Britishers would hve fought for INDEPENDENCE

If SUPERSTAR RAJNI would hve born 150 yr back.
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Yanna Rascala, MIND It!!

Essel world

Once Rajnikant forgot his toys near Mumbai.
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ONE CUTTING TEA

Rajnikanth was having tea n suddenly took a knife n he cut da tea in half
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dat was da beginning of "ONE CUTTING TEA (Ek Cutting Chai)".

Rajnikant ne phoonk mari, Aur sukh gaye hum!!

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum..
wah wah


Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum...
wah wah

Aage kya hua? Hona kya tha, Rajnikant ne phoonk mari, Aur sukh gaye hum!!

Yamaha R1, R15, R6, Rx, Rxz

The bikes from Yamaha Company are


R1, R15, R6, Rx, Rxz

its with no doubt

R means
RAJNIKANTH.

James Bond

Once James Bond shoots a person & say's "I'm Bond, James Bond"
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The person says-"I Kant Die Cuz I'm Kant, Rajnikant".

Rajnikant's primary school geometry projects...

Pyramids of Egypt are actually.
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Gf to bf

Girl: Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho..?

Boy: Ha,

Girl: To Phir Mujhe chand, taare, duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya do.

Boy: Tumhara Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)

Some more wondrous feats of Rajinikant

Rajni is da secret of BOOST's energy n COMPLAN is a Rajni boy.

Rajni has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.

When god watchd Robot, he said "Oh My RAJNI"

Rajni ne hi MUNNI ko badnam kiya hai.

Rajni can answer a missed call.

Rajni ordered a dosa at McD..n he got it.

Alfred Noble is to be honoured with Rajni award.

Rajni wears sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes.

Shaktiman says "Sorry Rajnikant"

Rajni can speak Braille.

Rajni leaves msgs b4 the beep.

Rajni makes coffee by grinding beans by his teeth n boiling milk by his anger.

Rajni can sentence a judge.

Dinosaurs once laughed at Rajni. Now u know y they r extinct.

3 condoms

SEX se pehle ladki ne apne bf ko bola
Humare bache ka nam kya hoga

Bf 3 condom pehen k Bola iske baad bhi hoga to RAJNIKANT rakhenge..

Aashique...

Girl: Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho..?

Boy: Ha,

Girl: To Phir Mujhe chand, taare, duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya do.

Boy: Tumhara Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)

3 Rajnikants...

Once Rajnikant n Santa were playing cards.


Rajni loses d game inspite having 3 Ekkas... . . . . . . Y...??

Bcoz... Santa had 3 RAJNIKANTS.

RAT

CAT is outdated.
Now d students have 2 prepare for
RAT


Wondering what it is?

RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST....B-)

Rajinikant Trilogy...

Rajnikant Trilogy

Rajnikant is thinking of changing his name 2 'Rajnikan'...

...bcz he undrstands that there really isnt anythng like 'Rajni can't'!!!:-D

Facebook...

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Rajnikant just added facebook as his friend !!

Vibrate mode...

Why earthquake occurs ?

bcoz

at that time

Rajnikant's mobile is on vibrate mode.

Heavy Fog in China...

Recently, china airports were closed due 2 heavy fog.. . . .
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Agarbatti...

Galileo used lamp 2 study..
Graham bell used candle 2study..
Shakspeare studied in street light..
But,
Do u know about
RAJANIKANT ?

only agarbatti...

Harry Potter...

1 day Rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so hard dat he went flyin in d sky wid his broom.

2day dat boy is famous as


"HARRY POTTER"!
;-)

Moon...

Earlier moon was on earth.

Rajnikant thought it was football !!


.....now the moon is 3 million km away...

Rajinikanth Doom God Mode...

Rajnikant stunt action castrol bike scene...

Interesting criminal catch scene....

4 world-shattering facts of Rajinikanth...

1. Rajnikant's Pulse is measured in Richter Scale!

2. Rajnikant can speak Braille.

3. Rajnikant can draw a straight line with a compass!

4. Rajnikant was practising for a spelling test...the rough sheet he used is today known as Oxford Dictionary.

KBC...

Beat dis one....

Once rajnikant was on hot seat of KBC ..
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And computer needed a lifeline to choose d question...

