Rajni's grammer

Ξ he wrote 2 speeches,nw they r kn as Direct speech,&Indirect speech Ξ he cn define verb without action Ξ he evn unnamd a thing&defind it as noun Ξ he 1ce exclaimd d sentence wth an ? mark Ξ he got full marks in lettr evn though he wrote his addres at last wth his name in beginning Ξ he 1ce usd word 'an' for honesty stil honesty being an unvovel wrd is representd with an 'an' b4 it

Flim world


-Da CD is not piratd of any of his flims,evn if some1 try to do so den a dark red warning cms tat 'OPERATìON FAILED ITS D FLIM OF RAJNIKANTH'

-Only his flim cn show u trailer mre tan d length of his flim.

-He watches HD clearity evn on black&white telivision.

Once rajni was operated for kidney stone

Once rajni was operated for kidney stone . . . .

Today that stone is know as mount everest

Who shake hands in Nokia mobile phones

Rajnikanth knows those two persons, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . who shake hands in Nokia mobile phones :-D:-D:-D

Run, Beg or Fight


Rajinikant - Osama

RAJINIKANTH was teaching his grandson how to use a toy gun in Chennai...

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Bin Laden died by mistake in Pakistan...!!;-) :-p

Sindoor ki keemat

Girl (Very Romanticlly)-
Ek chutki Sindur ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni babu...

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Rajnikant-0.00007892724576 RS.

Anna Rascala mind it. :D

Iron clothes

Rajnikant is Back Again


Rajanikanth brought a new road roller,
Do you know why. . .
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To

"IRON HIS CLOTHS"

How can India lose the world cup?

India

Virenda(R)
Tendulk(A)r
Yuvra(J)
Gaut(A)m
Ptha(N)
Dhon(I)
(K)ohli
Hrbh(A)jn
Z Kha(N)
Srisan(T)
As(H)win

RAJANIKANTH jisme ho
wo haregi kese??

Missed call 2 Graham Bell

Rajni in flash bak---

When Graham Bell discovered telephone he had already received 2 missed calls from Rajnikant!

Robot on Sunday

Why is Ind vs S.A. match on saturday this time, and not on sunday?
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Bcoz on sunday, RAJNIKANT's ROBOT is scheduled on sony...!

Japan Tsunami

Final warning guys.
Enough is enough..
No more Rajnikant joks pls..
He has felt so bad,
dat he hs started crying now,
n c japan is hvng TSUNAMI..

1 brave sperm

62 yrs ago, in South India
A Man slept wid his wife wearin 20 Condoms at a time.
Bt 1 Brave Sperm
managd 2 break da barriers & a child was Born.
He is
RAJNIKANTH

Chased by a gangster

Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it.

Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… And the gangster dies….

Brain Tumor

Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can’t be cured
and his death is imminent. In one of the! fights, our
great Rajanikanth is shot
in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking
away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long
Live Rajanikanth.

Big Boss

Once Rajnikant gt angry on his frnd, & told him nt 2 show his face ever again


today dat person is knwn as BIG BOSS.

From Washington DC to Chennai...

Rajni refused to be the President of the USA because they could not change the capital of USA from Washington DC to Chennai....

Cigarette and the sun...

1ce a person threw an ignited cigarette up in d sky

It fell on a planet

which is now known as
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SUN

Now do i even need 2 mention d name of dat person! ITs RAJANIKANTH

Change it to The Papa...

Rajni was once offered the title role in The Mummy. Rajni rejected it by saying " Mai femail roals nai khartha....

.....change it to The Papa!"

Rajikant just stole his age...

Once George Clooney (Danial Ocean of Ocean's 11) met Rajni, said i can steel anything 4m any where,at least in this steeling business i'm better than you,and went on to show Rajni.....
Rajni was about to open a sealed gasoline can(Rajni likes his drink neat),when this conversation started,he opened it and found its empty,why?Clooney stole the gasoline from inside the sealed can.
Rajni just smiled,and said so you think u r btr dn me?Ok,i'l show you.A old man was passing by,Rajni pointed that old man and asked Clooney,c that old man?right after the question that old man turned into a little boy.Clooney was suprised,he asked,what just happened?what did u do?
Rajni smiled,and said,ohh nothing,just stole his age.

