Fresh non-veg Sms Messages

In a bus stand one man and one woman go to bathroom. After finish everything. He comes from gent's toilet and she come from ladies toilet.

Four men in a prison cell. A rapist a murder a psycho and a gay.
Rapist says: if there was a cat here I do fuck it till dies.
The murderer says: once you're done with it. I do torture it to death.
The pushy: once it's dead I do fuck it till I die.
The gay in the corner very softly says: meaow.

Truth behind oral sex: 5000 men were asked what they liked best about receiving oral sex.
3% liked the warmth of the lips on the cock.
4% enjoyed the sensation of the cock getting moist by lips and tongue.
92& appreciated as it keep the woman silent.

Normal lover: shall I sleep on you boobs?
Girl: stupid.
Mentos lover: shall I feel your heart beat.
Girl: come dear..

A man was arrested in a political rally. Why? Because, he saw a journalist girl with a badge on her breast written PRESS He did it.

How does a cricket commentator describe a nude girl? No cover, no extra cover, two silly point and deep gully between two fine legs and a little grass on pitch.

On a hot date- movie ticket-600, dinner-2000 fuel-300, popcorn, coffee, etc-300 stay for your night-2000 and your girlfriend says she's got her periods and the fucking expression on your face is priceless. There is something money can't buy.

What is common between a pen drive and vagina? Both are capable to sore large data in a small place.

Big queue in front of a library just because of a simple spelling mistake on its notice board which read: borrow boobs for fun.

Girl: please come home for dinner.
Boy feels happy, goes to a pharmacist and asks him how to use condoms.
That night he was shocked to see her parents at home.
Girl: come in. don't stand out. I never thought you are so shy.
Boy: and I never thought your father was a pharmacist.

Bra, panty and insurance? They all provide minimum cover to maximum risk areas.

A man sad story: last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me, my kids dint. I went for work, my friends dint. I entered my cabin. My P.A said happy birthday boss. I felt special. She asked me for lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. There she said do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a min? Ok I said nervously. She came out a few minutes later with large cake, followed by wife, kids and friends and I was waiting for her, sitting on the couch naked.

Shopkeeper: madam this panty and this bra will look nice on you.
Lady: how can you be so sure?
Shopkeeper: I have done diploma in interior design.

What's the geographical definition of sex? It's an action done by Poland into Holland between Thailand, occasionally with a little help from Greece.

Girl: in a month all the days I can kiss you except that three days.
Boy: why? Girl: in that three days I will be very week so I can't hug and kiss you.
Boy: if you spend 5 minutes with me in bed room? I can postpone your periods to next 10 months.

A baby boy and a baby girl in a bath tub having a bath.
Girl looks down at the boy and says, can I touch it?
Boy: no way..! You have already broken yours.

90 year man: my 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion.
Doctor: I will tell a story, once a hunter in hurry took an umbrella instead of gun. He saw a lion and lifts the umbrella and pulls the handle the lion dead.
Old man: that s impossible someone else must shot it.
Doctor: exactly, now you understand.

After the postmortem doctor came home and said to his wife: today is an important day in my life. I saw an 18 inch penis.
Wife: what Joseph is died?

A boy went to his dad's friend home late night uncle offered him to sleep in baby's room boy refused due to baby crying nature and went to sleep in TV lounge next morning he saw a beautiful girl at the breakfast table.
Boy: who are you?
Girl: I am baby. You?
Boy: I am stupid.

Eight years old son: dad what is sex?
Dad gets tensed but explains everything to him.
kid: but dads how do I write all that's in this small box of school admission form.

For years he thought he was good at sex, but then he found his wide had asthma.

No matter how much you press it, shake it, rotate it, slap it, strangle it and pull it, the last drop of urine will always fall in your underwear.

Rape is not a crime; it's just a surprise sex.

Teacher: name some films that have almost same stories?
Student: blue film.

A TV was interviewing a girl.
Interviewer: what's the first thing you do after getting up in the morning?
Girl: I get up and go home.

The history sir was on leave, so the science sir was asked to prepare the exam paper.
1st question: describe first Rani with a neat diagram and label her parts.

Behind every successful man there is a woman but behind every satisfied woman there is a tired man.

Height of misunderstanding: power cut in ladies hostels. Warden called to Eb offices and said, please send your men urgently, here girls are using candles.

