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Britishers would hve fought for INDEPENDENCE

If SUPERSTAR RAJNI would hve born 150 yr back.
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Britishers would hve fought for INDEPENDENCE !!!

Yanna Rascala, MIND It!!

Essel world

Once Rajnikant forgot his toys near Mumbai.
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Now that place is known as Esselworld :D

ONE CUTTING TEA

Rajnikanth was having tea n suddenly took a knife n he cut da tea in half
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dat was da beginning of "ONE CUTTING TEA (Ek Cutting Chai)".

Rajnikant ne phoonk mari, Aur sukh gaye hum!!

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum..
wah wah
Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum...
wah wah

Aage kya hua? Hona kya tha, Rajnikant ne phoonk mari, Aur sukh gaye hum!!

Yamaha R1, R15, R6, Rx, Rxz

The bikes from Yamaha Company are
R1, R15, R6, Rx, Rxz

its with no doubt

R means
RAJNIKANTH.

James Bond

Once James Bond shoots a person & say's "I'm Bond, James Bond"
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but the person catches the bullet & throws @ bond, & bond dies.
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The person says-"I Kant Die Cuz I'm Kant, Rajnikant".

Rajnikant's primary school geometry projects...

Pyramids of Egypt are actually.
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Rajnikant's primary school geometry projects !!

Gf to bf

Girl: Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho..?Boy: Ha,Girl: To Phir Mujhe chand, taare, duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya do.Boy: Tumhara Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)

Some more wondrous feats of Rajinikant

Rajni is da secret of BOOST's energy n COMPLAN is a Rajni boy.Rajni has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.When god watchd Robot, he said "Oh My RAJNI"Rajni ne hi MUNNI ko badnam kiya hai.Rajni can answer a missed call.Rajni ordered a dosa at McD..n he got it.Alfred Noble is to be honoured with Rajni award.Rajni wears sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes.Shaktiman says "Sorry Rajnikant"Rajni can speak Braille.Rajni leaves msgs b4 the beep.Rajni makes coffee by grinding beans by his teeth n boiling milk by his anger.Rajni can sentence a judge.Dinosaurs once laughed at Rajni. Now u know y they r extinct.

3 condoms

SEX se pehle ladki ne apne bf ko bola
Humare bache ka nam kya hogaBf 3 condom pehen k Bola iske baad bhi hoga to RAJNIKANT rakhenge..

Aashique...

Girl: Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho..?Boy: Ha,Girl: To Phir Mujhe chand, taare, duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya do.Boy: Tumhara Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)

3 Rajnikants...

Once Rajnikant n Santa were playing cards.
Rajni loses d game inspite having 3 Ekkas... . . . . . . Y...?? Bcoz... Santa had 3 RAJNIKANTS.

RAT

CAT is outdated.
Now d students have 2 prepare for
RAT
Wondering what it is?RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST....B-)

Rajinikant Trilogy...

Rajnikant TrilogyRajnikant is thinking of changing his name 2 'Rajnikan'......bcz he undrstands that there really isnt anythng like 'Rajni can't'!!!:-D

Facebook...

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Rajnikant just added facebook as his friend !!

Vibrate mode...

Why earthquake occurs ?bcozat that timeRajnikant's mobile is on vibrate mode.

Heavy Fog in China...

Recently, china airports were closed due 2 heavy fog.. . . .
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Later it was discovered that rajnikaanth was having hukkah from india..!

Agarbatti...

Galileo used lamp 2 study..
Graham bell used candle 2study..
Shakspeare studied in street light..
But,
Do u know about
RAJANIKANT ?only agarbatti...

Harry Potter...

1 day Rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so hard dat he went flyin in d sky wid his broom.2day dat boy is famous as
"HARRY POTTER"!
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Moon...

Earlier moon was on earth.Rajnikant thought it was football !!
.....now the moon is 3 million km away...

Rajinikanth Doom God Mode...

Rajnikant stunt action castrol bike scene...