Do U Think They Are Jokes...

Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet & Sms?

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"Do U Think They Are Jokes?!!"

Ghosts...

Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha,

"ghabra mat. Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant- vajnikant nai hota..."

Guzaarish...

THE LEGEND OF RAJNIKANT
Rajnikant went 2 Hrithik 2 learn dance
Bt Hrithik refused 2teach
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So he's on wheel chair in Guzaarish...!!!
Mind it!!

Winters in India...

When RAJNIKANTH switches on his AC without closing the door.....
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Winter starts in INDIA. !!!

Happy winter season.!

Fart...

What is Rajnikanth's fart called ?


Rajnigandha :-)

Dosa...

All scientists failed to ANSWER this but Rajnikanth did...

Q: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
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Ans: DOSA...
Mind it!!:D

Intel's new tagline...

Intel's new tagline for its fastest processor...
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"Rajnikant Inside..!!"

Condom...

SEX se pehle ladki ne apne boy frnd ko bola:

Humare bache ka nam kya hoga?


Boyfrnd 3 condom chada k Bola:

iske baad bhi hua to

''RAJNIKANT''

rakhenge!!

Himalayas...

A child went to kashmir & started playing,

by making small mountains from ice.

2day those mountains r called

"Himalyaas"

&

Tht child is called
"RAJNIKANTH"

Power of Rajinikanth...

Power of Rajinikanth:

Download speed of Rajnikanth movie on a 1 MBPS connection is

.... . . . . . . . . 100 MBPS!!

Doomsday...

Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.

Why is Rajinikanth so dark in reality..??

Why is Rajinikanth so dark in reality..??

. . . . . . . . Because even light is afraid to reflect back from his body..!!

Water supply...

Rajinikant doesn’t need water supply.

Hydrogen and Oxygen

merge at the sight of him

and

produce water whenever he wants.

Driving license...

Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.

Swimming Pool...

Rajnikant does not get wet in a swim pool...

The pool gets rajni and shiverrrrs!

Sardar's donation...

The sardars have decided to donate one hundred million dollars to Rajnikanth as a token of thanks for shifting peoples focus away from them...;-)

Michael Jackson...

Micheal Jackson didn't die by drugs,

those wer rumours!


He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do da dance steps of Rajnikant!!

Sunday...

One day RajiniKANTH bunked school. . . .
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Now the day is known as SUNDAY!

Superstar Rajinikanth Fight

The Great Khali...

Once Rajnikant donated Blood to a very small,


sickly,

thin child..

Today..

That child is known as

"The Great Khali"...!!!;-):-)

Harry Potter...

Oneday Rajnikanth got angry with his sweeper boy. He kicked him so hard dat he went flying in d sky with his broom.

Today that boy is known as

HARRY POTTER

Google...wikipedia...

Beat this:
Rajnikant woke up one day and decided he should share atleast 1% of his knowledge with the world....

Thus google and wikipedia were born.

Carrom...

Why did Rajnikant buy 4 acres of square land with a well at each corner ?
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To play carrom.

Light....speed...

Rajnikanth participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first..


But EINSTEIN died after watching that....

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LIGHT came second :)

Y Obama is Coming 2 India?

U know Y Obama is Coming 2 India?
just 2 request Indian Govt dat "Hmari Puri Miltary, Airforce, Technlogy aap lelo Bas Hame "RAJNIKANT" dedo.

Solar Eclipes...

What is Solar Eclipes???
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Tata Nano...

A Twenty two wheeler multiple axle heavy duty truck once meet wid an accident wid RAJINIKANTH ..........
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Dhanteras & Diwali Greeting sms messages...





Laxmi mata moving frm door 2 door, droping heavenly falls of blessings,peace & wealth.reaching yr door.at any time. HAPPY DHANTARES.& HAPPY DIWALI.

Deep k ujala,patako ka Damaka se saja Ma Laxmi ka Darbar. Harshit hua man.Pulkit hua Sansar.Nanhe 2 kadmo se Ma Laxmi ayi apke dwar?Mubark ho apko DIWALI and DHANTARAS Ka tyohar.

