Marriage sms messages

☻Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

☻A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"

☻Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.

☻Wife to Husband :
“You spent
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”

☻Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

☻They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank

☻A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

☻Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

☻Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

☻Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

☻Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

☻Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

☻After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

☻For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!

☻A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"

☻What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.



☻Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..



☻True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!



☻A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage.......

☻Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??
.
.
Bcoz
.
.
Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)

☻Wife: Last night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, and I saw your dad paying the bill! Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them. Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life.

☻Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If u find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.


☻Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."

☻My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale


☻Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!



☻Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .

Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .

Both Are Mistaken



☻My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher.

☻''MARRIAGE''
Is Nature's Way
Of Preventing
''PEOPLE''
From Fighting With
''STRANGERS'' ... ;->

☻Secret of Happy Marriage - ACCEPT -
Attraction,
Communication,
Commitment,
Enjoyment,
Purpose,
Trust.
Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven.

☻Love is one long sweet dream,
and marriage is the alarm clock

☻philosophy Of Life :
? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

☻Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

☻A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

☻What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

☻Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

☻First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

☻Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

☻Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
.
.
365 days,
.
.
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
.
.
.
.
Get Married…

☻The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!

☻Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..

☻Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

☻“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense

☻One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

☻It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

☻Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

☻Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

☻Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

☻After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

☻Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

☻Marriage is very important part of life.
You know why?
?
?
?
?
?
Because
“Life is not only about happiness”

☻Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

☻Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.


☻Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not [...]


☻Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?

☻Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!

☻Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

☻The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

☻Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
.
.
.
.
“Watch Man”

☻Wife: You changed after marriage.
Husband: I’ve told you that
“I am not interested in Married womans”

☻Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Can a woman make you a millionaire?
.
.
.
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!

☻A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

☻Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest

☻Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

☻What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!

☻There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

☻Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.

☻Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.

☻Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

☻Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.

☻A man walking down a street heard a voice.
“if you take 1 more step,
a brick will fall down and kill you.
He stopped & a brick fell before him.
He went on,
while crossing road he heard again stop,
just a car missed him.
Man asked who are you?
I am your guardian angel”
Man said, Where were you when I got [...]

☻There are many brave men
who are adventurous and
are never afraid to fight.
Some join army,
others get married … ;-

☻Marriage Advice
Whenever you are wrong admit it
Whenever you are right shut up

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
Yet to be seen.


☻A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ...


After Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other ...


And


A Few Years Later
"MAD" Because Of Each Other...

Newest all types of Rakhi, Raksha Bandhan sms messages - 3


Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.

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God could not take care for the whole world
so he has given mothers to each family.

In the same way mother could not take care
for the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers.
Thanks for being my brother.

“Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Sky is blue, feel this hue,
my love is for you Bhaiya…always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

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Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm…
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Holi is colourful,
Deewali is lightful and brightful,
Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.

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We gain and lose things everyday.
But trust me on one thing.
You’ll never lose me.
I will always be here.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

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* Near or far wherever u r,
My best wishes r with U,
Tum jiyo hazaron saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish dil se!


“Happy Raksha Bandhan”

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My Dear Brother is one of the most precious gift sent by God. Happy Raksha
Bandhan to you.

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Phoolon ka taron ka sabka kehna hai, ek hazaron me mere Bhaiya hai...luv u
always. Happy Rakhi..

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Rishta hai janmon ka humara, Bharose ka aur Pyaar bhara, Chalo ise bandhe
Bhaiya Rakhi ke atut bandhno mein, Happy Raksha Bandhan to my dearest Bro.

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Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.?

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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,

Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!

To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother
Just kidding as always.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

Happy Raksha Bandhan!

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My Dear Brother is one of the most precious gift sent by God.

Happy Raksha Bandhan to you.

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This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world —-badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember…

Newest all types of Rakhi, Raksha Bandhan sms messages - 2


The warmth of Ur love is
all I need during cold times.
Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi.

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My Dear Brother is one
of the most precious
gift sent by God.

