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Subho Mahalaya - Happy Mahalaya sms text and whatsapp greetings and wishes

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Dhaker awaj dhang kur kur Sona jay oi agomoni sur Mayer ebar asar pala Nil dighite bhaslo bhela | Ajke sabar matuk mon Janai agam abhinandan… Shubh0 Mahalaya. !!

Pubasay nabodito aruner choay bristir rimjhim sure  kaal sunte pabe jhora siulir gaan.Pandeler baser  thukthak awaj aar sonali rod janabe tomay.. SUBHO MAHALAYA

Devir agomone,anonder alingane, Sharad er gandhe,pujor uchase jibon hoe  uthuk mongolmoy.Mahalayar ei sharad probhate janai  sharad subhecha! Shubho mahalaya.

Sarat meghe bhaslo bhela Kash phulete laglo dola Dhaker upar porlo kathi  Pujo katuk Fatafati SUBHO MAHALAYA !!

Siuli ar kaser mala,  nil akashe meghr vela.  Himer poros ange lage,  sobar prane pulak jage.  Agomonir khobor peye,  mone pakhi uthlo geye,  Subho Mahalaya.

Nil Akasher Megher Vela, Padmya Fuler Papri Mela, Dhaker Taale Kasher Khela, Anonde Katuk Sharodbela. Happy Mahalaya.

ebar maa er agomon bani apni sunben 4am an early morning.ei pujo  bhalobhabe kataben.MAA tomai onek khusi, progress,suecess debe…

HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

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WAYS TO SAY I LOVE U

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ika…

WHAT MAKES A GREAT LOVER...........

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Someone who knows what you need before you say it.Someone who knows when to laugh and when to cry.Someone who truly listens when you have something to say.Someone that’s there for you during the good and bad times....Someone who is caring .Someone who loves you with all their heart and soul.Someone who is interested in reality and not as a fashion display.Someone who is honest.Someone you can trust them like a sibling, confide in like a friend but most of all, love as the great lover they are.Someone who is open and responsive.Someone who is never critical and ill-tempered in respect to your needs.Someone who knows when things have to be compromised in the relationship.Someone who understands listening is a key, but using what is heard is even more important.Someone who’s there for you no matter what.Someone who is trustful.Someone who is a friend.Someone who gives a shoulder to cry on.Someone with a great sense of humor.Someone who has things in common with you.Someone who takes time…

Latest husband and wife jokes, text and whatsapp messages in hindi and english

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शादी के वक़्त समझौता दोनों करते है।
स्त्री..
माँ बाप व मायका छोड़ देती हैं...
और पुरुष...
सुख-शांति व अच्छे दिनों की उम्मीद।

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मम्मी दूसरे कमरे से  - बेटा जरा पापा को बुलाना
बेटा पापा से
-चलो बुलावा आया है माता ने बुलाया है
पापा - जय माता दी..

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पत्नी घर की लक्ष्मी  है ...!!
गल फ्रैंड काला धन !!
30 September last date to declare

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आज सुबह ही बीवी का फोन आया.
रो रही थी ...
मुझको सॉरी कहा ...
उसी रोते हुये स्वर में वह यह भी बोली ...
तुमसे कभी झगड़ा नहीं करूंगी ... सब कुछ सुनूंगी ...
जो कहोगे करुँगी
ये सब सुनकर मेरा भी दिल भर आया ....
पता नहीं किसकी बीबी थी ...
राँग नबंर था, लेकिन अच्छा लगा .....!!!

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लड़की देखने का
कार्यक्रम तय हुआ। लड़के वाले बहुत सीधे लोग थे।
लड़का --- आपकी शिक्षा ?
लड़की --- MF. I.A.S.
.लड़के ने आगे डिग्री की detail यह सोचकर नहीं पूछी कि , कहीं लड़की उसे अशिक्षित ना समझे !!
बाद में वे लोग चले आये । और शादी भी हो गई।
शादी के बाद लड़के ने लड़की से पूछा कि ये
MF, IAS , क्या होता है
.उसने बताया ........
.Matric Fail In All Subjects .
.लड़का 4 दिन से बेहोश है

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Inspirational and thoughtful lines in Hindi

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"सफर का मजा लेना हो तो साथ में सामान कम रखिए

और

जिंदगी का मजा लेना हैं तो दिल में अरमान कम रखिए !!

👌👌👌👌👌😇😇

तज़ुर्बा है मेरा.... मिट्टी की पकड़ मजबुत होती है,

संगमरमर पर तो हमने .....पाँव फिसलते देखे हैं...!

