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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenienceUr cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my ow…

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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will ma…

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I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toasterA girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was homeAt dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass onThe rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again20% of the population is now d…

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