Fresh non-veg Sms Messages



In a bus stand one man and one woman go to bathroom. After finish everything. He comes from gent's toilet and she come from ladies toilet.

Four men in a prison cell. A rapist a murder a psycho and a gay.
Rapist says: if there was a cat here I do fuck it till dies.
The murderer says: once you're done with it. I do torture it to death.
The pushy: once it's dead I do fuck it till I die.
The gay in the corner very softly says: meaow.

Truth behind oral sex: 5000 men were asked what they liked best about receiving oral sex.
3% liked the warmth of the lips on the cock.
4% enjoyed the sensation of the cock getting moist by lips and tongue.
92& appreciated as it keep the woman silent.

Normal lover: shall I sleep on you boobs?
Girl: stupid.
Mentos lover: shall I feel your heart beat.
Girl: come dear..

A man was arrested in a political rally. Why? Because, he saw a journalist girl with a badge on her breast written PRESS He did it.

How does a cricket commentator describe a nude girl? No cover, no extra cover, two silly point and deep gully between two fine legs and a little grass on pitch.

On a hot date- movie ticket-600, dinner-2000 fuel-300, popcorn, coffee, etc-300 stay for your night-2000 and your girlfriend says she's got her periods and the fucking expression on your face is priceless. There is something money can't buy.

What is common between a pen drive and vagina? Both are capable to sore large data in a small place.

Big queue in front of a library just because of a simple spelling mistake on its notice board which read: borrow boobs for fun.

Girl: please come home for dinner.
Boy feels happy, goes to a pharmacist and asks him how to use condoms.
That night he was shocked to see her parents at home.
Girl: come in. don't stand out. I never thought you are so shy.
Boy: and I never thought your father was a pharmacist.

Bra, panty and insurance? They all provide minimum cover to maximum risk areas.

A man sad story: last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me, my kids dint. I went for work, my friends dint. I entered my cabin. My P.A said happy birthday boss. I felt special. She asked me for lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. There she said do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a min? Ok I said nervously. She came out a few minutes later with large cake, followed by wife, kids and friends and I was waiting for her, sitting on the couch naked.

Shopkeeper: madam this panty and this bra will look nice on you.
Lady: how can you be so sure?
Shopkeeper: I have done diploma in interior design.

What's the geographical definition of sex? It's an action done by Poland into Holland between Thailand, occasionally with a little help from Greece.

Girl: in a month all the days I can kiss you except that three days.
Boy: why? Girl: in that three days I will be very week so I can't hug and kiss you.
Boy: if you spend 5 minutes with me in bed room? I can postpone your periods to next 10 months.

A baby boy and a baby girl in a bath tub having a bath.
Girl looks down at the boy and says, can I touch it?
Boy: no way..! You have already broken yours.

90 year man: my 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion.
Doctor: I will tell a story, once a hunter in hurry took an umbrella instead of gun. He saw a lion and lifts the umbrella and pulls the handle the lion dead.
Old man: that s impossible someone else must shot it.
Doctor: exactly, now you understand.

After the postmortem doctor came home and said to his wife: today is an important day in my life. I saw an 18 inch penis.
Wife: what Joseph is died?

A boy went to his dad's friend home late night uncle offered him to sleep in baby's room boy refused due to baby crying nature and went to sleep in TV lounge next morning he saw a beautiful girl at the breakfast table.
Boy: who are you?
Girl: I am baby. You?
Boy: I am stupid.

Eight years old son: dad what is sex?
Dad gets tensed but explains everything to him.
kid: but dads how do I write all that's in this small box of school admission form.

For years he thought he was good at sex, but then he found his wide had asthma.

No matter how much you press it, shake it, rotate it, slap it, strangle it and pull it, the last drop of urine will always fall in your underwear.

Rape is not a crime; it's just a surprise sex.

Teacher: name some films that have almost same stories?
Student: blue film.

A TV was interviewing a girl.
Interviewer: what's the first thing you do after getting up in the morning?
Girl: I get up and go home.

The history sir was on leave, so the science sir was asked to prepare the exam paper.
1st question: describe first Rani with a neat diagram and label her parts.

Behind every successful man there is a woman but behind every satisfied woman there is a tired man.

Height of misunderstanding: power cut in ladies hostels. Warden called to Eb offices and said, please send your men urgently, here girls are using candles.