Happy Raksha Bandhan to you.

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I wish u “HAPPY RAKHI” and
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that u’ll always shower your blessings on me.

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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,

Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!

To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother…
Just kidding as always.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Warm wishes on Rakhi Day! Rakhi Day is the day when special people like u r
thought of fondly with luv & cheer. Hope every hour of this special day is
filled with moments, that will bring happiness 4 ?U?. ?HAVE A GR8 RAKHI
BHAYYA?
With loads of luv
Yours ever loving sis

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Do U know that,
Fun as a triple scoops,
Sweet as chocolates,
Bright & cheerful as flowers,
Its U
May your wishes come true,
And may each of your days be filled with,
Joy & smiles too!

HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN

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Near of far wherever u r,
My best wishes r with U,
Tum jiyo hazaron saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish dil se!

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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You are so cute,
darling
and adorable..
Can’t help
forming a
relationship with you…
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan

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This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world —-badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember…

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Hey Sis,
When the world goes dark,
Stars are there…
When the journey breaks up,
Hope is there…
When the entire world is vanished,
And you feel left alone…
Tilt your head and look beside you,
Will bring you comfort feeling of
Care and affection molds on you,
As your Brother is always beside you
To pour the special love and affection forever…

HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN

Newest all types of Rakhi, Raksha Bandhan sms messages - 1


May this Rakhi bring you everything you desire and everything you dream of.
May success
accompany you in every step that you take. Have A Blessed Rakhi

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We were always close, looking out for each other even when life led us along
different paths...
Like an invisible thread, our love binds us together, making sure we'll
remember where we came
from and what we mean to each other. Wishing you a joyous Raksha Bandhan

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Days go past without us expressing our deep affection for each other. Rakhi
comes as a golden
opportunity to tell you that I'll always adore you and wish you happiness of
every kind... On
Rakhi Wishes You Life's Biggest Joys

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Warm wishes and love are sent your way... May the gifts of happiness,
friendship, peace and joy
fill your life. Have a Wonderful Rakhi

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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,

Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!

To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother…
Just kidding as always.

“Happy Raksha Bandhan”

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Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you
very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it’s looking great on my wrist. I
just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God
bless you with lot of happiness, love and success. Take care.
Missing You

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You know that you are the
most precious stone in the
collection of my secret treasure..
Wishing you very Happy Rakhi
and best of luck for every thing.

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May this auspicious occasion
bring you all the prosperity
and good luck in your way of life .
Happy Rakshabandhan to you…

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I am sure you are not going to
tie Rakhi for me this year and forever.
But let me tell you this.
You are my sweetest little sis
though we are not blood related.

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I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.
Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!

New Funny sms messages

Sharabi-aaj tab tak piyenge,jab tak wo saamne wale 3 ped 6 nahi dikhte.
Bar Manager-
Salo bas karo,Samne
1 hi ped he..>

A boy got Job in Girls Hostel!
After 1 month..
Warden:
Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary?
Boy: (SHOCKED!!)
Kya?!!
Paise bhi milenge..???

Raat me
saare kapde
utaar k soya karo
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
Mera matlab Rassi se
.
Q ki Baarish ka kuch pata nhi hota
Kab aa jaye
.

Dirty mind.
Enjoy Monsoon.

Gf to Bf: "Stop looking at girls, u r COMMITTED now."Bf: "Oh Honey, this is not fair. You mean if i'm on diet, i can't even look at d Menu..;-)

Girl to Ramdev-if i kiss a boy to kya hoga?
Baba- narak mein jaogi.
Grl-Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?
Baba-chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai.

Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Baat Yaad Rakho, Kabhi Kisi ka DiL Nhi Todna Chahiye
Qki
DiL Ek Hi Hota Hai
.
.
.
.
.
.
Todna Hai To Saale ki Haddiya Todo 206 Hoti Hai.

