n say wat u feel,
cuz those who mind dnt matter,
n those who matter dnt mind....

Wats d true meanin of frndshp?
wher ther r no compromise in tellin secrets,
n der is no secret for which u need compromise...

2 golden phrases os frndship:->
" NVR belive d doubtd one" n
"NVR doubt d belivd one"
that retains frndshp for a longr tym..

wat is frndshp? u fight abt d
smallest things in lyf wen u r
2gethr n miss those very smallest things
wen u r torn apart by tym....

My mind DETECTED,
My soul REACTED,
My heart ACCEPTED,
thousands wer REJECTED,
but u wer selected to b my
cho........chweet frnd.....

My Frndshp is Lyk a Drug, 1ce u take it u cant avoid it,
wen u dnt get it u r sick,
n wen u loose it u r destryd,
So beware of me n b my frnd 4evr...

Wen Things go bad n
ur strnth is not more enough 2 carry on,
Dnt giv up cuz,
wher ur strngth ends,
my worth of being ur frnd begins..…

Latest Friendship SmS Messages

Arre..listen.. 2 people were askin me ur details 2 day
Arre..listen.. 2 people were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINES.!!!

u r HIV +ve
Conducting a blood test on u... testing... testing in progress... result: SORRY HIV+(HONEY IN VEINS) ur full of honey no wonder ur so sweet!

Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar,
Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!

I have a special meal for you:
I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely!

what is ment by Friend
F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SCRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! tats YOU my FRIEND..

There's st@ry behind every friendship.
There's st@ry behind every friendship. Each friend we make is start @f …

Friends SmS Messages

plants are green and earth is blue,
plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, What ever may be the resone like u , b'coz in world like this, i will never get a friend like you!

1 advice-take care, 1 Request-dont change
1 advice-take care, 1 Request-dont change, 1 Wish dont forget me, 1 Lie-I Hate U, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We 'll always be Good Friend!

If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,
If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,If i get ur Voice, I dont need Music, If u speack to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my Friend, I dont need the world!

Friendship is a little more trust
Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little Less "I"!

keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love
keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEA…

Friendship Text SmS Messages

smile*ever {in urdu }
smile*ever
udas*never
speak*ever
gumsum*never
share*ever
hide*never
care*ever
left*never
think me*ever
forget me*never
nd our friendship*foreverfari

My Heart is like an open book,its depands on u,how u read me,don't judge me by my cover,look an in discover,i will b ur true friend
FOR EVER mehnazvenjhar

spell of FRIEND..
F..find ways 2 comfort u
R..remembers 2 pray 4 u
I..inspires u
E..enjoys life with someone like u
N..never 4 gets u
D..dat's me.... mehnazvenjhar

Friendship is a book with only 1 copy published
U r 1 of the Best books ever written
A Masterpiece
Worth Reading a Million times
To be Kept Forever Dyson

Met U as a stranger,
Took U as a friend,
Hope we meet in heaven where friendship never ends.Mukhoji

FRIENDS r the BEST part of our LIVES....And the BEST VITAMIN for making FRIENDS is VITAMIN B1...THANKS for "B"eing"1"!Karen

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b'coz you are a…

Friendship SmS Messages

Flowers means honey...,honey means
Flowers means honey...,honey means sweet... Sweet means desire ...,Desire means Love...,Love means Friend...,Friend means U sweet sweet...

Every second God remembers you,
Every second God remembers you, Every minute God bless you, Every hour God cares for you because... Every day I pray God to take care of U.

Wonderful people r carefully
Wonderful people r carefully created by God,wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God.

Love says "If u ever need anything,
Love says "If u ever need anything,I'll b there" but friendship says " You'll never need anything if I'll b there " FRIENDSHIP knows no season,

FRIENDSHIP knows no season, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing two people together to a Moment called..."F O R E V E R"

FRIENDSHIP TEST
FRIENDSHIP TEST,Call if U love me,Missed Call if U are a true friend ,Text back if U care, Text a joke …

Friendship SmS Messages

Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS, Ur smile is ANALOGESIC, Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMTORY, Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC, Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC.. that's why i never fall ill:)

MY FRIEND should be...
MY FRIEND should be... My madicine when i'm in pain, MY letter when i'm Far, My smile whan i'm sad, My handkerchef when i cry, My life when i die!

With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.
With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter blood...206 bones.. 1.2 million red cells.. 60 trillion D.N.A.'s.. I wish u "very GOOD DAY"...!

FRIENDSHIP is:=, vast like..."Universe"
FRIENDSHIP is:=, vast like..."Universe" , Deep like.. "Ocean", high like.. "Sky", strong like.. "Iron", kind like.. "Mother", cute like..."Me", and sweet like.."U"!