You can convert gents' into ladies or ladies into gents, just by cutting or inserting a rod in a bicycle.

Every week, an army man loving wife sent him a photo of her wide open legs in different styles with a note: this is how I will stay till you return, waiting for you. After a long time: he wrote back: who's the fuck is taking the photographs?

Height of insult: a guy in a romantic mood to his girlfriend, I want to be a part of your body.
Girlfriend: no thanks, I already have an asshole.

Best t-shirt quotes on 12 years old girl: oo coming soon.

When two couples come face to face, wife's look at each other's sarees and husband look at each other's wives.

Economics teacher: Give an example of complete business failure due to carelessness.
Student: A pregnant prostitute.

What's height bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life.

Boy: mom, why I am black and you're white?
Mom: listen son considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking.

Children in the dark make mistakes. Mistakes in the dark make children.

A small boy brings his cat to school. Teacher asked why? Little boy tearfully replies. I heard daddy telling mom, I am going to tear your pussy after the kids go to school.

Latest Sexy Sms Messages

Behind very successful student there is one good teacher. But what about failed student ? A beautiful teacher.

It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy. Now don't ask what's the first thing.

Soldiers wife send a nude photo daily u her husband with both legs wide open wife: I will wait like this still you come. Husband: That's k who's taking the photo.

A famous philosopher said: a man who goes to sleep with "sex in mind" wakes up with the "solution" in hand.

Tow sperms are talking to each other
1st one says"when I develop I will become a doctor
2nd says"when I develop I will be an engineer for sure.
The man goes to toilet and shakking his big penny. They both says the idiot spoiled our career.

Why Gandhi smiles on every rupees and Lincoln don't smile in dollars? Because American woman don't keep there money in blouse

Never play with girls heart she has only 1 heart so play with her boobs she has two!!!

Some famouse quotes in T-shirts of girls. Touch here if u dare-weapons of mass destruction-looking free touching costs-sure for pure milk-for sale-now more tastier and healthier-handle with care-tasted by experts-hot to handle-shake well before use-can make boneless things hard- no one can use just once-no network coverage on hills-squeeze it.

Blind boy giving sweets to all girls all came from bathroom without dress to get sweets knowing he's blind. Girls: what is special Blind: I got my eye!!!!!!!

If your boss says: nothing is impossible ask him to wear a condom after sex.

Life without friends like boobs without nipples.

Why girls love gold than boys? Any guess because, gold has 24 carrot, but a boys has only one carrot. Moral : take care of your carrot.

Girls are the best engine in world., fits all size of piston, self lubricating, start with finger touch, automatic monthly oil change, best mileage in 3-4 drop, powerful double horns, comfortable seats, what a fantastic vehicle..! Start with sexy vehicle

Lecture in a medical college classroom: "man's sperms contains gluvose"1 of the female student had genuine doubt and ask then y its doesn't taste sweet???

Girl: I have done sex with 4 boys and you have done it with 8 girls, still everybody calls me a slut and call u real man.
Boy: very easy when a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a bad lock. but when a key opens many locks it becomes the master key.

Teacher: why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?
Student: simple, hand made things are always costly.

Do you like maths.if so add a bed subtract your clothes, divide your legs and can we multiply...

Method to Avoid Aids: wear double condom with chille powder in between. If outer breaks she will shout. If inner breaks you will shout.. create AIDS awarenes.

You may love your girlfriend very deeply but you cannot express it more then 6-7 inches deep.

Smart guy to a sexy girl: let me fuck you just 1 time, I will be quick and paying you 20,000. I will throw the money on the floor and pick it up all, I will be done. Girl likes her proposal and she calls her bf. Bf: its fine, but ask for 30000 and be very quick to pick the money. After 4 hours bf calls her and asks what happened? Girl: the bastard is still fucking me. He brought all coins. Lesson: please read the documents carefully before investing.

Here is a tricky question for guys, suppose, you're in a bed sleeping between a really beautiful girl in a gay guy, which side will you turn your ass to?

A girl started to look at her pussy, she got excited and she gently smoothened the hair, then started rubbing it. At one point she went mad and rubbed her pussy violently, until the pussy said meow. Poor little pussy cat..

Doctor to lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted. Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I advised? Lady: oh. My god I heard 3 males per day..