You can convert gents' into ladies or ladies into gents, just by cutting or inserting a rod in a bicycle.

Every week, an army man loving wife sent him a photo of her wide open legs in different styles with a note: this is how I will stay till you return, waiting for you. After a long time: he wrote back: who's the fuck is taking the photographs?

Height of insult: a guy in a romantic mood to his girlfriend, I want to be a part of your body.
Girlfriend: no thanks, I already have an asshole.

Best t-shirt quotes on 12 years old girl: oo coming soon.

When two couples come face to face, wife's look at each other's sarees and husband look at each other's wives.

Economics teacher: Give an example of complete business failure due to carelessness.
Student: A pregnant prostitute.

What's height bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life.

Boy: mom, why I am black and you're white?
Mom: listen son considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking.

Children in the dark make mistakes. Mistakes in the dark make children.

A small boy brings his cat to school. Teacher asked why? Little boy tearfully replies. I heard daddy telling mom, I am going to tear your pussy after the kids go to school.

Latest Sexy Sms Messages



Behind very successful student there is one good teacher. But what about failed student ? A beautiful teacher.

It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy. Now don't ask what's the first thing.

Soldiers wife send a nude photo daily u her husband with both legs wide open wife: I will wait like this still you come. Husband: That's k who's taking the photo.

A famous philosopher said: a man who goes to sleep with "sex in mind" wakes up with the "solution" in hand.

Tow sperms are talking to each other
1st one says"when I develop I will become a doctor
2nd says"when I develop I will be an engineer for sure.
The man goes to toilet and shakking his big penny. They both says the idiot spoiled our career.

Why Gandhi smiles on every rupees and Lincoln don't smile in dollars? Because American woman don't keep there money in blouse

Never play with girls heart she has only 1 heart so play with her boobs she has two!!!

Some famouse quotes in T-shirts of girls. Touch here if u dare-weapons of mass destruction-looking free touching costs-sure for pure milk-for sale-now more tastier and healthier-handle with care-tasted by experts-hot to handle-shake well before use-can make boneless things hard- no one can use just once-no network coverage on hills-squeeze it.

Blind boy giving sweets to all girls all came from bathroom without dress to get sweets knowing he's blind. Girls: what is special Blind: I got my eye!!!!!!!

If your boss says: nothing is impossible ask him to wear a condom after sex.

Life without friends like boobs without nipples.

Why girls love gold than boys? Any guess because, gold has 24 carrot, but a boys has only one carrot. Moral : take care of your carrot.

Girls are the best engine in world., fits all size of piston, self lubricating, start with finger touch, automatic monthly oil change, best mileage in 3-4 drop, powerful double horns, comfortable seats, what a fantastic vehicle..! Start with sexy vehicle

Lecture in a medical college classroom: "man's sperms contains gluvose"1 of the female student had genuine doubt and ask then y its doesn't taste sweet???

Girl: I have done sex with 4 boys and you have done it with 8 girls, still everybody calls me a slut and call u real man.
Boy: very easy when a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a bad lock. but when a key opens many locks it becomes the master key.

Teacher: why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?
Student: simple, hand made things are always costly.

Do you like maths.if so add a bed subtract your clothes, divide your legs and can we multiply...

Method to Avoid Aids: wear double condom with chille powder in between. If outer breaks she will shout. If inner breaks you will shout.. create AIDS awarenes.

You may love your girlfriend very deeply but you cannot express it more then 6-7 inches deep.

Smart guy to a sexy girl: let me fuck you just 1 time, I will be quick and paying you 20,000. I will throw the money on the floor and pick it up all, I will be done. Girl likes her proposal and she calls her bf. Bf: its fine, but ask for 30000 and be very quick to pick the money. After 4 hours bf calls her and asks what happened? Girl: the bastard is still fucking me. He brought all coins. Lesson: please read the documents carefully before investing.

Here is a tricky question for guys, suppose, you're in a bed sleeping between a really beautiful girl in a gay guy, which side will you turn your ass to?

A girl started to look at her pussy, she got excited and she gently smoothened the hair, then started rubbing it. At one point she went mad and rubbed her pussy violently, until the pussy said meow. Poor little pussy cat..

Doctor to lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted. Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I advised? Lady: oh. My god I heard 3 males per day..