Interesting criminal catch scene....

4 world-shattering facts of Rajinikanth...

1. Rajnikant's Pulse is measured in Richter Scale!

2. Rajnikant can speak Braille.

3. Rajnikant can draw a straight line with a compass!

4. Rajnikant was practising for a spelling test...the rough sheet he used is today known as Oxford Dictionary.

KBC...

Beat dis one....

Once rajnikant was on hot seat of KBC ..
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And computer needed a lifeline to choose d question...

Do U Think They Are Jokes...

Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet & Sms?

He Replied:
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"Do U Think They Are Jokes?!!"

Ghosts...

Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha,"ghabra mat. Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant- vajnikant nai hota..."

Guzaarish...

THE LEGEND OF RAJNIKANT
Rajnikant went 2 Hrithik 2 learn dance
Bt Hrithik refused 2teach
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So he's on wheel chair in Guzaarish...!!!
Mind it!!

Winters in India...

When RAJNIKANTH switches on his AC without closing the door.....
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Winter starts in INDIA. !!!Happy winter season.!

Fart...

What is Rajnikanth's fart called ?
Rajnigandha :-)

Dosa...

All scientists failed to ANSWER this but Rajnikanth did...Q: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
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Ans: DOSA...
Mind it!!:D

Intel's new tagline...

Intel's new tagline for its fastest processor...
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"Rajnikant Inside..!!"

Condom...

SEX se pehle ladki ne apne boy frnd ko bola:Humare bache ka nam kya hoga?
Boyfrnd 3 condom chada k Bola:iske baad bhi hua to''RAJNIKANT''rakhenge!!

Himalayas...

A child went to kashmir & started playing,by making small mountains from ice.2day those mountains r called"Himalyaas"&Tht child is called
"RAJNIKANTH"

Power of Rajinikanth...

Power of Rajinikanth:

Download speed of Rajnikanth movie on a 1 MBPS connection is

.... . . . . . . . . 100 MBPS!!

Doomsday...

Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.

Why is Rajinikanth so dark in reality..??

Why is Rajinikanth so dark in reality..??

. . . . . . . . Because even light is afraid to reflect back from his body..!!

Water supply...

Rajinikant doesn’t need water supply.

Hydrogen and Oxygen

merge at the sight of him

and

produce water whenever he wants.

Driving license...

Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.

Swimming Pool...

Rajnikant does not get wet in a swim pool...

The pool gets rajni and shiverrrrs!

Sardar's donation...

The sardars have decided to donate one hundred million dollars to Rajnikanth as a token of thanks for shifting peoples focus away from them...;-)

Michael Jackson...

Micheal Jackson didn't die by drugs,those wer rumours!
He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do da dance steps of Rajnikant!!

Sunday...

One day RajiniKANTH bunked school. . . .
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Now the day is known as SUNDAY!

Superstar Rajinikanth Fight

The Great Khali...

Once Rajnikant donated Blood to a very small,
sickly,thin child..Today..That child is known as"The Great Khali"...!!!;-):-)

Harry Potter...

Oneday Rajnikanth got angry with his sweeper boy. He kicked him so hard dat he went flying in d sky with his broom.Today that boy is known as HARRY POTTER

Google...wikipedia...

Beat this:
Rajnikant woke up one day and decided he should share atleast 1% of his knowledge with the world....Thus google and wikipedia were born.

Carrom...

Why did Rajnikant buy 4 acres of square land with a well at each corner ?
..........To play carrom.

Google...

Where would you search for information on google?It has to be RAJNIKANT.COM

Light....speed...

Rajnikanth participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first..
But EINSTEIN died after watching that.... ..
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.LIGHT came second :)

Y Obama is Coming 2 India?

U know Y Obama is Coming 2 India?
just 2 request Indian Govt dat "Hmari Puri Miltary, Airforce, Technlogy aap lelo Bas Hame "RAJNIKANT" dedo.

Solar Eclipes...