Mechanic wife gives birth to a baby. Wife sends sms to husband "your spare parts had been delivered". Husband: with gear or without gear.

Just remember that all men are millionaires at least by their sperm count, the funniest thing is even these millions are spent for a girl.

One boy took a girl to an empty house. The girl was too hot and she was wearing a transparent dress through which everything was visible. The girl lies on the bed and spread her leg. Boy went near to her and removed. To be continued. Recharge to my number and enjoy in next episode.

What is tension?
A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she fall ill and you take her to hospital.
Doctor says: you're going to become father.
You get tensed. You say: but that baby is not mine.
Girl says: he is only father of my baby. You have more tension.
Police come and medical checkup is done. Report comes which says that you can never become a father.
Even more tension for you, anyhow you thank god and return home. Then you think, at home I have 2 kids whose are those? This is real tension.

Prostitution is the only industry where fresher's are paid more than the experienced.

Lips and boobs complained to pussy. You are the target of everyman, for you only we are sucked, bitten and squeezed. Pussy cried I remain hidden; it's you two who always invite troubles.

Wife: how do I increase the size if my breast?
Husband: rub toilet paper between them every day.
Wife: would it work? Husband: well it worked for your ass.

Sexy Sms Messages

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after masti ?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

What Are 2 Most Impossible Work Of World??
1- To Put A Pregnant Lady In A Nano Car.
2- To Make Any lady Pregnant In A Nano Car.

A quote written on the front of a girl T-shirt: Did you really look here, only for reading this?

An Egyptian girl asked an Indian boy, what could you do for me? Indian boy replied come behind the pyramid; I will make you a mummy.

Poisonous bra=cobra, mathematical bra=algebra, sun sign bra=Libra, animal bra=zebra, improve your knowledge, because you know only one bra.

Boy1: why did the grammar teacher slap that boy?
Boy2: Because he asked, why is bra singular, when it cover two items and panties plural when it covers only one item?

An Arab was interviewed at us checkpoint.
Name please? Mansoor khan.
Sex? Six times a week.
I mean male or female? Doesn't matter sometimes even camel.
Holy cow. Yes, cow and dog too. Man, isn't that hostile? Yes, horse style, dog style any style.
Oh dear - deer? No deer, they run fast.

What is height of pressure? A man fucking his girlfriend in doggy style and keeping a laptop on her back to complete his office work.

Aunty after done sex with a young boy. Hey why didn't you wear a condom? Young boy:O aunty, the pack said do not use is the seal is already broken.

Man1: hey where did u get this new cycle?
Man2: in the park, I saw a beautiful girl and she took me to a lonely spot on her cycle and removed all her cloths and said, take anything you want.
Man1: then?
Man2: I took her cycle.
Man1: you are right; her cloths will not fit for you.

A guy who helps in removing girls dress during sex, will never help her putting dress back after sex.

Why the western countries r ahead of us they keep their minds in work and their penis in pussy, but we keep pussy in our mind and penis in our hands

The most irritatable message: On the day of your marriage, at 12 midnight one of your friend sending message...
dude what are you doing.!

Girl: In the month all the day I can kiss you expect that 3 days.
Boy: y?
girl: In that 3 days, I will be very weak, so I cant hug and kiss you.
boy: If you spend 5 mins with me and my room, I can postpone your periods to next 10 months.

A boy went to a sexy hotel order one cup milk the lady waiter suddenly opens her tops, bra, and ask him to drink! He thought, Thank god..! I didn't ask water.

Eid Mubarak sms | Eid sms Messages | Eid greeting sms | Eid sms | Collection of Eid sms

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,(In Urdu)
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Subeh Subeh uthke ho jawo Fresh,(In Urdu)
Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,(In Urdu)
Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet, By Uzzal
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.

Do you know the Meaning of EID?
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad,(In Urdu)
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eidday.

AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU (In Urdu)
AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU ChU,DiL tHi DiL nO sHAkaR MaGu cHu,fiKaR na KaRo DoSti per JaAn luTaVi dAiS,EID no vYaVhaR cHe kYa,EIDEE maNgu cHu, WISHING A VERY HAPPY EID MUBARAK

SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, (In Urdu)
SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, tHori Si hAsi haR bAaT k BaAt, uSi taRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD, wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL .*.*haPPY eID mUBArak.*.*.*

I wish you ALL a very happy
I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik

May the blessings of Allah fill your life
May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarik

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, In Urdu
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK.

