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Swiss Bank

Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland
& accidently droped his wallet in a buildingSince then d building is known as
''SWISS BANK'

Rajni Amazing Fighting Scene

Rajnikant in action

SACHIN TENDULKAR

once a kid saw rajnikant doin shadow practise,

2day he is THE SACHIN TENDULKAR

Time is still running

‎:-Once Rajani decided to race wit time...
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Time is still running...!! :-D ;-)

Bappi Lahiri

Once upon a time,
A beggar was singing and sat on the footpath.
Then Rajnikant saw him and his kindness tiat he gave his all the golden chains and rings.
Now that man is known as Bappi Lahiri............

LUCKYMAN

At early age rajnikant kidnapped his luck.

From that time RAJNIKANT IS LUCKYMAN.

CAT exam

Once Rajnikanth's pencil broke while giving CAT exam
.....From next year CAT was online..

Rajini Byte

Recent research shows that till 2012 people will start using hardisk which will have capacity of.. 1RB (RAJNI BYTE).!!

World cup 2011

Worldcup 2011 group:GROUP 'A':
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA...GROUP 'B': IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.GROUP 'C':
RAJNIKANT.

Playing cricket in da monsoons

Once RAJNIKANT was playing cricket in d monsoons..
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."d rain was cancelled due 2 match."

Mobile charging

Aaj pure India ki Light 1 ghante k liye gul ho jayegi, kyuki,,
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? "RaJnIkAnT" apna mobile charge krega,,

I Love You Rajinikant

Chikku:- I love u.
Chikku's gf :- I love u 2.
Chikku :- I love u 3.4.5.6.7.8.9
Chikku's gf :- I love u infinity..
Chikku :- I love u rajnikant!

He just Knows..

Rajinikanth doesn't Thinks!! He just Knows.. :)

Lock and key

Rajinikanth is so fast that he can Lock a drawer and actually throw the Key inside before it Locks!! :D

Cement

Rajinikanth used Tooth Powder to make his teeth Strong. Now that Powder is known as 'CEMENT'! :)

Keyboard

Rajinikanth's keyboard doesn't has Question Mark (?) Key... Cauz he always has the Answers! :D

Laughing Buddha

Q:Laughing budhdha kise kehte h?A: Laughing budha wo mota admi h jise Rajanikant ne bachpan me chutukula sunaya BICHARA AAJ TAK HANS RAHA H!:-D

Osama Bin Laden

Bilkul latest..i bet...
Rajnikant once taught a child how to play lukka chuppi......Today that child is known as Osama Bin Laden....

Shadow

Unbeatable Luv of Rajnikant for his GF-Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta haiRajni: ok i'll see it.Nxt day...
Gf:Hey where is My Shadow ? :-)
Rajni rocks.

James Bond

1ce james bond shoots a prsn
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i'm bond,
james bond
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d prsn catchs d bullet & throws 8 bond,n bond dies
d prsn says-
i'm kant,
rajnikant..

Red Fort

Rajnikanth once ate Paan in Delhi and Spat on a Building there!
That building is today known as The Red Fort :-D

Underwear

Rajnikant doesn't wear underwear b'cauz.
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No Elastic has the Power and Guds to stay on Rajni's waist. :)

Fact

Rajinikanth doesn't lie cause whatever he says becomes a Fact! :)

Atom Bomb

Rajinikanth uses Atom Bomb to burn Incense Sticks (Agarbatti) :D lolz

Sri Lanka

While shooting a movie, Rajni kicked a Pebble, and now that Pebble is known as Sri Lanka.

Good Morning

Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikant says 'Good Morning'

How to write 4 in between 5?

Newton:How to write 4 in between 5?
China:Joke!
Japan:Impossible!
America:Wrong Question!
Pak:No Answer.
UK:Not found on the internet
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From India
Rajnikant:
"F(IV)E".

Wanted Revised

Wanted Revised:
Salman Khan - Ek baar maine jo commitment kardi uske baad to mai sirf Rajinikanth ki hi sunta hoon. :D

Rajinikanth felt in love

Once Rajinikanth felt in love and wrote many love letters but one guy stole it and published those letters in his novels and books,... His name is Shakespeare.

The Land moves Backward!

When Rajinikanth walks, he doesn't moves forward, infact the Land moves Backward! :)

Sun's shadow

Rajinikanth Takes Rest under Sun's shadow :D

U.F.O

Rajinikanth throws the plates after having Tea...
and that silly NASA calls it a U.F.O!! :)

CHESS

Why did Rajinikanth adopt Two Elephants, Two Camels and Two Horses from the zoo???
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Ans. = To Play CHESS ;)

What do u want 2 become in future?

Principal-What do u want 2 become in future?

Student-After studying MBBS, I wanna join police force n get a good job in software company, then work as lawyer n constuct big building and also conduct research after I become actor...
Principal-Hey, wats ur name?

Student--Rajinikanth.

Rubbing Two Ice-Cubes!!

Rajinikanth Can Light a Fire By Rubbing Two Ice-Cubes!! :)

Internet

Rajinikanth has now downloaded the Internet ;)

Cigarette got Lung Cancer...

Once Rajinikanth smoked a Cigarette and the Cigarette got Lung Cancer :D

AIDS

Rajinikanth Can Cure AIDS just with his First AID Box ;)

4 more wonders of Rajinikant

1)Pyramids of Egypt are actually, Rajnikanth's primary school geometry projects.

2)why did rajnikant buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner? Coz he wanted to play carrom!

3)Once rajnikant playd a defensive shot in cricketnw that bal is knwn as pluto.

4) Even Gajani Remembers Rajani!

Big Boss

Once rajnikant got angry on his frnd and told him not to show his face ever again....
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2day that frnd is known as Bigg Boss.

Baba Ramdev...

Once a guy winked at Rajni's wife.

Rajni twistd d guy's body into diff shapes n punched n broke his eyelid.

D guy is now known as

Baba Ramdev

AKON

Once an unknown child came to Rajnikant's house.

When the boy entered Rajnikant askd 'ae kaun'

And today that boy is famous and known as 'AKON' ;)

Bhopal Gas Tragedy

Once rajnikant had stomach full spicy food at BHOPAL.
after watever happen there is known as"BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY".

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