Happppy Dhanterasss 2 everyone !!! May all of u be loaded with so much money that even Rajni can't count it !! =)) (rajinideva.blogspot.com)

Dinodin badhta jaye apka karobar, Pariwar me bana rahe sneh aur pyar, Hoti rahe sada apar dhan ki bochar, Aisa ho apka DHANTERAS ka tyohar. HAPPY DHANTERAS.

Charo aur diya jalao---apne ghar ko khub sajao--- aaj ki rat patakhen jalao--- diwali ko achhi tarah manao---- happy dhanterash and diwali.

Deepak ki roshni..mithaiyon ki mithas..Patako ki bochar, Dhan ki barsat..Dhanteras ka parv aapke liye laaye khushiyan apaar. !!DHANTERAS KI SHUBHKAMNAYEN!!

Give 10 things in life-
D=Dhan,
H=Health,
A=Anand,
N=Nature,
T=Talent,
E=Enjoyment,
R=Romance,
A=Aitbar,
S=Saubhagya,
Wish u Happy Dhanteras


Pamela Anderson...

Once Rajnikant went to US & met Pamela Anderson. He got desperate & wanted to masturbate. So he went behind a building and did it for few mins. Today that building is called WHITEHOUSE.

UFO...

Rajnikant Throws away d Plate after Drinking Tea...
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Mind-blowings of Rajnikant...

1.rajni killed spiderman by strangulating him wid his web.

2.every morning rajni goes for spacewalk.

3.when rajni wants to jog he does not uses a treadmill.

He goes into d space & jogs on saturns ring.

4.rajni defeated hulk in armwrestling.

5.rajni is d only man who has won gold medal at olympics in women's weightlifting.

6.rajni cuts his nails wid a chainsaw.

7.rajni can eat just one lays potato chip.

8.rajni uses 2 toothbrushes at a time to brush his teeth Sometimes shaving brush.

9.rajni survived abortion twice.

Symbol for Rupee...

The new symbol for Rupee

is actually Rajnikant's Signature.

Indian Titanic...!

Indian Titanic...!

Rajnikanth saved the Gal in one hand....titanic in other ;) :D

Wondrous feats of Rajnikant...

1.rajni has undergone body transplant twice.

2.rajni's wish agle janam mohe bitiya hi kijo.

3.rajni knows d real colour of tv channel colors

4.when tom cruise fails in a mission he hands it over to rajni.

5.rajni's bike has semicircular tyres

6.only rajni knows ki bingo (mad angles) kis angle se tasty nahi hai

7."There is something abt marry"- rajni knows exactly what it is.

''Red Bull''

Rajnikanth Decided to Sell his

Urine.............. It is nw

called..... . . . . . . . . . .

''Red Bull''

Street named after Rajnikanth...

There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth,

but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives.

McDonald's....

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.

Human blood...

Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB.. Rajini's blood type is AK-47.

Jack Sparrow...

Jack Sparrow adresses HIM as captain Rajini Kanth.

YE RAJNIKANT KA GHAR HAI !!

Ek baar DAYA darwaja todne gaya,


but life me pehli baar darwaja nai tuta. . .


Ander se awaaj aayi...


YE RAJNIKANT KA GHAR HAI !!

Time and tide

Time and tide


waits


for Rajnikanth...!


Mind it..!

Fever...

Fever is unwell.....


it is suffering from Rajnikanth !

Bike race...

Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race.

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Rajnikant won d race in Neutral gear.

New & fresh Rajnikanth Jokes facts...

Once rajnikanth played ‘Statue-Statue’ with a girl. Till date she is stuck. We know her as the ‘Statue of Liberty’.

What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked ? Oh my Rajnikaanth!!!!!

Rajnikant once made toilet papers but then no one could use it cause it wouldn’t take anyone’s shit!

Rajnikanth once chucked the Bruce out of lee n made chucklee.

Chemical X used by professor to create the powerpuff girls was rajni’s spit!!

Rajni once slept with a truck, it is now called optimus prime.

Rajnikanth does not fart, cause nothing can ever escape Rajnikanth.

Anaconda was shot in rajnikanths underpants.

Rajnikanth Jokes...

If rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

Rajnikant can count real numbers

Only Rajni can dislike on Facebook

Rajnikant was born on 30th February. since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else

When Rajnikant hits facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!

