Subho Mahalaya - Happy Mahalaya sms text and whatsapp greetings and wishes




Dhaker awaj dhang kur kur
Sona jay oi agomoni sur
Mayer ebar asar pala
Nil dighite bhaslo bhela |
Ajke sabar matuk mon
Janai agam abhinandan…
Shubh0 Mahalaya. !!


Pubasay nabodito aruner choay bristir rimjhim sure 
kaal sunte pabe jhora siulir gaan.Pandeler baser 
thukthak awaj aar sonali rod janabe tomay..
SUBHO MAHALAYA


Devir agomone,anonder alingane,
Sharad er gandhe,pujor uchase jibon hoe 
uthuk mongolmoy.Mahalayar ei sharad probhate janai 
sharad subhecha! Shubho mahalaya.


Sarat meghe bhaslo bhela
Kash phulete laglo dola
Dhaker upar porlo kathi 
Pujo katuk Fatafati
SUBHO MAHALAYA !!


Siuli ar kaser mala, 
nil akashe meghr vela. 
Himer poros ange lage, 
sobar prane pulak jage. 
Agomonir khobor peye, 
mone pakhi uthlo geye, 
Subho Mahalaya.


Nil Akasher Megher Vela,
Padmya Fuler Papri Mela,
Dhaker Taale Kasher Khela,
Anonde Katuk Sharodbela.
Happy Mahalaya.


ebar maa er agomon bani apni
sunben 4am an early morning.ei pujo 
bhalobhabe kataben.MAA tomai onek khusi,
progress,suecess debe ei parthona kori
SUBHO MAHALAYA !!


Sedin bhore pub digonte mayabi ek alo,
Sei alote jak muche jak moner jato kalo.
Lalche aloy sobuj ghase sonali ek chhoya,
Nabin horoshe praner poroshe asche Mahalaya !


holoi ba akash meghla,
nai ba dilo sonali rod,
tabuo siulira futbei..
eseche sarot,himer parosh..
laguk maner kone.hok abosan pitripokher.
.mahalayar agomoni


akashe batashe na holeo amader mane to
bajbei..suvo mahalayar agam suvecha


Chari dike shiuli fuler gondho, 
aksher oi megh, kash fuler oi bon, 
dhaker bajna janan diche Maer agomon. 
Subho Mahalaya.


Shiuli phuler gandho, 
Sada megher sari R kaash-er bon,
Dhaker bajna janan dichcheMaa -er agamon. 
Subho Mahalaya !


Devir agomone,anander alingane, 
Shiulir gandhe, 
pujor uchchhase jiban hoye uthuk mongolmoy. 
Mahalayar ei sharad probhate janai sharad subhechcha! 
Shubho Mahalaya !


Elo khusir sarat.Ektu himmer hawa.Pujor bhore dhaker aawaj. 
Mayer kachey jawa.Onek khusi onek alo, 
pujo ebar katuk bhalo. 
Mahalayar Subhecha roilo


Roder jhilik soroter akash/
Shiuli fuler gondho/
Ma asche dolay abr/
Dorja keno bondho/
Pujo elo tai to abr/
Bajna bajay dhaki/
Pujo aste matro j r 8 ti din baki.



Kasher Bone Laglo Dola, 
Pujo Elo Oi. 
Ak Bachharer Pratikha Sesh Holo Tai.
Sarod Suvechha !


Shiuli fuler gandho niye, Mahalayar bhore...
Abar bochor paar kore pujo elo ghure...
Hok na aakash meghe dhaka, poruk bristi jhiri jhiri...
Kasher bon dichhe janan, asche maa shiggiri...
Subho Mahalaya !


Pujo mane kash bone lukochuri khela
Pujo mane nil akashe sada megher bhela
Pujo mane hridoye lage darun khushir dola
Pujo mane abar elo mon-melanor mela !


Subho Mahalaya!
Shiuli fuler gandho niye, 
Mahalayar bhore… 
Abar bochor paar kore pujo elo ghure… 
Hok na aakash meghe dhaka, 
poruk bristi jhiri jhiri… 
Kasher bon dichhe janan, 
asche maa shiggiri


Wishing you and your family
a blessed Mahalaya


On the occasion of Mahalaya and Durga Puja,
may Maa Durga empower you
with her 9 blessings –
Name,
Fame,
Health,
Wealth,
Happiness,
Humanity,
Gyaan,
Bhakti & Shakti!
Happy Mahalaya 2016 !!!


May Maa Durga bless you and
keep you happy through-out the year!
Wishing you a Happy Mahalaya


May Goddess Durga
bring joy and happiness
to you and your loved ones
this Durga Puja
Subho Mahalaya 2016


“SAROT” meghe bhaslo vela-
“KASH” fulete laglo dola-
“DHAKER” upar porlo kathi-
“Puja” katuk FATAFATI..Subho Mahalaya…


Asche pujo.
Barche khushi.
Monta tai hasi khusi.
natun rupe.
natun shaje.
Maa ache sobair majhe….Subho Mahalaya


Himer parosh Mone jage,
Sab-e Jeno Natun Lage,
Aagomanir khabor Peye,
Boner Pakhi uthlo Geye,
Sisir veja Natun vore,
Elo “PUJO” Sabar Ghare…..Subho Mahalaya

Pubasay nabodito aruner choay bristir rimjhim sure kaal sunte pabe jhora siulir gaan.
Pandeler baser thukthak awaj aar sonali rod janabe tomay..SUBHO MAHALAYA


Devir agomone,
anonder alingane,
Sharad er gandhe,
pujor uchase jibon hoe uthuk mongolmoy.
Mahalayar ei sharad probhate janai sharad subhecha! Shubho mahalaya.


ebar maa er agomon bani apni
sunben 4am an early morning.ei pujo
bhalobhabe kataben.MAA tomai onek khusi,
progress,suecess debe ei parthona kori
SUBHO MAHALAYA !!


Nil Akasher Megher Vela,
Padmya Fuler Papri Mela,
Dhaker Taale Kasher Khela,
Anonde Katuk Sharodbela.
Happy Mahalaya.


Siuli ar kaser mala,
nil akashe meghr vela.
Himer poros ange lage,
sobar prane pulak jage.
Agomonir khobor peye,
mone pakhi uthlo geye,
Subho Mahalaya.


Sarat meghe bhaslo bhela
Kash phulete laglo dola
Dhaker upar porlo kathi
Pujo katuk Fatafati
SUBHO MAHALAYA !!


Devir agomone,anonder alingane,
Sharad er gandhe,pujor uchase jibon hoe
uthuk mongolmoy.Mahalayar ei sharad probhate janai
sharad subhecha! Shubho mahalaya.