Mechanic wife gives birth to a baby. Wife sends sms to husband "your spare parts had been delivered". Husband: with gear or without gear.

Just remember that all men are millionaires at least by their sperm count, the funniest thing is even these millions are spent for a girl.

One boy took a girl to an empty house. The girl was too hot and she was wearing a transparent dress through which everything was visible. The girl lies on the bed and spread her leg. Boy went near to her and removed. To be continued. Recharge to my number and enjoy in next episode.

What is tension?
A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she fall ill and you take her to hospital.
Doctor says: you're going to become father.
You get tensed. You say: but that baby is not mine.
Girl says: he is only father of my baby. You have more tension.
Police come and medical checkup is done. Report comes which says that you can never become a father.
Even more tension for you, anyhow you thank god and return home. Then you think, at home I have 2 kids whose are those? This is real tension.

Prostitution is the only industry where fresher's are paid more than the experienced.

Lips and boobs complained to pussy. You are the target of everyman, for you only we are sucked, bitten and squeezed. Pussy cried I remain hidden; it's you two who always invite troubles.

Wife: how do I increase the size if my breast?
Husband: rub toilet paper between them every day.
Wife: would it work? Husband: well it worked for your ass.

Sexy Sms Messages



Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after masti ?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

What Are 2 Most Impossible Work Of World??
1- To Put A Pregnant Lady In A Nano Car.
2- To Make Any lady Pregnant In A Nano Car.

A quote written on the front of a girl T-shirt: Did you really look here, only for reading this?

An Egyptian girl asked an Indian boy, what could you do for me? Indian boy replied come behind the pyramid; I will make you a mummy.

Poisonous bra=cobra, mathematical bra=algebra, sun sign bra=Libra, animal bra=zebra, improve your knowledge, because you know only one bra.

Boy1: why did the grammar teacher slap that boy?
Boy2: Because he asked, why is bra singular, when it cover two items and panties plural when it covers only one item?

An Arab was interviewed at us checkpoint.
Name please? Mansoor khan.
Sex? Six times a week.
I mean male or female? Doesn't matter sometimes even camel.
Holy cow. Yes, cow and dog too. Man, isn't that hostile? Yes, horse style, dog style any style.
Oh dear - deer? No deer, they run fast.

What is height of pressure? A man fucking his girlfriend in doggy style and keeping a laptop on her back to complete his office work.

Aunty after done sex with a young boy. Hey why didn't you wear a condom? Young boy:O aunty, the pack said do not use is the seal is already broken.

Man1: hey where did u get this new cycle?
Man2: in the park, I saw a beautiful girl and she took me to a lonely spot on her cycle and removed all her cloths and said, take anything you want.
Man1: then?
Man2: I took her cycle.
Man1: you are right; her cloths will not fit for you.

A guy who helps in removing girls dress during sex, will never help her putting dress back after sex.

Why the western countries r ahead of us they keep their minds in work and their penis in pussy, but we keep pussy in our mind and penis in our hands

The most irritatable message: On the day of your marriage, at 12 midnight one of your friend sending message...
dude what are you doing.!

Girl: In the month all the day I can kiss you expect that 3 days.
Boy: y?
girl: In that 3 days, I will be very weak, so I cant hug and kiss you.
boy: If you spend 5 mins with me and my room, I can postpone your periods to next 10 months.

A boy went to a sexy hotel order one cup milk the lady waiter suddenly opens her tops, bra, and ask him to drink! He thought, Thank god..! I didn't ask water.

Congratulations on New Born Baby, Best New Born Baby Wishes

Congratulations to the new mom and dad
That would create a difference to the world with their unique baby!
Congratulations on the daily and lovely opportunities of parenting!

Welcome to the moments of sleepless nights and endless caresses!
Congrats to you awesome couple!

Live the beautiful life of guardians!
I am so happy for you and your baby who got wonderful mother and father!

Congratulations on the big smiles in your faces
As you look at your blushing sweetheart.

Congratulations on the new home embraced by humor, excitement, and bliss!

You are going to be ever great guardians to your loveable one.
Congratulations!
May more blessings shower your home, sweet, home.

Live an amazing life with your amusing baby!
Cheers!

Congratulations on having little hands to hold!

Congratulations on this important event of your married life!