LENGTH of dhoka..
Hostel studnt to his frend: "yaar dhoka ho gya".
Frnd-kyu?
studnt-yaar kitab ke paise mangaaye the, gharwalo ne kitabe bhej di....

When sum1 touches u n u dont feel it, its IGNORANCE. When sum1 touches u n u feel it, its LOVE. When nobody touches u n u feel it, just run! Its BHOOT!!

CA Kaise propose karega?"In my opinion & 2 d bst f my knwldg ur charcter reveals true n fair prsnality f a human being. I hereby crtify u as my blvd partner.

Kal Uski Yad puri Raat Aati Rahi,
Hum jage puri Duniya soti rahi,
Asman me bijli puri Raat hoti rahi,
Bas 1 BARISH thi jo mere saath roti rahi.

The sweetest proposal: A boy n a girl were in L.K.G.
Boy- Aye, tu mujhse shadi kar le na.
Girl- Main nai karungi. Boy- Kar le na.
Girl- Nai.
Boy- Maan ja na plz.
Girl- Nai.
Boy- Maan ja na behen, plz!

A new
grand gala film, just released today,
U can wath now,
On Ur mobile..
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PIP(L)I
[LIVE]

Two guys watchin bungee jumping?
1st Guy - Wanna try it??
2nd Guy - NO WAY! I was born bcoz of a broken rubber & I dont wanna die bcoz of it ..

Good friends latest sms messages

Gud frnds should be like 2 zeros(0,0) When u try 2 add they r same,
when u try subtract they r again same.
But when u try 2 divide they r "undivisible"

K@bhi Udasi:-(
Kabhi M@sti;-)
K@bhi Jhagdna;->
Kabhi Man@na:-P
K@bhi Aansu;-(
Kbhi H@si:-)
chota Sa Pal
choti-choti
Khushi
Bus Isi ka Nam Hi To He
~D*O*S*T*I

FrIeNdS r LiKe StReeT Li8 aLoNg d RoAd,
DeY dNt MaKe D dIsTaNcE
Ne ShOrTeR..
bUt..
DeY Li8 Up d PaTh n MaKe d WaLk WoRtHwHiLe..
Hv A gUd BeGiNiNg Of NeW WeeK..!

Kitni gehri dosti karte he aapse, kaash aapko b kabhi ehsaas ho jaye.
par aisa na ho k aap hosh me tab aaye jab hum gehri nind me so jaye.

Fashion is simplicity 4 us.
Class is meeting hall 4 us.
Teachers are inspectors 4 us.
Girls r dolls.
Guys r prince.
Cafe means life 2 us.
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads r catwalk tracks.
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades.
We are "STuDNTS"
Keep Rocking Buddies!!

1din zindagi aise mukam pe pahuch jayegi..dosti to sirf yaadon me reh jayegi.
Har cup coffee yaad doston ki dilayegi..or haste haste fir aankhe nam ho jaegi.

I was not your
"FIRST FREND"..
I will not be your
"LAST FREND"..
I may not be your "CLOSE FREND" too..
But,
I
will
be
your
"TRUE FREND''
FOREVER....

Dosti ko pyaar banakar nibhayenge..
Koshish rahegi aapko nahi satayenge..
Kabhi pasand na aaye mera saath toh bata dena..
Geen bhi nahi paaoge itne thappad lagayenge..!

Rakhi SMS For Boys You Don't Like



Agar aapko koi bhi anjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use na khole usme... RAKHI ho sakti hai Apki jara si laparvahi apko Bhai bana sakti Hai.. Janhit mai jari.

You are so cute,
darling
and adorable..
Can't help
forming a
relationship with you...
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Cute and Humorous Rakhi SMS


Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha, Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha, Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do,Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.

Rakhi SMS Greetings For Sisters


Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship. I want 2 tell u, during the times when we fought, my love was in a different mood. Happy Raksha Bandhan

It leaves a smile on my face when I think of those trifling fights we had and suddenly used to make up. The memories may fade away with passing time but the love we share will only grow. Happy Raksha Bandhan, Dear Sister.