Pubasay nabodito aruner choay bristir rimjhim sure
kaal sunte pabe jhora siulir gaan.Pandeler baser
thukthak awaj aar sonali rod janabe tomay..
SUBHO MAHALAYA


Dhaker awaj dhang kur kur
Sona jay oi agomoni sur
Mayer ebar asar pala
Nil dighite bhaslo bhela |
Ajke sabar matuk mon
Janai agam abhinandan…
Shubh0 Mahalaya. !!



HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES



WAYS TO SAY I LOVE U

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe

WHAT MAKES A GREAT LOVER...........



  • Someone who knows what you need before you say it.
  • Someone who knows when to laugh and when to cry.
  • Someone who truly listens when you have something to say.
  • Someone that’s there for you during the good and bad times.
  • ...Someone who is caring .
  • Someone who loves you with all their heart and soul.
  • Someone who is interested in reality and not as a fashion display.
  • Someone who is honest.
  • Someone you can trust them like a sibling, confide in like a friend but most of all, love as the great lover they are.
  • Someone who is open and responsive.
  • Someone who is never critical and ill-tempered in respect to your needs.
  • Someone who knows when things have to be compromised in the relationship.
  • Someone who understands listening is a key, but using what is heard is even more important.
  • Someone who’s there for you no matter what.
  • Someone who is trustful.
  • Someone who is a friend.
  • Someone who gives a shoulder to cry on.
  • Someone with a great sense of humor.
  • Someone who has things in common with you.
  • Someone who takes time to listen and enjoy you for who you are and tries not to make you something else.
  • Someone with a constant open ear, open heart, and open mind to accept and love people for who the really are.
  • Someone who will always be there to support your ideas without argument and love you for everything that you are.
  • Someone that can get a point across without yelling.
  • Someone that remembers all the cute stupid stuff you love.
  • Someone that has a personality with qualities you don’t have yourself, but admire greatly in them.
  • Someone who realizes you’re two separate people, and appreciates the differences.
  • Someone who can sense a mood problem, and not take it personally.
  • Someone who understands the difference between PMS, and a real problem.
  • Someone who can make you happy when your sad.
  • Someone who tells you the truth even if you don’t want to hear it.
  • Someone who will not hurt you intentionally.
  • Someone who is a sweet, romantic person who cherishes you no matter what.
  • Someone that you can laugh with.
  • Someone who you can feel comfortable with and that you don’t care what kind of weird stuff they see you do because you know they will still love you no matter what.
  • Someone who will love you in spite of your little idiosyncrasies.
  • Someone that would do anything to show how much they care.
  • Someone who is a great pal, a great kisser, and a great lover!
  • Someone who allows you to be yourself around them.
  • Someone who will respect you.
  • Someone who cherishes your hopes and is kind to your dreams.
  • Someone who knows you’re not perfect, but treats you as though you are.
  • Someone who listens with their heart and is your source of inspiration

Latest husband and wife jokes, text and whatsapp messages in hindi and english





शादी के वक़्त समझौता दोनों करते है।
स्त्री..
माँ बाप व मायका छोड़ देती हैं...
और पुरुष...
सुख-शांति व अच्छे दिनों की उम्मीद।

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मम्मी दूसरे कमरे से  - बेटा जरा पापा को बुलाना
बेटा पापा से
-चलो बुलावा आया है माता ने बुलाया है
पापा - जय माता दी..

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पत्नी घर की लक्ष्मी  है ...!!
गल फ्रैंड काला धन !!
30 September last date to declare

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आज सुबह ही बीवी का फोन आया.
रो रही थी ...
मुझको सॉरी कहा ...
उसी रोते हुये स्वर में वह यह भी बोली ...
तुमसे कभी झगड़ा नहीं करूंगी ... सब कुछ सुनूंगी ...
जो कहोगे करुँगी
ये सब सुनकर मेरा भी दिल भर आया ....
पता नहीं किसकी बीबी थी ...
राँग नबंर था, लेकिन अच्छा लगा .....!!!

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लड़की देखने का
कार्यक्रम तय हुआ। लड़के वाले बहुत सीधे लोग थे।
लड़का --- आपकी शिक्षा ?
लड़की --- MF. I.A.S.
.लड़के ने आगे डिग्री की detail यह सोचकर नहीं पूछी कि , कहीं लड़की उसे अशिक्षित ना समझे !!
बाद में वे लोग चले आये । और शादी भी हो गई।
शादी के बाद लड़के ने लड़की से पूछा कि ये
MF, IAS , क्या होता है
.उसने बताया ........
.Matric Fail In All Subjects .
.लड़का 4 दिन से बेहोश है

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कोई जाकर
इन सडक पर बोर्ड लगाने वालों को समझाओ
हर जगह लिखते है
घर पर आपका कोई इंतजार कर रहा है
बंदा गाड़ी और तेज़ चलlता है। पता नहीं कौन मिलने आया है ।
अगर लिखा जाए
घर पर बीबी इंतजार कर रही है
तो बन्दे की स्पीड खुद ही कम हो जाएगी

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Wife's are of two types:
The first type listens to her husband, understands his thoughts, always behaving lovingly, and even if the husband is angry, keeps smiling.😊.
The second type....
..is the one that everyone has.

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A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away.
At the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: "I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!"
A family member pulled her aside and asked:
"What did you know?" She replied: "That, Chinese products don't last long!!"

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A bus full of housewives  going on a picnic ,
fell into a river ,
all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No
My wife
missed
the bus !!!

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In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues...
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!
Only 1 man stood in d second Queue...
God said "So you control ur wife?"
Man: "R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here"

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पति पत्नी ठंड की दोपहर में धूप सेक रहे थे..😍 बैठे बैठे दोनों बोर हो गए...😒
पत्नी ने कहा अजी क्यों न हम कुछ करके समय बिताते है...😊👍..
पति : क्या...??..
पत्नी : क्यों न हम एक दूसरे के सिर के पके बाल उखाड़ते है और हर एक बाल उखाड़ने पे एक स्वतंत्रता सेनानी का नाम लेते हैं...😂
यह रोचक होगा...😌
कोई नाम repeat नही किया जायगा..✊
पति:ठीक है..😉..
पत्नी ने पति का एक पका बाल उखाड़ा और कहा भगत सिंह..👊..
पति ने भी वही किया और कहा नेताजी...!..
ऐसे ही चल रहा था पर अचानक पति ने एक साथ तीन बाल उखाड़े और कहा लाल-बाल-पाल...😝😝..
पत्नी ने आव देखा न ताव एक मुठ्ठी बाल उखाड़े और कहा जालियांवाला बाग़...😝...
मोरल - पत्नियों से भूलकर भी पंगा ना ले.

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जज - तुमने दस साल से अपनी बीवी को डरा के,
धमका के अपने कंट्रोल मे रखा है।
मुजरिम - जी जज साहब...वो ऐसी बात है कि...
जज - सफाई नहीं बे...तरीका बता तरीका !