May this...Eid bring Fun (In Urdu)
May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,(In Urdu)
Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA

Hope Love and Laugher
Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.

Many are the wishes that are being sent
Many are the wishes that are being sent your way, but the is a special one for a very happy Eid Day.

Scented Eid Wishes
Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher you have ever wished By Sania
Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.

EID MUBARAK sms messages and wishes

may this eid brings lots of happiness
4 u n ur family (Ameen)
Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye
Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo'attar Hawa-e-Eid
Aata nahi Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid
Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid

"EID Ki Dua"
Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
Rahoon Ki ye shaam aur yadoon ka ye sama
Apni palkoon mein hargiz sitare na layeinge
Rakhna Sambhal k tum chand khushiyan mere liye
Main laut k aaonga phir EID Manaeinge!

****Eid Mubarak****
As ALLAH waters his creation. May he also sprinkle his wonderous bleesing over u and ur beloved ones(AAMEEN) EID MUBARAK
Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.
Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA.
Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet, By Uzzal
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho
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May on this EID the Plate of ur life is filled wirh juicy Kababs & Tikkas topped with Chatni of Happiness and covered with Salad of Love.
May allah brings dis eid sayeed 2 ol muslim ummah.. n may allah showerz his rehmat n barakat upon da entire ummah.. n lets make dis promise on dis eid dat we will live our livez accordin 2 da quraan n sunnah of our nabi (s.a.w).. may allah xcept our hidayat n taufeeq 2 do mo gud deeds.. n save us 4rm fitna.. eid mubarak.
U r awarded a bouqet of gud deeds... a vase of blessin.. a parachut of glad tidings 4 completin da holy ramazaan.. eid mubarak
Suraj ki kirne, taaron ki bahaar.
Chand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar.
Har ghadi ho khushaal.
ussi tarhan Mubarak ho aapko Eid ka yeh tyohaar!

chand nikel hi aya,jisko sawan badli geheer ke lai,chand ne apni shakle dekahai,meri duaien youn bar aien....aaj ke din jo deed huwi hai,,samjho meri eid huwi hai,aaj ke din khush hai mera,roshini hahi,gia andhera,,masaem jo rashk ka aya,ankh se bhaga ashk ka saya,aaj jo dekha hand ko main ne,dil se duaien har dum mangien"aye mere ALLAH Saien"....."khushian chand dikhata hai,jo tu ous ko bhi khush rakihna aur ous chand ko hansta rakihna,ous ko ko,e dukih mat dena,,,,mere chand ko bhi hansta rakihna.............*********
Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes ofSuccess, prospourus and Happiness 4 u and 4 ur Family.
HaaPY Eid Mubarak..
Look Outside...
It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**
mai ne chaha k apko EID pe kuch pesh karoo.
jis mai tabinda sitaro ki chamak shamil ho.
jis mai guzre lamhat ki tasvere ho.
jis mai anjan jazeron ki mehak shamil ho
Here comes the day,once in a blue moon.
With chanda mama shinin up bright
And blessing everyone. Her luv so tender, merciful.
Shinin down on the earth wishin us
"Happy eid"."Eid mubarakh"
-------------------------------------------------------- Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka
Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka
Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din
Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak
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Here is my
Kindly open it....