This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world —-badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember…

I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.

This msg is for the most wonderful sisters of this world. Thank u didi for always being there on my side and for helping me in those infinite ways which I cannot even remember.

Rakhi SMS Greetings For Brother


Near or far wherever u r,
My best wishes r with U,
Tum jiyo hazaron saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish dil se!
"Happy Raksha Bandhan"

God could not take care for the whole world
so he has given mothers to each family.
In the same way mother could not take care
for the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers.
Thanks for being my brother.

Holi is colourful,
Deewali is lightful and brightful,
Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL...

Sky is blue, feel this hue,
my love is for you Bhaiya, always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

We gain and lose things everyday.
But trust me on one thing.
You will never lose me.
I will always be here.

You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure, Wishing you very very Happy Rakhi.

If I can choose my brother in next life, it'll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :) Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan

Rakhi witty SMS

“Yes I love you. You are so cute, smart. My mother also likes you very much. My father is ready to take up our relationship seriously. So please don't say no to my proposal. Accept me as your dearest, loveliest younger sister. Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.”

“Raksha Bandhan... time for me to realize each year that what a BIG MISTAKE I made asking God for a little sister like you.”

“Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai, har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai, hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai, kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan ka darr dikha jaati hai.”

Rakhi Songs SMS

“Phoolon Ka Taaron Ka Sabka Kehna Hai
Ek Hazaron Mein Meri Behna Hai
Sari Umar Hame Sang Rehna Hai.”

“Jhula Bahon Ka Aaj Bhi Do Na Mujhe
Jhula Bahon Ka Aaj Bhi Do Na Mujhe
Bhaiyaa Goud Mein Uthao Na Aaj Mujhe
Kad Se Hoon Badi Mann Se Chhoti Main
Aaj Bhi Maan Lo Na Zid Meri.”

“Behna ne bhaai ki kalaai se pyaar baandha hai
pyaar ke do taar se, sansaar baandha hai
resham ki dori se -2
resham ki dori se sansaar baandha hai) -2.”

“Mere Bhaiya Mere Chanda
Mere Anamol Ratan
Tere Badale Main Zamaane Ki
Koi Cheez Na Lu) -2.”

Rakhi SMS for Teenager Brothers & Sisters

“Hey my sweet little pie, your cute smile makes my day, your small little hands take me out from all dangers of life. You are little angel of my life. I love you. Your's elder sister/brother.”

“My cute angel from today's onwards I promise you I'll never scold you when you'll tear my books, messed up my clothes. You are really a ray of happiness in my life.”

Humorous Rakhi SMS

“Hey didi you are the best. Do you know why? Because Iam your brother.”

“Har ladki ko aapka inteezar hai
Har ladki aapke liye bekaraar hai
Har ladki ko aapki aarjoo hai
Yeh aapka koi kamaal nahi
Kuch din baad 'Rakhi' ka tyohar hai!”

“Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.”

"I am eagerly waiting for the Raksha Bandhan day. Guess, why? My brother has promised me the i-pod."

“Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha
Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha
Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do,
Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.”

“Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.”

“Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Per aaj pata chala ki
vah mujhe rakhi bandhana chahati thi.”

“Usaka Husn gaya kaleja cheer
Nayano Se barbas Chhuta ek teer
vo Muskrai, Nazdeeq aai
Boli, Rakhi Bandhwale mere veer.”

Rakhi SMS for Sisters

"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."

“Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.”

“It leaves a smile on my face when I think of those trifling fights we had and suddenly used to make up. The memories may fade away with passing time but the love we share will only grow. Happy Raksha Bandhan, Dear Sister.”

“God sent in my life a beautiful Angel in your guise, Sister. In good times or bad ones, you're ready to extend your help and support. Thanks for all you do.”

“Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.”

Rakhi SMS for Brothers

“Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.”