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Pappu आधी रात को अपनी मोटी
बीवी
को जगा कर बोला...
.घुट घुट कर मरना सही है या फिर
एकदम से मर जाना ?
Biwi: एकदम से मर जाना अच्छा होता है !!.
Pappu : तो अपनी दूसरी टांग भी
मुझ पे रख दे
और.
किस्सा खत्म कर मेरा..

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एक आदमी की पत्नी मर गयी..
शोकसभा में आए एक दोस्त ने पूछा: कैसे हुआ ये?
आदमी: कुछ नहीं, चाय पी रही थी और अचानक..
दोस्त: वो वाली चायपत्ती बची है क्या ?

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पत्नियाँ चाहे 45 मिनट तक
अपनी मम्मी से बात कर लें
लेकिन अंत मे एक बात ज़रूर बोलती हैं,
"ठीक है मम्मी .... फ़्री होकर बात करती हुँ"
और उनकी माँ सोचती हैं
"पता नहीं बेटी को कितना काम करना पड़ता है,
बेचारी २ मिनट भी चैन से बात नहीं कर पाती"

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बीवी घर पे टीवी देख रही थी
पति – क्या देख रही हो ?
बीवी – कुकिंग शो
पति – दिन भर कुकिंग शो देखती हो
खाना बनाना तो आया नहीं फिर भी
बीवी – तुम भी तो
“कौन बनेगा करोड़पति” देखते हो
मैंने कुछ कहा 😠😏
पति शांत...

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When I reached office, I got a call from my wife..."what is the date today?" .. I was wondering..then told her 10th September...call disconnected...i was wondering..her birthday? No...mine...No... anniversary...no..son's birthday ...no...in laws birthday anniversary...no...gas booking..done...utility payments done...her uncle who arrives when we want to go out, sqat and kill us and our time...his birthday ...no... Then?!   Why date??? Lunch and evening tea went with spinning questions...reached home... Junior was playing in car park... Asked him....how is the weather in kitchen? Tornado... tsunami???... Boy told " all normal. Why?".." your mom asked me..what is the date today in the morning?"...
Boy smiled and told me..." I tore some sheets from calendar in morning...she was confused..".
Haaaa... Being husband is a tough job.

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सोमवार का व्रत पत्नी  ने रखा था,
 पति ने पुछा नवरात्री, करवा चौथ के व्रत तो करती ही हो अब ये सोमवार का व्रत क्यों????
पत्नी ने कहा शादी के बाद भी सोमवार का व्रत आपके लिए स्पष्ट चेतावनी है कि अगर ज्यादा चूं चपड़ की तो आपसे बेहतर की तलाश जारी है ।

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सभी शादी-शुदा मर्दों के लिए एक
जबरदस्त सुझाव:
जब आपका अपनी पत्नी से
झगडा हो जाए और वो लाख मनाने के बाद
भी आप से बात नहीं कर
रही हो तो....
रसोईघर में रखे सभी जार और बोतलों के ढक्कन
खूब ताकत लगाकर टाईट कर दें।
फिर देखिये कमाल!

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शॉपिग मॉल से बीवी को बिना
खरीद दारी के वापस घर ले आना भी एक प्रकार का
 "Art Of Living" ही है।
श्री श्री पतिपरमेश्वर

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पत्नी (पति से)- मैं बचूंगी नहीं मर जाऊंगी...
पति (पत्नी से)- मैं भी मर जाऊंगा!
पत्नी- मैं तो बीमार हूं इसलिए मर जाऊंगी लेकिन तुम किस लिए?
पति- मैं इतनी खुशी बर्दाश्त नहीं कर पाऊंगा!

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एक बार एक चिकन प्रेमी लड़की की एक मद्रासी से शादी हो गयी ।मद्रास जा कर रहने लगी ।
अब वहां उसे रोज दिक्कत आती थी एक तो भाषा आती नही ।
एक दिन पति ने उसे कहा की घर पर रोज चिकन की टांग पकाया करो  मुझे अच्छी लगती है ।
 पत्नी ने हामी भर दी और वो बाजर चिकन की टांग लेने गयी । अब उसे पता नही की कैसे बोलें मद्रासि में की चिकन कि टांग देदो और अच्छी मोटी देना ।
उसने अपना स्कर्ट उठाया और मोटी जांघ दिखा दी और चिकन की तरह इशारा कर दिया । दुकान्दार ने उसे चिकन की टांग देदी ।
अब वो रोज ऐसा करने लगी । जाती अपना स्कर्ट उठाती मोटी जांघे दिखाती और चिकन की और इशारा कर देती । उसका काम आसान हो गया ।
एक दिन उसकी केले की सब्जी बनाने की इच्छा  हुई तो वो अपने पति को बाजार साथ में ले गयी..और 😂😂😂😂😂😂
अबे हंस मत ठरकी दिमाग वाले .....😀😀😀😀😀😀.
पति तो मद्रासी था उसे मद्रासी आती थी

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पति :>- तुझमें रब दिखता है
यारा मैं क्या करूं...?.
..
पत्नी :::::>- करना क्या है ,
हर रोज़ माथा टेक कै
हजार का नोट
चढा दिया करो !!!

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Mummy - बेटा जरा पापा को बुलाना
बेटा पापा से
-चलो बुलावा आया है माता ने बुलाया है
पापा - जय माता दी...

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प्रतियोगिता में शर्त लगी थी की
ख़ुशी को 3 शब्दों में लिखो
सब पुस्तके पलटने लगे
मैंने लिखा " पत्नी मायके गई"
भाई साहब,, आयोजक मुझे स्टेज तक उठाके ले गए ,, जाके खूब सम्मान करा और बैंड बाजे से घर तक छोड़ गए।.......
अब घर के बाहर बैठा हूँ,, पत्नी दरवाजा नहीं खोल रही ..

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हम पति-पत्नी के बीच हर समय झगड़ा क्यों होता रहता है, मुझे तो समझ नहीं आता।
यदि आप समझ जाएं तो मुझे भी समझाइयेगा।

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किस्सा नं. (1)
मैं TV पर फिल्म देख रहा था।
बाजार से लौटी मेरी पत्नी ने पूछा- "क्या देख रहे हो...???"
"TV पर पड़ी हुई धूल" मैंने उत्तर दिया।
बस तुरंत झगड़ा शुरू हो गया

किस्सा नंबर (2)
मेरी पत्नी ने कहा-
"आज महंगी चीजें बिकने वाली किसी जगह पर ले चलो।"
मैं उसे पेट्रोल-पम्प पर ले गया
और झगड़ा शुरू हो गया।

किस्सा नंबर (3)
सर्राफा-बाजार से गुजरते हुए मेरी पत्नी ने कहा- "मेरा गले के लिए कुछ दिला दो।"
मैंने तुरंत एक केमिस्ट से स्ट्रेपसिल्स का पत्ता लेकर दे दिया
और हमारा झगड़ा  शुरू हो गया।

किस्सा नंबर (4)
एक दिन कार से कहीं घूमने के लिए जाते हुए मेरी पत्नी बोली-
"आज कहीं ऐसी जगह ले चलो जहां मैं बहुत समय से ना गई होउं।"
मैं उसे अपनी मां के घर ले गया
और उसका मेरा झगड़ा शुरू हो गया।

किस्सा नंबर(5)
एक दिन पत्नी बोली- "सामने वाले शर्मा जी ऑफिस से आते ही मिसेज शर्मा को गले लगते हैं, आप ऐसा क्यों नहीं करते...???"
"कर तो दूं.. मगर मिसेज शर्मा यदि बुरा मान गयी तो...!!
फिर झगड़ा"..!
अब आप ही बताओ क्या करूँ

तो बस ये ही कह सकता हूँ की.....

