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Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

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1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Theory as to how Rajnikant lights his cigar

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Intel's new motto - Rajini Inside

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Rajinikant is Google

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Bluetooth

In the thick forest of south africa a lion attacked Indian Boy. Boy gave a mised call to Rajnikanth's mobile n the lion fell down.
Rajnikanth killed da lion via BLUETOOTH!

Mamata Banerjee

Once Rajnikant said 2 a quiet shy girl...
"Plz say sumthing"
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now that girl is known as MAMATA BANERJEE:-)

Intel

INTEL NEW TAG LINE FOR THE FASTEST PROCESSOR...
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RAJNI INSIDE.. ;)

Morning walk

Rajnikaant gOne fOr mOrning Walk,And In afternOOn pOlice Arrest Him..!!Why???
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Because He Reached USA witOut Visa.:-*

Morning walk

Rajnikaant gOne fOr mOrning Walk,And In afternOOn pOlice Arrest Him..!!Why???
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Because He Reached USA witOut Visa.:-*

Onion price down to Rs.3/Kg

...:BREAKING NEWS:
Onion price down to rs.3/Kg.bcoz. . .The prime minister Manmohan singh requested Rajnikant to cancel his onion dosa order :)

Breaking News

BREAKING NEWS: Train aur cycle ka accdnt... train me baithe saare log maare gaye... cycle driver faraar... police ki khoj jaari hai... driver ka naam -RAJNIKANT

I Love u Rajinikant

Boy..
"I love you.."Girl..
"I love you too.."Boy..
"I love you 3, 4, 5, 6, 7..!"Girl.. (smiles)
"I love you infinite..!"Boy..
"I love you Rajnikant..!"
Girl: *speechless*

Impossible

Impossible may be spelled as
'I m possible....'.....but.
..never spell Rajnikant as"Rajni can't"It Hurts.. :-( :-|

ISRO does nt exist anymore

Breaking news:
ISRO does not exists any more.!
Rajnikanth purchased all the rockets for
''NEW YEAR CELEBRATIONS''

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