( EID )
) & (
( Prosperous )
( New Year )
kia lutf-e-EID aap agar mujh se door hain.
guzre ga rozee EID tasawor man aap ke.
chat per khare EID ka chand jab dekho.
is muke per ap mujhy yad karna.
jab kisi ko gale mil kar EID mubrk kaho.
is muke per mujhy yad karna.
khushyan le kar araha hai tehwar.
ye din bhi ata nai bar bar.
khush raho ap EID k lamhat main.
sare jahan ka mil jae apko piar.
mile apko na dukh zindagi main.
phool ki tarha ap mehko ALLAH kare.
zinda rahe nam abad tak apka.
EID ki khushyan apko mubrk ALLAH kare.
nazar ka chain dil ka soror hote hain.
kuch ase log jahan main zaror hote hain.
sada chamakta rahe in ki EID ka tehwar.
kareb reh k b jo hum se dor hote hain
Mubarak ho Markze Rohatay Hilal Kameti ne mujhe dekh leya hai. Kal EID HO Gi... @Eid Mubarak
Aap ko lado soap, gaey soap, habib cooking oil,habib banaspati, parwaz fan,metromilanagarbati bananay
waley,kinola cooking oil, aur meri taraf say dili eid mubarik.
Sufi soap, Lado soap, Comandar Soap, Roban Neel, Kashmir Banaspati, Sufi cooking Oil, Dalda Banspati Metro
millon agarbati,Pepsi,7up,Team Sprite,Dew, National chat masala, Surf Exel, Wheel,Bonous,Areal, aur meri
taraf say advance EID Mubarak.
As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that EID can bring, lots of love
and laughter to fill ur days with cheer and a New year that is sure to bring you, the best of everything
Ab tu har bars,chand raat ko main chand ko dheekta hoo aur yeh guman karta hoo k shayad ab ki bar chand
raat main tum b chalay aao,aur chpkay say meri aankhon par haath rakh ker keh doo
!!! EID Mubarak !!!
for those.
jo CHAND niklnay ka be-sabri say Intizar kar rahay hain....
Give urselves a rest...........
mera aaj ghar sey nilkalney ka koi irada nai hai!!!;-:)>

Eid Mubarak 2013 SMS,Messages,Wishes and Quotes

Koi itna chahe tumhe Batana
koi tumharee itne Naaz uthaaye to batana
EID MUBARAK to har koi keh dega tumse,
koi humari Tarah Kahey to Batana

Hum aap ki yaad main udas hain,
bas aap se milnay ki aas hain
chahe dost kitne hi kyon na ho,
Mere liye to aap hi sab se khas hain
EID MUBARAK to my cute,Sweet,Special Friend and your family

Sada Haste raho jaise haste hain phool
duniya ke saare gham tumhe jaaye bhool
charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet
Eisi Ummid ke sath yaar tumhe MUBARAK HO EID

Be-Zabano ko jab wo Zaban deta hai
Parhen ko Phir wo Quraan Deta hai
Bakhshne pe aaye jab Ummat ke GUnaho’n ko
tohfey mein Gunahgaro’n ko “RAMZAN” Deta hai

Today Holy Month RAMADAN Starts
fasting month brings lot of best for the human life,
in this month gets the time to see our
soul and trying to concentrate toward Allah and lot more

Eid leke aata hai dher saari khushiya
Eid mita deta hai insaano mai duriya
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam thoofa
Eisi liye Kehte hai sab EID MUBARAK

Aaj khuda ki hum par ho meherbani,
karde maaf hum logo ki saari naformani,
Eid ka din aaj aao milkar kare yahi wada,
khuda ka hi rahon me hum chalenge sada

Kash hum ek SMS hote,
bas ek click me aap ke paas hote
maana ke aap hume Delete kar dete
lekin kuchh der ke liye toh hum aaapke paas hote
aur badi khushi se kehte EID MUBARAK mere dost.

Chaand Raat SMS Collection - EID Mubarak

As the moon sights, the holy month of Ramadan will end and everybody finalize their perpetration for EID day. This night also know as chaand raat, people used to send chaand raat sms to greets EID Mubarak to their friends and family. In these chand raat sms they wish each other a day full of happiness and joy.

You fasted, you prayed,
you been good for a whole 30 days.
So your merciful lord gave you a sign,
Out came the moon to say come celebrate.
Happy Eid Mubarak!!

The moon been sight,
its time to celebrate,
the end of the fasting in a special way.
To friends & family a
very happy Eid Mubarak!!

On the pages of roses with
the ink of moon light
with the hand of love
a pen of prayers
has written only 3 words for you

Wishing you kuch khatti,
Kuch meethi, Kuch chatpati,
Kuch chulbuli khushion se bhari
Chand Raat Mubarak

Like the color of silver,
in the night sky,
the new moon rises,
the holy month has past,
the fasting is over,
tomorrow is the great
feast of Eid-ul-Fitr.
EID Mubarak

Rain is special for sky
Sky is special for star
Star is special for moon
Moon is special for Eid
Eid is special for us
So enjoy this day Joyfully

When moon of Eid arises
it makes all of us so happy and excited.
May all of your times be full of
such an amusing excitement and happiness!
Happy Eid Day

It is Eid today! It is Eid today!
I can see the tiny new moon up there,
in the heavenly sky, surrounded by
beautiful twinkling stars!
Heralding the happy coming of Eid,
It is Eid today! Thank you, Almighty Allah!

