New trains have been announced today in the name of celebrities.....
Will not stop anywhere till it reaches the destination.
Bappi Lahiri Express
Pull chain, another chain will be seen behind it.
Ekta Kapoor Express
Will come three times on the same platform in slow motion.
Amir Khan Express
Will run once in a year and pick the passengers as per its choice.
Salman Khan Express
Can run on footpath.
One and only silent train.
95% journey @ 10km/hr and remaining 5% @ 400km/hr.
Train will run in the opposite direction of destination.
Rahul Gandhi Express
Will get derailed repeatedly.
An experienced driver in each coach, driver of engine on leave.
Amit Shah Express
Covers the whole country except Delhi.
Sure to start but no guarantee it will reach destination...could stop midway if driver decides to abandon train.
& finally, Indian Railways Ki 'Shaan,
Train will remain static at one place and stations will come and go !