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HONEYMOON
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a

AITBAAR
lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…


VO CHEEZ
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay


BEST QUOTE
Quote of the millenium:- “Prostitution is the only industry where fresh
employees are paid more than the experienced ones”.


FINGERS
Sometimes There Are No Words to Describe
How We Feel About some people in this Life.
BUT
Thank God We Have a Middle Finger.


3 AADMI
: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole
ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge
IK LADKI
Ik Larki thi dewaani si…
Ik Larkay pe wo mar…
Kuch lena tha usay…
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..
Jab bi milti thi muijhey….
Ye hi pocha karti thi…..
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI


SANTA ON HONEYMOON
Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.
Jeeto said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.”
“As you wish,” said Santa.
“Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.
“Ok,” said Santa.
“And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.
“That’s right,” said Santa, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, ‘It’s too big, it’s too big!’“


GHANTI
Sadhu fati dhoti pehan ker ghar se nikalta hai aur mandir mein
puja ke liye jhukta hai. Ek aurat sadhu ki gand ko gullak samajh kar
us mein ek sikka daal deti hai. Sadhu seedha ho ke bolta hai:
“Ab ghanti bhi bhaja do“


HAATH
Ladka ladki ke baap se : Main aapki ladki ka haath mangta hoon.
Ladki ka baap : Kuyn. Ladka : Kyon ki ab mera hath thak gaya hai.


Niple niple little star
can i suck you in my car
up above the breast so high
always milky never dry
let me touch it never shy
in the bra it will be dry


BUY A SCOOTY�..
PICK UP A BEAUTY�
DRINK A FROOTY�.
TAKE HER TO OOTY�
REMOVE HER NIGHTY�
DO UR DUTY�
AFTER 9 MONTHS �
* GET A CUTY *


HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub
tease pamper console worship respect & love.
HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job


A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replied “feet”
coz every night I see my mum with her feet in the air screaming
GOD I’M CUMIN!


Baccha (looking at breast): Maa ye kya hai?
Maa : Ballon baccha
Baccha : aapke itne chote aur kamwali k itne bade kyun?
Maa : Tune kab dekha?
Baccha : Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.


Fiza remix song – Maha bub mere maha bub mere,teri bistar pe mujhe sone de,bahut dudh ( . )( . ) hai tere siney mein,mujhe daba daba k pine de.


A man busy having sex. Son – dad kya kaar rahe ho?
Dad – mummy k tank mein patrol bhar raha hoon
Son – Fuel meter check karke dalo,dopaher me hi uncle tank full kar k gaya.


Q – What is the difference between hook in cricket and of bra?
A – One sends ball out of the boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.


Ek ladki ki T SHIRT pe B00B PE FACEBOOK likha ho to
Uski panty ME CHUUT pe kya likha hoga?
Think
Its simple yaar
LOG IN:-)


Maa-Ab tera kya hoga
Haramzado ne teri Izzat LOOTLI
Ladki:Maa tu pareshan na ho Wo sab pathan the
Izzat bhi bach gai or QABZ bhi hat gayi !
1 call girl ladke k uper baith kr sex kar rhi thi,


boy=tum 1din me kitne kma leti ho.
grl=5000,
boy=sach batao,
grl=roji pe baithi hu jhuth nai bolungi


Ek Bhains Gadhe k upar chhad gai..
Gadha-Kya kar rahi hai.?
Bhains-Mai to Mazak kar rahi thi..
Gadha-Mai Mazak karunga to bhosdiki panchayat karti firegi..


Agar aap apni ungliyon ka upyog apni hi galtiyon ko ginne k liye kroge,
to dusro ki gaand me ungli krne ka waqt hi nhi milega.


Wife-Zara Dhire Karo Express Kyu Chala Rahe Ho Maal Gaadi Chalao
Itne Mai Beta Bed Se Gira Aur Bola-Jo Marji Wo Chalao Par Passenger Mat Girao.


Santa ka beta 4th me fail hoke 3rd me aya,
3rd me fail hoke 2nd me, 2 se 1me.
Santa daar kr apni biwi se bola Soniyo! Salwar Tight Kr Le Munda Wapas Aa Raha H.


Santa ne condom pehn ke muth mari fir us me gathan mar k latka diya 1din 1admi ne pucha ye kya h
Santa-ye wo bache h jinhe maa ka pyar nhi mila.

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