Marriage sms, jokes, n whatsapp messages

If love is blind and marriage is an eye opener, then divorce would surely be a champagne bottle opener.


Agar Wife Apni Saree Ka Pallu Apni Kamar Mein Thus Le Toh Samjh Jao Ki....
Ya Toh Woh Ghar Ka Kaam Niptayegi Ya Aapko!


Every women needs a husband because...
So many things go wrong everyday and you can't blame God and Modi all the time.


Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary:
1. Gumshuda (n)- state of being physically lost.
2. Shadishuda (n)- state of being physically, mentally and financially lost.


A man's wife was in ICU.
Doctors did their best but she was not responding.
Doctor said to husband, "We are sorry. Everything is in God's hand now."
Husband was inconsolable and was kept saying, "She is hardly 40".
An almost inaudible voice from wife's bed said, "37"!


Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!


Two golden rules of Happy Marriage 
1. The wife is always right. 
2. When you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.



Every husband gets a wireless net connection by default, it is called,.
WifeEye!


Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behaviour!


The only mistake for which people are congratulated is 'Marriage'!


Behind every woman, there is a man secretly planning the death of every guy she talks to!



I've been married for thirty years and buying diamonds for the same woman - and I'm still in love with her.
If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me !


Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later!


For Successful Married Life:
Be a little blind!
Be a little kind!


Definition of a 'Happy Couple':
"She does what she wants but he does what she wants!"


Marital explosions are at times caused by an old flame!


The only mistake for which people are congratulated is 'Marriage'!


A Wife's Reminder:
I trust you... but remember - 'My trust and your bones will break simultaneously'!


Bridegroom: And now, dear, that we are married, let us have a clear understanding about our affairs. Do you wish to be president or vice-president?
Bride (Sweetly): Neither. You be both. I'll be just the treasurer!


Every woman needs a husband because so many things go wrong daily and you can't blame God and Modi all the time!


Husband: I love you!
Wife: I love you too, infact I love you so much I will fight the whole world for you.
Husband: But you fight with me the most.
Wife: Because you are the world to me!


Every husband is a farmer by default..
His survival solely depends on 'agree'culture!


An idea can change your life;
But a wife can change your idea!


Wife (after a fight): Tell me those 3 magical words.
Husband: I love you
Wife: No not this
Husband: I like you
Wife: Again No, not this
Husband: I miss you
Wife: Getting more angry... No no Husband: Galti Meri Thi!


Marriage has its own ups and downs. At times, you want to throw the other person off the cliff and then rush to the bottom to catch them!


When your wife says, all she wants for her anniversary is - "Your Love".
She is just kidding - actually she just expects Diamonds!


Wife is very clever. She'll lay her head on your chest and ask - "Honey, have you ever cheated on me?"
And the wait for your heart to beat fast.
Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!


27 June all world is celebrating International Husband Day.
Date itself explains why this date is selected.
"Satai Joon"


Dedicated to all married couples:
Arranged Marriage is like a Lottery.
Lag Gayi Toh Lag Gayi;
Warna Lag Gayi!

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