What is Solar Eclipes???
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When Rajnikant stares at sun in anger Sun hides behind moon this phenomena is called Solar Eclipes.

Tata Nano...

A Twenty two wheeler multiple axle heavy duty truck once meet wid an accident wid RAJINIKANTH ..........
----Today it's called TATA NANO..!

Pamela Anderson...

Once Rajnikant went to US & met Pamela Anderson. He got desperate & wanted to masturbate. So he went behind a building and did it for few mins. Today that building is called WHITEHOUSE.

UFO...

Rajnikant Throws away d Plate after Drinking Tea...
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And Silly NASA Calls it ''UFO''

Mind-blowings of Rajnikant...

1.rajni killed spiderman by strangulating him wid his web.

2.every morning rajni goes for spacewalk.

3.when rajni wants to jog he does not uses a treadmill.

He goes into d space & jogs on saturns ring.

4.rajni defeated hulk in armwrestling.

5.rajni is d only man who has won gold medal at olympics in women's weightlifting.

6.rajni cuts his nails wid a chainsaw.

7.rajni can eat just one lays potato chip.

8.rajni uses 2 toothbrushes at a time to brush his teeth Sometimes shaving brush.

9.rajni survived abortion twice.

Symbol for Rupee...

The new symbol for Rupee

is actually Rajnikant's Signature.

Indian Titanic...!

Indian Titanic...!

Rajnikanth saved the Gal in one hand....titanic in other ;) :D

Wondrous feats of Rajnikant...

1.rajni has undergone body transplant twice.

2.rajni's wish agle janam mohe bitiya hi kijo.

3.rajni knows d real colour of tv channel colors

4.when tom cruise fails in a mission he hands it over to rajni.

5.rajni's bike has semicircular tyres

6.only rajni knows ki bingo (mad angles) kis angle se tasty nahi hai

7."There is something abt marry"- rajni knows exactly what it is.

''Red Bull''

Rajnikanth Decided to Sell his

Urine.............. It is nw

called..... . . . . . . . . . .

''Red Bull''

Street named after Rajnikanth...

There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth,

but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives.

McDonald's....

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.

Human blood...

Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB.. Rajini's blood type is AK-47.

Jack Sparrow...

Jack Sparrow adresses HIM as captain Rajini Kanth.

YE RAJNIKANT KA GHAR HAI !!

Ek baar DAYA darwaja todne gaya,
but life me pehli baar darwaja nai tuta. . .
Ander se awaaj aayi...
YE RAJNIKANT KA GHAR HAI !!

Time and tide

Time and tide
waits
for Rajnikanth...!
Mind it..!

Fever...

Fever is unwell.....
it is suffering from Rajnikanth !

Bike race...

Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race.::::::Don't even try 2 guess what happened:::::
Rajnikant won d race in Neutral gear.

New & fresh Rajnikanth Jokes facts...

Once rajnikanth played ‘Statue-Statue’ with a girl. Till date she is stuck. We know her as the ‘Statue of Liberty’.
What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked ? Oh my Rajnikaanth!!!!!
Rajnikant once made toilet papers but then no one could use it cause it wouldn’t take anyone’s shit!
Rajnikanth once chucked the Bruce out of lee n made chucklee.
Chemical X used by professor to create the powerpuff girls was rajni’s spit!!
Rajni once slept with a truck, it is now called optimus prime.
Rajnikanth does not fart, cause nothing can ever escape Rajnikanth.
Anaconda was shot in rajnikanths underpants.

Rajnikanth Jokes...

If rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
Rajnikant can count real numbers
Only Rajni can dislike on Facebook
Rajnikant was born on 30th February. since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else
When Rajnikant hits facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
Rajni one killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
Rajni will be the star lead in the remake of the movie '300'. It will now be called '1'
Rajnikant first takes Gold Medal and then starts the race
Paul the Octopus was asked to predict when Rajnikant will die. Paul died....!!
Rajnikant has counted to infinty - Twice
Micheal Jordan to Rajni : I can spin a ball on my finger for over 2 hours. Can you? Rajni : Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
Once upon a time, while playing, Rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl... Now that statue is known as "Statue of Liberty"!
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people f…

Simply superb & very best of Rajnikant's wonder...

