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Theory as to how Rajnikant lights his cigar

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Intel's new motto - Rajini Inside

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Rajinikant is Google

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Bluetooth

In the thick forest of south africa a lion attacked Indian Boy. Boy gave a mised call to Rajnikanth's mobile n the lion fell down.
Rajnikanth killed da lion via BLUETOOTH!

Mamata Banerjee

Once Rajnikant said 2 a quiet shy girl...
"Plz say sumthing"
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now that girl is known as MAMATA BANERJEE:-)

Intel

INTEL NEW TAG LINE FOR THE FASTEST PROCESSOR...
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RAJNI INSIDE.. ;)

Morning walk

Rajnikaant gOne fOr mOrning Walk,And In afternOOn pOlice Arrest Him..!!Why???
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Because He Reached USA witOut Visa.:-*

Morning walk

Rajnikaant gOne fOr mOrning Walk,And In afternOOn pOlice Arrest Him..!!Why???
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Because He Reached USA witOut Visa.:-*

Onion price down to Rs.3/Kg

...:BREAKING NEWS:
Onion price down to rs.3/Kg.bcoz. . .The prime minister Manmohan singh requested Rajnikant to cancel his onion dosa order :)

Breaking News

BREAKING NEWS: Train aur cycle ka accdnt... train me baithe saare log maare gaye... cycle driver faraar... police ki khoj jaari hai... driver ka naam -RAJNIKANT

I Love u Rajinikant

Boy..
"I love you.."Girl..
"I love you too.."Boy..
"I love you 3, 4, 5, 6, 7..!"Girl.. (smiles)
"I love you infinite..!"Boy..
"I love you Rajnikant..!"
Girl: *speechless*

Impossible

Impossible may be spelled as
'I m possible....'.....but.
..never spell Rajnikant as"Rajni can't"It Hurts.. :-( :-|

ISRO does nt exist anymore

Breaking news:
ISRO does not exists any more.!
Rajnikanth purchased all the rockets for
''NEW YEAR CELEBRATIONS''

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