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Pussy, चूत, choot, chut, vagina, boor, fuddi - Text sms whatsapp jokes, shayris and lines

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गुरु जी बोले, "जो घिसेगा अच्छी तरह तो महकेगा चन्दन की तरह"। चेला बोला, "गुरू जी फिर चूत में से बदबू क्यों आती है?

*चाय ठंडी चलेगी..* *रोटी सुखी चलेगी.. लेकीन....*                   *चूत टाइट चाहीये

ना बोतल पे सब्सीड़ी🍻 ना  चकने पे छूट😐 ऐसे बजट की माँ की चूत

भुलाना पड़ता है  अपना वजूद, तब जाकर मिलती है,  छोटी सी चूत !!!!

चूत सी थी वो  कभी मिली ही नहीं

ये लाइफ ओके वाले सावधान इंडिया का नाम बदलकर "चूत का चक्कर मौत से टक्कर" क्यों नहीं रख लेते

चूत चूहे की तरह ही होती है जब तक छीपी रहेगी सेफ रहेगी वरना मारी जाएगी ।। 👙 लेकिन हम रंडीओं की चूत शेरनी हे खुले में घूम के लंड का शिकार करती 

हर किसी को नहीं मिलता यहां प्यार जिंदगी में,. किसी किसी को सीधे चूत मिल जाती है।।

मज़ार पे बैठी थी एक चिड़िया चिड़िया ने दिया मूत.... खिलजी की अम्मी का भोसड़ा और भंसाली की माँ की चूत

""पूछेगा अगर खुदा तो कहूँगा हाँ हुई थी मोहब्बत, मगर जिसके साथ हुई वो उसके काबिल ना थी"" *अर्थात कवि को नायिका ने चूत नही दी*

जब तक न मिले #चूत की ठोकर ऐ दोस्त,😢 हर किसी को अपने #ल…

Valentine's Day romantic messages

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It is the red rose and falling hearts day, when newspapers, magazines and love websites are all filled with valentines love messages. These romantic valentine's love messages are the sweetest way of expressing the deepest feelings of your heart to your someone special. Well, the means of sending them varies from person to person. Some use their cell phone to message cute valentine text message, while others choose to write them in beautiful handwriting in the greeting cards.

If you are not very clear about the kind of message you would like to write for your sweetheart, then check out the following romantic messages for your valentine and see their miraculous effects: - Hi sweetie pie, I love you so much that I can't even express it properly. I love youYou are my special friend I love u from the core of my heart, I'll always keep you near. I love u from the bottom of my…

Valentine's Day sms messages

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Romantic Valentine SMS
No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.
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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.
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U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.
And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!
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Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentines Day.
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If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.
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Let's share the world
A sea is…

Valentine's Day Love Quotes by famous personalities

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Select from our collection of famous Valentine's Day Love Quotes to express your love. Written by some popular writers, these quotations will never fail to convey your love and impress your Valentine. You can also quote these lines on a Valentines day card and greet your loved one. These romantic, passionate and thought provoking quotes will surely make your beloved feel like an angel in your life.
Quotes Defining Love?
Attention is the most basic form of love, through it we bless and are blessed. John Tarrant
Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day. Nicholas Sparks
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. Peter Ustinov
Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Elizabeth Browning
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. Voltaire
Love is an irresistible desir…

Valentine's Day love reasons and confessing ideas

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1. I love you for the way you complete my thoughts; for the way we complete each other's sentences.
2. I love you cause you'll never give up on me.
3. I love you for the way you look at me.
4. I love your twinkling mischievous eyes.
5. I love you because I can't imagine a day without you
6. I love you because you made me complete
7. I love you because you are always there through thick and thin.
8. I love you because even fixing a car is fun with you by my side.
9. I love you for the way we share beautiful sunsets together.
10. I love you for the strong coffee you make for me every morning.
11. I love you for the way we talk the whole night long and then cuddle up to the sunrise.
12. I love you because every time I close my eyes I see only you.
13. I love you because I trust you more than myself.
14. I love you for the way you make me laugh.
15. I love you for your thoughtful and sensitive nature.
16. I love you for the way you perfectly fit in my arms.
17. I love you for…

21 best quotes for Valentine's Day

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I'm going to love you till the heavens start to rain, and the stars fall from the sky.
You are like a pizza. every slice of you is perfect
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.
Like alcohol to the alcoholic, Like chocolate to the chocoholic, You are the [name] to the [name]holic.
Life without you is like words without vowels... you need ’em to make it complete
When I look at you my heart starts dancing on my tongue, 'cause it's too much for my chest to handle!
You're the person that I can trust with everything. There isn't a thing in the world I would doubt telling you about because I trust you with my whole heart.
I love you with every inch of my body, with every ounce of my soul, with every beat of my heart.
I miss you when I'm not with you....when I'm not with you all I do is think about you...when I think about you I just want to be with you....and when I'm with …

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