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मैगी और लालू की वापसी बताती है, अतीत में आप कितने भी जहरीले रहें हो मगर हिंदुस्तान आपको दुबारा अपना लेता है :
😝😝😝😝


Manager: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?📈📊
Employee :
After 3 quarters 🍷🍷🍷I don't really care about company, I just do the nagin dance.😝😜😂


Hi All, no hard feelings. But due to some issues, I'm  leaving this group, i just feel tht I dont belong to it, the things said here are totally against to what I believe in. You all have my contact number and will be in my heart always, thnx for everything. I take good memories from here. Love you all. Will try to meet whenever it's possible to meet...Said a man when he was leaving an alcohol rehabilitation group...😓😭


We are tourist in d world & GOD is our travel agent..
All our routes, reservation & destination hv been already fixed by GOD..
So trust Him & enjoy d tour :)


Truth & Patience are those rides which never let their rider fall,
Neither at anyone's feet, Nor in anyone's eyes.
Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behaviour does.


पत्नी—” सुनो जी, मैंने नए डिटर्जेन्ट से अपना नया सलवार-कमिज धोया और वो छोटा हो गया। अब मैं क्या करूँ ? ” पति—” उसी डिटर्जेन्ट से नहा भी ले….फिट आ जाएगा। ”


पति (फ़ोन पर पत्नी से) : तुम बहुत प्यारी हो।
पत्नी : थैंक्स
पति : तुम बिल्कुल राजकुमारी जैसी हो।
पत्नी : थैंक्यू सो मच डियर। तुम क्या कर रहे हो?
पति : मजाक


डैड :- बेटा तेरी कोई गर्लफ्रैंड है ?
बेटा :- नहीं
डैड :- बेटा आज कल तो सब की है, थोड़ा सोशल बनो !
बेटा (शरमाते हुऐ) :- हाँ, डैड एक है !
डैड :- चटाक, पटाक, दे चप्पल, दे थप्पड़ , हराम खोर तभी तो फेल हो रहा है !!


Attitude‬ तो मुझ मे बचपन से है..जब पैदा हुआ तो डेढ़ साल मैंने किसी से बात नही की । 😷😷😷😷


Biwi, Boss aur Modi main kya common hai??
Teeno sirf apne MAN KI BAAT kehte hai, humari to sunte hi nahi..


Modi was talking about
Family-Planing & Birth Control in Parliament.
Lalu got Angry & said...
Look boy,
When you can't Play the Game, Don't make rules for Champions!!


ठण्ड बड रही है | अब स्नान के निम्न प्रकार को इस्तेमाल किया
जा सकता है |
१ - कंकडी स्नान -> इस स्नान में पानी की बुदो को अपने ऊपर
छिडकते हुए , मुह धोया जा सकता है |
२ नल नमस्कार स्नान -> इस में आप नल को नमस्ते कर ले स्नान
माना जायेगा |
३ जल स्मरण स्नान -> यह उच्च कोटि का स्नान है , इसको रजाई
के अन्दर रहते हुए पानी से नहाने को याद कर लो नहाया हुआ
माना जायेगा|
४ और अन्तिम
स्पर्शानूभूति स्नान -> इस स्नान में नहाये हु व्यक्ति को छूकर '
त्वं स्नानम् , मम् स्नानम् ' कहने से स्नान माना जायेगा


पायल हज़ारो रूपये में आती है पर पैरो में पहनी जाती है
और.....
बिंदी 1 रूपये में आती है मगर माथे पर सजाई जाती है
इसलिए कीमत मायने नहीं रखती उसका मान मायने रखता हैं
एक किताबघर में पड़ी गीता और कुरान आपस में कभी नहीं लड़ते,
और जो उनके लिए लड़ते हैं वो कभी उन दोनों को नहीं पढ़ते....
नमक की तरह कड़वा ज्ञान देने वाला ही सच्चा मित्र होता है,
मिठी बात करने वाले तो चापुलुस भी होते है
इतिहास गवाह है की आज तक कभी नमक में कीड़े नहीं पड़े।
और मिठाई में तो अक़्सर कीड़े पड जाया करते है ..............

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एक रात को एक घर मे चोर घुस गया!!.
पति पत्नी ने उसे मिलकर पकङ लिया।
ओर पत्नी जो बहुत मोटी (110Kg) थी
चोर के उपर बैठ गयी
ओर अपने पती से बोलीः आप जाईए पुलिस को बुलाकर लाइए।
ये सुनकर पती इधर उधर देखने लगा।
पत्नीः क्या देख रहे हो जाओ!
पतिः मेरी चपल नही मिल रही है!...
नीचे से चोर कराहते हुएः अबे साले मेरी पहने के जा
लेकिन जल्दी बुला के ला!!


टीचर- थारी हाज़री घणी कम है। तू एग्जाम में नी बैठ सके.....
रामुडो- कोइ बात कोनी।
ओपणे अतो  घमंड कोनी है। आपा तो उबा उबा ही परीक्षा दे दे स्या।


एक पति करवाचौथ की शाम को पत्नी से (गलती से हड़बड़ में बोल गया) - जल्दी पूजा करो ......दो,तीन जगह और जाना है ।


Ultimate bezzati :
Wife :Kitni frequency ka Earthquake aaya tha...??
Husband : 7.9
Wife: Ab toh earthquakes bhi tumhare INCREMENT se zyaada aane lage hain...


ब्रेकिंग न्यूज़- पूरे इंडिया में मोबाइल कम्पनी को 2000 करोड़ रूपये का घाटा।।
मेहँदी लगी होने के कारण सभी औरतों ने 4 घण्टे मोबाईल का व्हाट्सएप्प का त्याग किया।


कोशिश कर, हल निकलेगा,
आज नही तो, कल निकलेगा...
भीम की तरह प्रतिज्ञा तो कर,
मरूस्थल से भी जल निकलेगा..
मेहनत कर, पौधो को पानी दे,
बंजर जमीन से भी फल निकलेगा...
ताकत जुटा, हिम्मत को आग दे,
फौलाद का भी बल निकलेगा...
जिन्दा रख, दिल में उम्मीदों को,
समन्दर से भी अमृत निकलेगा...
कोशिशें जारी रख कुछ कर गुजरने की,
जो है आज थमा थमा सा, कल चल निकलेगा


प्रोफेसर : 5 के बीच में 4
लिखकर बताओ...?
चीन        : मज़ाक मत करो..!
जापान     : नामुमकिन..!
अमेरिकन : सवाल गलत है..!
UK         : नेट पर नहीं है..!
इंडियन    : इजी…!
                  F (IV) E
      इसे कहते है “जुगाड़ ” भारतीयोँ ने गणित इतिहास को हिला डाला..!  ~मेरा भारत महान                        
😀😀😛😛😜😜