Here comes the day,
once in a blue moon.
with chanda mama shining up
bright And blessing everyone.
It's love so tender, merciful.
Shining down on the earth
wishing us Happy EID.

Twinkling stars at dark night
sighting moon in the sky
feeling the essence of ALLAH
Praying for the betterment of mankind
imbibing purity and sanctity within on
auspicious day of EID.

Eid Mubarak Messages 2013 - Advance EID Wishes SMS

A/S to All Muslims, we know that after Ramadan month Eid-ul-Fitar is coming on 10th or 11th August 2013 so here is a huge collection of Advance Eid Mubarak massages, new Eid Mubarak messages and a collection of 2013's Eid Mubarak messages. So u can wish other by these beautiful masseuse.
And Eid Mubarak TO All Muslims specially to Our XCITEFUN Forum Members.

Eid Mubarak New Messages


Look Outside
Its So Pleasant!
Sun Smiling For You
Trees Dancing For You
Birds Singing For You
Because I Requested Them All To Wish You


Eid Mubarik

May the blessings of Allah
fill your life with happiness
and open all the doors of
success now and always.
” Eid Mubarik


Wishing you EID MUBARAK

May God send his Love like Sunshine
in his warm and gentle ways
to fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of
Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK.


“Happy Eid Mubarak”

Remembering u on Eid day is a nice thing to do
Bcoz u r warmly thought of everyday the whole year through
“Happy Eid Mubarak”



May the choicest
blessing of Allah
fill your life with
joy and prosperity.


“Eid Mubarak”

The moon has been sighted The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of duas is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!

“Eid Mubarak”


So I am greeting you "Eid Mubarak ho"

Some things can be remained unseen
Some words can be remained untold
Some feelings can be remained unexpressed
But On Eid day how can a person like you be remained un-greeted
So I am greeting you "Eid Mubarak ho"


To look into your eyes and say you

You are far from me and that's why
I usually miss you
But today I miss you more than usual
Because it's Eid day
We are supposed to be together
To look into your eyes and say you

"EID Mubarak"


Happy Eid Mubarak..

On the Joyous Occasion of "EID"..

Hope ALLAH's Blessings Bring
U Blissful Happiness,
Spirit of Celebration & Togetherness
of ur Dear Ones

Happy Eid Mubarak..


Eid Mubarak Wishes 2013

hapPy Eid MuBaRak...

Praying dat da God
Holds u in His Luv
And blesses u wid
His grace? on dis
Holy Day & always!

hapPy Eid MuBaRak...



( ¤ APPY,*,¤,
,*,MUBARAK *¤,
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“Happy eid”.”

Here comes the day,once in a blue moon.
With chanda mama shinin up bright
And blessing everyone… Her luv so tender, merciful.
Shinin down on the earth wishin us
“Happy eid”.”


"Eid Mubarak"

Aaj Eid
Kal Eid
Subha Eid
Sham Eid

Khuda Kare k Ap k Har Lamhe Ka Naam Ho Eid

"Eid Mubarak"



Eid is a nice and wonderful day to


With one another and to Thank Allah for giving us this wonderful Day




On the pages of roses
Wit da ink of moon light
With da hand of luv
A pen of prayers has written
Only 3 Words for u


Happy Eid

Jab kabhi bin mange aap per khushion ki barsaat ho,
jab kabhi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho,
to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad kar raha hai.
Happy Eid


Eid Mubarak Ho Aap Ko

Chand Taray Salam Kartay Hain
Hur O Mulk Salam Kartay Hain
Hajion Ki Dua Ho Tum Pa
Harmain Walay Salam Kartay Hain
Yeh Paigham La Pata Hai Jab Tak
Walidain Salam Kartai Hain

Eid Mubarak Ho Aap Ko


Advance Eid Mubarak Beautiful SMS


On the pages of roses
Wit da ink of moon light
With da hand of luv
A pen of prayers has written
Only 3 Words for u


A warm hearted Eid Mubarak

You fasted for a month
And waited for Eid in whole Ramazan
Today I am going to end your wait
Because Tomorrow it's the EID
You are allowed to celebrate joys

A warm hearted Eid Mubarak


A Wonderful One..!!

