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New trains have been announced today in the name of celebrities.....



New trains have been announced today in the name of celebrities.....

Modi Express 
Will not stop anywhere till it reaches the destination.

Bappi Lahiri Express 
Pull chain, another chain will be seen behind it.

Ekta Kapoor Express 
Will come three times on the same platform in slow motion.

Amir Khan Express 
Will run once in a year and pick the passengers as per its choice.

Salman Khan Express 
Can run on footpath.

Manmohan Express
One and only silent train.

Dhoni Express 
95% journey @ 10km/hr and remaining 5% @ 400km/hr.

Mamata Express 
Train will run in the opposite direction of destination.

Rahul Gandhi Express  
Will get derailed repeatedly.

Congress Express
An experienced driver in each coach, driver of engine on leave.

Amit Shah Express 
Covers the whole country except Delhi.

Kejriwal Express 
Sure to start but no guarantee it will reach destination...could stop midway if driver decides to abandon train.

& finally, Indian Railways Ki 'Shaan,

Rajnikant Express 

Train will remain static at one place and stations will come and go !

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