गुरु जी:-  बताओ की दुनिया में कितने देश हैं ???
शिष्य:- एक है,  और वो है ....भारत       .
गुरु जी:- अच्छा,  तो फिर अमेरिका,  फ्रांस,  इंग्लैंड,  पाकिस्तान,
श्रीलंका, ये सब क्या हैं ???
शिष्य - ये सब तो विदेश हैं ना गुरु जी।
 हेड-मास्टर आज तक कोमा में है। 😆😆😆
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


एक 'अँधा आर्मी में भर्ती होने के लिए गया।
मेज़र:-
'मैं तुम्हे किस काम के लिए रखूं?
अँधा:-
अंधाधुंध फायरिंग के लिए।


ज्योतिषी : तुम्हारा नाम कविता है ?
कविता : जी महाराज
ज्योतिषी : प्रीत तेरे पति का नाम है ?
कविता : जी जी महाराज (हाँथ जोड़ते हुए)
ज्योतिषी : तेरे दो लड़के और एक लड़की है ?
कविता : जी जी महराज (आश्चर्य से झुक कर
प्रणाम करते हुए)
ज्योतिषी : तूने कल 10 किलो चावल खरीदे है ?
कविता : पैरो पर गिर कर महराज आप तो अंतरयामी
हो
ज्योतिषी : अगली बार कुंडली लाना राशन कार्ड
नही


💃एक महिला दूसरी से : बहिन कैसी रही दिवाली?😊
दूसरी💃: अरे बहन दिन भर चक्री जैसी घुमी🌀, फुलझड़ी जैसी चिर्चिराई, अनार जैसी बिफरी और आखरी में बम् जैसी फट गयी..💥.😂



दया: सर, ये तो मर गया है।
ACP: तलाशी लो इसकी
 दया: जेब में कुछ है,
सर ये तो  प्रेम रतन धन पायो का टिकट है।
 ACP: इसका मतलब समझे दया, आत्महत्या है यह।


Patanjali is now a 2000 crore empire, selling Ayurvedic Biscuits, Soaps and even Noodles.
They have proved that you don't always need sexy half naked women to sell products.
Half naked men are also equally effective.


बीवी मंदिर गयी और मन्नत का धागा बाँधने के लिए हाथ उठाये...
फिर कुछ सोच
कर मन्नत का धागा बांधे बिना ही हाथ नीचे कर लिये।
पति: ये क्या ? मन्नत नही मॉंगी ?
पत्नी: माँगने ही लगी थी कि ईश्वर आपकी तमाम मुश्किलें दूर कर दे....
फिर सोचा कहीं मैं ही न निपट जाऊँ!


NASA को चाँद पर 10000 टन पानी मिला।
स्वाद भी बिलकुल भारतीय पानी जैसा ही है।
जाँच करने पर पता चला है कि यह तो वही पानी है
जो भारतीय महिलाओं ने करवाचौथ पर चाँद को पिलाया था।💦💦💦💦😂😂😂😜😜


पत्नी अर्धांगिनी होती है,
इसलिए उसे आधी जानकारी ही दें, जीवन के आधे कष्ट कम हो जायेंगे। ::
:-  चाणक्य के फूफाजी 😛😛
आधी जानकारी होना, पूरी जानकारी होने से भी ज्यादा घातक हॆ।
क्योंकि, फिर आपकी अर्धांगिनी आधी जानकारी को पूरी, अपने मुताबिक कर लेगी॥
:- चाणक्य के फूफाजी की अर्धांगिनी 😎😎😝😝


बिहार में आज शुभ मुहूर्त में अच्छी बोहनी के साथ गोपालगंज के एक व्यापारी के बेटे का अपहरण हुआ है। लालू जी ने लघु कुटीर उद्योग को प्रोत्साहन देना शुरू कर दिया है


4 दिन मे कितना बदल गया मेरा हिन्दुस्तान!!
न बीफ पर कोई बयान
न अरहर की चिंता
न पुरुस्कार लौटाना
देश सहिष्णु हुआ है या चुनाव ख़त्म?


प्रेम रतन धन पायो
बहुत सारा धन पायो
हद से ज्यादा धन पायो
पर आप इतना धन नही पायो
इस लिये देखने मत जायो
सलमान खान डबल रोल मे आयो
सोनम कपूर को राजकुमारी के रूप मे दिखायो
राज घराने मे iPhone/iPad चलायो
खूब सारी लग्जरी कारे दिखायो
फालतू की सजावट करवायो
हर किसी से इंग्लिश बुलवायो
देश के सारे कल्चर एक ही महल मे घुसायो
अनुपम खेर एक्टिंग की माँ-बहन करवायो
 फालतू डायलॉग्स बुलवायो
हम तो गलती से देख आयो
कह रहे हैं मत जायो
कह रहे हैं मत जायो ।।


Prem ratan theater aayo.
Prem ratan ticket book karayo.
Prem ratan ghatiya review payo.
Prem ratan ticket cancel karayo.
Prem ratan ghar wapas aayo.
Prem ratan gana hi gana payo.
Prem ratan movie na mujhko bhayo.
Prem ratan diwali me jamke ullu banayo.
Prem ratan faltoo ka paisa waste karayo.
Prem ratan sir dukhayo.
Prem ratan dhan lutayo.
Prem ratan rupiyo dubayo....


फूलो में भी कीड़े पाये
जाते हैं..,
पत्थरो में भी हीरे पाये
जाते हैं..,
बुराई को छोड़कर अच्छाई देखो यारों..,
नर में भी नारायण पाये जाते हैं..!!"


आठवीं पास शिक्षामंत्री,
हाईस्कूल फेल मंत्री
चायवाला PM
और
 चपरासी की लाइन मे PHD, Engineer, Graduate.
 12 रूपए में बीमा और 200 रूपए में दाल....
ताजमहल ही क्यों ?.... पूरा देश अजूबा घोषित कर दो !!😂😁


Teacher: What is Success?
Indian Student: Success is when a Tea seller of India is served Tea by Queen Elizabeth.