Congratulations on the blessing that you are receiving!

For God pampering you with blessings, Congratulations!

Congratulations to the new parents
who’ll feed the child’s hunger for living!

Congratulations to you, mommy and daddy,
for giving me the best present ever! I so love my baby brother.

Congratulations on the long road that you have to travel!

Cheers to the tears of joy you’ve had!

Congrats to your blooming life together with your blushing child.

Cheers to the great values you will be imparting to your lovely one.

Dear Baby,
It’s just amazing how God loves you as He gave you the perfect parents.
Hey, mom and dad! Let’s celebrate parenthood!

May graces come forth in flying colors!
Congratulations dear lovers on your fruit of love!

Let’s celebrate proofs of love!
Congrats to you, mom and dad!

Let’s shout for joy as you are officially called mother and father now!

New baby girl wishes, new baby born wishes

Isn’t she adorable
She’s so beautiful
May she grow up lovely like her mom.
And sturdy like her dad.

Warmest wishes to new parents.
She is such a delightful gift.
May the Lord keep and bless in guiding her footsteps.


Best wishes for your new baby!
She’s a heaven-sent gift
Now your home will be filled with laughter and cries of a sweet angel.
I’m so happy for both of you.

The long wait is over
The little angel has come!
We rejoice with you for this sweet gift
May she grow up to be a loving person with a gentle spirit.
Warmest congratulations.


Hello baby!
Can you see our sweetest smiles?
We’re all glad to welcome you!

New baby boy wishes, best wishes for newborn baby

What a sweet arrival!
The whole family rejoices for a new born son.
May he be embraced with lots of love that surround him.

It’s not as easy as it gets
Holding in your arms an angel so delicate
With a bright future God has stored for him
Lots of victories and tons of grins.
He’s the sweetest angel in town.


It took nine months for him to finally see this world.
I surely see a very bright future for him ahead.
Congratulations!

You’re so cute baby!
We can’t resist kissing you.


Hey sweetie!
I love to see you soon.
Welcome your little darling with a love-filled environment.
Be great parents to your charming baby!

I cannot help it.
You got me mesmerized, sweet little girl.
I am sure that you’ll bring so much fun, baby.
Keep others charmed.


Lovely, witty, amazing.
These are just few terms that popped on my mind the moment
I hold you in my arms, baby.
I will hug you with so much love the moment I’ll see you.

New Born Baby Wishes, New Baby Wishes Greetings

Too gentle..
Too precious in our eyes.
We greet him with glee.
Welcome to the family.
May you grow in love and wisdom all the days of his life.

Congratulations to the parents!
Your son has finally come out.
To bring happiness and cheer to your days
May joy and peace be added to your years.

Congratulations for having a new baby!
It was all worth the pain and sacrifice.
It all faces when you see his smiles.
May he abide in the shadows of God’s grace.

I rejoice with you for having this gift.
May God use you as vessels
For this baby to become the person God wants her to be.
Congratulations.

Welcome to parenthood!
Let the life of this baby be a light and brings joy and blessings to your home.
Enjoy this phase.
Congratulations to proud parents.
May she grow up to bring joy and laughter to your family.
Warmest wishes.

In few more days,
You’ll be holding cute little hands.
You are so blessed to bring forth a little one
that will make your world bigger.

You don’t know how happy the world is
As you presented another give of life.

Unconditional love had been waiting for your arrival.
The world is too big for you, baby.
Let us guide your way.

Cheers to a precious gift!
A handful of contentment reflects on your parent’s eyes.
Congratulations to the new loving parents!

Heaven sent angel,
We adore you so much!
Welcome to your home, sweet one!

Our excitement goes forth
As we imagine how adorable your baby could be.
Those little hands and feet mean huge happiness to you!
Cherish every moment with your new baby!

You got a healthy and pretty baby.
Keep her nourished with love and beautiful values.

Dear baby, you are a blessing to your home and to this earth.
Put a smile on your mother and father’s face, cutie!
May you live with a kind heart my innocent darling.

Fall in love with blessings of love new parents!
Let us welcome you with our warmest hugs,
Kisses, and giggles.

