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Class me madam boli- jab mai soft hoti hu tab soft hu lekin jb tuff hoti hu tb tuff hu.1 shaitan bachha khada ho k bola- madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI jesi ho.


Baccho k doubt:
Bablu- Teacher Teacher.!
Bus Male hai ya Female.?
Teacher- Sochne Lagi.
Pappu- Teacher, Teacher
It's Female
Bablu- Kyu
Pappu- Kyuki Sab Log Uspe Chadte Hai.
Teacher Pareshan
While Bablu In Doubt-Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To Uske Bacche Kyu nhi hote.?
Teacher Aur Pareshan.
Pappu- Kyuki Sab Us Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai.
Teacher sharm se pani pani.
Bablu in doubt- Maana Sabhi Peeche Se Chadte Hai,
But Driver Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte Hai.
Phir Bachche Kyu Nhi Hote.?
Teacher Ki Saanse band.
Pappu- Kyon Ki Woh Dono Topi Pehanke Chadte Hai.
Teacher Behosh.!


Pool Table is a Cool Table.. Since it teaches u how to play with Balls and concentrate on many Holes.. Using only one Stick !


Riddle:
What is the best way to forget ur troubles?
Wear tight underwear...
U will hav no time to think anything else:-D


Banta: Jagah nahi milne se log sex nahi kar pate.
Santa: Pehli bar mere sath aisa hi hua.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Fir ladki ne bataya jagah tango k beech hai.


Pathan: Doctor Sahab, Hum 3 Biwi Badal Chuka Hai, Lekin Aulaad Nahi Hoti..
Doctor: KHAN SAHAB Biwi nahi, SIDE Badlo..!!


Child offered girl for sex.
Girl: Tum itne chote ho meri jawani ka bojh kaise uthaoge?
Child: Darling chuha bori utha nai sakta par faad to sakta hai.


TWO NIPPLE- talk,NIPPL yar badi dard ho rahi hai... ... 2nd NIPPAL-dard toh hogi hi na, raat ko lafda niche wali gali me hota hai. Aur pakde hum dono jate hai.


Clasification Of Pussy Age
16-18:Sealed & Brand New
19-25:Nice2 Use &Vibrant
26-45:Relaxed & Over Used
46 onwardz-Closd 4 Renovtion Use Other Side.


Santa was sucking, licking, caressing and kissing his OWN fingers, palm & hand.
Banta: WHY THIS MADNESS?
Santa: OYE, THIS IS FOREPLAY BEFORE MASTURBATION.


"AMBANI"agar bra banayega to AD kya hoga?
"Karlo balls muthi me"
"Nikalo dhoodh chutki me"
"Yahi ta mere bap ka sapna"
"har balls pe bra apna"

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