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1. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

2. Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

3. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

4. Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

5. Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

6. Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting Tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

7. Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- …

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