“You were always my best friend, looking out for me, making sure the path I traveled on was smooth. Even if I searched the world over, there cannot be a better brother than you. Wishing You Life's Best Always.”

“We were always close, looking out for each other even when life led us along different paths... Like an invisible thread, our love binds us together, making sure we'll remember where we came from and what we mean to each other. Wishing you a joyous Raksha Bandhan, Dear Brother.”

“The loving occasion of Raksha Bandhan is the best time Brother, to reminisce fondly the wonderful moment we have spent together, sharing each other’s joys and sorrows… Thanks for spreading smiles everywhere and making life so beautiful, meaningful and Happy… My Dear Brother .”

“You never say no, you never say thats impossible and you never say you can't. That's my bro, a superman who make things possible and who make paths smoother. I love you Bro.”

“You are the person who holds me in my bad times, you are the person who dances with me in my happiness. I can't recall even a single day when you were absent from my life. I really love you.”

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother…
Just kidding as always.
“Happy Raksha Bandhan.”

New Baby Sms Messages - Famous New Baby Quotes, Quotations, Baby Shower Sayings

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
Author Unknown

If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.
Vincent van Gogh

Ten fingers, Ten toes
She's laughter and teardrops
So small and brand new
And amazingly angelic
She's sent to bless you
She's one special Baby
The best of life's treasure
And will grant and bless you
Many hours of great pleasure.
Author Unknown

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
Carl Sandburg

Take a sprinkling of fairy dust,
An angel's single feather,
Also a dash of love and care,
Then mix them both together.
Add a sentiment or two,
A thoughtful wish or line,
A touch of stardust, a sunshine ray...
It's a recipe, for a Baby Girl truly fine.
Author Unknown

Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Don Herrold

This Baby is Your Blessing,
I wish Happiness in every way,
Good Luck God Bless, I say
And Many Blessings and Wishes,
To Welcome Baby Into Your Life Today.
Author Unknown

Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body.
Elizabeth Stone

Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across. It's truly one of life's most satisfying moments.
Brad Pitt
On his new child.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Bill Cosby

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be.
James Matthew Barrie

A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
Eda J. Le Shan

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
Marshall McLuhan

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Elinor Goulding Smith

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Kin Hubbard

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
Jean Kerr

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
Elizabeth Stone

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Stephen Wright

If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.
Vincent Van Gogh

A baby is born with a need to be loved -- and never outgrows it.
Frank A. Clark

Father asked us, "What was God's noblest work?" Anna said, "Men", but I said "Babies". Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Louisa May Alcott

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.
Martin Fraquhar Tupper

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
Author Unknown

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
Author Unknown

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Mark Twain

Babies are always more trouble than you thought -- and more wonderful.
Charles Osgood

Every child begins the world again.
Henry David Thoreau

Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.
Kate Douglas Wiggin

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick

A little child born yesterday
A thing on mother's milk and kisses fed.
Homer

The moment a child is born,
the mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed, but the mother, never.
A mother is something absolutely new.
Rajneesh

Children reinvent your world for you.
Susan Sarandon

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Ed Howe

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
Deepak Chopra

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
Loretta Lynn

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
Charles Dickens

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
Jimmy Piersal
On how to diaper a baby

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
Phyllis Diller

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Peter Griffin [holding crying baby after Carol has given birth]: It's a beautiful baby girl!
Carol Pewterschmidt: Ooh, a baby girl! I'm so happy!
Peter Griffin: But she has a penis. Well, we'll have to do something about that [Picks up scalpel.]
Lois Griffin [taking scalpel away]: Peter, no! It's a boy.
Family Guy
Animated TV series

Cute Text Messages - Cute SMS - Cute Greetings - Cute Quotes Sayings

Flowers die,
Stories End,
Songs Fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come to End,
But,
"Precious People" Like "You"
Are always remembered.