Yet again of Rajnikant

1. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

2. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

3. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

4. It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

10 runs of 1 ball - Rajini WINS the match


























Chiranjeevi
Cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball….....
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power…...the ball goes far away and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru WINS the match….... .....


Shahrukh
Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball….....
Bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man….....the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw, ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram….
Shahruk WINS the match…....


Rajni
Rajni ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball….....
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power…....the ball splits into “TWO”
1 half goes to SIX.....The other half goes to FOUR........
Rajini WINS the match….... ....

Nothing is Rajnikant


Rajnikant - Rahul Dravid - Slow player








Only one Rajinikanth


Special Rajinikanth currency


Latest of Rajnikanth - This can't get any better!!!

#Rajnikanth planted the idea for the movie"Inception" into Christopher Nolan's mind while he was dreaming.

#Rajnikanth once wrote his Autobiography - The book is today known as The Guiness Book of World Records

#Rajnikanth knows who the F*** is Alice!

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off!

Superman, Batman, Spider man, Iron man and James Bond visit Rajnikanth on Guru Poornima each year!

Rajnikanth will deliver a pizza as soon as you think abt it, even before you order it!

When you say a 'No one is Perfecta/ Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.

Rajnikanth bought an iPhone now all iPhones are called Rphones!
Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the title wouldnt make any sense

Rajnikanth once donated blood to one man, he's now known as Superman

Rajnikanth once took a bath in Antarctica, which made him responsible for the melting of Arctic Ice and GLOBAL WARMING.


Rajnikanth was bitten by a snake. Three days later the snake died.

Rajnikanth can cook his 2 minute noodles in 1 minute.

Rajnikanth doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.

Rajnikanth once rolled a dice and scored a 7

Tamil Nadu is known for two things.. Filter Coffee and RajniKanth

Rajnikanth does not need a debugger, he makes the code confess its mistake.

Valentine’s Day Text Message For Boyfriend




Valentine’s Day Text Message For Boyfriend
  • You are the twinkle of my eyes; the smile on my lips; the joy of my face; without you I am incomplete.
  • When you need someone to be there for you, I’d be just sitting right beside you.
  • I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and I wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
  • I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.
  • I have sent you this sms to tell you that I am thinking about you. I hope that this 1 minute of messaging will help convey my 1 lifetime of love.
  • I m feeling so happy, do u know why? Cuz I m so lucky, do u know how? Cuz God loves me. Does u know how? Cuz he gave me a gift. Does u know what? Its YOU my love.
  • I just wanted you to know how very much I care, and that you are always in my thoughts even when I can’t be there. As you can see, you mean so much to me!
  • All day long, I hear people talking out loud. But when you talk to me, your sweet voice drowns out the crowd! I miss you.
  • You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
  • If you were to check my headphone one day, you will realize that yours will be the one and only name that appears in my inbox, sent messages and dialed numbers folder. Cos anything associated with you, is just too precious to be deleted away.
  • I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :)
  • If you wake up 1 day & were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
  • Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll breaks my heart 4ever!
  • I have liked many but loved very few. Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the world’s longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u
  • U’ v been called b4 cupids court 4 stealing my heart. Trespassing in my dreams & robin me of my senses .u ‘v been sentenced 2 a lifetime with me- how do u plead?
  • I miss the laughs I used to get from you; I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU! (",)
  • Dear, I think of you every second I am awake and dream of you every minute I am asleep. I love you.
  • My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never.
  • Don’t give password of our Love and friendship to anybody, because if u will say this password "I LOVE U" It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands.
  • Ur only mine when I dream. When I wake I wanna scream. U r not mine I m all alone. I can only text u on my fone. Do dreams lie or r deys true-I hope so cos boy I want u.
  • Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Where ever you go or when, you will always be near me.
  • A Perfect Gift for U! Today! Absolutely at no Cost, Non-taxable, Silent Performance, Extremely Personal, and Fully Returnable - it’s a SMILE from me. Enjoy & take care...
  • Certain people touches your heart and u can't stop thinking about them, that is the kind of person u are .........absent yet so near, simple yet worthy. That you should know!!!

