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Times of India...

The day ROBOT was released,

Rajnikanth gave Times of India

a rating of 4 stars :)

Madame Tussauds...

Beat this Breaking News:Rajnikant to have a
wax statue ofMadame Tussaudsat his home...

Teachers Day

Once
Spiderman
Superman
Batman
James Bond
Ironman
Shaktiman
Krrish all visited Rajnikanth..
So, do u knw which day it was..?
Teacher's Day :)

Over speeding...

Once Rajnikanth Was Caught On The Highway fOr Over Speeding . .
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Mobile battery charge...

Beat this:I have so many RAJNIKANTH messages on my handsetthat I don't need a charger anymoreto charge my mobile!!! ;-)

Rajni award....

And the RAJNI Award...
goes to ...OSCAR...!!!

Guiness Book...

As a kid Rajnikant maintained a diary of his day to day activities...Today it is called..
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The guiness book of world records...! :-P

Log Table...

Try beating this one. 


One nite,
while asleep,
Rajnikant was mumbling some random numbers.....


Thats how the Log table was invented...

RECESSION

Try beating this.


In 2008 Rajnikant lost his Wallet


And


the world went into a RECESSION.

Will...

Where there is a will there is a way...


but...


where there is Rajnikant there is no other way...

OH MY RAJNEEKANT

What does GOD say when HE himself is worried???????? ----

-" OH MY RAJNEEKANT!!!!!!!"

Paul the octopus...

Paul the octopus was asked to predict Rajnikanth's death...

Paul died yesterday !

Train jumps off the track!

Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir's Ghulam.

Rajni runs on railway track the train is now at a distance of 1 meter...



Now what?



Obviously the train jumps off the track!

Rajni Mania...

Rajnikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, "You know, I know everyone. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.
So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door,
And sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts : "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You And your friends come right in and join me for lunch!"
...Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was Just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says ..."President Obama", Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts ..."Yes", Rajini says, "I know him.
And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, : "Rajini, what a surprise, I was jus…

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!

Rajnikant knows HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!

Stopped the email...

An email was sent from Mumbai to Pune,

RAJNI stoppd it at Lonavala...

99 best of Rajinikanth...

1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution,it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the cornersoff.
15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17.…

The child is now 'Rajnikanth'...

A child went to Kashmir and started playing by making small mountains from ice. 


Today those mountains are called Himalayas and the child is now 'Rajnikanth'

How do you think the Earth spins?

Michael Jordon: I can spin a basketball on my finger for 2 hours.....can you?
Rajinikanth: How do you think the Earth spins?

Sea gives way to The Rajnikanth...

Rajnikanth was originally cast in Titanic


but had to be changed because


even sea gives way to The Rajnikanth

Doesn’t like to handle diamonds...

Rajnikanth doesn’t like to handle diamonds


because he keeps accidentally crushing them...

Dream of Rajnikanth...

The world, as we know it,


is just a dream of Rajnikanth!

The world will not end in 2012...

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The world will not end in2012,


Rajanikanth just bought a laptop with 3 year warranty

A girl lost her virginity...

A girl lost her virginity,

Rajni found it and gave it back to her...!!! :p

March 31st to April 2nd...

Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from

March 31st to April 2nd,

no one fools Rajanikant!

Challenged Superman...

Rajnikanth once challenged Superman.


The loser wore the underwear outside his pants! :D

Rajni warns the compiler !!!

The complier doesn't give rajni warnings... Rajni warns the compiler!!!

Victoria's Secret...

Rajnikanth knows Victoria's Secret.

Truth is sweet - not bitter...

For Rajanikaanth Truth is sweet -  not bitter.

Pain to painkillers...

Rajanikanth can give 


pain to painkillers


and


headache to Anacin...

COBRA was found dead...

Once a COBRA bit Rajanikaanth,


minutes later


COBRA was found dead.

If Rajnikanth beat some one...

If Rajnikanth beat some one,


they disappear such that even google cannot find them!!!

Rajnikant poked him on Facebook...

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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalised with serious injury...


Rajnikant poked him on Facebook.

The next moment.. she got pregnant!

Rajnikanth and his wife were having a fight. She totally pissed him off and in the end rajnikanth showed her the middle finger.  The next moment.. she got pregnant!

Debugger...

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Rajinikanth doesn't need a debugger.


He just stares at the code and the bug confesses.

100 meter race - Light...

Rajinikanth participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first.
But Einstein died after that.....


WHY? 


Because light came second!

Sound - Light...

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What travels faster than sound?? 
Its "Light"
I know you were expecting it to be "Rajnikant" But you know, he cannot be measured

Horse - Giraffes...

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Rajnikant once kicked a horse in the chin............... Its descendants are today called giraffes

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