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Just a line...2 keep in touch...
coz u r on my mind so very much...
& even though, I've nothing 2 say...
U'll know...I thought of u 2day...



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What is a Girl Friend?
Ans: Addition of Problem,
Substraction of Money,
Multiplication of Enemy,
Division of Friends.... So be careful.



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Luck is like sand in hands.It will
Luck is like sand in hands.
It will sneak out through the fingers,
no matter gripped firmly or held loosely.
Only hands in the praying posture can save it.



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A special smile a special face,
A special someone no one can replace.
I love you and always will,
You've filled a space no one could fill.



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Kab kon kisi ka hota hai
Yeh sab jootay rishtay natay hain
Sab dil rkhnay ki batain hain
Sab apna asal chupatay hain
Ikhlas k jootay log yahan
Lafzon k teer chalatey hain
Ik bar nigahon mein bas kr
phir sari umer rulatey hain. .



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The length and breadth and height of u
total up 2 quite a view
but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have 2 take a bite of you.



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Fact Every thing is fair in Luv and War
But i suggest u should do war & Never Luv
Becos in war either you live or die
But in luv niether you Live nor u Die



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Do not fool the 1 u luv
for total trust only happens once.
Do not hurt someone u luv
for loosing him is more painful.
Remember that luv isn’t love by many.



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Sometimes
its amazing how easily we fall in luv
with someone who simply smiles,
talks or stares at us.
the only hard thing to do
is to make that person fall for us.
I’m falling 4 u



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Just a line...2 keep in touch.
coz u r on my mind so very much.
and even though, I've nothing to say.
U'll know...I thought of u today.



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A special smile a special face,
A special someone no one can replace.
I luv u & always will, u've filled a space no one could fill.



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whenever u feel sadness in ur HEART,
blackness in ur EYES,
paleness on ur FACE,
fragrance in ur it shows u r suffering lack of vitamin "ME".



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An Eagle was siting on Treedoing nothing.
A Rabbit thought to do the same & sat on ground.
A Wolf came & ate Rabbit..
Moral:
To sit & do nothing, u need to be on top..
Dont try to copy others.



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If I could give u the world 4 each tear u shed for me, if I could give u Gold for the happiness you brought into my life, But I guess I can only give you Love that comes from "Deep down my Heart"


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An Eagle waz siting on Treedoing nothing.
A Rabbit thought 2 do the same and sat on ground.
A Wolf came nd ate Rabbit..
Moral:
To sit nd do nothing, you need to be on top..
Dont try to copy others.



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A Perfect Gift 4 you Today!
Absoloutely @ no Cost,
Non-taxable,
Silent Peformance,
Extremly Personal,
Fully Returnable
it’s a SMILE from me.
Enjoy and take care…



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CUTE people r like wind. You can only feel their presence & sincerity. Now dont look here n there to find them. Just luk at the name of the sender...! good morning.


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A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty. (Hazrat Ali.AS.) Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision... This is life... So don't worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them.


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Welcome to the Radio Bed FM this Iz Dj Bedsheet Hanging Out Wis Dj Pilow for Now I shall Play U A Song Intilted SleepTyt Dozn Of Swit Drimz from the Album Goodnite eNjoy the Song


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Hassi ko inbox main
Ansu ko outbox main
Ghussay ko hold main
and Dil ko karo vibrate main
and phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari hai



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Khwab ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhu.


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Donon EYES PE
Donon CHEEKS PE
DO BAR LIPS PE
IK BAR NECK PE
DO BAR NECK SE ZRA NEECHE
SONE sy pehle
Cold cream ZAROOR LAGAIN..



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Taron k chamk k sath
Jzbon k mehak k sath
Yadon k brsat lye
Duaon k soghat lye
Dil k gehrai se
Ap ky lye sirf
3 lafz

"Banday Da Puter Ban ja"


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There is alwys going 2 b people tht hurt u


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I have a new camera
your snap please...
don't move
1
2
3
smile please
ready
ohho
those who live in someones heart can't have a snap!!!