: ये शादी नहीं आसान ,
बस इतना समझ लीजिए ;

हरी मिर्च की टॉफी है ,
और चूस कर खानी है |

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जलते हुए रावण ने भीड से पूछा...
सालो!   तुम्हारी बीवी थोडे ही उठायी थी जो हर साल जलाते हो ।
भीड में से एक आदमी :-- हमारी नहीं उठायी थी इसलिए ही तो जलाते हैं…

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शादी से पहले:--निकम्मा हो गया है---बिलकुल बात नहीं सुनता----
बीवी👸🏻 आयेगी तो सुधर जाएगा।.
शादी के बाद:--- पहले तो हमारी सुनता भी था---
अब तो सिर्फ बीवी👸🏻 की ही सुनता है।

Inspirational and thoughtful lines in Hindi





"सफर का मजा लेना हो तो साथ में सामान कम रखिए

और

जिंदगी का मजा लेना हैं तो दिल में अरमान कम रखिए !!

👌👌👌👌👌😇😇

तज़ुर्बा है मेरा.... मिट्टी की पकड़ मजबुत होती है,

संगमरमर पर तो हमने .....पाँव फिसलते देखे हैं...!

👌👌👌👌😇😇

जिंदगी को इतना सिरियस लेने की जरूरत नही यारों,

यहाँ से जिन्दा बचकर कोई नही जायेगा!

जिनके पास सिर्फ सिक्के थे वो मज़े से भीगते रहे बारिश में ....

जिनके जेब में नोट थे वो छत तलाशते रह गए...

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

पैसा इन्सान को ऊपर ले जा सकता है;
           
लेकिन इन्सान पैसा ऊपर नही ले जा सकता......

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

कमाई छोटी या बड़ी हो सकती है....

पर रोटी की साईज़ लगभग  सब घर में एक जैसी ही होती है।


  :👌 शानदार बात👌


इन्सान की चाहत है कि उड़ने को पर मिले,

और परिंदे सोचते हैं कि रहने को घर मिले...
                 
‬👌👌👌👌👌😇😇

कर्मो' से ही पहेचान होती है इंसानो की...

महेंगे 'कपडे' तो,'पुतले' भी पहनते है दुकानों में !!..

😎😎😇😇😇
चंद लाइने पुरे ग्रुप के लीये…..

जिंदगी से हर पल एक मोज मिली,
कभी कभी नहीं हर रोज मिली.

बस एक अच्छा दोस्त मांगता था
जिन्दगी से…
पर मुझे तो पूरी विद्वानों की
फौज मिली।.
हमारा  group कोई वाशिंग पावडर
नहि है !
पहले ईस्तेमाल करे,  फिर विश्वास
करे !
हमारा group  तो LIC है !

          जिंदगी के साथ भी ,
          जिंदगी के बाद भी....

मुझे नही पता कि मैं एक बेहतरीन ग्रुप मेंबर हूँ या नही...
लेकिन मुझे पूरा यकीन है कि
मैं जिस ग्रुप में हूँ उसके सारे मेंबर...
बहुत बेहतरीन हैं......

Indians after a terrorist attack




Indians after a terrorist attack - 

Day 1-Go to war , Hit them hard , Blow them up , Smash them , Tear them apart , Cross  the line of control , Create Balochistan , Muh Todh Jawab , Jaw for a tooth , Ten heads for one . 

Day 2 - All our options are open , We will choose the place and time , We have a number of options , We will give them a befitting reply .

 Day 3 - Isolate them diplomatically , We will raise this issue at the United Nations , Get them declared a terrorist State . 

Day 4 - We have given them proof , We have prepared a Dossier , They have to take action against the perpetrators of this dastardly act .

 Day 5 - We will not play cricket with them , We will not allow their artists in our country . 

Day 6 - We must keep talking to the civilian government , The real culprits are the Army Generals . 

Day 7 - The people of Pakistan are good people , The real villains are ISI and the Army , We have a better cricket team than them , We will beat them in the world cup . 

Day 8 - Suno ji , I am getting late for office make my Tiffin fast , and yes be ready in the evening we will go for a movie , I have heard Amitabh Bachhan has acted really well in Pink , and we will have dinner outside , Wife says arrey nahi I have to watch Hum Safar the Pakistani serial , you know Fawad Khan is so good in it .

 And life goes on till the next terrorist attack for the same cycle to be repeated .

Shastro me likha hai





ये जो कुल्फी खाते हुये
एक हंथेली कुल्फी के नीचे लगाये रहते हो ना

 इसे ही गीता में *
मोह* बताया है.
😂😂😜😜😜
Or
और कुल्फी खतम होने के बाद भी जो डण्डी चाटते ही रहते हैं

इसे ही गीता में लोभ कहा है
🙏😀🙏

😂😂😜😜😜
और डण्डी फेकने के बाद , सामने वाले की कुल्फी देखकर सोचना कि उसकी खत्म क्यों नहीं हुई,

इसे गीता मे ईष्या कहा गया है,  ☺😂😀😌😋
और कुल्फी खतम होने से पहले डऩ्डी से नीचे गिर जाये और केवल डण्डी हाथ मे रह जाये तब तुम्हारे मन में जो आता है....                             😁  इसे ही गीता मे क्रोध कहा है 😳

और इसे पढ़कर जो हसी आती है उसे मोक्ष कहते है 😝
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ये जो नींद पूरी होने के बाद भी 3 घंटे तक बिस्तर पर मगरमच्छ की तरह पड़े रहते हो ना !
शास्त्रों में इसे ही आलस्य कहा गया है।
😜😝😂
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ये रेस्टोरेंट में खाने के बाद जो कनस्तर भरके सोंफ और मिश्री का बुक्का मारते हो ना !!
शास्त्रों में इसे ही "टुच्चापन" कहा है ।।
😂😝😜
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ये जो ताला लगाने के बाद उसे पकड़ कर खींचते हो ना !!