आज की smart बहु

"आज की smart बहु"
(पढ़ लो... पर... पर... हँसना मना है)
एक बहु और एक सास,
और उनके पुत्र श्री प्रकाश,
बैठे थे उदास!
.
अचानक माँ ने कहा -
" बेटा कल्पना करो कि
हम और बहू दोनों गंगा जी नहाने जाएँ,
हमारा पैर फिसल जाए,
.
और हम दोनों डूबने लग जाएँ,
तो तू अपना धरम कैसे निभाएगा?
.
डूबती हुई माँ और बीबी में किसको बचाएगा??"
मेहरबान ! कदरदान ! साहिबान !
लड़का था परेशान!
उसके दिमाग में कोई युक्ति नहीं आई!
.
क्योंकि,
एक तरफ था कुआँ
और दूसरी तरफ थी खाई!
.
अचानक बीबी ने मुँह खोला
और यूँ बोली -
"हे मेरे नव-पतिदेव,
आप अपना धर्म
श्रवण कुमार की तरह निभाना।
.
डूबती हुई माँ और बीबी में
अपनी माँ को ही बचाना।
माँ की ममता की लाज को मत लजाना।
.
अरे हमारा क्या है
हम तो जवान हैं,
मौत से भी जूझ जाएँगे
और हमें बचाने के लिए
तो
जिन्हे तैरना नहीं आता
साले वो भी कूद जाएँगे।"

Geography Of A Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of her business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and
the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

and.....

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 99, a man is like Pakistan - ruled by nuts!!

Karwa Chauth, Happy Karva Chauth SMS, whatsapp Text Messages, wishes and greetings - 3

You r my first Love and I’m willing to take
chance, until life is through, I’ll still
be loving you. I’ll b true 2 u,
just a promise frrom u’ll do,,,,Happy Karwa Chauth


Like the Moon n Twinkling stares, y r
perfect the way u r. so close your eyes and
wait for me,,,then u’ll see you are the one for me
!Happy Karwa Chauth


Muhabbat aik aisi bhi,
Khuda ki banai moti si,
Bhook pyaas se aur chamke.
Aise fitrat karva chauth ki jyoti si
Happy Karwa Chauth


I started living the day you came in my
life,,,so if u r fasting for me then I just
want to let u know that I want 2 live as
long as you r there with me,,,
Happy Karwa Chauth


Aaj mujhe aapka khaas intezaar hai,
Ye din hai karvachauth ka
Apki lambi umra ki mujhe darkaar hai
Jaldi aana, yakin karna apke liye sab chorr
baitha apka pyar hai !


God Will Bless You
For A Happy And Long Life In Our Companion.
The Sindhoor Decorates The Forehead Of A Woman.
I Love You Dear And Will Always
Protect You In My Warm Arms.
Happy Karva Chauth!


Ye biwiyan bhi bohut azeeb hoti hai
364 din pati ko jeene nahi deti aur 1 din
Karwa Chauth ka vrat kar marne bhi nahi deti
Happy Karwa Chauth


As you celebrate the bond of marriage,
wishing you a life of love and togetherness today and always.
Happy Karva Chauth


Pray, the Sindoor adorns the forehead of
every woman. Let God Bless you for a long and a Happy married Life.
Happy Karwa Chauth!


If I were a tear in ur eye I wood roll down
onto ur lips. But if you were a tear in my
eye, I wood never cry as I wood be afraid
to lose you! Thanks for being mine forever.
Happy Karva Chauth!


Fast taken by wives.. For well being,
longevity and prosperity of husbands.
Seeking his blessings. May this blissful
day fills your life.. With love and
happiness. Happy Karwa Chauth


On this Karwa Chauth, sending my heartfelt
wishes you way. May all your prayers for
your husband’s well being, be answered
today and always. Happy Karwa Chauth


As you worship the Moon God.. and pray fot
the long life of your husband.. May you be
blessed with.. All that you heart desires.
Happy Karwa Chauth


Every one wants 2 b the sun and bring
brightness into ur lif, but I want 2 b the
Moon and give you light in the darkest
moment of life ,,,,Happy Karwa Chauth


The Moon is shining brightly,,,the festival
mood is all around,,,but u r so far away,,,Sweetheart, I miss u much,,,
On this Karwa Chauth !


I never wanted the stars, never shot for
the moon, I like them right where they are,,,all I wanted was You !
Happy Karwa Chauth


May The Sindoor,
Testify Your Prayers,
For Your Husband’s Long Life.
The Mangal Sutra Reminds You Of,
The Promises That Binds You.
And The Color Of Mehndi,
Prove The Depth Of Your Love.
Happy Karwa Chauth!


May The Moon Light,
Flood Your Life With,
Happiness & Joy,
Peace & Harmony.
Happy Karwa Chauth!


Hope this day strengthens the bond of love between you two.
May the almighty bless you with a happy and long married life.
Happy Karwa Chauth!


When I say I love you,
It doesn’t mean just 3 words of love,
It means I care for you,
I trust u,
I believe you,
I miss you,
Love sometimes changes some moment
And sometimes Whole Life!
Happy Karwa Chauth…!!


A Dark Cloud Of Gloom Is Hovering My Heart,
Am Praying For Your Happiness and Long Life,
You Are Always In My Heart,
Missing You Very Much On This Karwa Chauth…


On this Karwa Chauth, sending my heartfelt wishes you way.
May all your prayers for your husband’s
well-being, be answered today and always.
Happy Karwa Chauth.


Fast taken by wives…
For well-being, longevity
and prosperity of husbands.
Seeking his blessings.
May this blissful day fills your life…
With love and happiness.
Happy Karwa Chauth!


I told my heart not to beat since u were filled in it,
It kept my word and stop the beat.
Since the blood was passing through the heart,
The passes of each drop said your name my love!
Thanks for praying for me.
Happy Karva Chauth!!


On This Blessed Night,
May the Jingling of Churis,
Fill Your Life With Good Luck,
The Twinkling Of Payal,
Announce Your Love For Him,
HAPPY KARWA CHAUTH…!!


Sabhi Married Bhaiyo ko yeh suchit Kiya jata hai,
ki Karwa Chauth ke din Savdhani aur Dhiraj Se kaam le,
Becoz Bhuki Sherni Jyada Khatarnaak Hoti hai…
Happy Karwa Chauth


May The Sindoor,
Testify Your Prayers,
For Your Husband’s Long Life.
The Mangal Sutra Reminds You Of,
The Promises That Binds You.
And The Color Of Mehndi,
Prove The Depth Of Your Love.
Happy Karwa Chauth..!!


When I say I love you,
It doesn’t mean just 3 words of love,
It means I care for you,
I trust u,
I believe you,
I miss you,
Love sometimes changes some moment
And sometimes Whole Life!
Happy Karwa Chauth…!!


Its day of fast my wife
I know you care for my life
Though I can eat
but believe I did not take any wheat
I as Husband cares of your
Every moment I love you More .. More More..
Happy Karwa Chauth to my darling wife….


