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Suhagrat ko dulha bola: Jaan, aaj tumhe chand pe le jaoon ya taaron pe?
Dulhan sharma k boli:Yeh to Aapka rocket dekh ke hi bata paungi....

While Fucking, Girl started shouting PEPSI PEPSI.
Boy asked whats PEPSI?
She replied-
P-Please
E-Enter ur
P-Penis
S-Slowly
I-Inside.
Ye youngistan ka WOW.!

RAVI: If U let me bite ur boobs, I'll pay U Rs.1 lac.
Girl: OK
RAVI starts to lick & suck.
Girl: Are U not going to bite?
Ravi: No no,
its too expensive.

Santa ki wife Doodh Wale Se: Aaj Kal Doodh Bahut Patla Aa Rha Hai...
Doodh Wala: Bibi Ji Mujhey Kyu Bata Rahi Ho,
Kisi Doctor Ko Dikhao na...

Masterji: Duniya Gol hai!....Sardar: Aap kehte hai toh maan leta hu....! Warna Papa kehte hai ki Duniya MAADARCHOD hai!

Public Notice:
ACCIDENTS TAKE A MINUTE BUT SUFFERINGS LAST 4A LIFE TIME-
Plz ensure-
Condom & Helmet
r worn on
appropriate Heads
during Respective rides..

Mallika Sherawat: Muje KELA pasand hai, tuje? Rakhi Sawant: Muje KARELA. Mallika: Kyon? Rakhi: Because it is D.O.T.T.E.D....

Aunty k sath nahate time 5 saal k bachhe ne niche ishara kr k pucha-Ye kya he?
Lady- Kuch nahi beta kulhadi lag gyi thi.
Bchha-O Teri. Bhenchod direct chut pe!!

On a beach a Nude man shakes hand with a Hot lady & says-I'm Very Pleased to meet U!
Lady-Yeah,I can SEE that!
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