==>Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
==>When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
==>Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
==>Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
==>Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
==>The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
==>Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
==>Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!
==>Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
==>There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!
==> Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.
==> Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
==> Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
==> Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.
==> When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,….he turns the dark off.
==> Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.
==> Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
==> Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
==> Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.
==> Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
==> When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
==> Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
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