On This Blessed Night,
May The Jingling Of Churis,
Fill Your Life With Good Luck,
The Twinkling Of Payal,
Announce Your Love For Him,
HAPPY KARWA CHAUTH…!!


A Dark Cloud Of Gloom Is Hovering My Heart,
Am Praying For Your Happiness and Long Life,
You Are Always In My Heart,
Missing You Very Much On This Karwa Chauth…


May The Moon Light,
Flood Your Life With,
Happiness and Joy,
Peace and Harmony.
Happy Karwa Chauth..!!


I’m feeling so happy, do u know why?
Cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
Cuz God loves me.Do u know how?
Cuz he gave me a gift.
Do u know what?
Its YOU my love!
Happy Karwa Chauth…!!


We’ll make life a bed of roses, no pain, no loss and no fear.
You simply ask to God for our togetherness and I will do the rest. Happy Karwa Chauth!


On this Karwa Chauth, sending my heartfelt wishes you way.
May all your prayers for your husband’s well being, be answered today and always.
Happy Karwa Chauth.


The moon is shining brightly…
The festive mood is all around…
But you are so far away…
Sweetheart, I miss you so much,
On this Karwa Chauth.


Fast taken by wives…
For well being, longevity
and prosperity of husbands.
Seeking his blessings.
May this blissful day fills your life…
With love and happiness.
Happy Karwa Chauth…………….


As you worship the Moon God…
and pray fot the long life of your husband…
May you be blessed with…
All that you heart desires.
Happy Karwa Chauth


I told my heart not to beat since u were filled in it,
It kept my word and stop the beat.
Since the blood was passing through the heart,
The passes of each drop said ur name my love!
Thanks for praying for me.
Happy Karva Chauth!!


If I were a tear in ur eye I wood roll down onto ur lips.
But if you were a tear in my eye,
I wood never cry as I wood be afraid to lose you!
Thanks for being mine forever.
Happy Karva Chauth!

Karwa Chauth, Happy Karva Chauth SMS, whatsapp Text Messages, wishes and greetings - 2

May The Sindoor,
Testify Your Prayers,
For Your Husband's Long Life.
The Mangal Sutra Reminds You Of,
The Promises That Binds You.
And The Color Of Mehndi,
Prove The Depth Of Your Love.
Happy Karwa Chauth..!!

 
On This Blessed Night,
May The Jingling Of Churis,
Fill Your Life With Good Luck,
The Twinkling Of Payal,
Announce Your Love For Him,
HAPPY KARWA CHAUTH...!!


May The Moon Light,
Flood Your Life With,
Happiness & Joy,
Peace & Harmony.
Happy Karwa Chauth..!!

 
We'll make life a bed of roses,
no pain, no loss and no fear.
You simply ask to God for our togetherness
and I will do the rest. Happy Karwa Chauth!

 
I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
Cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
Cuz God loves me.Do u know how?
Cuz he gave me a gift.
Do u know what?
Its YOU my love!
Happy Karwa Chauth...!!

 
When I say I love you,
It doesn’t mean just 3 words of love,
It means I care for you,
I trust u,
I believe you,
I miss you,
Love sometimes changes some moment
And sometimes Whole Life!
Happy Karwa Chauth...!!

 
Muhabbat aik aisi bhi,
Khuda ki banai moti si,
Bhook pyaas se aur chamke..
Aise fitrat karva chauth ki jyoti si....

 
Aaj mujhe aapka khaas intezaar hai,
Ye din hai karvachauth ka..
Apki lambi umra ki mujhe darkaar hai..
Jaldi aana, yakin karna apke liye sab chorr baitha apka pyar hai

 
Suraj Ne Phoolo Se Pucha
Aaj Tu Itne Khush Kyon Ho
Phoolo Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha
Aaj Karva Chouth Hai

 
Fast taken by wives...
4 well being, longevity
nd prosperity of husbands.
Seeking his blessings.
May dis blissful day fills your life...
With love and happiness

 
Dil ki ye khwahish hai ki main tumhare ghar aau baar baar aau. har baar aau. kundi khatkhatau aur bhaag jaau


May god bless you with
Happy and Prosperous Long Life
HAPPY KARWA CHAUTH…!!

 
On this Divine day God may shower
his blessings on both of you
Wishes on Karwa Chauth

 
A Dark Cloud Of Gloom Is Hovering My Heart,
Am Praying For Your Happiness and Long Life,
You Are Always In My Heart,
Missing You Very Much On This Karwa Chauth…

 
I’m feeling so hpy, do u knw y?
Cuz i m so lucky, do u knw hw?
Cuz God loves me.Do u knw hw?
Cuz he gve me a gft.
Do u knw wat?
Its U my lve!

 
We’ll make life a bed of roses, no pain, no loss and no fear.
You simply ask to God for our togetherness and I will do the rest. Happy Karwa Chauth!

 
On this Karwa Chauth, sending my heartfelt wishes you way.
May all your prayers for your husband’s well being, be answered today and always.
Happy Karwa Chauth.

 
The moon is shining brightly…
The festive mood is all around…
But you are so far away…
Sweetheart, I miss you so much,
On this Karwa Chauth.

 
As you worship the Moon God…
and pray fot the long life of your husband…
May you be blessed with…
All that you heart desires.
Happy Karwa Chauth

 
Karva Chauth is that one day celebration that comes annually and is observed by women in India for the welfare and health of their husbands. Happy Karva.

   
Sabhi Vivahit bhaiyo Ko Yah suchit Kiya jata hai ki Aaj ke din Savdhani aur Dhiraj Se kaam leve... Bhuki Sherni Jyada Khatarnak Hoti hai. Happy Karvacha.

 
Pray, the Sindoor adorns the forehead of every woman.
Let God Bless you for a long and a Happy married Life.
Happy Karwa Chauth!!!

 
Dear Honey,
Sending you my warm wishes on Karwa Chauth...
for a long happy married life....

 
Dhanya woh devi jo pati sukh hetu vrat paave, Dhanya woh pati jo devi roop patni paave, Happy Karwa Chauth.


Hope this day makes the bond of our marriage stronger.
Happy Karwa Chauth to My Sweet Loving Wife.


Jab Tak Na Dekhe Chahera Aapka, Na Safal Ho Ye Tyohar Hamara, Aapke Bina Adhura He Jivan Hamara, Jaldi Aao Dikhado Apni Surat, Aur Kar Do Karva Chauth Safal Hamara.


