Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

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1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Happy Dhanteras SMS and whatsapp messages, wishes and greetings

Dhanteras Ka Ye Pyara Tyohar;
Jeevan Mein Laye Khushiyan Appar;
Mata Laxmi Viraje Aapke Dwaar;
Sabhi Kamna Aapki Kare Sweekar.
Happy Dhanteras!


May Laxmi- the Goddess of Wealth fills your home with worldly treasures and ushers prosperity in your life at all times.
Happy Dhanteras!


Dhan Vi Tera, Te Man Vi Hai Tera;
Jindri Vi Teri, Te Shreer Vi Tera;
Mera Iss Jag Vich Rabba Kuch Nahi;
Daata Tera Shukar Hai Iss Dhanteras!


10 very important things in life:
D = Dhan
H = Health
A = Anand
N = Nature
T = Talent
E = Enjoyment
R = Romance
A = Aitbar
S = Saubhagya
Wish you and your family a very happy Dhanteras!


Let's venerate the festival of Dhanteras by:
Worshiping Lakshmi - the Goddess of Wealth;
Buying utensils to savour tasty meals;
Investing in Silver and Gold as jewellery;
Light a lamp for impending Diwali;
Wear new clothes and jewellery;
And draw Rangoli designs on pathways including the goddess' footprints to mark the arrival of Lakshmi!
Happy Dhanteras!


Dil Tera Vaas Mera;
Didar Tera Pyaar Mera;
Jazba Tera Yaar Tu Mera;
Teri Aankhein Niwaas Mera.
Happy Dhanteras!


On this auspicious festival, may your life:
Shimmer with Silver;
Shine with Gold;
And dazzle like Platinum!
Happy Dhanteras!


On the auspicious day of Dhanteras, may you decorate the business premises and make it colourful with traditional motifs of Rangoli designs to welcome the Goddess Luxmi.
May you also draw small footprints with rice flour and vermilion powder all over the house and keep the lamps burning all through the night, to indicate Her long-awaited arrival!
Happy Dhanteras!


Dhanteras is the first day of the 5 day Diwali Festival as celebrated in parts of north India. The festival, known as "Dhanatrayodashi" or "Dhanvantari Trayodashi".
The word Dhan means wealth and Teras means 13th day as per Hindu calendar. It is celebrated on the thirteenth lunar day of Krishna paksha (dark fortnight) in the Hindu calendar month of Ashwin.
May you have an auspicious start to the Diwali festivities with Dhanteras!


I wish
D: Dazzling
H: Handsome
A: Abundant
N: Numerous
T: Tremendous
E: Enormous
R: Royal
A: Awesome and
S: Substantial
Wealth and riches for you during these Dhanteras!


Wish you and your family members a
D: Divine
H: Healthy
A: Amusing
N: Nuovo
T: Thrilling
E: Enjoyable
R: Ravishing
A: Auspicious and
S: Splendid
Dhanteras!


On Dhanteras, Hindus consider it auspicious to purchase gold or silver articles or at least one or two new utensils. It is believed that new 'Dhan' or some form of precious metal is a sign of good luck.
"Laxmi Puja" is performed in the evenings when tiny Diyas of clay are lit to drive away the shadows of evil spirits. Bhajans, devotional songs in praise of Goddess Laxmi, are also sung.
Wish you very benevolent Dhanteras!


On Dhanteras, it is considered auspicious to purchase gold or silver articles or at least one or two new utensils. It is believed that the new 'Dhan' or some form of precious metal is a sign of good luck.
"Laxmi Puja" is performed in the evenings when tiny 'Diyas' of clay are lit to drive away the shadows of evil spirits.
'Bhajans' (devotional songs) are also sung in praise of Goddess Laxmi!
Have an auspicious Dhanteras!

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