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Marriage sms messages

☻Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

☻A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"

☻Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.

☻Wife to Husband :
“You spent
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”

☻Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

☻They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank

☻A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

☻Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the …

Newest all types of Rakhi, Raksha Bandhan sms messages - 3

Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.

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God could not take care for the whole world
so he has given mothers to each family.

In the same way mother could not take care
for the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers.
Thanks for being my brother.

“Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Sky is blue, feel this hue,
my love is for you Bhaiya…always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

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Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm…
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Holi is colourful,
Deewali is lightful and brightful,
Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.

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We gain and lose things everyday.
But trust me on one thing.
You’ll never lose me.
I will always be here.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Newest all types of Rakhi, Raksha Bandhan sms messages - 2

The warmth of Ur love is
all I need during cold times.
Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi.

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My Dear Brother is one
of the most precious
gift sent by God.

Happy Raksha Bandhan to you.

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I wish u “HAPPY RAKHI” and
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that u’ll always shower your blessings on me.

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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,

Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!

To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother…
Just kidding as always.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Warm wishes on Rakhi Day! Rakhi Day is the day when special people like u r
thought of fondly with luv & cheer. Hope every hour of this special day is
filled with moments, that will bring happiness 4 ?U?. ?HAVE A GR8 RAKHI
BHAYYA…

Newest all types of Rakhi, Raksha Bandhan sms messages - 1

May this Rakhi bring you everything you desire and everything you dream of.
May success
accompany you in every step that you take. Have A Blessed Rakhi

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We were always close, looking out for each other even when life led us along
different paths...
Like an invisible thread, our love binds us together, making sure we'll
remember where we came
from and what we mean to each other. Wishing you a joyous Raksha Bandhan

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Days go past without us expressing our deep affection for each other. Rakhi
comes as a golden
opportunity to tell you that I'll always adore you and wish you happiness of
every kind... On
Rakhi Wishes You Life's Biggest Joys

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Warm wishes and love are sent your way... May the gifts of happiness,
friendship, peace and joy
fill your life. Have a Wonderful Rakhi

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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,

Par bhagwan se itni…

New Funny sms messages

Sharabi-aaj tab tak piyenge,jab tak wo saamne wale 3 ped 6 nahi dikhte. Bar Manager- Salo bas karo,Samne 1 hi ped he..>
A boy got Job in Girls Hostel! After 1 month.. Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: (SHOCKED!!) Kya?!! Paise bhi milenge..???
Raat me saare kapde utaar k soya karo > > > > > > > > > > > Mera matlab Rassi se . Q ki Baarish ka kuch pata nhi hota Kab aa jaye .
Dirty mind. Enjoy Monsoon.
Gf to Bf: "Stop looking at girls, u r COMMITTED now."Bf: "Oh Honey, this is not fair. You mean if i'm on diet, i can't even look at d Menu..;-)
Girl to Ramdev-if i kiss a boy to kya hoga? Baba- narak mein jaogi. Grl-Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh? Baba-chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai.
Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Baat Yaad Rakho, Kabhi Kisi ka DiL Nhi Todna Chahiye Qki DiL Ek Hi Hota Hai . . . . . . Todna Hai To Saale ki Haddiya Todo 206 Hoti Hai.
LENGTH of dhoka.. Hostel studnt to his frend: "yaar dhoka ho gya". Frnd-kyu? studnt-yaar kitab ke paise m…

Good friends latest sms messages

Gud frnds should be like 2 zeros(0,0) When u try 2 add they r same, when u try subtract they r again same. But when u try 2 divide they r "undivisible"
K@bhi Udasi:-( Kabhi M@sti;-) K@bhi Jhagdna;-> Kabhi Man@na:-P K@bhi Aansu;-( Kbhi H@si:-) chota Sa Pal choti-choti Khushi Bus Isi ka Nam Hi To He ~D*O*S*T*I
FrIeNdS r LiKe StReeT Li8 aLoNg d RoAd, DeY dNt MaKe D dIsTaNcE Ne ShOrTeR.. bUt.. DeY Li8 Up d PaTh n MaKe d WaLk WoRtHwHiLe.. Hv A gUd BeGiNiNg Of NeW WeeK..!
Kitni gehri dosti karte he aapse, kaash aapko b kabhi ehsaas ho jaye. par aisa na ho k aap hosh me tab aaye jab hum gehri nind me so jaye.
Fashion is simplicity 4 us. Class is meeting hall 4 us. Teachers are inspectors 4 us. Girls r dolls. Guys r prince. Cafe means life 2 us. Study is our part time hobby. Campus roads r catwalk tracks. We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades. We are "STuDNTS" Keep Rocking Buddies!!
1din zindagi aise mukam pe pahuch jayegi..dosti to sirf yaadon me reh jayegi. Har cup coffee yaad …

Rakhi SMS For Boys You Don't Like

Agar aapko koi bhi anjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use na khole usme... RAKHI ho sakti hai Apki jara si laparvahi apko Bhai bana sakti Hai.. Janhit mai jari.