10 messages received,
10 messages received, 1, HI, 2, Hello, 3, I miss U, 4 How r U?, 5, hope ur fine, 6, keep smilling, 7, Take Care, 8, God bless U, 9, Be happy, 10, Gud night.…

Friendship Greetings SmS Messages

Valuing Friendship is not merely
Valuing Friendship is not merely by seeing each other everyday, What's more important is in our busy lives, We SMS Reply each other! By Pretty

what's the diff b/w friend
what's the diff b/w friend and blood blodd enter from heart and flows out side and friend enter from heart and stay forever By little_lovecall

F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy
F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SCRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! tats YOU my FRIEND..By lucie

Of all the gifts, big and small,
Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.By shaheryar

The more Silently love is expressed,
The more Silently love is expressed,
The more it is deeply bound to impress.
No wonder GOD loves us in silence & gives us d miracle of good friends!By Jatt

Wen I Ws Born,God said
Wen I Ws Born,God said
"oh No! Devil!"
Wen U wr born,God Said
"Aaila, Competition!"
Who knew dat Smday these 2D…

Friendly SmS Messages

Friendship does not need everyday conversation,
Does not always need togetherness,
If the relation is in the heart,
A true friend never goes apart.Zohaib

Not every bird can dance,
but peacock did that.
Not every flower can represent LUV,
but Rose did that.
Not every Friend can reach up to HEART,
but u did. mitra

There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.Precious Soul

I woke up today smiling as I recall our friendship because I know that years from now, I will still be waking up smiling for the same reason every morning.Precious Soul

Can i stay here in ur "Inbox" & wait until 07/08/2010
so I'll b the 1st to wish u "HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY ". My dear friend...

Diffrnc btween Love & Frinship...
"U give ur whole heart to ur lov & they BREAK it..."
But "u give ur broken heart to a friend & they MAKE it..."
Thats Frnship.

If Yesterday didn't end …

Friendly SmS Messages

I cant find a reason why God
I cant find a reason why God gave u to me, but that is not the question to b asked,May b the question is how did GOD knew that i needed a friend like 'U'....

A Good friend is like a Computer
A Good friend is like a Computer,Enter your life, 'Save' u in their heart,'format' ur problems,'shift' u to opportunities &never 'delete' u from memory!

Life without FriENDS is
Life without FriENDS is
(L)onely
(i)nsecure
(F)ull of doubt
(E)mptiness
Life with FriENDS is
(L)ight n easy
(i)nspring
(F)ull of hopes
(E)nthusiasm

D se dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard
D se dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se dillagi, D se Diwangi par D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS aur C se Call bhi na kar sako...... "

10-Fingers 09-Planets 08-Sides
10-Fingers 09-Planets 08-Sides 07-Wonders 06-Sense 05-Pandavas 04-Seasons 03-Choices 02-Genders 01-Wonderful Friend ***U*** Our friendship has become our HABIT
Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take o…

Friendship SmS Messages

One tree can start a forest,
One tree can start a forest, One Smile can start Friendship , One touch can show luv n care, & One friend like u can make life worth-living!

Tiny starz shining bright
Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight I'm wishin u sweet dreams 2nite! ur 1 of a kind and always in mind..

Sumtime i 4get 2say HI, sumtime i miss 2reply,sumtimes my msg doesn't reach u, but it doesnt mean i 4get u,bcoz. ur 1 of a kind and always in mind...

friend , If u leave me, i 'll die...
If u drop me, i 'll break, If u hold me, i 'll shake, If u need me, i'll hurry, If u don't call me, i 'll worry, If u hurt me, i'll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i 'll die...

Heart could only Love 4 a while
Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U can make a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see ur name on my mobile.!

Help ever... hurt never...
Help ever..…

Free Friendship SmS Messages

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

touches your heart.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

The Test of Friendship
the test oF friendship dosen't comes when u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

Without friends like you, life is impossible!
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is im…

Friendship SmS Messages

Friendship is not a Game to Play
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

Moon said to me to leave your friend
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Age appears to be best in some things
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

God picked up a flower
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

To live a life
To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

True friends r like morning
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they w…

Funny SmS Messages

God made man and then rested
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

MEN-opause MEN-strual
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

This cat is cat a cat good cat
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

I send dis fish as a sign of friendship
><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-) By shehran ayub

One day Raja and rani decided to send
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" By Zunera

can you lend me 2000 Rs?
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have …

Funny SmS Messages

When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

If ur world is spini…

Flirt Jokes SmS Messages

SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY(In Urdu)
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...By Shaizi

I have won a holiday trip
I have won a holiday trip to Cyprus with 5family members and 2friends.

