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Big Boss

Once Rajnikant gt angry on his frnd, & told him nt 2 show his face ever again
today dat person is knwn as BIG BOSS.

From Washington DC to Chennai...

Rajni refused to be the President of the USA because they could not change the capital of USA from Washington DC to Chennai....

Cigarette and the sun...

1ce a person threw an ignited cigarette up in d sky

It fell on a planet

which is now known as
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SUN

Now do i even need 2 mention d name of dat person! ITs RAJANIKANTH

Change it to The Papa...

Rajni was once offered the title role in The Mummy. Rajni rejected it by saying " Mai femail roals nai khartha....

.....change it to The Papa!"

Rajikant just stole his age...

Once George Clooney (Danial Ocean of Ocean's 11) met Rajni, said i can steel anything 4m any where,at least in this steeling business i'm better than you,and went on to show Rajni..... Rajni was about to open a sealed gasoline can(Rajni likes his drink neat),when this conversation started,he opened it and found its empty,why?Clooney stole the gasoline from inside the sealed can. Rajni just smiled,and said so you think u r btr dn me?Ok,i'l show you.A old man was passing by,Rajni pointed that old man and asked Clooney,c that old man?right after the question that old man turned into a little boy.Clooney was suprised,he asked,what just happened?what did u do? Rajni smiled,and said,ohh nothing,just stole his age.

Yet again of Rajnikant

1. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

2. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

3. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

4. It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

10 runs of 1 ball - Rajini WINS the match

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Chiranjeevi
Cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball….....
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power…...the ball goes far away and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru WINS the match….... .....


Shahrukh
Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball….....
Bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man….....the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw, ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram….
Shahruk WINS the match…....


Rajni
Rajni ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball….....
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power…....the ball splits into “TWO”
1 half goes to SIX.....The other half goes to FOUR........
Rajini WINS the match….... ....

Nothing is Rajnikant

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Rajnikant - Rahul Dravid - Slow player

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Only one Rajinikanth

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Special Rajinikanth currency

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Universal Driving Licence

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Shooting criminals impossibly

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Latest of Rajnikanth - This can't get any better!!!

#Rajnikanth planted the idea for the movie"Inception" into Christopher Nolan's mind while he was dreaming.
#Rajnikanth once wrote his Autobiography - The book is today known as The Guiness Book of World Records
#Rajnikanth knows who the F*** is Alice!
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off!
Superman, Batman, Spider man, Iron man and James Bond visit Rajnikanth on Guru Poornima each year!
Rajnikanth will deliver a pizza as soon as you think abt it, even before you order it!
When you say a 'No one is Perfecta/ Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.
Rajnikanth bought an iPhone now all iPhones are called Rphones! Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the title wouldnt make any sense
Rajnikanth once donated blood to one man, he's now known as Superman
Rajnikanth once took a bath in Antarctica, which made him responsible for the melting of Arctic …

Valentine’s Day Text Message For Boyfriend

Valentine’s Day Text Message For Boyfriend You are the twinkle of my eyes; the smile on my lips; the joy of my face; without you I am incomplete.When you need someone to be there for you, I’d be just sitting right beside you.I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and I wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.I have sent you this sms to tell you that I am thinking about you. I hope that this 1 minute of messaging will help convey my 1 lifetime of love.I m feeling so happy, do u know why? Cuz I m so lucky, do u know how? Cuz God loves me. Does u know how? Cuz he gave me a gift. Does u know what? Its YOU my love.I just wanted you to know how very much I care, and that you are always in my thoughts even when I can’t be there. As you can see, you mean so much to me!All day long, I hear people talking o…

Valentine’s Day Text Message

Valentine’s Day Text Message Love means to see someone with closed eyes, to miss some1 in crowd, 2 find some1 in every thought, to live 4 some1, love some1, but sure that sum1 is ONLY one!When I look at you, I cannot deny there is God, because only God could have created some one as wonderful n beautiful as you!As days go by, my feelings get stronger, to be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true, Day & Night my thought r of U...Sender: Name Missing* *Number Missing *Sent: Date missing *Missing U a lot that’s y everything is missing....Softly d leaves of memories will fall, I’ll pick them up & gather them all, coz 2day, 2moro & till my life is through I’ll cherish having sum1 like u!Memories r treasured no1 can steal. Parting is heartache no1 can heal. Sum1'll 4get u when u r gone but I’ll remember u no matter how long...Q: Wat is love? * * * * * * * * A: Luv is when sum1 breaks ur heart n d most amazing things is…

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