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Boy: BUS aur Girls
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hy to doosri a jati hy.

Girl: Auto Rickshaw r Boys
ak jaisy hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chaly aaty hain .



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Whenever u feel blue, I ll b there 4 you,
Whenever u r sad, I ll stay by your side,
Whenever u need someone 2 love.
I ll always be there for you to have



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Ap ky shehar ka mausam suhana lage,
Ap ke ak shaam chura loon agar bura na lage,
Ap chaho to bhula do mujhy,
Par ap ko bhulane main shayed humain zamana lagy.



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Sathi sirf woh he nahi hota jo zindagi bhar sath nibhay; Sathi to woh bhi hy jo jevan ke kuch palon main bhe jevan bhr ka saath de jaaye.


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Never blame any day in ur life good days give u happiness bad days give u experience both r essential in life all r gods blessings.


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seven Glances= one Smile seven smiles = one meeting seven meetings= one kiss seven kisses= one proposal seven Proposals= one marriage nd that bloody marriage has 777777 problems


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womens are like internet virus 1st they enter your life scan yours pockets transfer money edit your mind download thier problems delete your smile and hang ur life


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system ov luv an-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT.......

Condolence Messages - Condolence Text Message Sample - Condolence SMS



I am shocked and grief stricken to learn of Sun's death,
and express profound sorrow and condolences for you and your family.



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We are deeply saddened by his death.
We send our condolences to the Mzimela family.
He will be given a full departmental funeral.



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This accident is extremely serious,
I am thinking about all the victims, the crew,
and our friends in Germany who made up most of the passengers.
I have also conveyed my condolences to German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder.



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I m deeply shocked at the
sudden demise of ur father
May his soul rest in peace



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Your father was one of the nicest people
I know that he was a great father 2
You have my deepest sympathy on ur loss



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I was takenback to see the untimely demise of your MOTHEr
share my deepest condolences and grief on this moment.
May the lord bless her the peace in heaven.
convey my regards to one and all in the family.



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I am deeply shocked at the suddeness of ur mother's demise
May God give her eternal rest & may her soul rest in peace!
Please accept our condolences & be strong!
In deep Sympathy!



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We r deeply saddened by hiz death. We send our condolences to the Mzimela family. He will be given a full departmental funeral.


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"I waz soo sorry to hear about your loss. Your sister was a great girl and we will all miss her very much. You have our deepest sympathy."


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"U have my deepest sympathy on ur loss. He was one ov my dearest friends and will be sorely missed."


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"Your father was one of the nicest people. I know that he was a great father too. You have my deepest sympathy on your loss."


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Here is a sample of a condolence message that you can use. You can alter the message to suit your particular situation.


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When it is too hard to
hide your tears, then
never mind..
Start chopping onions.
Let the heart cry and
you just smile and
put the blame on
the onions…



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You've lost someone who was a special part of your family. May you all find comfort in each other and in all the deep concern that comes to you today.


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I will miss her smile and her visits and was so glad that she was a part of my life.


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We are sorry to know tha sudden death of ur mother. we pray to God 2 give u strength in this sad moment


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I m very shocked after hearing this. We have lost a nice person.


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Our sincere thoughts and prayers are alwayz with you.
With our deepest sympathy



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We want to let u know tat u hav our greatest sympathy, and our hearts are truly saddened.


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It was with a great sense of loss when I heard about death.


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I m very sorry to hear this sad news bt think of it a better place for him to be right now no worries and no fears.


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The shockwaves from this senseless tragedy were felt all over the world. My deepest sympathyis with u.


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Perhaps they r not d stars, bt rather openings in Heaven where the love ov our lost ones pours through nd shines down upon us 2 let us know tht r happy.


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If u r looking 4 Condolence Messages then ur search ends here. You will find all da Condolence Messages related messages here. Just read the full collection of Condolence Messages.