What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
I want someone to look after my dog.By Ndia

IN case of fire read this message.
IN case of fire read this message...................
..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.By ALI AFZAL

When I was born Devil
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....By Ali

Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! By amjad hanif

u r a donkey
u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young By Shibz

Suno kahana hoo ........
Suno kahana hoo …

New Flirt SmS Messages

EYES: to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
and
LEG: to kick u if u forget me....
So alkways remeber me!!!Prio

(In Urdu)
jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.
jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.
jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.
jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho

As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole! By TC

mujhay
aap
se
kuch
kehna hai
wohi
3
lafz
jo
sub
ki dilon
ki dharkan
ko cho lain
i...
love....
Pakistan...Arsal

why do donkey eat grass?
.....??
......????
...........????????
oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter.

good morning.......
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long.......

no visits..........
no calls...........
no missed calls........
no sms\'s............
no mails...............
no chat............
i m worried..........…

Misleading SmS Messages

bacha ne kaha dady dady mujha bandhar dekhna hai dady kaha nahi baata nahi bandhar habi sms par raha hai haseeb>

we gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going heaven, b4 i could start witing mine, i heard u shouting: EXTRA SHEETS PLZ............Shehran Ayub.

How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.... Amit

Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons.Misha

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words..ali.

do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow pandu

Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too m…

Insult SmS Messages

Mistakes are not crime,I
Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....

If ever un ur life u feel sad
If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from....

Winter comes again n again
Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....

Keep in touch with me.
Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.

3 tips to break a mirror:
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .

I want to suck you... l
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna …

Insult SmS Messages

Whn u r alone,
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset, Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz incoming
is free for me... my friend

Press down
Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any job?

Good Time
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time
APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

Open with Love.
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...

Love... Disturbing you...

Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade,
Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die. By Saira
pahlay hat ma lo(In Urdu)
pahlay hat ma lo
p…

Insulting SmS Messages

This message was sent exclusively
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

Q:What is the difference between
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy
Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
I saw sumthing in da shop
I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

Those innocent eyes...
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?

You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy
You’re Attrac…

Flirt SmS Messages

I cannot hide this from u any more.
I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

Hello,U R So,
Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...

If you eve want 2 suceed in your life
If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be
fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....

I chased love i found friendship,i
I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i
found dreams, i chased a monkey and i found you.

The animals of a jungle have decided
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

You = Lovely
You = Lovely
You = Perfect

Flirt SMS Jokes SmS Messages

Who's hot... Its U,
Who's hot... Its U,
Who's
Charming... Its U,
Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who's
Intelligent... Its U,
Who's dear & near friend... Its U
Who's a liar.. Its me!

Tum Haste Raho
Tum Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
Muskarate Raho
Sada Khilkhilate Raho
Khush Raho
Mera Kya hain
Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!
Ha ha ha!

I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n.... I got a HEART ATTACK!
Life is like a MOVIE...
Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai
Shaktimaan Dusro Se La…

Flirt SMS Jokes SmS Messages

"Lord, BLESS this friend so dear to me, with all her NEEDS only you can see. Keep her SAFE and keep her FREE, for she's GUD LOOKING just like me." Amen. keytie
AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,.....
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....! Fareen Pasaya from mumbai

Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.madni

(In Urdu)
aik khuaab
aik khayal
aik haqeeqat ho tum
dosti main perhney wali her zaroorat ho tum
jesay roz aik SMS ker ne ko dil kare
aray yaar ajeeb museebat ho tum zubi

VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo. lovebird

the best quality i like in u is that ..............u r very sentimental
1% senti
99% mental...............hurmat

kanhi …

Flirt Quotes SmS Messages

YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means...
YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means...
C - Causing
U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble
E - Everywhere

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana... Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...
This is not fair!
This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!

Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya...
Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya...
Khushbu teri sath laya...
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...
Ke Lagta hai ki...
Aaj bhi TU...
Nahin

Flirt on Mobile SmS Messages

If u want SUCCESS in life;
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

2days weather 4cast:
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

we've known....each other for....quite a while
we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more....
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki (In Urdu)
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh te…

Flirt Jokes SmS Messages

SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY(In Urdu)
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...By Shaizi

I have won a holiday trip
I have won a holiday trip to Cyprus with 5family members and 2friends.

What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
I want someone to look after my dog.By Ndia

IN case of fire read this message.
IN case of fire read this message...................
..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.By ALI AFZAL

When I was born Devil
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....By Ali

Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! By amjad hanif

u r a donkey
u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young By Shibz

Suno kahana hoo ........
Suno kahana hoo …

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