Ham To Bhukh Se Mar Rahe He Yahan Par Aapko Hamari Qadar Hai Kahan, Aaj Hai Hamara Karva Chauth, Aake Pilao Pani Dur Karo hamari Pareshani.
Happy Karva Chauth.


Jo Hame Apki Ek Zalak Mil Jaye, To Hamara Ye Vrat Safal Ho Jaye, Ham To Baithe Hain Aapke Intezar Mein, Aap Aaye Aur Hamare Vrat Ko Pura Karde.
Happy Karwa Chauth.


Jan Heet Me Jari Aaj Ye Farman Hai, Dil Se Nikla Hua Ye Hamara Aramaan Hai, Hai Aaj Karva Chauth Suhani, Jis Par Fida Hamari Jaan Hai,
Happy Karwa Chauth.


Pura Din Hai Aaj Hamara Upavas, Pati Aaye Jaldi Yahi He Aas, Na todna Hamari Ye Aas, Kyu Ke Aaj He Karva Chauth, Aaj Ke Din Mat Karna Hamara Uphaus…
“HAPPY KARVA CHAUTH”


Mere Dil Me Aaj He Ye Tammana, Unke Liye Karu Me Koi Kamna, Marte Dum Tak Rahe Jaye Jo Yaad, Karna He Aisa Koi Kaaj….. Ham Rahenge Karwa Chauth Aaj.
Happy Karwa Chatuh


Jab Jab Aati He Karwa Chauth, Tab Tab Hoti He Hame Kahushi, Har Din Manaye Khushiya, Bas Ek Din Ka Rahe Upvaas…
Happy Karwa Chauth.


Maherban He Aaj Ham Par Bhagvan, Hamko Diya He Pyare Pati Ka Vardan, Ye He Karwa Chauth Ki Kamyaabi,
Aur Hamara Dil Karta He Wah Wahi…
Happy Karwa Chauth.


Karwa Chauth Ka Anand Ek Stri Hi Janti He, Apne Pati Ki Mohabat To Ek Stri Hi Janti He, Na Jane Kyu Par Aaj Kahene Ko Ji Chata He Ke, Karwa Chauth Hi Uske Bhagya Ko Banati He…


Karwa Chauth Ka Yeh Tyohar, Aaye Aur Laaye Khushiyan Hazaar, Yehi Hai Dua Hamari Aap Har Baar Manayein Yeh Tyohar,
Salamat Rahey Aap Aur Aapka Pariwar”.


When I say I love you, It doesn’t mean just 3 words of love, It means I care for you, I trust u, I believe you, I miss you, Love sometimes changes some moment And sometimes Whole Life!
Happy Karwa Chauth…!!


A Dark Cloud Of Gloom Is Hovering My Heart, Am Praying For Your Happiness and Long Life, You Are Always In My Heart, Missing You Very Much On This Karwa Chauth…


On this Karwa Chauth, sending my heartfelt wishes you way. May all your prayers for your husband’s well-being, be answered today and always.
Happy Karwa Chauth.


Fast taken by wives… For well-being, longevity and prosperity of husbands. Seeking his blessings. May this blissful day fills your life… With love and happiness.
Happy Karwa Chauth!


I told my heart not to beat since u were filled in it, It kept my word and stop the beat. Since the blood was passing through the heart, The passes of each drop said your name my love! Thanks for praying for me.
Happy Karva Chauth!!


On This Blessed Night, May the Jingling of Churis, Fill Your Life With Good Luck, The Twinkling Of Payal, Announce Your Love For Him,
HAPPY KARWA CHAUTH…!!


May The Sindoor,Testify Your Prayers,For Your Husband’s Long Life.The Mangal Sutra Reminds You Of,The Promises That Binds You.And The Color Of Mehndi,Prove The Depth Of Your Love.
Happy Karwa Chauth!


May The Moon Light,Flood Your Life With,Happiness & Joy,Peace & Harmony.
Happy Karwa Chauth!


Hope this day strengthens the bond of love between you two.May the almighty bless you with a happy and long married life.
Happy Karwa Chauth!


Happy Karwa Chauth to all My friends, May The Moon Light, Flood Your Life With Happiness & Joy, Peace & Harmony.

Karwa Chauth, Happy Karva Chauth SMS, whatsapp Text Messages, wishes and greetings - 1



Subah ki kiran mein sargi milegi,
Aaj har patni dulhan ki tarah sajegi,
Is vrat se humare pati ki umar badhegi
Har patni ko mata yeh ashirwaad degi.
Happy Karva Chauth


Apne haathon mein choodiyaan sajaye
Maathe pe apne sindhoor lagaye,
Nikle har suhagan chand ke intezaar me,
Rab unki har manokaamna poori krayein


Jab tak na dekhey chahera aap ka, Na safal ho yeh tyohaar hamara, Aapke bina adhura hai jivan hamara, Jaldi aao, dikha do apni surat, Aur kar do karva chauth safal hamara.


Aao baithe sang aaj shaam, Kare puja or mata tk pahuchaye pegaam Humare patiyon ki umar ho lambi, Bas yehi mile is vrat ka inaam…!!


Pura din hai aaj hamara upavas, Pati aaye jaldi yahi he aas, Na todna hamari ye aas, Kyu ke aaj he karva chauth, Aaj ke din mat karna humara uphaas.


Aaye to sang laye khushiyan hazar, Har saal manayein hum yeh tyohar, Bhr de hmara daaman khushiyo ke sath De jaye umar tumhe hazaar hazaar saal!


Dhanya woh devi jo pati sukh hetu vrat paave, Dhanya woh pati jo devi roop patni paave, Dhanya wo swaroop jo Manushyata ka deep jalawe.


Jan heet me jari aaj ye farman hai, Dil se nikla hua ye hmara armaan h Hai aaj karva chauth suhani, Jis par fida hamari jaan hain…!!!


Aaj mujhey aap ka khaas besabri intezaar hain, Ye subh din fir se aaya hain Karva Chauth ka.. Aap ki lambi umra ki mujhey darkaar hain, Jldi aana, ykin krna apke liye sb chorr betha apka pyar hai.