You are so cute,
darling
and adorable..
Can't help
forming a
relationship with you...
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Cute and Humorous Rakhi SMS

Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha, Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha, Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do,Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.

Rakhi SMS Greetings For Sisters

Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship. I want 2 tell u, during the times when we fought, my love was in a different mood. Happy Raksha Bandhan

It leaves a smile on my face when I think of those trifling fights we had and suddenly used to make up. The memories may fade away with passing time but the love we share will only grow. Happy Raksha Bandhan, Dear Sister.

This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world —-badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember…

I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.

This…

Rakhi SMS Greetings For Brother

Near or far wherever u r,
My best wishes r with U,
Tum jiyo hazaron saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish dil se!
"Happy Raksha Bandhan"

God could not take care for the whole world
so he has given mothers to each family.
In the same way mother could not take care
for the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers.
Thanks for being my brother.

Holi is colourful,
Deewali is lightful and brightful,
Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL...

Sky is blue, feel this hue,
my love is for you Bhaiya, always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

We gain and lose things everyday.
But trust me on one thing.
You will never lose me.
I will always be here.

You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure, Wishing you very very Happy Rakhi.

If I can choose my brother in next life, it'll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :) Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan

Rakhi witty SMS

“Yes I love you. You are so cute, smart. My mother also likes you very much. My father is ready to take up our relationship seriously. So please don't say no to my proposal. Accept me as your dearest, loveliest younger sister. Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.”

“Raksha Bandhan... time for me to realize each year that what a BIG MISTAKE I made asking God for a little sister like you.”

“Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai, har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai, hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai, kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan ka darr dikha jaati hai.”

Rakhi Songs SMS

“Phoolon Ka Taaron Ka Sabka Kehna Hai
Ek Hazaron Mein Meri Behna Hai
Sari Umar Hame Sang Rehna Hai.”

“Jhula Bahon Ka Aaj Bhi Do Na Mujhe
Jhula Bahon Ka Aaj Bhi Do Na Mujhe
Bhaiyaa Goud Mein Uthao Na Aaj Mujhe
Kad Se Hoon Badi Mann Se Chhoti Main
Aaj Bhi Maan Lo Na Zid Meri.”

“Behna ne bhaai ki kalaai se pyaar baandha hai
pyaar ke do taar se, sansaar baandha hai
resham ki dori se -2
resham ki dori se sansaar baandha hai) -2.”

“Mere Bhaiya Mere Chanda
Mere Anamol Ratan
Tere Badale Main Zamaane Ki
Koi Cheez Na Lu) -2.”

Rakhi SMS for Teenager Brothers & Sisters

“Hey my sweet little pie, your cute smile makes my day, your small little hands take me out from all dangers of life. You are little angel of my life. I love you. Your's elder sister/brother.”
“My cute angel from today's onwards I promise you I'll never scold you when you'll tear my books, messed up my clothes. You are really a ray of happiness in my life.”

Humorous Rakhi SMS

“Hey didi you are the best. Do you know why? Because Iam your brother.”

“Har ladki ko aapka inteezar hai
Har ladki aapke liye bekaraar hai
Har ladki ko aapki aarjoo hai
Yeh aapka koi kamaal nahi
Kuch din baad 'Rakhi' ka tyohar hai!”

“Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.”

"I am eagerly waiting for the Raksha Bandhan day. Guess, why? My brother has promised me the i-pod."

“Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha
Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha
Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do,
Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.”

“Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.”

“Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Per aaj pata chala ki
vah mujhe rakhi bandhana chahati thi.”

“Usaka Husn gaya kaleja cheer
Nayano Se barbas Chhuta ek teer
vo Muskrai, Nazdeeq aai
B…

Rakhi SMS for Sisters

"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."
“Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.”
“It leaves a smile on my face when I think of those trifling fights we had and suddenly used to make up. The memories may fade away with passing time but the love we share will only grow. Happy Raksha Bandhan, Dear Sister.”
“God sent in my life a beautiful Angel in your guise, Sister. In good times or bad ones, you're ready to extend your help and support. Thanks for all you do.”
“Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.”

