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Director 2 Sunny Leone-
Suhagrat ka scene hai, Dudh ka glass le ke jana h aur hero ko pilana hai.
Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to Hema Ko le lete. !!


Postal department has issued Sunny Leone stamps.
Men are confused which side to lick and which side to stick.


Doctor: what expressions r on ur hubby's face during sex?
sunny leone : anger
Doctor: why??????????????????
sunny leone : because he is always watching from the window.


Sunny Leone to taxi driver- Airport
chaloge??
Driver- Haan chalunga….
Sunny leone- Kya loge ?
Driver- Gareeb Aadmi hoon behenji, Paise hee lunga.


Sunny Leone learning Hindi!Teacher askd her 2 translate in 2 English”Chaddar dekh kr pair failana”
Sunny: “Wherever u see a bedsheet,Just spread ur legs..!___


POGO Joke..!
#SunnyLeone class mein padha rhi thi.
A for Apple
B for Bat
C for Cat
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L for L***
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Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.
sabhi bacche ek sath bole :
koi bat nahi madam Wapas muh mein le lo :P :D


Once Alok Nath meets Sunny Leone and she finds Alok to be hot.
Sunny Leone: You can touch me anywhere baby
Alok Nath: (Touches her head and says) Jeeti raho beti.


सलमान खान : मि कपडे काढले तर माझी बॉडी बघायला 100 लोक ऊभे राहतात,
ह्रितीक रोशन : हं माझी बॉडी बघायला 500 लोक ऊभे राहतात,
जॉन अभ्रहम : अच्छा माझी बॉडी बघायला तर 1000 लोक ऊभे राहतात, सनी लिऒन : मि काही बोलु का !!!!!!!!!!!


Sunny Leone Ne Tailor Ko Ek Rumaal De Ke Kaha,
“Meri 3 Dress bana dena ”
Abb Aap Tailor Ka Confidence Dekho…
“Madam, Baaki Kapde Ka Kya Karu?”


Great & Touching Lines By Sunny Leone:
Kiss Kiss Ka Khada Hai..?
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Ghar Ke Bahar Vehicle.
Jaldi Se Andar Rakh Lo,
Raat Honey Wali Hai....
Sunny Leone


#PornBan:
Sunny Leone: I knew it before hand. That's why I left this industry!


Sunny Leone: Meri next Hindi Movie horror hai... Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi.
Pappu: Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayein!


Look at the irony of life:
Aamir Khan has to take off his clothes to act in Bollywood;
And Sunny Leone has to wear clothes to act in Bollywood!


The Changing Times:
1970 - 1985 = Sunny means Gavaskar
1985 - 2010 = Sunny means Deol
2010 - Current = Sunny means Leone
Kaam Teeno ka Thukai ka hi hai!


A towel can make your career.
~ Ranbeer Kapoor
A towel can destroy your career.
~ Sreesanth
You can make your career without a towel.
~ Sunny Leone


Nobody knows Aam Aadmi of India, the way Ekta Kapoor does.
She keeps women happy with Saas-Bahu serials and men with Sunny Leone!


____( )_________ this is Sunny Leone sleeping...
__________________ this is Sonam Kapoor sleeping...
__________||______ and this is YOU!


Positive thought of the day: Whenever in life you are losing self control... just think of Sunny Leone's cameraman!


Dating Sunny Leone must be like visiting Taj Mahal. One has possibly seen pictures from all angles already available on the Internet!


Nobody knows Aam Aadmi of India the way Ekta Kapoor does.
She keeps women happy with Saas-Bahu serials and men with Sunny Leone!


Sunny Leone doing bold scenes in "Jism 2" is like appearing for 5th class exam after having completed schooling!


Sunny Leone has had one of the most successful career transformation.
From
C:\data\Newfolder\StudyMaterial\Java\Code\Extra\imp files
to
E:\Hindi Movies


Positive thought for the day:
In life, whenever you are losing self control... just think of Sunny Leone's cameraman!


Sunny Leone Ke Sabhi Bhaiyon Ko Raksha Bandhan Ki Hard Dick Badhai!


No If, No But - Only Jat!
~ Sunny Deol
Yes Tits, Yes Butts - Only Fatafat!
~ Sunny Leone


Weird Bollywood:
1. Poonam Pandey had to remove clothes to get a movie.
2. Sunny Leone had to wear clothes to get a movie!


Mujhe Aaj Bhi Wo Pados Wale Uncle Yaad Hai Jo Mujh Se Kehte The Ki Lollipop Chahiye To Pant Ki Jeb Main Hath Daal Ke Khud Hi Nikaal Lo.
Aur Jab Main Unki Pant Ki Jaib Main Hath Daalti Thee To Kitni Der Tak Lollipop Pakad Kar Khichti Rahti Thee,
Magar Uncle Ne Itni Kas Ke Lollipop Bandha Hota Tha, Ki Uski Cheeni Pighal Ke Mere Hath Me Lag Jati Thee,
Magar Kabhi Bhi Lollipop Nahi Nikaal Saki”…
Sunny Leone Ki Kitaab – “Mera Bachpan – Meri Shararatein“


Sunny Leone learning Hindi!Teacher askd her 2 translate in 2 English”Chaddar dekh kr pair failana”
Sunny: “Wherever u see a bedsheet,Just spread ur legs..!


Whats The Similarity Between Sunny Deol And Sunny Leone???They Both Shout A Lot In Their Movies


Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting…
Bhikhari: “Behanji 1 rupiya dedo…”
Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: “Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?”
Sunny Loene: “Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai…dil bhawuk ho gaya…


Director 2 Sunny Leone-
Suhagrat ka scene hai, Dudh ka glass le ke jana h aur hero ko pilana hai.:Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to Hema Malini Ko le lete. !!

Postal department has issued Sunny Leone stamps.Men are confused which side to lick and which side to stick .


A bank was planning to use Sunny Leone’s legs as the logo for its ATM. ? ? ? ? ?Just wanted customers to know that they are open 24 hours…


Sunny Leone to taxi driver- Airport
chaloge??
Driver- Haan chalunga….
Sunny leone- Kya loge ?
Driver- Gareeb Aadmi hoon behenji, Paise hee lunga.


Mahesh Bhatt was explaining a romantic scene to the actors, "Real love is, when two people are so close that they see the world together in one direction".
Sunny Leone: Sorry to interrupt you Mahesh ji, but if I'm not wrong, you're explaining the Doggy Style...
Right?


Sunil Gavaskar named his autobiography "Sunny Days". Sunny Leone has decided to name her autobiography "Sunny Nights"!
Since even Sunny Leone's life deals with different strokes!


Advertisement for a 2nd hand BMW showed a picture of Sunny Leone lying on a bed and the the slogan on it read:You know you're not the 1st one; but do you really care?


Best part of my day was spent taking pictures and shaking hands with the fans who spent their hard earned money on Jism 2.
Sunny Leone
Your Jism and their hard-earned.


Actresses generally end up removing clothes as their careers begin to fade. Sunny Leone is the only one who has started putting on clothes!


Sunny Leone gets rashes on her body because of wearing clothes during the shoot of Jism 2!


Sunny Leone's lingerie to be auctioned for charity:
But does she wear any?

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