Congratulation..
To All Husbands..
For Renewal Of Their Annual Life Insurance.
करवाचौथ की बधाई


🌹करवा चौथ (करक चतुर्थी) अर्थात भारतीय नारी के समर्पण, शीलता, सहजता, त्याग, महानता एवं पति परायणा को व्यक्त करता एक पर्व। दिन भर स्वयं भूखा प्यासा रहकर रात्रि को जब मांगने का अवसर आया तो अपने पति देव के मंगलमय, सुखमय और दीर्घायु जीवन की ही याचना करना यह नारी का त्याग और समर्पण नही तो और क्या है ?
🌹करवा चौथ का वास्तविक संदेश दिन भर भूखे रहना ही नहीं अपितु यह है नारी अपने पति की प्रसन्नता के लिए, सलामती के लिए इस हद तक जा सकती है कि पूरा दिन भूखी - प्यासी भी रह सकती है। करवा चौथ नारी के लिए एक व्रत है और पुरुष के लिए एक शर्त।
🌹शर्त केवल इतनी कि जो नारी आपके लिए इतना कष्ट सहती है उसे कष्ट न दिया जाए। जो नारी आपके लिए समर्पित है उसको और संतप्त न किया जाए। जो नारी प्राणों से बढ़कर आपका सम्मान करती है जीवन भर उसके सम्मान की रक्षा का प्रण आप भी लो। उसे उपहार नहीं आपका प्यार चाहिए।


May the sight of full moon fill your heart with happiness.
Wishing you a blessed Karwa Chauth.


On this Karwa Chauth, sending my heartfelt wishes you way.
May all your prayers for your husband's well being, be answered today and always.


The moon is shining brightly...
The festive mood is all around...
But you are so far away...
Sweetheart, I miss you so much,
On this Karwa Chauth.


Fast taken by wives...
For well being, longevity
and prosperity of husbands.
Seeking his blessings.
May this blissful day fills your life...
With love and happiness.


A dark cloud of gloom is hovering over my heart...
I am praying for your long life and you are always in my thaughts...
Missing you dearly on this Karwa Chauth.


As you worship the Moon God...
and pray fot the long life of your husband...
May you be blessed with...
All that you heart desires.
Happy Karwa Chauth



If I were a tear in ur eye I wood roll down onto ur lips.
But if u were a tear in my eye,
I wood never cry as I wood be afraid 2 lose u!
Thanks for being mine forever.
Happy Karva Chauth!


Sabhi vivahit bhaiyon ko yeh soochit kiya jata hai ki
Aaj Karwa Chauth ke din savdhani aur dhiraj se kaam leve...
Bhukhi sherni zyada khatarnak hoti hai.
Happy Karva Chauth!!!


May The Sindoor,
Testify Your Prayers,
For Your Husband's Long Life.
The Mangal Sutra Reminds You Of,
The Promises That Binds You.
And The Color Of Mehndi,
Prove The Depth Of Your Love.
Happy Karwa Chauth!


May The Moon Light,
Flood Your Life With,
Happiness & Joy,
Peace & Harmony.
Happy Karwa Chauth!


Hope this day strengthens the bond of love between you two.
May the almighty bless you with a happy and long married life.
Happy Karwa Chauth!


When I say I love you,
It doesn't mean just 3 words of love,
It means I care for you,
I trust u,
I believe you,
I miss you,
Love sometimes changes some moment
And sometimes Whole Life!
Happy Karwa Chauth...!!


A Dark Cloud Of Gloom Is Hovering My Heart,
Am Praying For Your Happiness and Long Life,
You Are Always In My Heart,
Missing You Very Much On This Karwa Chauth...


On this Karwa Chauth, sending my heartfelt wishes you way.
May all your prayers for your husband's well-being, be answered today and always.
Happy Karwa Chauth.


Fast taken by wives...
For well-being, longevity
and prosperity of husbands.
Seeking his blessings.
May this blissful day fills your life...
With love and happiness.
Happy Karwa Chauth!


I told my heart not to beat since u were filled in it,
It kept my word and stop the beat.
Since the blood was passing through the heart,
The passes of each drop said your name my love!
Thanks for praying for me.
Happy Karva Chauth!!


On This Blessed Night,
May the Jingling of Churis,
Fill Your Life With Good Luck,
The Twinkling Of Payal,
Announce Your Love For Him,
HAPPY KARWA CHAUTH...!!


What is the english movie name for Karvachauth?
'Fast and Furious'... One day Fast, 364 days Furious 😝


They walk 👫 with us through thick & thin, they stand by us whether we lose or win,........they fight with us and then  make up,all our worries they take up, ..........with them around, we feel secure, Just their long, healthy life .....we ask for no more.....🍺🍺 Cheers to our husbands!!! A very Happy Karvachauth💏 💕💕


Happy Diwali, Shubh Deepawali sms, whatsapp text messages, wishes, greetings - 3




May the lights of Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony!
Wish you a very Happy Diwali!


I wish that the only time there is darkness around you is when you are watching your favorite movie or sleeping peacefully!
Happy Deepawali!


Bunty: I had good fun bursting crackers yesterday.
Pappu: Yeah, it's good fun but I tried using an empty Kingfisher beer bottle for rocket but it simply refused to FLY.


Many Deepavali festivals have come and gone. Yet the hearts of the vast majority are as dark as the night of the new moon. The house is lit with lamps, but the heart is full of the darkness of ignorance. O man! wake up from the slumber of ignorance. Realize the constant and eternal light of the soul which neither rises nor sets, through meditation and deep enquiry.
Have a serene and blissful Diwali!


May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious festival, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer; and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.
Warm wishes on this festival of Diwali!


May Goddess Lakshmi step into your home and bring peace, contentment, happiness, good health and wealth in your life!
Happy Diwali Greetings!


May this festival of lights help you in attaining inner illumination!
May the supreme light enlighten your understanding!
May you acquire the inexhaustible spiritual wealth of the inner-self!
May you prosper gloriously on the material as well as spiritual planes!
Wish you a blissful Diwali!


May Goddess Lakshmi bestow you with opulence and prosperity;
Lord Ganesha remove every obstacle from your life;
Lord Shiva bestow you with mercy and compassion;
Goddess Parvati give you love and devotion;
Lord Brahma give you wise speech;
And Lord Vishnu give you peace and truth!
Have a blessed and blissful Deepavali!


You have no idea how much l like you;
How much you make me smile;
How much l love talking to you:
Or how much l wish you were here!
I wish you were able to brighten my festivities on this festival of lights!
Missing you! Happy Diwali!


"Bandi Chorr Divas" (Diwali of Sikhs)
In Oct of 1619, Sufi saint Hajrat Mian Mir pressurized Emperor Jahangir to release Guru Hargobind Ji, who was held kept captive due to religious bigotry.
The Guru set forth a condition stating that he will embrace the independence only if 52 other Rajas imprisoned along with him are also freed. Jahangir relented grudgingly and ordained, "Let those rajahs be freed who can hold on to the Guru's coat tails and walk out of prison".
The Guru asked for a cloak with 52 tails, holding which all the Rajas got freed from Jahangir's detention, which later lead to Guru Hargobind's being decorated with the titled of "Bandi Chhor".
Post his release, when the Guru reached Amritsar on Diwali eve, the entire Harmandir Sahib was lit with hundreds of lamps to celebrate his return hence leading to the onset of "Bandi Chhor Divas" celebrations.
Happy Bandi Chorr Divas and warm wishes of Diwali!


