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Funny

Munna:Circuit yar barish k waqt bijali kyuchamkti he Circuit:Bhai boleto uparwala torchmaar k dekhtahoega ki kahisala Sukhato nahirehgayaBanta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai1 Truck 2sreTruck ko Rasise bandhkar leja rahatha Ye dekh ek aadmi HasHaskar Lotpot hogaya aur kahnelaga: Ek Rasiko lejane keliye do doTruckMunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!Santa: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Banta: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta...Gulab to Gulab hai Chahe use tum sone ke kunde me rkho ya mitti ke Dost to aap hamare ho Chahe aap central jail me raho ya pagal khane meDoctor:You and your wife have same blood group. Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se mera khoon jo pi rahi hai.FATHER: tune colleg me muskil kam konse sikhe SON: 2 muskil kam sikhe danto se beer ki bottle kholna aandhi me 1 til…

Quotes

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. - Eden AhbezThe opposite of loneliness, it's not togetherness. It is intimacy. - Richard BachHow do I love thee? Let me count the ways. - Elizabeth Barrett BrowningI know I'm beautiful, or so I've often been told. But would you still love me when I'm ugly and old - Catherine in Hero's Quest OneLove is like a spice. It can sweeten your life � however, it can spoil it, too. - ConfuciusLove does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-ExuperyFalling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do � but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it. - Albert EinsteinHe is not a lover who does not love forever. - EuripidesFor every lover is, in his head, a madman and in his heart a minstrel. - Neil GaimanA coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave. - Mahatma GandhiAnd think not…

Flirty

Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?I've lost my phone number: can I have yours?Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.You look a lot like my next-girlfriend.Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart!!Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven?Excuse me, you dropped something. (What?) My jaw.Do you have any raisins? (No.) How about a date?Hi. My friend over there said that I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room... can you help me out?Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolenYou must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.How was heaven when you lef…

Sweet smss

Whenever you want to know how rich you are! don't count your money, just drop a tear from your eye and see how many hands are there to wipeFriendship is not a COllection of hearts,but it is Selection of Hearts. All Friends are not true, BUt True Friends are Very Few Like YouSum moments wud never pass,sum feelings can never be stolen,sum emotions can never be hidden,sumbody just like u,can never be forgotenbe close with someone who makes u happy. but.. be closer with someone who cannot be happy without u.. feel the difference..!Copper Silver Gold Platinum Radium All metals r valuable but they have no comparison with U kyon ki... HEERA hai sada ke liye!!2 live a life i need heartbeat,2hv hrtbeat i ned a hrt,2hv heart i need hapnes,2hv hapins i ned a frnd & 4 a frnd i ned u alwys.I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather laugh cry and make memories withA Lovr ask god ""why life is so tough wen we are in love?"" God replied &q…

Shayris

pyar pe bas to nahi hai mera lekin fir bhi tu mujhe bata de ki tujhe pyar karu ki na tune khud apni adao se jagaya hai jinhe un tamanao ka ijhar karu ki najo rista kayam hai wo hum nibhayenge nigaho se dur rahkar bhi aapko chahenge pata nahi aapne kiske saath ghar basaaya par hum aapka naam lete lete mar jaayengeDeewana hoon tera...Inkar nahin Kaise keh du ki pyaar nahin...Kuch shararat to teri najaron ki bhi thi mein akela hi gunhegar nahinKhayalon mai bus tum hi tum ho, bana diwana Kwahishein tadpati hai bus ek bar mil jana. Bahut hai mushkilen hos-o-hawash rakhta hun Ab tumhi batao chalega kab tak yeh tadpana.Zindagi se bas yehi gila hain, Khushi ke baadh, kyu gham mila hain, Humne to unse wafaa hi ki thi.. Par nahi jaante the ki wafa kaa bewafaai hi silaa haiUnhe chahana meri kamzori hai unse kehnahi pana meri majburihai woh kyun nahi samajte meri khamoshi kokya pyr ka izharkarna zarurihaiGalti se pyar kar baithe ham nadan the uski aadat uski fitrat se anjan the waqt ne hmko khilo…

HUTCH, BSNL

Lalu k pichhe ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya..!!
Lalu bola..!! Sala hum to BSNL ka card dalaya hu..
Ye sala HUTCH ka Network kaise pakad lia.

Reliance, Bsnl

Dhiru(fr swarg):beta anil reliance communication kaisa chal raha hai
Anil:hello
hello..
kuch sunai nahi de raha hai aap mere BSNL wale no.par call karo!

BSNL

A Sardar saw a very high BSNL tower & Redlight glowing on d top & said "India is developing fast,see there are traffic signals 4 Aeroplanes"

Airtel, Hutch, Bsnl, RIM, Idea

Sweet persons talk from-AIRTEL, Lovers talk frm-HUTCH, Duffers talk-BSNL, Beuties talk-RIM but brilliants never talk.THEY SEND-SMS 4m IDEA...

Hutch, Bsnl

Aftr Marriage Like HUTCH- Wherever U Go Netwrk Follws,
Aftr Kids Like BSNL- All Lines R Busy Plz Try Aftr Sme Time...!

