Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

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1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Ultimate super erotic, sexual, sexy, hot, non-veg, adult jokes

Lund ki awaj ko damdar kehte hai,
fati chut ko bekar kehte hain,
Sirf chodne ka nam mohabat nahi hota,
kisi ki yado me mutthiya marne ko bhi pyar kehte Hai..


Unki gali se guzre,to chaubara nazar aaya,
unki gali se guzre, to chaubara nazar aaya,
uski Maa bahar aa k boli-
gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo dobara nazar aya..


Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya Humne,
Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya Humne.
De kar Lalach Use
'ICE-CREAM' Ka,
Andhere Me Apna "LUND" chusa Diya Humne...


Dil todne ki saja nahi milti,
Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,
MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost...
Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti....!


Kutumminar ko dekhker lokesh ka dimag dauda.
Kutumminar ko dekhker lokesh ka dimag dauda
Aasmaan ko chodne chala dharti ka loda...


Dena Hai Lund Daan Me,
Dena Hai lund Daan Me,
"AE Dost" Hai Koi CHOOT Dhyaan Mei?
Agar nahi hai to yeh Gum ka Ghoot Bhi pee lenge
Teri gaand mar k hi jee lenge


Dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob daba diye.
zara gour farmaiye.
dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob daba diye.
Bhen ki lodi ne laat mar ke humare GOTE suja diye.


SHHAM DIYO SE SAJAYE BAITHE HAI,
KHUSHBU SASO ME BASAYE BAITHE HAI,
UNKI DIWANGI TO DEKHO,
GIRL FRIEND RAAT KO ANE WALI HAI,
AUR WO DOPAHAR SE HI CONDOM LAGAYE BAITHE Hai.


Gaalib Ne Arz Kiya:
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo
Kehte Hai Ki
Choot Per Baal Hai..
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo
Kehte Hai Ki
Choot Per Baal Hai..
Arey..
Yeh Toh Laude Ko
Fasane Ke Liye
Bichhaya Huwa
Jaal Hain..!


Arz hai
Har ek LuND Pe Likha Hai
ek CHUT Ka Nam!
Wah!Wah!
pehle sun to le lawde
Har 1 LuND Pe Likha H
1 CHUT Ka Nam!
To Fir Q nhi dete Ho Hatho Ko aram?


Door goan me ek basti thi jaha pe randia sasti thi.
unki gand me itni masti thi
jaha dalo hasti thi.
magar aap kyu haste ho usi goan ke lagte ho


chodan chodan kare sabhi
chod sake na koye
jab chodne ki bari ayi
land khada na hoye


Pesh-e-khidmat ek gazal...
Kal chodne ki raat thi,
Sab ne kia apna khada,
Kuchh ne kaha...
mera bada,
Kuchh ne kaha...
uska bada
Hum b wahin maujood the
Hum chup rahe,
Bas hans diye,
Jab hum ne
kiya apna khada
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Sab ne kaha:
Oye BEHENCHOD
ITNA BADA...ITNA BADA..


Na Chodo kisi ko itna
ke Uski Choot Tumhari kamjori Ban Jaye.
Usey Chodo kuchh Iss Tarah
ke Tumhra Lund Uske Liye Zaruri Ban Jaye..!

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