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Discover how u can quickly nd easily write ur own loving, caring nd warm condolence letters nd condolence messages in just seconds!


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Our sincere thoughts nd prayers r with ou.


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will always remain within our hearts, and we ve included & u in our daily prayers. May God give u strength.

Ascii Messages - Ascii SMS - Characters Messages - Picture SMS Messages

(>-<)
( Ö, )
(,,)\(,,) 4 U!
. .J
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(”( Ö, )”) * . * .
*’.( \ )/ * . * . *
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A shower of blessngs.



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l ( ‘ o’ ) ‘l
l=( ,)===( ,)=l
I’m just standing by my window thinking of u &

wondering if u ever think of me too…*



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AAPKI ki aftari
Iftaar Se Pehle

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Iftaar K Baad

_('.')_
/( )\
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Tauba Tauba!
Insan Bano



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.-”"-.
( ‘;’ )
(,,)(,,)
kiya aap busy hain
Nahi
.-”"-.
(”)( ‘; ‘ )(”)
( . )
to aayein cham cham khailain



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(,,)(,,) ,,” ,, ” ,, ” ,,
OOooo….Sardi.

“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”

Enjoy the winter…!



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Please Always Keep On Smiling
(¨`*.*´¨) Always
`*.¸(¨`*.*´¨) Keep
(¨`*.*´¨)¸.*´ Smiling!
`*.¸.*


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(oe) (oe)
()” .’.()
((T))
(oe) (oe)
()”.’.”()
((T))
(oe) (oe)



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Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hain Bhidu
Reply mile to Tali Bhidu,
Ignore Mile to Gali Bhidu,
Latest Hua to Bole JHAKASH,
Porane Hua To, SATYANASH



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Lo Ji Hum Uth Gaye
~"~
("!")
>-(^)-<
| |
^ ^
Good Morning



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|"""\/"""|
| OHAMMAD_yur
|__|'v'|__|Rasool
/"/\"\
/ / \LLAH
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Toilet Jane Se Pehle.
.(',').
/(___) \ ./ \_
Toilet Sey Aanay Ky Bad.
.('.').
/()\
_/\.
Tauba Yar, Kitna Karte Ho Tum....;-D ;-P ;->



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( ';' )
(,,)(,,)
kiya aap busy hain
nahe,
Nahi
.-""-.
(")( '; ' )(")
( . )
to aayein cham cham kheln



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* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . *.*THIS sms



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Sms nahi kar saktay tu
mobile baich ka ghubary khareed l0



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HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING.



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these are the magic fishes
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these can swim in ur mobile screen. u want to check ?





















hello mr. 1st fill water in ur mobile
then u can see.



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,’>,_,_,_,_,/_,
A boat
iz
waiting
For you..!
It
take’s
you
into a

“Dream Land”

Good night and
Have a Sweet dreams.



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/)/) /)/)
=(';')= =(';')=
,,("),("), ,("),("),,
You & I



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l”l________
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L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE, Just for 4



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/__/ \_\ISS
\""\/""/
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('.') Oye! kahan
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! /_


('.')
<) )>pata hai
! /_kitna miss
kiya hay tumhe?

('.')
>----( )----<
_/ /_ ITNA




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( ' ; ' ) ( ' ; ' )
(,,)--(,,)(,,)--(,,)
U'n ME forever..
and of ever and more ever!



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HaPpY BiRtHdAy!
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l USKURAO
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OR
!”‘”!_!’””!
! _ ANSO
!__! !__!

Har Pal
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L___\ IL SE



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latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
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ab tera kia ho ga kalia....?



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Soo rahay ho kia? chalo sms kero

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SO rahe ho KYA?

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GHOORO MAT

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AANKHEIN KHOLO

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DONO KHOLO



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1 day l went to ZOO. So many animals were there.
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Mouse

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Owl

o(o¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey

(@¿@)
"(<>)”
Aray bhai ! Tum bhi



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