Latest of Rajnikanth - This can't get any better!!!

#Rajnikanth planted the idea for the movie"Inception" into Christopher Nolan's mind while he was dreaming.

#Rajnikanth once wrote his Autobiography - The book is today known as The Guiness Book of World Records

#Rajnikanth knows who the F*** is Alice!

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off!

Superman, Batman, Spider man, Iron man and James Bond visit Rajnikanth on Guru Poornima each year!

Rajnikanth will deliver a pizza as soon as you think abt it, even before you order it!

When you say a 'No one is Perfecta/ Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.

Rajnikanth bought an iPhone now all iPhones are called Rphones!
Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the title wouldnt make any sense

Rajnikanth once donated blood to one man, he's now known as Superman

Rajnikanth once took a bath in Antarctica, which made him responsible for the melting of Arctic Ice and GLOBAL WARMING.

Rajnikanth was bitten by a snake. Three days later the snake died.

Rajnikanth can cook his 2 minute noodles in 1 minute.

Rajnikanth doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.

Rajnikanth once rolled a dice and scored a 7

Tamil Nadu is known for two things.. Filter Coffee and RajniKanth

Rajnikanth does not need a debugger, he makes the code confess its mistake.

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