Rakhi SMS for Brothers

“Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.”
“You were always my best friend, looking out for me, making sure the path I traveled on was smooth. Even if I searched the world over, there cannot be a better brother than you. Wishing You Life's Best Always.”
“We were always close, looking out for each other even when life led us along different paths... Like an invisible thread, our love binds us together, making sure we'll remember where we came from and what we mean to each other. Wishing you a joyous Raksha Bandhan, Dear Brother.”
“The loving occasion of Raksha Bandhan is the best time Brother, to reminisce fondly the wonderful moment we have spent together, sharing each other’s joys and sorrows… Thanks for spreading smiles everywhere and making life so beautiful, meaningful and Happy… My Dear Brother .”
“You never say no, you never say thats impossible and you never say you ca…

New Baby Sms Messages - Famous New Baby Quotes, Quotations, Baby Shower Sayings

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for. Author Unknown
If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle. Vincent van Gogh
Ten fingers, Ten toes She's laughter and teardrops So small and brand new And amazingly angelic She's sent to bless you She's one special Baby The best of life's treasure And will grant and bless you Many hours of great pleasure. Author Unknown
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. Carl Sandburg
Take a sprinkling of fairy dust, An angel's single feather, Also a dash of love and care, Then mix them both together. Add a se…

Cute Text Messages - Cute SMS - Cute Greetings - Cute Quotes Sayings

Flowers die, Stories End, Songs Fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come to End, But, "Precious People" Like "You" Are always remembered.


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Just a line...2 keep in touch... coz u r on my mind so very much... & even though, I've nothing 2 say... U'll know...I thought of u 2day...


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What is a Girl Friend? Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful.


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Luck is like sand in hands.It will Luck is like sand in hands. It will sneak out through the fingers, no matter gripped firmly or held loosely. Only hands in the praying posture can save it.


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A special smile a special face, A special someone no one can replace. I love you and always will, You've filled a space no one could fill.


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Kab kon kisi ka hota hai Yeh sab jootay rishtay natay hain Sab dil rkhnay ki batain hain Sab apna asal chupatay hain Ikhlas k jootay log yahan Lafzon k teer c…

Condolence Messages - Condolence Text Message Sample - Condolence SMS

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I am shocked and grief stricken to learn of Sun's death,
and express profound sorrow and condolences for you and your family.



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We are deeply saddened by his death.
We send our condolences to the Mzimela family.
He will be given a full departmental funeral.



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This accident is extremely serious,
I am thinking about all the victims, the crew,
and our friends in Germany who made up most of the passengers.
I have also conveyed my condolences to German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder.



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I m deeply shocked at the
sudden demise of ur father
May his soul rest in peace



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Your father was one of the nicest people
I know that he was a great father 2
You have my deepest sympathy on ur loss



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I was takenback to see the untimely demise of your MOTHEr
share my deepest condolences and grief on this moment.
May the lord bless her the peace in heaven.
convey my regards to one and all in the family.



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I am deeply…

Ascii Messages - Ascii SMS - Characters Messages - Picture SMS Messages

(>-<)
( Ö, )
(,,)\(,,) 4 U!
. .J
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(”( Ö, )”) * . * .
*’.( \ )/ * . * . *
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A shower of blessngs.



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l ( ‘ o’ ) ‘l
l=( ,)===( ,)=l
I’m just standing by my window thinking of u &

wondering if u ever think of me too…*



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AAPKI ki aftari
Iftaar Se Pehle

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Iftaar K Baad

_('.')_
/( )\
_!/ \!_

Tauba Tauba!
Insan Bano



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.-”"-.
( ‘;’ )
(,,)(,,)
kiya aap busy hain
Nahi
.-”"-.
(”)( ‘; ‘ )(”)
( . )
to aayein cham cham khailain



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( ‘ ; ‘ ) ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ”
(,,)(,,) ,,” ,, ” ,, ” ,,
OOooo….Sardi.

“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”

Enjoy the winter…!



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Please Always Keep On Smiling
(¨`*.*´¨) Always
`*.¸(¨`*.*´¨) Keep
(¨`*.*´¨)¸.*´ Smiling!
`*.¸.*


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(oe) (oe)
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((T))
(oe) (oe)
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((T))
(oe) (oe)



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Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hain Bhidu
Reply mile to Tali Bhidu,
Ignore Mile to Gali Bhidu…

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