Bluetooth

In the thick forest of south africa a lion attacked Indian Boy. Boy gave a mised call to Rajnikanth's mobile n the lion fell down.
Rajnikanth killed da lion via BLUETOOTH!

Mamata Banerjee

Once Rajnikant said 2 a quiet shy girl...
"Plz say sumthing"
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now that girl is known as

MAMATA BANERJEE:-)

Intel

INTEL NEW TAG LINE FOR THE FASTEST PROCESSOR...
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RAJNI INSIDE.. ;)

Morning walk

Rajnikaant gOne fOr mOrning Walk,

And In afternOOn pOlice Arrest Him..!!

Why???


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Because He Reached USA witOut Visa.:-*

Morning walk

Rajnikaant gOne fOr mOrning Walk,

And In afternOOn pOlice Arrest Him..!!

Why???


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Because He Reached USA witOut Visa.:-*

Onion price down to Rs.3/Kg

...:BREAKING NEWS:
Onion price down to rs.3/Kg.

bcoz. . .

The prime minister Manmohan singh requested Rajnikant to cancel his onion dosa order :)

Breaking News

BREAKING NEWS: Train aur cycle ka accdnt... train me baithe saare log maare gaye... cycle driver faraar... police ki khoj jaari hai... driver ka naam -RAJNIKANT

I Love u Rajinikant

Boy..
"I love you.."

Girl..
"I love you too.."

Boy..
"I love you 3, 4, 5, 6, 7..!"

Girl.. (smiles)
"I love you infinite..!"

Boy..
"I love you Rajnikant..!"


Girl: *speechless*

Impossible

Impossible may be spelled as
'I m possible....'

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but

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never spell Rajnikant as

"Rajni can't"

It Hurts.. :-( :-|

ISRO does nt exist anymore

Breaking news:
ISRO does not exists any more.!


Rajnikanth purchased all the rockets for
''NEW YEAR CELEBRATIONS''

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