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Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Best 68 Jokes Collection

1. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

2. Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

3. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

4. Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

5. Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

6. Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting Tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

7. Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- …

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