Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

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1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

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BHAKT-'Baba Chut or Chutiye me kya antar hai?
BABA-'Jo aadmi ko pagal kar de use chut kehte hai,
Aur Jo chut ke piche pagal ho jaye use Chutiye.
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Suhagraat ko During Fucking.
Santa:teri to bahut badi hai?
BIWI gusse se:Meri Car, Cash, Jewellery, AC, Fridge vapis karde.
Santa:Sorry, sorry meri lulli hi bahut choti hai.
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2 Nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya.
Bahar aake 1 boli:Chal ab kapde pehan le, koi pehchan nahi payega..
Qki kisi bhi kamine ne shakal to dekhi nahi hogi..
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A Journalist to Osho:
Do U know wat all men & women r Doing in your Ashram?
Osho:Mere ko kya?
Journalist:lekin ye to Apka Ashram Hai.
Osho:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya!
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Logo ne kaha pyar 1 dard hai,
humne kaha dard kabul hai,
logo ne kaha is dard ke sath ji na paoge,
humne kaha tumhari jaat ka baida ab tum hame
THOKNA sikhaoge.
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Professor to girl-tumhara naam?
Girl- ji mohini.
Prof- age kya lagati ho.
Girl- ji whisper.
Prof- sorry i, mean piche kya lagati ho?
Girl- ji sarso ka tel.
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Lady- Doctor, mere pati ka nasbandi kardo..
Dr.- kyun.?
Lady- kya karu, Mujhe 5 wa mahina chal raha hai,
Ghar me meri behen ka choutha mahina,
Kamwali ka teesra mahina.
Hamari bhais ka doosra, Kal hamari kutiya ne bhi ulti ki,
Dr- Tumara pati kaha hai.?
Lady- Woh dekho, Hass Hass Ke SMS padh raha hai.!
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Girl to Swami- Mujhe Bhavishya dekhna sikhao?
Swami- Kapde utaro aur Ghodi ban jao.
Girl- Tum mujhe chodne wale ho?
Swami- Dekha, Dikhne laga na bhavishya.
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Adhyatmic Sex:
SUKH or SANTOSH ke bich me kya faraq hai?
"Jivan me apni pasand se thokne ko mile,
to wo hai SUKH..
Or
Jo mile.. Use thokna pade
Wo hai SANTOSH.
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Police:Tumne apne BF ko Q mara?
Girl:Haramkhor ne bed pe giraya, Bra utari, phir underware utari, phir tang uthai, CONDOM pehna Or fir harami bola APRIL FOOL.
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Pareshan biwi, ek raat uthkar JAN GAN MAN gane lagi.
Pati- Ye kya kar rahi ho?
Biwi- Ek aakhri koshish kar rahi hoon, iss par to pura Bharat khada ho jata hai.!
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Dr. to Lady:Jorse Sans lijiye.
Lambi or lambi or
KHATAK awaaz aayi.
Dr.:Lagta hai apke gale me Fracture hai.
Lady:Chup chutiye, BRA ka hook tut gaya hai..
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7 Qualities to B Perfect Woman.
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic,
Adorable
Sweet,
Truthful
Self-Organised.

In short, she must have good BREASTS.
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Jinke ankhon me asoo aur hoto pe hasi hogi,
Jinke ankhon me asoo aur hoto pe hasi hogi,

Wah wah

to samajh lena uski GOTI Zip me fasi hogi..
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Salesman:Sir, main us retailer ke paas nahi jaunga, 15-20 baar gaya par maal nahi leta.
Boss:Q be, agar BV bacha nahi degi to kya chodna chhod dega?
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Responce after Sex:
Prostitute:Paise Nikal.
GF:Maza aa Gaya.
Padosan:Fir Kab Aavoge?
Wife:Have ek athhavadiya shanti rakhajo..
Sali:BV ko divorce doge na?

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