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I was mesmerised, as if he has cast a spell on me. I was enjoying obeying his orders. I was a slave by choice. Manforce condoms.chocolate extra dotted condoms for more pleasure. Excitement she cant hide.


1 pagal roz yehi kaha karta tha-
Gulel banaunga,
Chidi maarunga.
6 mahine pagalkhane me treatment k baad jate waqt
Dr.ne pucha-Ab kya karoge?
Shadi
Fir?
suhagrat
Gud,Fir?
Uski sari utarunga
Fir?
Blouse utarunga
Fir?
panty utarunga
Mygod,Fir?
Fir kya! panty k elastic se GULEL BANAUNGA, Chidi MARUNGA.


TEACHER:- "Today Sania is eating grass.., Now tell it in future tense..."
Sardar:-"Tomorrow Sania will definatly give MILK...!


Kele Wala:Kele Lelo Kele.Madam:Are Bhaiya Kele To Pile Pile Hain KADAK AUR LAMBE DO.Kele Wala: Are Madam Kabhi to khane ke Liye Leliya karo.


Agar Thums Up wale viagra drink banaye to uska Brand Name kya hoga.............?
.. .. .. .. .. ..LUNDS-UP !
"Fuck The Thunder"!


Galib ki Latest Shayri
Gand marwane se kisi ki maut nahi hoti Galib,
Gand marwane se kisi ki maut nahi hoti Galib,
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Sirf chalne ka andaz badal jata hai.


Boy- BHAI SAAB, DETTOL SAABUN HE?? DUKANDAR (GAAND KHUJATE HUE):- HA, HAI NA..
Boy- TO LAWDE, USSE HATH DHOKE 1 KILO SHAKKAR DE..


Apni GAND ko ayurvedic aur kudrati tarike se gora banaiye
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Mujhe pata tha ki tu jaroor padhega saale
gand gori karke kis se marvani he?
Bata to?


1 Ladka pent utarkr ladki se bola- tmhare pas aisi TALWAR hai. ladki salwar utarkr- jinke pas aisi MYAN hoti hai unke pas Talwaro ki koi kmi nhi Hoti...


Poisonous Bra=CoBRA
Mathematical Bra=AlgeBRA
Striped Bra=ZeBRA
SunsignBra=LiBRA
Magical Bra=AaBRA ka daBRA
I want 2 improve ur GK,bcoz u know only ladies BRA..


A Boy Told To His Girlfriend:- "Kash Main Panty Hota, To Teri Jannat Se Chipka Hota." Girl Say:- "Sochle, Jab Asli Kam Suru Hota To Tu kisi Kone Me Para Hota"


Boobs r sweeter than honey
Greater than money
smoother than silk
whiter than milk &
if u hold or Press or Suck them...it gives power 2ur tower.


Jale hue BOOBS Lekar Srdarni Doctor k pas gyi.
Doc-Are y kaise hua?
Sardarni-kamine tune hi toh kaha tha k bache ko Doodh Pilane se Pehle Nipple Ubaal lena.


MALLIKA ne Ghode ki Sawaari Ki,
Ghode wala bola:
Aapke Bethne se Ghoda Bahut thaka hua dikhta hai.
MALLIKA: Meri TANGO ke Beech Jo bhi Aata hai, THAK Jaata hai!


Question: Why do men wear underwears? Answer: As per military rules all types of missiles are kept hidden during peace times.

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