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Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

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1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

How can India not win the world cup?

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How can India lose the world cup?

IndiaVirenda(R)
Tendulk(A)r
Yuvra(J)
Gaut(A)m
Ptha(N)
Dhon(I)
(K)ohli
Hrbh(A)jn
Z Kha(N)
Srisan(T)
As(H)winRAJANIKANTH jisme ho
wo haregi kese??

Missed call 2 Graham Bell

Rajni in flash bak---When Graham Bell discovered telephone he had already received 2 missed calls from Rajnikant!

Robot on Sunday

Why is Ind vs S.A. match on saturday this time, and not on sunday?
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Bcoz on sunday, RAJNIKANT's ROBOT is scheduled on sony...!

Japan Tsunami

Final warning guys.
Enough is enough..
No more Rajnikant joks pls..
He has felt so bad,
dat he hs started crying now,
n c japan is hvng TSUNAMI..

1 brave sperm

62 yrs ago, in South India
A Man slept wid his wife wearin 20 Condoms at a time.
Bt 1 Brave Sperm
managd 2 break da barriers & a child was Born.
He is
RAJNIKANTH

Chased by a gangster

Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it.

Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… And the gangster dies….

Brain Tumor

Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can’t be cured
and his death is imminent. In one of the! fights, our
great Rajanikanth is shot
in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking
away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long
Live Rajanikanth.

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