BSNL, Hutch, Airtel, Idea

Zyada SHAANPATTI nahi karne ka kya.

Mobile me bhi BHAI logon ka Raaj chalta hai!

B..(BSNL)
H..(Hutch)
A..(AirTel)
I..(idea)

BSNL, Aircel, Airtel

Now. Hutch is vodafone
in future BSNL will be bondafone
Aircel will b purifone
Airtel will b idlifone
&ur phone will be dabbafone

BSNL

Complete the sentence:
_____LAND_____ BHAARI CH00T. ,

tumhari soch gandi hai.





Answer: BSNL LANDLINE PAR BHAARI CH00T.

Hutch, Reliance, Tata Indicom, Airtel, BSNL, Idea

RELIANCE ka palang,
BSNL ka gadda,
AIRTEL ka takiya,
TATA ki rajai,
Usme Aap aur
aapki Lugai,
fir HUTCH HUTCH.. Ki awaj aai,
Wat an IDEA.. Sirji.
Happi thund!

Spice, BSNL, Airtel, Hutch, Reliance

Dewali offer!
Today All India Spice To Spice,
BSNL To BSNL,
Airtel To Airtel,
Hutch To Hutch,
Reliance To Reliance, Totally Free!





Missed Calls Only

Nokia, Hutch, Reliance, Tata Indicom, Airtel, BSNL

*Emergency*
Yestraday my NOKIA mobile met an accident due 2 a Hutch dog, in Reliance rd, near TataIndicom circle.
Then my NOKIA was admitted in
Airtel hospital,
BSNL nagar,
Doctor Motorola said;it is serious,lots of SMS needed.
So pls donate msgs 2 save my NOKIA.

WHISPER

beautiful girls went to swim in a swimming pool
but suddenly all the water disappeared.How?
NAYA whisper ab Pehele se bhi jyada gilapan sokhe.

WHISPER

SHAITAN khuda se bola mujhe sab se khubsurat bana taki mai sunder ladkiyon ka khoon pee saku
KHUDA haskar bole ja tujhe "WHISPER" banadiya

WHISPER

Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

Condom, Whisper

Condom 2 whisper: Every month u stop my business 4 1 week.
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months.

WHISPER

What is the similarity between Whisper and Netaji Subash Chandra bose
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Tum muje khoon do ...mein tumhe aazdi doonga

WHISPER

Banta's advice: Don't carry umbrella during Rain....
Keep WHISPER on ur head kyunki yeh ghanton tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de !!!

WHISPER, LAAGA CHUNARI MEIN DAAG

I HAD ADVISED RANI MUKHERJI TO USE WHISPER BT SHE DIDN'T. THEN? ? ? ? THEN WHAT? LAAGA CHUNARI MEIN DAAG ! :-)

WHISPER

Garib Wife- suno ji "WHISPER" chahiye.
Garib husband- yaha bhukh mitane ke liye roti nahi
aur tujhe c h o o t sukhane ke liye ''DOUBLEROTI'' chahiye..

Colgate, sunsilk, ponds, whisper

COLGATE ke add me Daant dikhate hai, SUNSILK me Baal, PONDS me Chehra...magar WHISPER ke add me.....? Sale hume chootia banate hai. "JAGO GRAHAK JAGO...!"

Pepsodent, Colgate, Nokia, Condom

Pepsodent condom-Raat bhar dhishum dhishum.
Colgate condom-ye hai hamara surakhsha chakra.
Nokia condom-Connecting people.

Colgate, Pepsodent, Babul, Harpic

colgate se daat saf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka
Babul se fresh karne ka
AGAR PHIR BHI SAFED NA HUA TO Bindaas HARPIC USE karaneka

Cello, Lux, Amul, Colgate

CELLO"
The pen of India
"LUX"
The soap of India
"Amul"
The taste of India
"COLGATE"
The paste of India
"U"
The waste of India

Colgate, shampoo, whisper

Colgate ke AD me dantto ko dikhate hai.
Shampoo k AD me ballo ko dikhate hai.
lekin whispar ke AD me hamare sath dhokha kyon karte hai.
jaago giraak jaago..

Cadbury, Asian Paints, Colgate, Stay Free-Whisper

Aapke life mein mithaas ho "Cadbury" jaise
Rounak ho "Asian Paints" jaise
Tazgi ho "Colgate" jaise
Aur tension-free "Stay Free" jaisa.

COLGATE

Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries.
In spanish, Colgate translates into the command - go hang yourself

WHISPER

A boy donates blood to his gf.
Kuch din baad ladai ho gaye.
Boy ne apna khoon manga to girl ne apna WHISPER uske muh par mara aur boli monthly instalment me le le.

TATA

Blockbuster film: Singur Niye Khela
Action hero: Buddhadeb
Dustumisti nayika: Mamata
Atithi Shilpi: Medha Patekar
Producer: Ratan Tata
Kritayagata Sikar: West Bengal

BSNL

Srdr: mujhe fone per dhamkiya mil rahi hain
Police:kaun hai woh?
Srdr:BSNL wale bolte hain k bill na Bhara to "kaat denge"

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