On this Diwali festival, may you be blessed with
Hrithik's six pack body;
Salman's perennial youth;
Saif's eye for freshness;
Shah Rukh's sense of humour;
Aamir's dedication for excellence;
And Amitabh's continuous reigning success!


On this auspicious festival of lights, I pray to God to give you
Shanti
Shakti
Sampati
Swarup
Saiyam
Saadgi
Safalta
Samridhi
Sanskar
Swaasth
Sanmaan
Saraswati
aur SNEH
SHUBH DIWALI!


Sun glows for a day;
Candle for an hour;
Matchstick for a minute;
But a wish glows forever.
Here is my wish for a glowing Diwali and glowing life!


May the festival of lights encircle your life with joy and happiness. Success may always be at your doorsteps. And may Goddess Lakshmi enter your home and fill it with riches and abundance!
Warm wishes on this auspicious festival of Diwali!



The name 'Diwali' or 'Divali' is a contraction of 'Deepavali' (Sanskrit: दीपावली Dīpāvalī), which translates into "row of lamps".
Diwali involves the lighting of small clay lamps (dīpa in Sanskrit: दीप) filled with oil to signify the triumph of good over evil. These lamps are kept on during the night and one's house is cleaned, both done in order to make the goddess Lakshmi feel welcome.
Firecrackers are burst in order to drive away evil spirits. During Diwali, all the celebrants wear new clothes and share sweets and snacks with family members and friends.
A very happy Deepavali to you and all your family members!


On this festival of light, may you become:
As rich as Carlos Slim Helu;
As philanthropist as Bill Gates;
As happy as the laughing Buddha;
As innovative as Steve Jobs;
As wise as King Solomon;
And as carefree as Manmohan Singh!


I love you and reiterate on this auspicious festival that:
You are my Cracker, you're my Bomb;
You are my Sparkle, you're my Light;
You are my Present, you're my Goal;
And you are my Sweets, you're my Soul.
Diwali greetings!


I may not miss you everyday;
I may not remember you everyday;
I may not communicate to you everyday;
But I miss celebrating this joyous and auspicious festivals of lights with you!
Happy Diwali, my dear friend!


On the asupicious day of Diwali, "Lakshmi-panchayatan" enters the Universe.Vishnu, Indra, Kubera, Gajendra and Lakshmi are elements of this "panchayatan" (a group of five).
The tasks of these elements are:
* Lakshmi: Divine Energy (Shakti) which provides energy to all the above activities.
* Vishnu: Happiness (happiness and satisfaction)
* Kubera: Wealth (generosity; one who shares wealth)
* Indra: Opulence (satisfaction due to wealth)
* Gajendra: Carries the wealth
* Saraswati: Knowledge
May you receive the benevolence of all the Panchayatan on this auspicious festival of Diwali!


Diwali marks the end of the harvest season in most of India. Farmers give thanks for the bounty of the year gone by, and pray for a good harvest for the year to come.
Traditionally this marked the closing of accounts for businesses dependent on the agrarian cycle, and is the last major celebration before winter.
Lakshmi symbolizes wealth and prosperity, and her blessings are invoked for a good year ahead.
May Goddess Lakshmi bestow you with abundant wealth and prosperity!
Happy Diwali!


May Goddess Lakshmi bless you with so much money that even Rajinikanth can't count it.
Happy Diwali!


Lakshmi Puja on Diwali:
There are two legends that associate the worship of Lakshmi on this day. According to the first legend, on this day, Lakshmi emerged from Kshira Sagar, the Ocean of Milk, during the great churning of the oceans, Samudra Manthan.
The second legend (more popular in western India) relates to the Vamana avatar of the big three Vishnu, the incarnation he assumed to kill the demon king Bali. On this day, Vishnu came back to his abode the Vaikuntha; so those who worship Lakshmi receive the benefit of her benevolent mood, and are blessed with mental, physical and material well-being.
May Goddess Lakshmi shower you with abundant happiness on this auspicious festival of Diwali!


May the lamps of joy, illuminate your life and fill your days with the bright sparkles of peace, mirth and goodwill, because you are someone who deserves life's best and so much more.
Have a joyous Diwali!


May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy, peace and prosperity. May Diwali fill the atmosphere with the spirit of mirth and love and I hope Goddess Luxmi brings bright sparkles of contentment that shimmer you life!
Happy Diwali!


This is to formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts in Cash, Cheques, Sweets and Chocolates etc (no flowers plz). Avoid holiday rush, send now.


I wanted to send you wishes for a year filled with prosperity, health & lots of fun!
Hope you have a happy Diwali!


Best wishes to you for a Diwali that is filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Diwali!


May the divine light of Diwali spread into your Life peace, prosperity, happiness and good health!


With the gleam of Diyas
And the echo of the chants
May happiness and contentment fill your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!


Enjoy this special festival time when family and friends get together for sharing fun and happiness. Wishing you bucketfuls of laughter and fun. May candles, diyas and fluorescent lamps cheer you and light up your life!
Happy Deepavali!


May you be blessed with good fortune as big as Ganeshji's trunk;
Wealth and prosperity as wholesome as His stomach;
Happiness as sweet as His Ladoos;
And your troubles as small as His mouse.
Have a blessed Diwali!


Let's enjoy as if Diwali festivities never end;
Its spirit keep us warm as we remember friends;
And let's hope that every broken heart does Diwali mend!
Happy Diwali!

Happy Diwali, Shubh Deepawali sms, whatsapp text messages, wishes, greetings - 2




All that I wish for you during this festival of lights is:
D: Dazzling lights
I: Immense joy
W: Windfall
A: Abundant peace
L: Lavish festivities
I: Illustrious life
Have a happy, prosperous and blessed Diwali!


From this Diwali to the next, may our friendship grows fonder, gets more meaningful, experiences rocking parties and ventures into immeasurable joy trips!
Happy Diwali!


During this festival of Diwali, may
Goddess Lakshmi enters your home;
Goddess Durga gives you strength;
Goddess Saraswati bless you with knowledge;
And Goddess Kali destroy your enemies!
Have a blessed Diwali!


Santa: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali?
Banta: By going abroad?
Santa: No. By sending his wife to her parents' place!
Happy Diwali!