Rajni one killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"

Rajni will be the star lead in the remake of the movie '300'. It will now be called '1'

Rajnikant first takes Gold Medal and then starts the race

Paul the Octopus was asked to predict when Rajnikant will die. Paul died....!!

Rajnikant has counted to infinty - Twice

Micheal Jordan to Rajni : I can spin a ball on my finger for over 2 hours. Can you?
Rajni : Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

Once upon a time, while playing, Rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl... Now that statue is known as "Statue of Liberty"!

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than death can process them.

Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.

Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajanikanth can kill a shark by drowning it.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the darkness off.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror it shatters, because the mirror is not stupid enough to get in between the two Rajanikanths

Rajanikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one can fool Rajanikanth.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.

Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.

It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch "60 Minutes" on TV.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects that Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

If you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes it as a personal insult.

When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!

Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.

Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book.

Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.

Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.

10 actors have played the role of James Bond. No one has been able to enact Rajnikant… THE REAL JAMES BOND.

Why do you think there are no superheroes in india…. Simple… no one can invade Rajnikant’s territory.

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.

Rajnikant’s email id is gmail@rajnikant.com

If you Google search ‘Rajnikant getting kicked’, you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.

Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Rajinikanth knows what women really want.

Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.

Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.

As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.

Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.

The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.

Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.

Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.

Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.

Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.

Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.

There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.

Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!

Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!

Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad

Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!

Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!

When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”‌

Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!

The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!‌

Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol

Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!!

Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife.

Simply superb & very best of Rajnikant's wonder...

We all know how powerful Rajnikanth is in his movies! Lets have a look at some of his facts.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

129 Rajnikanth Jokes and his Super Natural Powers...

We all know that Rajnikanth is a timeless superstar and his Endhian Robot is arguably, the biggest ever hit in South India. The second most powerful entertainer in Asia, after Jackie Chan, Rajnikanth has proved that he is Mr. Box Office himself. Let us now go to the lighter side of life and enjoy some Rajnikanth jokes


1.. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. ...He is
pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures
that Rajini...kanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays
DVDs.
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are
today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until
Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes
the element of surprise.
19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in
fear.
26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking,
and he got what he deserved.
27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.
28. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives
in Chennai.
30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because
revenge is a dish best served cold.
32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs
of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the
speed of Rajinikanth.
34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth;
Rajinikanth finds you.
39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The
result? Mother Teresa.
42. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
45. Rajinikanth puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter.
46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
49. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.
53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a
joke on the internet.
54. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox
is now eradicated.
55. Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd,
no one fools Rajanikanth.
56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water
with his own rage.
57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do
it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself
in the back of the head.
60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw
himself.
61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made
him blink.
63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
64. Rajinikant doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
66. When you say "no one is perfect", Rajinikant takes this as a
personal insult.
67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could
use to kill you, including the room itself.
68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the
dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
69. The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to
Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots
the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the
tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
75. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the
alphabet.
76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon - HoneyMoon.
77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
78. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from
the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the
earth rotates.
79. Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
80. Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
82. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist.
83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth,
there is no other way.
84. Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina
was the result of a morning jog.
85. Rajinikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the
other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to
the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered
Rajinikant".
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling
cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating
pain, the cobra died.
89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can
hide from Rajinikanth.
90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs
an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide
the reaction.
91. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the
world.
92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet
that Rajinikanth is on.
93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away
from Rajinikanth.
94. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth.
95.Rajinikanth's first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out
of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world
99. Rajinikanth's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
100. you dont google rajnikanth...u rajnikanth google
101. Rajnikanth's email is gmail@rajnikanth.com
102. The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.
103. Even Ghajni remembers Rajni !!!
104. The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars
Some actors set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks
105. Micheal Jordan to Rajni - I can spin a basketball on my fingers for 2 hrs. Can u? Rajnikanth - How do u think earth spins?
106. Rajnikant.. once wrote his Autobiography - The book is today known as The Guiness Book of World Records!
107. While playing once rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl..now its know as "Statue of Liberty
108. Rajnikanth to buy Facebook, he will be making one change in it, instead of 'like' he will put 'sooper'
109. Rajnikanth once rolled a dice and scored a 7
110. Rajnikanth runs until the Treadmill gets tired
111. Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. ;)
112. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money frm Rajnikanth n refused 2pay him back.. Tat was d last time.After that no one saw Dinosaurs
113. Rajni gives permission to Sachin to score those hundreds..
114. Alfred Noble won RAJNIKANTH award !
115. Rajnikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
116. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on.... he turns the dark off.
117. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
118. Rajnikant’s codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, that’s an invention
119. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE
120. Rajnikanth don’t have a Twitter account, Because no one can follow him and he’s already following you
121. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
122. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
123.Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
124. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death.
125. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
126. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
127.Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. So don't bother..
128.One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs... Thats how the Log table was invented.
129. Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks.