Hoping Sincerely
That This Eid Day Brings
Warm,Happy Hours And
Bright, Happy Things...
Light Hearted Moments Of
Friendship And Fun
To Help Make Your Eid
A Wonderful One..!!


Eid Mubarak ho

May the angels Protect you
May the sorrows forget you
May the goodness surround you
May Allah Bless you

Eid Mubarak ho



Can I live
Wait till the end of Ramazan
I can be the first person who
Wish you
A Happy and Sweet



Sending you a heart-felt wishes for "EID-ul-FITR"
And praying that EID become a message of joys
And happiness for whole of your Life.

Remember me in your prays



Mubarak ho Aapko EID ka Sawera!

Sawere Sawere ho Khushyo ka Mela

Na logo ki Parwah Na Dunya ka Jhamela

Panchiyo k Sangeet ho Or Mosam Albela

Mubarak ho Aapko EID ka Sawera!


Eid Mubarak English Messages

Wishing you smiles and all things nice

Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts,
you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laughter you have ever wished


the dream you love the best.

Eid days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you believe in,
the dream you love the best.


this EID is happiest and best

Of all the days to celebrate
this out shines the rest,

Here is hoping that
this EID is happiest and best


It's time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

When the sun has set, and day is done
I'll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan
It's time for Eid and lots of fun!!!



May da blesssings
of da Lord
shine upon u
on dis Day
& may he always
keep ou in his luving care!



Eid mubarak!!

Wishing you all a very happy eid,
And hoping that all the things you wish
For will be yours throughout the year…
Eid mubarak!!

Congratulations on New Born Baby, Best New Born Baby Wishes

Congratulations to the new mom and dad
That would create a difference to the world with their unique baby!
Congratulations on the daily and lovely opportunities of parenting!

Welcome to the moments of sleepless nights and endless caresses!
Congrats to you awesome couple!

Live the beautiful life of guardians!
I am so happy for you and your baby who got wonderful mother and father!

Congratulations on the big smiles in your faces
As you look at your blushing sweetheart.

Congratulations on the new home embraced by humor, excitement, and bliss!

You are going to be ever great guardians to your loveable one.
May more blessings shower your home, sweet, home.

Live an amazing life with your amusing baby!

Congratulations on having little hands to hold!

Congratulations on this important event of your married life!

Congratulations on the blessing that you are receiving!

For God pampering you with blessings, Congratulations!

Congratulations to the new parents
who’ll feed the child’s hunger for living!

Congratulations to you, mommy and daddy,
for giving me the best present ever! I so love my baby brother.

Congratulations on the long road that you have to travel!

Cheers to the tears of joy you’ve had!

Congrats to your blooming life together with your blushing child.

Cheers to the great values you will be imparting to your lovely one.

Dear Baby,
It’s just amazing how God loves you as He gave you the perfect parents.
Hey, mom and dad! Let’s celebrate parenthood!

May graces come forth in flying colors!
Congratulations dear lovers on your fruit of love!

Let’s celebrate proofs of love!
Congrats to you, mom and dad!

Let’s shout for joy as you are officially called mother and father now!

New baby girl wishes, new baby born wishes

Isn’t she adorable
She’s so beautiful
May she grow up lovely like her mom.
And sturdy like her dad.

Warmest wishes to new parents.
She is such a delightful gift.
May the Lord keep and bless in guiding her footsteps.

Best wishes for your new baby!
She’s a heaven-sent gift
Now your home will be filled with laughter and cries of a sweet angel.
I’m so happy for both of you.

The long wait is over
The little angel has come!
We rejoice with you for this sweet gift
May she grow up to be a loving person with a gentle spirit.
Warmest congratulations.

Hello baby!
Can you see our sweetest smiles?
We’re all glad to welcome you!

New baby boy wishes, best wishes for newborn baby

What a sweet arrival!
The whole family rejoices for a new born son.
May he be embraced with lots of love that surround him.

It’s not as easy as it gets
Holding in your arms an angel so delicate
With a bright future God has stored for him
Lots of victories and tons of grins.
He’s the sweetest angel in town.