इसे ही शास्त्रों में 'भय' कहा गया है ।।
😜😝😂
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ये जो तुम WhatsApp पर मेसेज़ भेजने के बाद
बार बार दो नीली धारियाँ चेक
करते हो ना !

इसे ही शास्त्रों में 'उतावलापन' कहा गया है...
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वो जो तुम गोलगप्पे वाले से कभी मिर्च वाला 🙄 कभी सूखा 😬 कभी दही वाला 😑 कभी मीठी चटनी 🙁

वाला माँगते वक़्त उसे "भैया" बोलती हो ना..

बस इसी को शास्त्रों में "शोषण" कहा गया है  😂🐶
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र्बाइक चलाते हुए जो तुम तिरछी नजरों से गुजरने वाली हर लड़की को ताड़ते हो न,

शाश्त्रों में इसे ही छिछोरापन कहा गया है। 😝😜😂
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फ्रूटी खत्म होने के बाद ये जो आप स्ट्रा से सुड़प-सुड़प करके आखिरी बून्द तक पीने की कोशिश करते हो न....

शास्त्रो में इसे ही मृगतृष्णा कहा गया है😜😜
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ये जो तुम लोग केले 🍌 खरीदते वक्त, अंगूर 🍇 क्या भाव दिये ? बोल के 5-7 अंगूर खा जाते हो ना......शास्त्रो में इसे ही "अक्षम्य अपराध" कहा गया है।😂😂😜😜😜😜
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ये जो तुम.. भंडारे में बैठकर..

खाते हुए.. रायते वाले को आता देखकर..

जल्दी से.. रायता पी लेते हो....!!
.
.
शास्त्रो में.. इसे भी छल कहा गया है !!

Memories of love





There should be an invention that bottles up a memory like a perfume, and it never faded, never got stale, and whenever I wanted to I could uncork the bottle, and live the memory all over again.

DAPHNE DU MAURIER
Rebecca, 1938



The memories of long love gather like drifting snow, poignant as the mandarin ducks who float side by side in sleep.

LADY MURASAKI
The Tale of Genii, ca 1008



Remember me when I am gone away,
Gone far away into the silent land;
When you can no more hold me by the hand,
Nor I half turn to go yet turning stay

CHRISTINA ROSSETTI
"Remember," 1862



Rose leaves, when the rose is dead,
Are heaped for the beloved's bed;
And so thy thoughts, when thou art gone,
Love itself shall slumber on.

PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY
"Music When Soft Voices Die," 1824



Love makes up for the lack of long memories by a sort of magic. All other affections need a past; love creates a past which envelopes us, as if by enchantment.

BENJAMIN CONSTANT
Adolphe, 1816



And the best and the worst of this is
That neither is most to blame,
If you have forgotten my kisses
And I have forgotten your name.

ALGERNON CHARLES SWINBURNE
"An Interlude", 1866



When the lamp is shattered,
The light in the dust lies dead-
When the cloud is scattered
The rainbow's glory is shed.
When the lute is broken,
Sweet tones are remembered not;
When the lips have spoken,
Loved accents are soon forgot.

PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY
"Lines," 1824




Memory is to love what the saucer is to the cup.

ELIZABETH BOWEN
The House in Paris, 1935




I have forgot much, Cynara! gone with the wind, Flung roses, roses, riotously, with the throng, Dancing, to put thy pale, lost lilies out of mind.

ERNEST DOWSON
"Non sum Qualis Eram," 1896



Happly I think on thee,- and then my state,
Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Sonnet 29, c 1598

Romantic Quotes





Other men said they have seen angels, But I have seen thee And thou art enough.

I love you - those three words have my life in them.

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.

I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.

The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return.

Soul meets soul on lover's lips.

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand
what pain really is until you have lost it.

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.

....A simple I love you means more than money....

True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist,
Nor can it be hidden where it truly does.

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage...

To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

Life without love is like a tree
Without blossom and fruit.

I love thee, I love but thee
With a love that shall not die
Till the sun grows cold
And the stars grow old.

Love is like war,
Easy to begin but hard to end.

Seduce my mind and you can have my body,
Find my soul and I'm yours forever.

So dear I love him that with him,
All deaths I could endure.
Without him, live no life.

Love is like a friendship caught on fire.
In the beginning a flame, very pretty,
Often hot and fierce,
But still only light and flickering.
As love grows older,
Our hearts mature
And our love becomes as coals,
Deep-burning and unquenchable.

I have loved to the point of madness;
That which is called madness,
That which to me,
Is the only sensible way to love.

She walks in beauty,
Like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes.

Your voice makes me tremble inside
And your smile is an invitation
For my imagination to go wild.

One word frees us
Of all the weight and pain in life,
That word is Love

I have learned not to worry about love;
But to honor its coming with all my heart.

To love a person is to learn the song
That is in their heart,
And to sing it to them
When they have forgotten.

Did my heart love till now?
Forswear it sight,
For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.

The most precious possession that ever comes
To a man in this world
Is a woman's heart.

And think not you can
Direct the course of love,
For love,
If it finds you worthy,
Directs your course.

Love is a wonderful thing.
You never have to take it away
From one person to give it to another.
There's always more than enough to go around.

Love asks me no questions,
And gives me endless support...

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature
To stop speech when words become superfluous.

Love is like a rumor,
Everyone talks about it,
But no one truly knows.

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate
Before it has cooled off.
It takes you by surprise at first,
But keeps you warm for a long time.

My love for you is a journey;
Starting at forever,
And ending at never.

Love is a haunting melody
That I have never mastered
And I fear I never will.

A fool in love makes no sense to me.
I only think you are a fool
If you do not love.

Once in awhile,
Right in the middle of an ordinary life,
Love gives us a fairy tale.


True poets don't write
Their thoughts with a pen...
They release the ink that flows
From within their heart.

The only things in life you regret,
Are the risks that you didn't take.

You love simply because you cannot help it.

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.

Hearts are not to be had as a gift
earts are to be earned...

True love doesn't have a happy ending:
True love doesn't have an ending.

You don't love a woman because she's beautiful,
She is beautiful because you love her.

Love is not a matter of counting the years...
But making the years count.

Only love let's us see normal things
In an extraordinary way.

A heart that loves is always young.

To get the full value of joy
You must have someone to divide it with.

Love doesn't sit there like a stone.
It has to be made like bread;
Remade all the time,
...Made new.

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep;
The more I give to thee
The more I have,
For both are infinite.

Love is that condition in which
The happiness of another person
Is essential to your own.

I only wish to be the fountain of love
From which you drink,
Every drop promising eternal passion.

If I know what love is,
It is because of you.

You may only be one person to the world
But you may also be the world to one person.

A part of you has grown in me.
And so you see, it's you and me
Together forever and never apart,
Maybe in distance, but never in heart.