Love SMS, Messages for Valentines Day

Mujhe khamosh raahon me Tera saath chahiye,
Tanha hai mera hath tera hath chahiye,
Mujh ko mere muqaddar par itna yakeen to hai,
Tujhko bhi mere lafz meri baat chahiye,

Main khud apni shayari ko kya achcha kahoon,
Mujh ko teri tareef teri daad chahiye,

Ehsaas-E-Mohabbat tere hi waste hai,
Lekin Junoon-E-Ishq ko teri har saugat chahiye,

Tu mujhko pane ki khwaaish rakhta hai sayad,
Lekin mujhe jeene ke liye teri hi zaat chahiye…
Socha aap say baaat karoon,
Phir soocha, ek mulaqaat karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na intezaar karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na ek kaam karoon,
Ek piyaara sa sms aap ke naam karoon,
Happy Valentines Day!

It Still Seems Like Magic
Every Time I Remember
How Love Softly Touched Our Hearts
Bringing In Together
I Love You Happy Valentine’s Day

Here Is My Heart, It Is Yours So Take It
Treat It Gently, Please Do Not Break It
Its Full Of Love That’s Good And True
So Please Keep It Always Close To U

Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
Tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,
Hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,
Hum chahe rahe ya na rahe…
Happy Valentine Day..!!

Jab bhi ye dil udaas hota hai
Jane kon aas pass hota hai
Kissi ko dundti hai ye nazare
Kissi ke na hone ka ahsaas hota hai
Jo roz kare muj ko SMS pyare
wo shkas bhi bada khaas hota hai…
Happy Valentine Day..>>

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
Muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
Haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi…
Happy Valentine Day

Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti,
Yaaron se doori achhi nahi hoti
Kabhi kabhi mila kariye hamse,
Har waqt SMS se baat puri nahi hoti..

Har Dua Kabool Nahi Hoti
Jinke Dil Me Aap Jaise Dost Ho
Unke Liye Dhadkhan Bhi Zaroori Nahi Hoti
Happy Valentine Day.

New Born Baby Sms Messages


An unexpected blessing
is always the best gift!
Congratulations
on the new baby!
May U guys
have many more!


Good to hear
ur havin' a baby
Congrats! Cigars on me!


Babies are the most
beautiful gifts from God
May ur small one
grow strong & happy
under ur care and love


Step by step the journey goes on
Little by little it may seem so long
Forget about ur past, u can't change it
Forget about ur future, u cant predict it
Just think about present, u can handle it
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy


Forget abt the past you cant change it
Forget abt the future You cant predict it
Forget abt the present I dint get you one
Happy birthday


If a baby iz born
in AFRICA
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth
you fool
a new born baby dont have teeth


This Baby is Your Blessing, I wish happiness in every way, Good luck God Bless, I say And many Blessings and wishes, To Welcome Baby into Your Life Today.


A warm message to wish the new parents on their new found joy.


Send warm wishes to the grandma/ grandpa on their newly found happiness.


Congratulate the proud parents on their new baby.


A cute new baby ecard to wish happiness to the new parents of a baby girl.


Ths Baby iz Your Blessing, I wish happiness in every way,


A gift from GOD, May ur heart alwyz feel thz luv.
congratulations on your new little one dear!


Good luck God Bless, I say And many Blessings and wishes on your new baby,


We welcome ur dear new baby 2 this world. Congrats!


Welcome 2 the world of parenthood…
Congratulations on ur first baby dear!


We r overjoyed at the arrival ov the new member in ur family tree
CONGRATULATIONS

Wishing u lots ov happiness with ur litle one

A baby is special, a baby is fun congratulations on your new little one!


We are so happy your new baby is here.
We send you blessings, love and lots of cheer!


Congratulations! May your baby be blessed, his/her road forward a blessed adventure!

Friend, friendship SMS messages, text messages

People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I.

• Q: What's the difference between a Kiss, a car & a monkey?A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear & the monkey is U dear!

• Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only because its always fun being with u but also because I won't mind going down to see u rise.

• Some friends r worth 2b thrown, some r good 2 keep, some r 2b treasured 4 ever. I think u r the one 2b thrown in the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever.

• When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new... I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"

• Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. Thanks 4 being the pee in my pants.

• A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But you know what? It's sweetest when its you.

• Valuing Friendship is not merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives, we remember EACH OTHER.

• A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.

• Hey friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

True friends r like the mornings, u can’t have them whole day but u can be sure they’ll b there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever.

• Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good things.

• Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that once in my life’s journey we became friends!

• A good friend is one who bails you out of the jail but a best friend is one who sits beside you in jail and says, 'Mamu Beedi Hai Kya?'

• I wish a wish 4 you. It's a wish I wish 4 few. The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come true... so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you!

• Aansu tere nikle to ankhein meri ho,dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,khuda kare dosti humari itni gehri ho,juttiyan aapke paren aur kartoot mere ho!

• Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.

• Don't place me in your eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in your heart, so that every beat reminds you that this friend is always there for you.

• If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

• Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. Its like when the hand gets hurt, eyes cries, and when the eye cries, the hand wipes.

• Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce.

• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.

• Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don’t vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.

• me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to remember to forget me I'll never forget to remember to remind u to remember me.

• Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore.

• I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT.

• Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!

• 6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have me as Ur Friend.

• I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.

• Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines have 2 ends, life has 1 end, but I hope our friendship has no end.

• Simple music can make u sing, simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u happy, hope that my simple Hi will make u smile.

• People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven.

• Dosti- kaho to ek lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sagar, dubo to zindagi, karo to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhare to sara zamana, simte to sirf TUM !

• Eyes: To look at you; Hands: To pray for you; Mind: To care for u; Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

• Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uth ja yaar, up above the world so high, Sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pele chai, then call me and say hi...!

• Words begin with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do, re, mi and friendship begins with U n ME!

• God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!

• Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older just like us... I get better, u get older.

• I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised that loving a friend is even better; v lose ppl v love but v never lose true friends.

• A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

•Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older just like us... I get better, u get older.

• I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised that loving a friend is even better; v lose ppl v love but v never lose true friends.

• A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

• Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce.

• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.

• Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don’t vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.

• me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to remember to forget me I'll never forget to remember to remind u to remember me.

• Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore.

• I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT.

• Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!

•6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have me as Ur Friend.

• I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.

• Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines have 2 ends, life has 1 end, but I hope our friendship has no end.

• True friends r like the mornings, u can’t have them whole day but u can be sure they’ll b there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever.

• Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good things.

• Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that once in my life’s journey we became friends!

• A good friend is one who bails you out of the jail but a best friend is one who sits beside you in jail and says, 'Mamu Beedi Hai Kya?'

• I wish a wish 4 you. It's a wish I wish 4 few. The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come true... so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you!

• Aansu tere nikle to ankhein meri ho,dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,khuda kare dosti humari itni gehri ho,juttiyan aapke paren aur kartoot mere ho!

• Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.

• Don't place me in your eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in your heart, so that every beat reminds you that this friend is always there for you.

• If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

• Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. Its like when the hand gets hurt, eyes cries, and when the eye cries, the hand wipes.

• People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I.

• Q: What's the difference between a Kiss, a car & a monkey?A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear & the monkey is U dear!

• Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only because its always fun being with u but also because I won't mind going down to see u rise.

• Some friends r worth 2b thrown, some r good 2 keep, some r 2b treasured 4 ever. I think u r the one 2b thrown in the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever.

• When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new... I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"

• Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. Thanks 4 being the pee in my pants.

• A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But you know what? It's sweetest when its you.

• Valuing Friendship is not merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives, we remember EACH OTHER.

• A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.

• Hey friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

• Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.

• Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

• Life can b hard & not always fun, but as night brings dark morning brings sun. Ven life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care give me a call coz I'll always b there!

• U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!

Love Quotes, smss, text messages - 1



Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's
called falling in love, because you don't force
yourself to fall, you just fall.


~ Unknown ~


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Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.


~ Unknown ~


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It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone, and an day to love someone...
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.


~ Unknown ~


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It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy
with someone else, but it's more painful to know that
the one you love is unhappy with you.


~ Unknown ~


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If love is the answer,
can you please repeat the question?


~ Unknown ~


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Faith makes all things possible.
Love makes them easy.


~ Unknown


I believe that to truly Love, is the ultimate
expression of the will to live. A heart that
truly loves is forever young.


~ Unknown ~


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Love makes life so confusing, but without love
would you really want to live?


~ Unknown ~


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Do you love me because I am beautiful
or am I beautiful because I am loved?


~ Unknown ~


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Love me now, love me never,
but if you love me, love me forever.