101 Rajnikanth Jokes !!!

With all due respect to the great actor, here is the collection of popular jokes on Rajnikanth:
Rajnikanth
1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. …He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
27. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
28. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
31. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
36. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa.
42. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
45. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
49. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
52. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
53. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.
54. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
55. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.
61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
64. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
66. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
69. The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
75. Rajnikanth taught Voldemort Parseltongue.
76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon – HoneyMoon.
77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
78. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
79. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
80. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.
81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
82. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
84. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
85. Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
91. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
94. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
95. Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
98. It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
99. Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
100. Rajnikanth doesn’t answer nature’s call nature answers Rajnikanth’s call!!
101. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Wondrous facts of Rajnikant...

1. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

2. Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!

3. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!

4. When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”

5. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!

6. The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!

7. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol.

8. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!!

9. Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife.

10. There in nothing Rajini’Kant do.

11. Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

12. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”

13. Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

14. Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside.

15. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

16. Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants.

17. All of the theories on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simply stomped his foot and they all died.

18. If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him.

19. Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.

20. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.

21. If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning.

22. Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

23. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired

24. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.

25. Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana

26. In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place.”

27. Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet.

28. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably.

29. Basketball player: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs… can u..??

Rajnikanth: enna rascala… How do u think the earth spins…?? :) mind it!

30. In an wild argument, rajnikant showd a middle finger to his GF…n she gt pregnant !!!

31. 1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie named “Rajanikant”

32. Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when would Rajnikant Die …………….. R.I.P PAUL !!!!

33. Rajnikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third.

34. Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend.

35. Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… while walking…

36. Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORDS”.

37. Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to open a door without ringing d bell. Today that child is know as CID inspector DAYA.

38. Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep. Those numbers are today collectively known as the “LOG TABLE.”

39. When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables!

40. The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikanths victims.

41. The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on her… and now she’s Miss Pooja.

42. The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikanth behind Juhi Chawla!!

43. The movie Krrish is loosely based on Rajnikanth’s life.

44. Gandhi’s non violence movement REALLY pissed Rajnikanth off.

45. India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them!

General facts about Rajnikant...

1. Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.

2. When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

3. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!

4. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

5. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

6. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.

7. Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!

8. Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!

9. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!

10. Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.

11. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

12. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

13. Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.

14. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on ….he turns the dark off.

15. Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.

16. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

17. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes .

18. The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.

19. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

20. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

21. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

22. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

23. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

24. Rajnikant is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

25. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

26. Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

27. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

28. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

29. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

30. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

31. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

32. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

33. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

34. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

35. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

36. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

37. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

38. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

39. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

40. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

41. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

42. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

43. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

44. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

45.. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.

46. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

47. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

48. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.

49. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.

50. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

51. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

52. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.

53. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

54. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

55. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.

56. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

57. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.

58. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.

59. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.

60. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.

61. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.

62. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

63. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.

64. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.

65. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.

66. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.

67. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.

68. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.

69. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.

70. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.

71. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.

72. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.

73. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.

74. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.

75. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.

76. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.

77. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.

78. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.

79. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

80. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

The Hollywood Facts of Rajnikant...

1. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

2. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book.

3. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.

4. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.

5. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.

6. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.

7. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.

8. 10 actors have played the role of James Bond. No one has been able to enact Rajnikant… THE REAL JAMES BOND.

9. Rocky never challanged the one man who can defeat him… Rajnikant

10. Why do you think there are no superheroes in india…. Simple… no one can invade Rajnikant’s territory.

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