We all know how powerful Rajnikanth is in his movies! Lets have a look at some of his facts.
Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes o…

129 Rajnikanth Jokes and his Super Natural Powers...

We all know that Rajnikanth is a timeless superstar and his Endhian Robot is arguably, the biggest ever hit in South India. The second most powerful entertainer in Asia, after Jackie Chan, Rajnikanth has proved that he is Mr. Box Office himself. Let us now go to the lighter side of life and enjoy some Rajnikanth jokes

1.. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. 2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. ...He is pushing the earth down. 3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajini...kanth allowed to live. 4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile. 5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero. 6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover. 7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish. 8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. 10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door. 11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes. 12. Rajinikanth once ordered a pl…

101 Rajnikanth Jokes !!!

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With all due respect to the great actor, here is the collection of popular jokes on Rajnikanth: Rajnikanth 1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. 2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. …He is pushing the earth down. 3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live. 4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile. 5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero. 6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover. 7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish. 8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. 10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door. 11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes. 12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it. 13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards. 14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off. 15. Rajinikanth can build a sn…

Wondrous facts of Rajnikant...

1. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
2. Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!
3. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!
4. When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”
5. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!
6. The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!
7. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol.
8. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!!
9. Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife.
10. There in nothing Rajini’Kant do.
11. Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
12. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”
13. Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
14. Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside.
15. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unic…

General facts about Rajnikant...

1. Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
2. When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
3. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
4. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
5. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
6. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
7. Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!
8. Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
9. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!
10. Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.
11. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
12. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
13. Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.
14. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on ….he turns the dark off.
15. Raj…

The Hollywood Facts of Rajnikant...

1. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
2. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book.
3. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
4. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
5. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
6. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
7. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
8. 10 actors have played the role of James Bond. No one has been able to enact Rajnikant… THE REAL JAMES BOND.
9. Rocky never challanged the one man who can defeat him… Rajnikant
10. Why do you think there are no superheroes in india…. Simple… no one can invade Rajnikant’s territory.

Rajnikant Vs the Computer World ...

1. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
2. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.
3. Rajnikant’s email id is gmail@rajnikant.com
4. If you Google search ‘Rajnikant getting kicked’, you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
5. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
6. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
7. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
8. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

Some more of Rajnikant to amaze...

Harvard got it's MBA from Rajnikant.

Only Rajnikant knows ki choli ke peechhe kya hai!

Rajnikant can like a post even before it is.

Rajnikant kicked a man once. Today that man is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon.

Once a Dengue mosquito bit Rajnikant. The mosquito couldn't make it, it died of a brain hemorrhage.

Mrs.Pratibha Patil is Indian citizen no.1...No. of Rajnikant number is 0.

Rajnikant can kill two stones with one bird... :))

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Rajnikant allows to live.

When Rajnikant enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the darkness off.

When Rajnikant logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What's happening!

Scientist wasted money and time inventing money on rocket technology as they were not aware of Rajnikant.

Rajnikant can actually run faster than his own legs.

Kaun banega crorepati

AB maybe be the host

but

only Rajnikant knows kaun banega crorepati !!!

Run While You Still Can...

If u mistype Rajnikant 's name in Google,

it doesn't suggest a correction,

It simply says "Run While You Still Can!!!!"

Always in control...

There is no Ctrl button

on Rajnikant's pc

beacuse Rajnikant is always

in control :-)

Lesbians...

There are no lesbians.

Only women who have not met Rajnikant!

So he created GOD...

Rajnikant wanted someone

who wouldn't bow in fron't of him,

so he created GOD.

When Rajnikant dies...

When Rajnikant dies..

his tombstone will not read RIP...... .........

It will read.......

BRB!!

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