~ Unknown ~


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Three things of life that are most valuable -
Love, self-confidence & friends.


~ Unknown ~


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To the world you may be just one person,
but to one person you may be the world.


~ Unknown ~


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Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.


~ Unknown ~


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Who do you turn to when the only person
in the world that can stop you from crying,
is exactly the one making you cry?


~ Unknown ~


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He taught me how to love,
but not how to stop.


~ Unknown ~


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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.


~ Unknown ~


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We come to love not by finding a perfect person,
but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.


~ Unknown ~


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Many a young lady does not realize just how strong
her love for a young man is until he fails to pass
the approval test with her parents.


~ Unknown ~


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Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her
than a man she loves.


~ Unknown ~


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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says 'For the woman I love' and the second, 'For my best friend.'


~ Unknown ~

Love Quotes, smss, text messages - 2

A good marriage is like a casserole,
only those responsible for it really
know what goes in it. 


~ Unknown ~ 


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No one is perfect until you fall in love with them. 


~ Unknown ~ 


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Love, true love, is that which can give the most
without asking or demanding anything in return. 


~ Mazie Hammond ~ 


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Where there is love, there is God also. 


~ Leo Tolstoy ~ 


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All, everything that I understand,
I understand only because I love. 


~ Leo Tolstoy ~ 


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Love cures people -- both the ones who give it
and the ones who receive it. 


~ Dr. Karl énage ~ 


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One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
That word is love. 


~ Sophocles ~ 


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It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship
and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual
affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it
will not be created for years or even generations. 


~ Khalil Gibran ~ 


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When they asked me what I loved most about life,
I smiled and said you. 


~ Tina ~ 


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Just because you know someone doesn't mean you love them,
and just because you don't know people doesn't mean you can't
love them. You can fall in love with a complete stranger in a
heartbeat, if God planned that route for you. So open your heart
to strangers more often. You never know when God will throw
that pass at you. 


~ Heather Grove ~ 


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Love... What is love? Love is to love someone
for who they are, who they were, and who they will be. 


~ Chris Moore ~ 


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Why do you say you love me, 
if you are only going to leave me? 


~ Julia ~ 


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Love is like a river, always changing,
but always finding you again somewhere
down the road. 


~ Kelly Elaine ~ 


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Love is a language spoken by everyone,
but understood only by a heart. 


~ Shirley Rindani ~ 


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People need love even when they don't deserve it. 


~ Nikki Ledbetter ~ 


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For every word you say, 
another piece of my heart you take. 


~ Tiara Johnson ~ 


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Maybe God put a few bad people in your life,
so when the right one came along you'd be thankful. 


~ Andrea Kiefer ~ 


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Love the heart that hurts you,
But never hurt the heart that loves you. 


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Love me for a reason,
let the reason be love. 


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It doesn't take a reason to love someone,
but it does to like someone. You don't love
someone because you want to, you love someone
because you are destined too. It's because you
fall in Love with them, that you then try to
find a reason, but you always come up with
the answer, No reason! 


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Love is the beginning of all the joy
which nature has store for us. 


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Never say goodbye when you still want to try.
Never give up when you still feel you can take it.
Never say you don't love a person when you can't let go. 


~ Dons ~ 


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Say I love you and mean it,


don't just say it cause you can.

New baby born messages


Babies are Angels that fly to the earth,
their wings disappear at the time of their birth
one look in their eyes and we’re never the same
They’re part of us now and that part has a name
That part is your heart and a bond that won’t sever
our Babies are Angels, we love them forever.


Babies are the most
beautiful gifts from God
May your small one
grow strong & happy
under your care and love.


An unexpected blessing
is always the best gift!
Congratulations
on the new baby!
May you guys
have many more!


A Little Boy Get ready for lots of laughter and noise,
big hugs and toys, and so many joys! Congratulations!


Welcome Baby Boy! There’s so much to see and do
so much adventure waiting for you, time for fun
time to run, everything’s new under the sun.


A Baby touches your heart and fills your life with love.
Wishing you all the joys of discovery a baby brings to your world.


Congratulations
on being a new mum
Nothing will ever compare
to the joy, love & delight
a child will bring into ur lives
God Bless!


What an angel u have der
Really cute! hope the mom
& the little one are doing fine
& will be home soon.
Thanks for sharing!

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