Age does not protect us from love,
But love to some extent protects us from age.

You can give without loving,
But you cannot love without giving.

There are no guarantees.
From the viewpoint of fear,
None are strong enough.
From the viewpoint of love,
None are necessary.

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.

Love has no other desire but to fulfill itself
But if your love and must needs have desires,
Let these be your desires:-
To melt and be like a running brook
That sings its melody to the night.
To know the pain of too much tenderness.
To be wounded by your own understanding of love;
And to bleed willingly and joyfully.
To wake at dawn with a winged heart
And give thanks for another day of loving;
To rest at the noon hour and meditate love's ecstasy;
To return home at eventide with gratitude;
And then to sleep with a prayer
For the beloved in your heart
And a song of praise upon your lips.

Husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. After all, no one ever hated his own body, but he feeds and cares for it .. For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh.

Love doesn't make the world go round,
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love me without fear
Trust me without questioning
Need me without demanding
Want me without restrictions
Accept me without change
Desire me without inhibitions
For a love so free....
Will never fly away.

Love is a burning desire,
That makes your heart light on fire,
Love is being with you,
Someone saying I love you too,
Love is your tender kiss,
Something you don't want to miss,
Love is you and me,
And that is all I see.

If I go away
What would still remain of me?
The ghost within your eyes?
The whisper in your sighs?
You see...Believe
And I'm always there.

The greatest weakness of most humans
Is their hesitancy to tell others,
How much they love them
While they're alive.

My love, you know you are my best friend.
You know that I'd do anything for you
And my love, let nothing come between us.
My love for you is strong and true.

I sought for Love
But Love ran away from me.
I sought my Soul
But my Soul I couldn't see.
Then I sought You,
And I found all three.

The best feelings are those that
Have no words to describe them....

Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.

We are all born for love...
it is the principle existence and it's only end.

We can only learn to love by loving.

May no gift be too small to give,
nor too simple to receive,
which is wrapped in thoughtfulness
and tied with love.

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.

The minute I heard my first love story,
I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was.
Lovers don't finally meet somewhere.
They're in each other all along.

Love is a fruit in season at all times,
and within the reach of every hand.

Since love grows within you, so beauty grows.
For love is the beauty of the soul.

What the heart gives away is never gone ...
It is kept in the hearts of others.

The human heart, at whatever age,
opens to the heart that opens in return.

Accept the things
To which fate binds you and
Love the people with whom fate
Brings you together
But do so with all your heart.

Love, you know, seeks to make happy rather than to be happy.

Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.

The night has a thousand eyes, And the day but one;
Yet the light of the bright world dies, With the dying sun.
The mind has a thousand eyes, And the heart but one;
Yet the light of a whole life dies, When love is done.

Paradise is always where love dwells.

True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart.

The greatest tragedy of life is not that men perish,
but that they cease to love.

Romantic love is a passionate spiritual-emotional-sexual attachment between a man and a woman that reflects a high regard for the value of each other's person.

Listening is an attitude of the heart, a genuine desire to be with another which both attracts and heals.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
While loving someone deeply gives you courage.

Even though there may be times
It seems I'm far away
Never wonder where I am
'Cause I am always by your side.

Things base and vile, holding no quantity,
Love can transpose to form and dignity.
Love looks not with the eye, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason - and indeed all the sweets of life.

Love does not die easily.
It is a living thing.
It thrives in the face
of all life's hazards,
save one--neglect.

Some pray to marry the man they love,
my prayer will somewhat vary:
I humbly pray to Heaven above
that I love the man I marry.

The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of another's heart, or its flame burns low.

The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

All love that has not friendship for its base,
is like a mansion built upon the sand.

Love is the emblem of eternity: it confounds all notion of time: effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

The life and love we create is the life and love we live.

Love looks through a telescope; envy through a microscope.

For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.

Love puts the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in the heart.

A goal, a love and a dream give you total control over your body and your life.

Opposites attract, but after marriage, opposites attack. Most of the time, we are attracted to people who don't have the things that we have. Incompatibility is why we get married, but it's also used as a reason to divorce.
Incompatibility is just a lack of communication. If we just try to love [our spouse] the way we want to be loved, we are in trouble. Unless you communicate, it's difficult to know how to love another person.

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

Just because someone doesn't love you
in the way you want them to,
doesn't mean that they don't love you
with all they've got.

Love withers with predictability; its very essence is surprise and amazement. To make love a prisoner of the mundane is to take its passion and lose it forever.

Smile at each other, smile at your wife,
smile at your husband, smile at your children,
smile at each other--it doesn't matter who it is--
and that will help you to grow up in greater love
for each other.

A man falls in love through his eyes,
a woman through her ears.

Love knows no reasons,
love knows no lies.
Love defies all reasons,
love has no eyes.
But love is not blind,
love sees but doesn't mind.

Love is sometimes denied, sometimes lost,
sometimes unrecognized, but in the end,
always found with no regrets, forever valued
and kept treasured.

Sometimes we let affection,
go unspoken,
Sometimes we let our love
go unexpressed,
Sometimes we can't find words to tell
our feelings,
Especially towards those
we love the best.

The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a growing depth, beauty and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvellous thing; it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of divine accident, and the most wonderful of all things in life.

Love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person. Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.

Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.

Love does not consist in gazing at each other
but in looking together in the same direction.

You come to love not by finding the perfect person,
but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

Love is always bestowed as a gift --
freely, willingly, and without expectation....
We don't love to be loved; we love to love.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable.

Inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to be understood by someone who really cares. When a person is understood, he or she can put up with almost anything in the world.

True happiness and a fullness of joy can be found only in the tender and intimate relationships of the family. However earnestly we may seek success and happiness outside the home through work, leisure activities, or large bank accounts, we will never be fully satisfied emotionally until we develop deep and loving relationships.

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.

What we need to know about loving is no great mystery. We all know what constitutes loving behavior; we need but act upon it, not continually question it. Over-analysis often confuses the issue and in the end brings us no closer to insight. We sometimes become too busy classifying, separating, and examining, to remember that love is easy. It's we who make it complicated.

Romantic love reaches out in little ways, showing attention and admiration. Romantic love remembers what pleases a woman, what excites her, and what surprises her. Its actions whisper: you are the most special person in my life.

From every human being there rises a light that reaches straight to heaven. And when two souls that are destined to be together find each other, their streams of light flow together, and a single brighter light goes forth from their united being.

It is the things in common
that make relationships enjoyable,
but it is the little differences
that make them interesting.

Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself.

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key.

The heart is the place where we live our passions. It is frail and easily broken, but wonderfully resilient. There is no point in trying to deceive the heart. It depends upon our honesty for its survival.

There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.

Love is an act of endless forgiveness
A tender look which becomes a habit.

The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.