Valentine’s Day Text Message




Valentine’s Day Text Message
  • Love means to see someone with closed eyes, to miss some1 in crowd, 2 find some1 in every thought, to live 4 some1, love some1, but sure that sum1 is ONLY one!
  • When I look at you, I cannot deny there is God, because only God could have created some one as wonderful n beautiful as you!
  • As days go by, my feelings get stronger, to be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true, Day & Night my thought r of U...
  • Sender: Name Missing* *Number Missing *Sent: Date missing *Missing U a lot that’s y everything is missing....
  • Softly d leaves of memories will fall, I’ll pick them up & gather them all, coz 2day, 2moro & till my life is through I’ll cherish having sum1 like u!
  • Memories r treasured no1 can steal. Parting is heartache no1 can heal. Sum1'll 4get u when u r gone but I’ll remember u no matter how long...
  • Q: Wat is love? * * * * * * * * A: Luv is when sum1 breaks ur heart n d most amazing things is tat u still love them wid every broken piece...!
  • I'll stand here 4ever, If 4ever's what it takes, because u r my 4ever and 4ever always waits.....
  • U'll always b mine 4 now n 4ever. U'll always b mine 4 ur my treasure. U'll always b mine pls tell me it’s true. Pls b mine 4everi'll always love u...!
  • when daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 somewhere is missing U....!
  • To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.
  • Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
  • I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Love U
  • Life is a book we all read it. Love is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
  • The way u look into my eyes, it scares me, The way u say I Love U, it scares me, The way u know just what to say, it scares me, The ways u scare me I love it.
  • A kiss is just a kiss till u finds the 1 u love. A hug is just a hug till u finds the 1 u r always thinking of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Love was just a word till I heard it from u.
  • Let's share the world. A sea is for you, and waves are for me. The sky is for you, and stars are for me. The sun is for you, and light is for me. Everything is for you, and you are for me.
  • It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, hrs to like someone, and takes a lifetime to forget someone.
  • In life don’t be slow so that I MISS U, Don’t be too fast that U MISS ME, Just BE WITH ME .So that WE ARE TOGETHER For the MOMENT called FOREVER.
  • God gave us two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to hear, But Y he gives U only 1 heart 'bcoz he gave the other 1 to find.
  • Heart can Skip beat for a while... Memories can be kept in d file... A desert can be replaced by Nile. But nothing can stop a smile, when ur name comes on my MOBILE.
  • U wanna know y I can’t sleep at night? Its bcoz my HEART tells me hw much I LOVE U, then my MIND says I want to see U, my SOUL wud whisper U r my life, here goes my HAND telling me to txt U. Such a crazy nyt. Nw U know y I have dis slypless nyts.

Bluetooth

In the thick forest of south africa a lion attacked Indian Boy. Boy gave a mised call to Rajnikanth's mobile n the lion fell down.
Rajnikanth killed da lion via BLUETOOTH!

Mamata Banerjee

Once Rajnikant said 2 a quiet shy girl...
"Plz say sumthing"
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MAMATA BANERJEE:-)

Intel

INTEL NEW TAG LINE FOR THE FASTEST PROCESSOR...
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RAJNI INSIDE.. ;)

Morning walk

Rajnikaant gOne fOr mOrning Walk,

And In afternOOn pOlice Arrest Him..!!

Why???


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Because He Reached USA witOut Visa.:-*

Morning walk

Rajnikaant gOne fOr mOrning Walk,

And In afternOOn pOlice Arrest Him..!!

Why???


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Because He Reached USA witOut Visa.:-*

Onion price down to Rs.3/Kg

...:BREAKING NEWS:
Onion price down to rs.3/Kg.

bcoz. . .

The prime minister Manmohan singh requested Rajnikant to cancel his onion dosa order :)

Breaking News

BREAKING NEWS: Train aur cycle ka accdnt... train me baithe saare log maare gaye... cycle driver faraar... police ki khoj jaari hai... driver ka naam -RAJNIKANT

I Love u Rajinikant

Boy..
"I love you.."

Girl..
"I love you too.."

Boy..
"I love you 3, 4, 5, 6, 7..!"

Girl.. (smiles)
"I love you infinite..!"

Boy..
"I love you Rajnikant..!"


Girl: *speechless*

Impossible

Impossible may be spelled as
'I m possible....'

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"Rajni can't"

It Hurts.. :-( :-|

ISRO does nt exist anymore

Breaking news:
ISRO does not exists any more.!


Rajnikanth purchased all the rockets for
''NEW YEAR CELEBRATIONS''

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