How can India lose the world cup?

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Virenda(R)
Tendulk(A)r
Yuvra(J)
Gaut(A)m
Ptha(N)
Dhon(I)
(K)ohli
Hrbh(A)jn
Z Kha(N)
Srisan(T)
As(H)win

RAJANIKANTH jisme ho
wo haregi kese??

Missed call 2 Graham Bell

Rajni in flash bak---

When Graham Bell discovered telephone he had already received 2 missed calls from Rajnikant!

Robot on Sunday

Why is Ind vs S.A. match on saturday this time, and not on sunday?
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Bcoz on sunday, RAJNIKANT's ROBOT is scheduled on sony...!

Japan Tsunami

Final warning guys.
Enough is enough..
No more Rajnikant joks pls..
He has felt so bad,
dat he hs started crying now,
n c japan is hvng TSUNAMI..

1 brave sperm

62 yrs ago, in South India
A Man slept wid his wife wearin 20 Condoms at a time.
Bt 1 Brave Sperm
managd 2 break da barriers & a child was Born.
He is
RAJNIKANTH

Chased by a gangster

Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it.

Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… And the gangster dies….

Brain Tumor

Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can’t be cured
and his death is imminent. In one of the! fights, our
great Rajanikanth is shot
in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking
away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long
Live Rajanikanth.

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