The courses of true love never did run smooth.

But true love is a durable fire,
In the mind ever burning,
Never sick, never old, never dead,
From itself never turning.

Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to new understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom.
Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon.
They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same.

Enduring Love



Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the Hoods drown it.
SONG OF SOLOMON 8:7


And o'er the hills and far away
Beyond their utmost purple rim,
Beyond the night, across the day,
Through all the world she followed him.

ALFRED, LORD TENNYSON
"The Day Dream," 1842



Lie to me. Tell me that all these years you've waited. Tell me.

PHILIP YORDAN,
Johnny Guitar, 1954



Sometimes idiosyncrasies which used to he irritating become endearing, part of the complexity of a partner who has become woven deep into our own selves.

MADELEINE L'ENGLE
Two-Part Invention, 1988



Even when the first wild desire is gone, especially then, there is an inherent need for good manners and consideration, for the pulling forth of effort. Two courteous and civilized human beings out of the loneliness of their souls owe that to each other.

lLKA CHASE
In Bed We Cry, 1943



When we are not in love too much, we are not in love enough.

COMTE DE BUSSY-RABUTIN
Histoire Amoureuse des Gaules: Maximes d' Amour,1665



"Nothing, so it seems to me", said the stranger, "is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life…The love of the young for the young, that is the beginning of life. But the love of the old for the old, that is the beginning of-of things longer.

JEROME K. JEROME
The Passing of the Third Floor Back, 1908



She cannot fade, though thou hast not thy bliss. Forever wilt thou love and she be fair.

JOHN KEATS
Ode on a Grecian Urn, 1820



As fair art thou, my bonie lass,
So deep in luve am I,
And I will luve thee still, my dear,
Till a' the seas gang dry

ROBERT BURNS
"My Luve Is Like a Red Red Rose" (derived from folksongs), 1796



Escape me?
Never-
Beloved!
While I am I, and you are you.

ROBERT BROWNING
"Life in a Love," 1855



None shall part us from each other,
One in life and death are we:
All in all to one another- Ito thee and thou to me!

SIR WILLIAM S. GILBERT
Iolanthe, 1882



My bounty is as boundless as the sea, My love as deep; the more I give to thee, The more I have, for both are infinite.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Romeo and Julliet, 1595



True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity

HELEN ROWLAND
A Guide to Men, 1922

Some More love lines and quotes sms and whatsapp messages



Open your eyes, open your heart.

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me lay an invincible summer.

Love unexpressed is a crime against the heart.

The walls in your heart should be made of glass to let the light shine through.

The language of love is the real language of the world.

Listen to the love around you. Your ears are open even if your mind is closed.

Make all communication, clear open and honest.

Love-longing-impatience-irritation-resentment-no love.

I am willing and able so I throw my cards on your table.

The best thing is knowing exactly where you stand.

Remember the universe is watching. Do the right thing. Be kind.

Tears are a gift from god. Tears are for memory, for without them how could we remember ourselves.

Trust the one who hesitates and thinks before they deliver their response.

Love is silent more often then not.

No fight .No winners. No losers.

Love is a conversation without end that leads to the silence of eternity. Love is immortal.

Falling in love reminds you that nothing else matters.

All love is based on the search for spirit.

The face of love is kind.

See reality with the eye in your heart not the eye in your head.

The highest act of love is to want the best for someone in the highest, purest way.

There is no distance between two hearts.

Take heart - and follow it.

Giving: It's a question fm balance.

Commitment equals conscious choice, consistency and continuity.

Freedom is love inaction.

Give from the heart not because you have to but because you want to and because you can.

Love connects us.

It what's going on in your head that's important, not what's going on in theirs.

Marriage is simply continuity. Its all about the same parallel lives of two people who have the same outlook and vision and have agreed to, and are prepared to, face it alone, together.

Life is eternal. Love is immortal,

Fairytales are people too.

Each of us to our personal destiny. Navigate with and by love and discover your highest self.

Remove all obstacles to love.
Cultivate independence.
Direct positive thoughts.
Inner strength and love for all things.
Find your true centre first.
Become whole together.

It's survival of the fittest in matters of the heart. Have you been training.

Like plants, we need to be free to reach the light and rain -love and awareness - in order to grow.

When two paths open before you, you should always choose the hardest one

Take care. When you have something -a pet, a car, a home, your body, a relationship, you have to maintain it. It is your responsibility.

Respect your body. You've only got one.

Be a life adventurer.

Everything moves, nothing stays, and I should not hold on.

Love protects us. Use love to wrap yourself in and you can be a warrior in all areas of your life Love has always been. Be yourself, be love and be a survivor.

Sometimes it is a relief to find you are not in love.

As one takes off, another one lands!!

What's not to love?

Be the ultimate dancing partner
Step lightly
Smile confidently
Tread warily
Move gracefully
Bend softly
Lift reverently
Observe carefully
Follow knowingly
Dip thoughtfully
Fall gently
Hold regularly
Merge willingly
Swap occasionally
Shift rhythmically
Twist brilliantly
Sway intuitively
Hesitate rarely
Connect beautifully
Release frequently
Understand perfectly

The art of love. Your natural state is pure and it must be protected. As it is with nature, so it is with you.

Love by the way you walk, the way you sit, the way you eat.

Free will is a treasure. How much you exercise it reflects how much you love yourself.

When you are in love with life nothing is to hard. Everything has freshness and reason, and all is as it is.

Imagination is more important that knowledge.

A kiss is never just a kiss. There's a whole universe of meaning contained in a kiss.

Surrender to your bliss.

Intensity leads to vulnerability leads to strength.

If you want to experience love, you have to take the risk. Love's always worth the risk.

Sometime what seems real is really fake.

In order to win you must expect to win.

Be you own best friend.

100% real

The ultimate symbol of love is the cross. The cross represents the path of love. Each time is a chance to go the way of love. It equals the crossroads of your life.

Nothing goes by you that is for you.

Dream on do in pursuit of your dream. The dunes are changed by the wind but the desert never changes That's the way it will be with our love for each other. If I am part of your dream you'll come back one day.

Love is permanent. It stays in the heart. Once you have had it, you can have it again.

An act of love is one that comes directly from the heart for no reason other than to fulfil itself, an action done just for the sake of it.

Make each day count -one per day - even in the smallest way.

To be a princess is to play at life. To be a queen is to be a serious player. Most of us play a little of both. The purpose of life as a women is to ascend to the throne and rule with the heart.

Love means being able to say sorry - a lot. It is also having to hear somebody else's apology in turn and then graciously accepting it.

Tolerance is the total acceptance of others uniqueness.

"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."

"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."

"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."

"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."

"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."

"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."

"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."

"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."

"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen."

"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"

"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."

"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."

"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."

"To love another person is to see the face of God."

"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."

"When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe."

"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

"The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time."

"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."

