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Enjoy India's most versatile sound. 'Bhenchod' in 9 different moods:
ANGER: Hatt bhenchod!
FRUSTRATION: Sab Chutiye Hain Bhenchod...
ACCEPTANCE: Sahi Hai Bhenchod...
REJECTION: Gaand Mara Bhenchod...
FEAR: Bhenchod, Ab Kya Hoga...
SORROW: Bhenchod Maa Bhen ek Ho Gayi...
SHOCK: O... Bhennnn... Chhodd...!
AUTHORITY: Bhenchod Ko Kah De Ki Maine Bola Hai...
And the last and the best one
CELEBRATION: Nacho Bhenchod.


Pappu Phone Pe: Ye Kaha Ka Number Hai ?
Constable: Police Station.
Pappu: Haath Mein Kya Hai?
Constable: Danda Hai, Kyun?
Pappu: Apne Peeche Le Lo Isko...
Ye Keh Ke Pappu Ne Phone Kaat Diya. Constable Ne Number Nikaal Ke Usi Number Pe Phone Kia Toh Pappu Ki Maa Ne Phone Uthaya.
Constable: Yaha Se Kisi Bachche Ne Phone Kiya Aur Kaha Ke Danda Apne Pichwaade Mein Daal Lo.
Maa: Kitni Der Pehle?
Constable: 10 Minute Huye.
Maa: Ohh... Sorry... Kaafi Der Ho Gayi, Nikaal Lo... Aap Bhi Kahan Bachche Ki Baaton Mein Aa Gaye... ??????



Ek School Mein Madam Ne Bachchon Se Kaha: Aaj Kuch Mazedaar Paheliyan Puchti Hun, Jara Sochkar Jawab Dena.
Bachche: Ji Madam.
Madam: Aisa Kaun Sa Paan Hai Jisko Khaya Nahin Jaa Sakta?
Saaal Sunte Hi Pappu Zor-Zor Se Hasne Laga... Yahan Tak Ki Haste Haste Neeche Bhi Gir Gaya.
Madam: Kya Hua Pappu? Itni Hasi Kyun Aa Rahi Hai??
Pappu: Kya Madam, Aap Bhi Na Kaise Kaise Sawaaal Karti Hain? Iska Jawab Hai 'Stanpan'.
Madam: Nalayak, Gadhe... Iska Jawaab Hai Japan... Jab Dekho Ulti-Seedhi Baatein Sochte Rehte Ho, Nikal Jao Meri Class Se....


Bihar Ke Is Gaon Mein Cinema Hall Waale Aaj Bhi Film Ka Prachaar Rikshaw Mein Loudspeaker Laga Ke Karte Hain. Ek Din Ek Nayi Film Aayi Aur Uska Announcemnt Kuch Is Tarah Se Ho Raha Tha:
Aaiye, Aaiye, Aaiye...
Bade Ghar Ki Bahurani Ke Maje Lijye, Kal Se Din Mein Chaar Baar, 9 Se 12, 12 Se 3, 3 se 6, Aur 6 Se 9... Aur Raat Mein 9 Se 12...Aage Ka 30 Rupya Aur Peeche Ka 50 Rupya... Aaiye, Aaiye, Aaiye...


Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Vo Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Manata Hai.
Preeto: Piche Nahi aage Dalte Hain.
Banta: Tuje Kaise pata?
Preeto: Mera dost Mere Aage Se Dalta Tha.
Banta: Chup Kar Mera dost Mere Pichche Dalta Tha.


Pappu: Bhaisaab Ek Condom Dena. Maine Girl Friend Ko Gift Dena Hai.
Dukandar: Is Par Cover Chada Dun Kya?
Santa: Arre Nahin Bhai, Ye Cover Hi Hai, Gift Toh Mere Paas Hai.


A girl was handling Pappu's cock for the first time.
After some time few drops came out, she sked, Ye Kya Hai Pappu???
Pappu: Kuch Nahin, Khushi Ke Aansoo hain...


Ek Aadmi Apni Saali Ke Saath Ek Sunsaan Jungle Se Ja Raha Tha.
Sali: Jija Ji Kahin Aap Is Mauke Ka Phaida Utha Ke Mere Saath Zabardasti Toh Nahin Karenge?
Jija: Tumhe Dikhta Nahi Mere Ek Haath Mein Bakri Aur Danda Hai, Aur Doosre Haath Mein Murga, Rassi Aur balti Hai. Main Kaise Kuch Kar Sakta Hoon.
Sali: Kyon Nahi Kar Sakte, Agar Aap Danda Zameen Mein Gaad Ke Rassi Say Bakri Ko Baandh Do, Aur Balti Ko Ulta Karke Murge Ke Upar Rakh Do Toh Aap Sab Kuch Kar Sakte Ho, Mujhe Aapse Bahut Dar Lag Raha Hai...................
Moral of the story: Man is always innocent. Women gives ideas...


Santa Ne Apni Taxi Bechkar XEROX Ki Shop Khol Li.
Banta Ne Jab Usse Iski Vajah Puchi Toh Santa Bola: Yaara Dil Khush Ho Jaata Hai Jab Ladkiyan Aakar Kehti Hain 'Santa Ji, Aage Piche Sono Side Se Kar Do...'


Santa, Raat Ke Andhere Mein: Oye Jeeto Yaar, Ye Condom Itna Chhota or Sakht Kyun Hai?
Jeeto: O Bina Dimaag Ke Jaanwar, Woh Bachche Ke Dhoodh Peene Ka Nipple Hai, Utaar Ise......


Pappu First Time Medical Store Pe Condom Lene gaya. Par Wahan Jakar Bhul Gaya Ki Condom Maangna Hai. Usko Condom Word Yaad Nahin Aa Raha Tha. Kaafi Der Tak Sochne Ke Baad Pappu Ne Zip Khol Ke Kaha: O Yaar, Iska Body Cover De Do!!!


Maths Teacher: Pappu Tere Paasd 6 Lollipops Hain, 2 Rinku Ko Diye, 3 Pinku Ko Diye, 1 Raju Ko Diya Toh Tumhaare Paas Kya Bacha?
Pappu: Ghanta Bacha! Woh Aap Choos Lena...


Husband: Arey, Ye Defective Condoms Sofe Pe Kyun Pade Hue Hain???
Wife: Kyaaa...!!!??? Kahan???
Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: Agar Tumne Phir Kabhi Hamare Bachchon Ko 'Defective Condoms' Bolna Nahin Chhoda Toh Mein Tumhari Jaan Le Lungi...


Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha.
Ladka Achanak Bola: Jaanu, You Know... Mujhe AIDS Hai...
Girlfriend: KYA?
Ladka: Ghabrao Mat... Mein Mazaak Kar Raha Hun, Bas Tumhaari Tight Karni Thi...!!!


Kaun Si Biwi Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai?
Pati Daru Pee Ke Ghar Aaye Aur Biwi Puchhe:
Ji Pehle Condom Lagaun Yae Khana!


Judge Hearing a divorce case.
Judge to Husband: Tumhe Divorce Kyun Chahiye?
Husband: Judge Saab, I am not satisfied with her on bed.
Judge to Wife: Aapko Is Baare Mein Kuch Kehna Hai???
Wife: Sare Mohalle Waale Khush Hain, Sabki Tassali Karwa Deti Hun, Bas Isi Harami Ke Nakhre Khatam Nahin Hote...
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