One liners Cheesy, Sexy, Corny, Horny sms text messages pick up lines for flirt with your partner - Happy Velentines' Day

Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!

Wow! Are those real?

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

With great penis, comes great responsibility.

Will you marry me for just one night?

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

When God made you, he was showing off.

What’s the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What time do you get off? Can I watch?

What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!

What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

What is long and hard, and right behind you?

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!

What do I have to do to be your booty call?

What color is your shit?

What are you doing tonight beside me?

What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.

Were do you hide your wings?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.

Wasn’t I supposed to eat you somewhere?

Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.

Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, “do you want to taste my drink?”

Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!

Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.

Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?

Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

Wanna play Army? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me.

Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.

Wanna fuck like bunnies?

WAIT, don’t drink that. Don’t you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I’m sorry. I guess it’s too late.

Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.

Try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

The things I would do if I got a few roofies in you.

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

The most common pickup line used in a gay bar: May I push in your stool?

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.

The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.

That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!

That’s a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?

That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

That dress looks great on you

Can you tell me how my cum tastes?

Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, “Wanna screw?”

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb!

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!

So, you must be the reason men fall in love.

So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?

So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.

So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.

So what haven’t you been told tonight?

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