"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."

"There is no remedy for love but to love more."

"Blushing is the color of virtue."

"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."

"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."

"Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor... Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting."

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

"Don't forget to love yourself."

"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..."

"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"

"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."

"You call it madness, but I call it love."

"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."

"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."

"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."

"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."

"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

"Within you I lose myself
Without you I find myself
Wanting to be lost again."

"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

"We all want to fall in love. Why? Because that experience makes us feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon. But that doesn't diminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of our lives."

"Relationships--of all kinds--are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost."

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood."

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."

Love Quotes


Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's
called falling in love, because you don't force
yourself to fall, you just fall.

~ Unknown ~

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Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

~ Unknown ~

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It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone, and an day to love someone...
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

~ Unknown ~

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It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy
with someone else, but it's more painful to know that
the one you love is unhappy with you.

~ Unknown ~

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If love is the answer,
can you please repeat the question?

~ Unknown ~

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Faith makes all things possible.
Love makes them easy.

~ Unknown

I believe that to truly Love, is the ultimate
expression of the will to live. A heart that
truly loves is forever young.

~ Unknown ~

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Love makes life so confusing, but without love
would you really want to live?

~ Unknown ~

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Do you love me because I am beautiful
or am I beautiful because I am loved?

~ Unknown ~

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Love me now, love me never,
but if you love me, love me forever.

~ Unknown ~

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Three things of life that are most valuable -
Love, self-confidence & friends.

~ Unknown ~

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To the world you may be just one person,
but to one person you may be the world.

~ Unknown ~

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Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.

~ Unknown ~

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Who do you turn to when the only person
in the world that can stop you from crying,
is exactly the one making you cry?

~ Unknown ~

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He taught me how to love,
but not how to stop.

~ Unknown ~

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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.

~ Unknown ~

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We come to love not by finding a perfect person,
but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

~ Unknown ~

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Many a young lady does not realize just how strong
her love for a young man is until he fails to pass
the approval test with her parents.

~ Unknown ~

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Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her
than a man she loves.

~ Unknown ~

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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says 'For the woman I love' and the second, 'For my best friend.'

~ Unknown ~

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A good marriage is like a casserole,
only those responsible for it really
know what goes in it.

~ Unknown ~

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No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

~ Unknown ~

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Love, true love, is that which can give the most
without asking or demanding anything in return.

~ Mazie Hammond ~

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Where there is love, there is God also.

~ Leo Tolstoy ~

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All, everything that I understand,
I understand only because I love.

~ Leo Tolstoy ~

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Love cures people -- both the ones who give it
and the ones who receive it.

~ Dr. Karl énage ~

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One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
That word is love.

~ Sophocles ~

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It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship
and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual
affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it
will not be created for years or even generations.

~ Khalil Gibran ~

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When they asked me what I loved most about life,
I smiled and said you.

~ Tina ~

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Just because you know someone doesn't mean you love them,
and just because you don't know people doesn't mean you can't
love them. You can fall in love with a complete stranger in a
heartbeat, if God planned that route for you. So open your heart
to strangers more often. You never know when God will throw
that pass at you.

~ Heather Grove ~

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Love... What is love? Love is to love someone
for who they are, who they were, and who they will be.

~ Chris Moore ~

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Why do you say you love me,
if you are only going to leave me?

~ Julia ~

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Love is like a river, always changing,
but always finding you again somewhere
down the road.

~ Kelly Elaine ~

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Love is a language spoken by everyone,
but understood only by a heart.

~ Shirley Rindani ~

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People need love even when they don't deserve it.

~ Nikki Ledbetter ~

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For every word you say,
another piece of my heart you take.

~ Tiara Johnson ~

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Maybe God put a few bad people in your life,
so when the right one came along you'd be thankful.

~ Andrea Kiefer ~

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Love the heart that hurts you,
But never hurt the heart that loves you.

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Love me for a reason,
let the reason be love.

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It doesn't take a reason to love someone,
but it does to like someone. You don't love
someone because you want to, you love someone
because you are destined too. It's because you
fall in Love with them, that you then try to
find a reason, but you always come up with
the answer, No reason!

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Love is the beginning of all the joy
which nature has store for us.

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Never say goodbye when you still want to try.
Never give up when you still feel you can take it.
Never say you don't love a person when you can't let go.

~ Dons ~

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Say I love you and mean it,
don't just say it cause you can.

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Inspirational and motivational sms whatsapp messages

"जो मुस्कुरा रहा है, उसे दर्द ने पाला होगा...,
जो चल रहा है, उसके पाँव में छाला होगा...,
बिना संघर्ष के इन्सान चमक नहीं सकता, यारों...,
जो जलेगा उसी दिये में तो, उजाला होगा...।

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💎: "उदास होने के लिए उम्र पड़ी है,
"नज़र उठाओ सामने ज़िंदगी खड़ी है,
"अपनी हँसी को होंठों से न जाने देना!
"क्योंकि आपकी मुस्कुराहट के पीछे
             दुनिया पड़ी है

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84 लाख जीवो में
एक मानव ही धन कमाता है॥
अन्य कोई जीव कभी भूखा नहीं मरा
और मानव का कभी पेट नहीं भरा!

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गाँव में नीम के पेड़ कम हो रहे है घरों में कड़वाहट बढती जा रही है !
जुबान में मीठास कम हो रही है , शरीर मे शुगर बढती जा रही है !

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Reflection cannot be
seen in boiling water.
Similarly,
Solution can not be
seen with a disturbed mind.
Meditate....
Be silent...
and you will find solution
for all your problems"..
Open your Eye..&
Close your  "I".

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हर रोज एंजॉय का ग्राफ बढ़ाओ,,,,,,,,
एन्जियोग्राफी जीवन में नही करानी पड़ेगी

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उम्र जाया कर दी औरों
के वजूद में नुक़्स
निकालते-निकालते,
इतना खुद को तराशते
तो खुदा हो जाते..

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मैंने एक बुजुर्ग से पूछा •••
किस क्षेत्र में अच्छा कॅरियर बन
सकता है ?
उन्होने उत्तर दिया •••
इंसान बनो,
इसमें फिलहाल बहुत स्कोप है,
और
कॉम्पिटिशन तो बिल्कुल भी नहीं है !!

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When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust.

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" गीता " मे लिखा है ,
निराश मत होना ,
कमजोर तेरा वक्त है ,
" तु " नही ।✍

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सुख मेरा काँच सा था,
ना जाने कितनों को चुभ गया..

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Perception makes the difference👍🏻
Interviewer: How long will you have to work to buy BMW?
Doctor: I think I can buy one in 6 months of my practice.
MBA: I need about 9 months of work.
Engineer: At least a year of work.
Marwadi : I think... about 5 years.
Interviewer: Why so long?
Marwadi: Well, it's a big company.

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