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Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

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1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Ganesh Chaturthi greetings, wishes, sms text, whatsapp, facebook, twitter, text messages

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May Lord Ganesha
remove all Obstacles of your life;
Provide you with auspicious beginnings;
Inspire you with creativity;
And
Bless you with intellect and wisdom.
Subh GANESH CHATURTHI

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May the God of Fresh Beginnings Bless U & Ur families with health & wealth, peace & prosperity 🙏 Have a nice day !!

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Iss baar ke GANPATI bhut special hai
Kyu ki Teacher's Day ko aa rahe h....
Aur Engineer's Day ko ja rahe h
"Iska matlab h ki Ganpati bappa School me Admissions leke Engineer banke hi Jayenge...."

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गणेश जी का रूप निराला है,
चेहरा भी कितना भोला भाला है,
जिसे भी आती है कोई मुसीबत,
उसे इन्ही ने तो संभाला है,
जय श्री गणेशा…
गणेश चतुर्थी की शुभकामनाये!

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धरती पर बारिश की बुँदे बरसे,
आप के ऊपर अपनों का प्यार बरसे,
“गणेशजी” से बस यही दुआ है,
आप ख़ुशी के लिए नहीं,
ख़ुशी आप के लिए तरसे…

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आप का और खुशियों का,
जनम जनम का साथ हो,
आपकी तरक्की की,
हर किसी की ज़ुबान पर बात हो,
जब भी कोई मुश्किल आये,
माय फ्रेंड गणेशा आप के साथ हो…

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वक्रतुण्ड महाकाय सुर…

100 wonderful Ganesh Chaturthi wishes, greetings, text, sms, whatsapp, facebook, twitter messages

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1. May the blessings of Lord Ganesh be always upon you. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

2. May the divine blessings of Lord Ganesh bring you eternal bliss. Protect you from evil and fulfil your wishes today and always. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

3. Wishing that Lord Ganesha fills your home with prosperity and fortune. Best Wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi.

4. The Lord Ganesha brings peace, happiness and prosperity to you and your family. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

5. May Shree Ganesh bless you and fulfil all your dreams. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

6. Good luck, good fortune, wealth and prosperity... May you be blessed with all these and more on Ganesh Chaturthi. Om Sri Ganeshaya Namaha!

7. May you find all the delights of life. May your all dreams come true. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

8. Wishing you a blessed and Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

9. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi. May the Lord Vighna Vinayaka removes all obstacles and showers you with bounties...

10. Sending across my prayers and warm wishes to you and your fa…

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