👌👌👌👌😇😇

जिंदगी को इतना सिरियस लेने की जरूरत नही यारों,

यहाँ से जिन्दा बचकर कोई नही जायेगा!

जिनके पास सिर्फ सिक्के थे वो मज़े से भीगते रहे बारिश में ....

जिनके जेब में नोट थे वो छत तलाशते रह गए...

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

पैसा इन्सान को ऊपर ले जा सकता है;

लेकिन इन्सान पैसा ऊपर नही ले जा सकता......

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

कमाई छोटी या बड़ी हो सकती है....

पर रोटी की साईज़ लगभग  सब घर में एक जैसी ही होती है।


  :👌 शानदार बात👌


इन्सान की चाहत है कि उड़ने को पर मिले,

और परिंदे सोचते हैं कि रहने को घर मिले...

‬👌👌👌👌👌😇😇

कर्मो' से ही पहेचान होती है इंसानो की...

महेंगे 'कपडे' तो,'पुतले' भी पहनते है दुकानों में !!..

😎😎😇😇😇
चंद लाइने पुरे ग्रुप के लीये…..

जिंदगी से हर पल एक मोज मिली,
कभी कभी नहीं हर रोज मिली.

बस एक अच्छा दोस्त मांगता था
जिन्दगी से…
पर मुझे तो पूरी …

Indians after a terrorist attack

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Indians after a terrorist attack - 
Day 1-Go to war , Hit them hard , Blow them up , Smash them , Tear them apart , Cross  the line of control , Create Balochistan , Muh Todh Jawab , Jaw for a tooth , Ten heads for one . 
Day 2 - All our options are open , We will choose the place and time , We have a number of options , We will give them a befitting reply .
 Day 3 - Isolate them diplomatically , We will raise this issue at the United Nations , Get them declared a terrorist State . 
Day 4 - We have given them proof , We have prepared a Dossier , They have to take action against the perpetrators of this dastardly act .
 Day 5 - We will not play cricket with them , We will not allow their artists in our country . 
Day 6 - We must keep talking to the civilian government , The real culprits are the Army Generals . 
Day 7 - The people of Pakistan are good people , The real villains are ISI and the Army , We have a better cricket team than them , We will beat them in the world cup . 
Day 8…

Shastro me likha hai

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ये जो कुल्फी खाते हुये
एक हंथेली कुल्फी के नीचे लगाये रहते हो ना

 इसे ही गीता में *
मोह* बताया है.
😂😂😜😜😜
Or
और कुल्फी खतम होने के बाद भी जो डण्डी चाटते ही रहते हैं

इसे ही गीता में लोभ कहा है
🙏😀🙏

😂😂😜😜😜
और डण्डी फेकने के बाद , सामने वाले की कुल्फी देखकर सोचना कि उसकी खत्म क्यों नहीं हुई,

इसे गीता मे ईष्या कहा गया है,  ☺😂😀😌😋
और कुल्फी खतम होने से पहले डऩ्डी से नीचे गिर जाये और केवल डण्डी हाथ मे रह जाये तब तुम्हारे मन में जो आता है....                             😁  इसे ही गीता मे क्रोध कहा है 😳

और इसे पढ़कर जो हसी आती है उसे मोक्ष कहते है 😝
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ये जो नींद पूरी होने के बाद भी 3 घंटे तक बिस्तर पर मगरमच्छ की तरह पड़े रहते हो ना !
शास्त्रों में इसे ही आलस्य कहा गया है।
😜😝😂
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ये रेस्टोरेंट में खाने के बाद जो कनस्तर भरके सोंफ और मिश्री का बुक्का मारते हो ना !!
शास्त्रों में इसे ही "टुच्चापन" कहा है ।।
😂😝😜
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ये जो ताला लगाने के बाद उसे पकड़ कर खींचते हो ना !!

इसे ही शास्त्रों में 'भय' कहा गया है ।।
😜😝😂
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य…

Memories of love

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There should be an invention that bottles up a memory like a perfume, and it never faded, never got stale, and whenever I wanted to I could uncork the bottle, and live the memory all over again.

DAPHNE DU MAURIER
Rebecca, 1938



The memories of long love gather like drifting snow, poignant as the mandarin ducks who float side by side in sleep.

LADY MURASAKI
The Tale of Genii, ca 1008



Remember me when I am gone away,
Gone far away into the silent land;
When you can no more hold me by the hand,
Nor I half turn to go yet turning stay

CHRISTINA ROSSETTI
"Remember," 1862



Rose leaves, when the rose is dead,
Are heaped for the beloved's bed;
And so thy thoughts, when thou art gone,
Love itself shall slumber on.

PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY
"Music When Soft Voices Die," 1824



Love makes up for the lack of long memories by a sort of magic. All other affections need a past; love creates a past which envelopes us, as if by enchantment.

BENJAMIN CONSTANT
Adolphe, 1816



And the best a…

Romantic Quotes

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Other men said they have seen angels, But I have seen thee And thou art enough.

I love you - those three words have my life in them.

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.

I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.

The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return.

Soul meets soul on lover's lips.

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand
what pain …

Enduring Love

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the Hoods drown it.
SONG OF SOLOMON 8:7


And o'er the hills and far away
Beyond their utmost purple rim,
Beyond the night, across the day,
Through all the world she followed him.

ALFRED, LORD TENNYSON
"The Day Dream," 1842



Lie to me. Tell me that all these years you've waited. Tell me.

PHILIP YORDAN,
Johnny Guitar, 1954



Sometimes idiosyncrasies which used to he irritating become endearing, part of the complexity of a partner who has become woven deep into our own selves.

MADELEINE L'ENGLE
Two-Part Invention, 1988



Even when the first wild desire is gone, especially then, there is an inherent need for good manners and consideration, for the pulling forth of effort. Two courteous and civilized human beings out of the loneliness of their souls owe that to each other.

lLKA CHASE
In Bed We Cry, 1943



When we are not in love too much, we are not in love enough.

COMTE DE BUSSY-RABUTIN
Histoire Amoureuse des Gaules: Maximes d'…

Some More love lines and quotes sms and whatsapp messages

Open your eyes, open your heart.

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me lay an invincible summer.

Love unexpressed is a crime against the heart.

The walls in your heart should be made of glass to let the light shine through.

The language of love is the real language of the world.

Listen to the love around you. Your ears are open even if your mind is closed.

Make all communication, clear open and honest.

Love-longing-impatience-irritation-resentment-no love.

I am willing and able so I throw my cards on your table.

The best thing is knowing exactly where you stand.

Remember the universe is watching. Do the right thing. Be kind.

Tears are a gift from god. Tears are for memory, for without them how could we remember ourselves.

Trust the one who hesitates and thinks before they deliver their response.

Love is silent more often then not.

No fight .No winners. No losers.

Love is a conversation without end that leads to the silence of eternity. Love is immortal.

Falling in …

Love Quotes

Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's
called falling in love, because you don't force
yourself to fall, you just fall.

~ Unknown ~

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Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

~ Unknown ~

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It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone, and an day to love someone...
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

~ Unknown ~

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It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy
with someone else, but it's more painful to know that
the one you love is unhappy with you.

~ Unknown ~

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If love is the answer,
can you please repeat the question?

~ Unknown ~

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Faith makes all things possible.
Love makes them easy.

~ Unknown

I believe that to truly Love, is the ultimate
expression of the will to live. A heart that
truly loves is forever young.

~ Unknown ~

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Love makes life so conf…

Inspirational and motivational sms whatsapp messages

"जो मुस्कुरा रहा है, उसे दर्द ने पाला होगा...,
जो चल रहा है, उसके पाँव में छाला होगा...,
बिना संघर्ष के इन्सान चमक नहीं सकता, यारों...,
जो जलेगा उसी दिये में तो, उजाला होगा...।

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💎: "उदास होने के लिए उम्र पड़ी है,
"नज़र उठाओ सामने ज़िंदगी खड़ी है,
"अपनी हँसी को होंठों से न जाने देना!
"क्योंकि आपकी मुस्कुराहट के पीछे
             दुनिया पड़ी है

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84 लाख जीवो में
एक मानव ही धन कमाता है॥
अन्य कोई जीव कभी भूखा नहीं मरा
और मानव का कभी पेट नहीं भरा!

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गाँव में नीम के पेड़ कम हो रहे है घरों में कड़वाहट बढती जा रही है !
जुबान में मीठास कम हो रही है , शरीर मे शुगर बढती जा रही है !

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Reflection cannot be
seen in boiling water.
Similarly,
Solution can not be
seen with a disturbed mind.
Meditate....
Be silent...
and you will find solution
for all your problems"..
Open your Eye..&
Close your  "I".

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हर रोज एंजॉय का ग्राफ बढ़ाओ,,,,,,,,
एन्जियोग्राफी जीवन में नही करानी पड़ेगी

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उम्र जाया कर दी औरों
के वजूद में नुक़्स
निकालते-निकालते,
इतना खुद क…

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