It took nine months for him to finally see this world.
I surely see a very bright future for him ahead.

You’re so cute baby!
We can’t resist kissing you.

Hey sweetie!
I love to see you soon.
Welcome your little darling with a love-filled environment.
Be great parents to your charming baby!

I cannot help it.
You got me mesmerized, sweet little girl.
I am sure that you’ll bring so much fun, baby.
Keep others charmed.

Lovely, witty, amazing.
These are just few terms that popped on my mind the moment
I hold you in my arms, baby.
I will hug you with so much love the moment I’ll see you.

New Born Baby Wishes, New Baby Wishes Greetings

Too gentle..
Too precious in our eyes.
We greet him with glee.
Welcome to the family.
May you grow in love and wisdom all the days of his life.

Congratulations to the parents!
Your son has finally come out.
To bring happiness and cheer to your days
May joy and peace be added to your years.

Congratulations for having a new baby!
It was all worth the pain and sacrifice.
It all faces when you see his smiles.
May he abide in the shadows of God’s grace.

I rejoice with you for having this gift.
May God use you as vessels
For this baby to become the person God wants her to be.

Welcome to parenthood!
Let the life of this baby be a light and brings joy and blessings to your home.
Enjoy this phase.
Congratulations to proud parents.
May she grow up to bring joy and laughter to your family.
Warmest wishes.

In few more days,
You’ll be holding cute little hands.
You are so blessed to bring forth a little one
that will make your world bigger.

You don’t know how happy the world is
As you presented another give of life.

Unconditional love had been waiting for your arrival.
The world is too big for you, baby.
Let us guide your way.

Cheers to a precious gift!
A handful of contentment reflects on your parent’s eyes.
Congratulations to the new loving parents!

Heaven sent angel,
We adore you so much!
Welcome to your home, sweet one!

Our excitement goes forth
As we imagine how adorable your baby could be.
Those little hands and feet mean huge happiness to you!
Cherish every moment with your new baby!

You got a healthy and pretty baby.
Keep her nourished with love and beautiful values.

Dear baby, you are a blessing to your home and to this earth.
Put a smile on your mother and father’s face, cutie!
May you live with a kind heart my innocent darling.

Fall in love with blessings of love new parents!
Let us welcome you with our warmest hugs,
Kisses, and giggles.

Love SMS, Messages for Valentines Day

Mujhe khamosh raahon me Tera saath chahiye,
Tanha hai mera hath tera hath chahiye,
Mujh ko mere muqaddar par itna yakeen to hai,
Tujhko bhi mere lafz meri baat chahiye,

Main khud apni shayari ko kya achcha kahoon,
Mujh ko teri tareef teri daad chahiye,

Ehsaas-E-Mohabbat tere hi waste hai,
Lekin Junoon-E-Ishq ko teri har saugat chahiye,

Tu mujhko pane ki khwaaish rakhta hai sayad,
Lekin mujhe jeene ke liye teri hi zaat chahiye…
Socha aap say baaat karoon,
Phir soocha, ek mulaqaat karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na intezaar karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na ek kaam karoon,
Ek piyaara sa sms aap ke naam karoon,
Happy Valentines Day!

It Still Seems Like Magic
Every Time I Remember
How Love Softly Touched Our Hearts
Bringing In Together
I Love You Happy Valentine’s Day

Here Is My Heart, It Is Yours So Take It
Treat It Gently, Please Do Not Break It
Its Full Of Love That’s Good And True
So Please Keep It Always Close To U

Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
Tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,
Hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,
Hum chahe rahe ya na rahe…
Happy Valentine Day..!!

Jab bhi ye dil udaas hota hai
Jane kon aas pass hota hai
Kissi ko dundti hai ye nazare
Kissi ke na hone ka ahsaas hota hai
Jo roz kare muj ko SMS pyare
wo shkas bhi bada khaas hota hai…
Happy Valentine Day..>>

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
Muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
Haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi…
Happy Valentine Day

Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti,
Yaaron se doori achhi nahi hoti
Kabhi kabhi mila kariye hamse,
Har waqt SMS se baat puri nahi hoti..

Har Dua Kabool Nahi Hoti
Jinke Dil Me Aap Jaise Dost Ho
Unke Liye Dhadkhan Bhi Zaroori Nahi Hoti
Happy Valentine Day.