D: Dazzling lights
I: Immense joy
A: Abundant peace
L: Lavish festivities
I: Illustrious life
Have a happy, prosperous and blessed Diwali!
From this Diwali to the next, may our friendship grows fonder, gets more meaningful, experiences rocking parties and ventures into immeasurable joy trips!
During this festival of Diwali, may
Goddess Lakshmi enters your home;
Goddess Durga gives you strength;
Goddess Saraswati bless you with knowledge;
And Goddess Kali destroy your enemies!
Have a blessed Diwali!
Santa: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali?
Banta: By going abroad?
Santa: No. By sending his wife to her parents' place!
Please insist on Manmohan Brand firecrackers only for noiseless Diwali!
May light triumph over darkness in your life on this auspicious festival!
May this festive season dawn a new light in your life; and you enjoy abundant happiness and wealth!
Have a very happy Diwali!
Avoid using Kingfisher beer bottle to fire rockets... they may not fly!
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Three people were asking your mobile number. I didn't share it with them but I gave them your home address.
They are coming to your home this on this Diwali.
Please extend them a warm welcome and embrace them so that they stay with you forever.
I pray to God that He gives you:
Your Eyes are Chakaris;
Your Lips are Rockets;
Your Smile is Phuljari;
Your Cheeks are Anaar;
You are a Patakha;
And your figure is a Bomb!
Please escape from here before I light you with a candle!
The falling of Diwali and Muharram on the same day is a sign that we are all children of the same God.
May Eeshwar and Allah give us strength to love and respect the different faiths and co-exist in harmony!
Dieting Karke Kya Fayda;
Ek Din To Sabne Marna Hai.
Char Din Ki Hai Zindagani;
Agle Janam Phir 3 Kilo Se Hi Shuru Karna Hai!
Eat, drink and be merry!
Enough of BBM Pin sharing:
As it's the time of festivals, please share your ATM Pin now!
D: Decorate your home with
I: Incandescent lamps and have a
W: Wonderful and
A: Auspicious festival of
L: Lights, which brings
I: Incredible joy, love, laughter, peace and wealth into your life!
Have a very Happy Diwali!
Next Diwali dates:
Wish you a very Happy Diwali 5 days in advance.
5 DAYS TO GO...
Best wishes for the next 5 years!
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Bass Ho Gayi Hamaari Diwali ki Saaf-Safaai!
The truth of life is that existence wants our life to become a festival... because when one is unhappy, we also throw unhappiness all around.
Celebrate this festival of light and spread joy, happiness and warmth all around!
During this festival season, may your luck with cards stays by your side at all times!
May you share the bounties bestowed by Goddess Luxmi on you, with the underprivileged and thus spread the joys and happiness in their life!
May this festival of light
Burn your sorrows like crackers;
Brighten your life with candles;
Sweeten your days with sweetmeats;
And augment your earnings like presents!
Though you're away this Diwali, you're always with me in my thoughts. Thinking of you and looking forward to seeing you soon! Wishing you a Happy Diwali filled with peace, success and happiness!
The sun does not shine there, nor do the moon and the stars, nor do lightning shine. All the lights of the world cannot be compared even to a ray of the inner light of the Self.
Merge yourself in this light of lights and enjoy the festival of lights! Happy Deepawali!
This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji's trunk;
Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach;
Happiness as sweet as his sweets;
And may your trouble be as small as his mouse.