Diwali Advice:
Please insist on Manmohan Brand firecrackers only for noiseless Diwali!
Happy Diwali!


May light triumph over darkness in your life on this auspicious festival!
Happy Diwali!


May this festive season dawn a new light in your life; and you enjoy abundant happiness and wealth!
Have a very happy Diwali!


Diwali Warning:
Avoid using Kingfisher beer bottle to fire rockets... they may not fly!


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Three people were asking your mobile number. I didn't share it with them but I gave them your home address.
They are coming to your home this on this Diwali.
They are:
SUKH
SHANTI and
SAMRIDDHI
Please extend them a warm welcome and embrace them so that they stay with you forever.
HAPPY DIWALI!


I pray to God that He gives you:
Shanti
Shakti
Sampati
Swarup
Saiyam
Saadgi
Safalta
Samridhi
Sanskar
Swaasth
Sanmaan
Saraswati and
SNEH
SHUBH DIWALI!



Your Eyes are Chakaris;
Your Lips are Rockets;
Your Smile is Phuljari;
Your Cheeks are Anaar;
You are a Patakha;
And your figure is a Bomb!
Please escape from here before I light you with a candle!
Happy Diwali!


The falling of Diwali and Muharram on the same day is a sign that we are all children of the same God.
May Eeshwar and Allah give us strength to love and respect the different faiths and co-exist in harmony!


Dieting Karke Kya Fayda;
Ek Din To Sabne Marna Hai.
Char Din Ki Hai Zindagani;
Agle Janam Phir 3 Kilo Se Hi Shuru Karna Hai!
Eat, drink and be merry!
Happy Diwali!


Enough of BBM Pin sharing:
As it's the time of festivals, please share your ATM Pin now!
Happy Diwali!


D: Decorate your home with
I: Incandescent lamps and have a
W: Wonderful and
A: Auspicious festival of
L: Lights, which brings
I: Incredible joy, love, laughter, peace and wealth into your life!
Have a very Happy Diwali!


Next Diwali dates:
11.11.2015
30.10.2016
19.10.2017
07.11.2018
27.10.2019
Wish you a very Happy Diwali 5 days in advance.
5 DAYS TO GO...
Best wishes for the next 5 years!


Internet Chat and Browser History deleted; and also Whatsapp Gallery and Videos.
Bass Ho Gayi Hamaari Diwali ki Saaf-Safaai!
Happy Diwali!


The truth of life is that existence wants our life to become a festival... because when one is unhappy, we also throw unhappiness all around.
Celebrate this festival of light and spread joy, happiness and warmth all around!
Happy Diwali!


During this festival season, may your luck with cards stays by your side at all times!
Happy Diwali!


May you share the bounties bestowed by Goddess Luxmi on you, with the underprivileged and thus spread the joys and happiness in their life!
Happy Diwali!


May this festival of light
Burn your sorrows like crackers;
Brighten your life with candles;
Sweeten your days with sweetmeats;
And augment your earnings like presents!
Happy Diwali!


Though you're away this Diwali, you're always with me in my thoughts. Thinking of you and looking forward to seeing you soon! Wishing you a Happy Diwali filled with peace, success and happiness!


The sun does not shine there, nor do the moon and the stars, nor do lightning shine. All the lights of the world cannot be compared even to a ray of the inner light of the Self.
Merge yourself in this light of lights and enjoy the festival of lights! Happy Deepawali!


This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji's trunk;
Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach;
Happiness as sweet as his sweets;
And may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Diwali!

Happy Diwali, Shubh Deepawali sms, whatsapp text messages, wishes, greetings - 1




Light a lamp of love;
Bomb the chain of sorrow;
Shoot a rocket of prosperity;
And fire a flowerpot of happiness!
Wish you and your family a Sparkling Deepawali!


May the eight Goddesses from the Heaven
Dhanlaxmi
Dhanyalaxmi
Dhairyalaxmi
Shouryalaxmi
Vidyalaxmi
Karyalaxmi
Vijayalaxmi and
Rajlaxmi
pour tonnes of blessings on you!
Have a blessed Diwali!


May the sparkle of solitaires brighten your fingers;
Your Louis Vuittons and Bottegas remain filled with money;
The Rolexes and Cartiers bless you with good times;
And may the Louboutins and Jimmy Choos make you look stunning!
Happy Diwali!


Your eyes shimmer like a Phuljharri;
Your nose as shapely as an Anaar;
Your ears as beautiful as Chakari;
Your eyebrows shapely like a Pencil; Hair braided like a beautiful Larri;
Your personality takes off like a Rocket;
And your body is simply a Bomb.
Happy Diwali to a scintillating Patakha!


I miss the noise of the crackers;
I miss the lighted rockets in the sky;
I miss your dancing on the Chakaris;
I miss admiring the colourful Anaars;
But what I miss the most is your childhood;
When you filled the house with happiness and joy.
Happy Diwali to my wonderful child!


Rocket - Rs. 90.
Bomb - Rs. 70.
Anaar - Rs. 85.
Fuljaddi - Rs. 45.
Chakri - Rs. 130.
Total = Rs. 420........
It's a completely wastage of money.
BLENDER PRIDE or SIGNATURE (RED) + Tandoori Chicken = Maximum Rs. 750
Khoob Khao aur Peeyo... Patakhe Khud Bajenge.
Have a Peggy and Leggy Diwali!


May the holy trinity of Shiv, Vishnu and Brahma bless your and your family and Laxmi fill your home with love, peace and prosperity!
Wish you a very happy Diwali!


Troubles as light as air and love as deep as the ocean;
Friends as solid as diamonds and success as bright as gold.
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali!


Though I miss you a lot... but I know our love and affection filled with beautiful memories would help in filling the festivities of Diwali with a lot of sparkle.
Happy Diwali!


May you always celebrate all the wonderful blessings of God that are already dancing through your life.
Happy Diwali!


Celebrate noise free 'Diwali' by sending your wife to her parents' place.
Have a peaceful Diwali!


May the festival of Deepavali results in victory of:
Good over evil
Light over darkness
Knowledge over ignorance
And hope over despair.
Have a blessed Diwali!



Burst the Indian crackers, light up the trees;
They shouldn't be Chinese even if they're free.
Our enemy shouldn't harness our Diwali festival;
Think of our armed forces and support our economy.
Happy Diwali!


May this festival of lights illuminate your path, journey and life.
Wishing you a Happy Diwali!


This Diwali - burst your EGO... and not CRACKERS!


May the passion and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious holy festival fill your entire life with prosperity, happiness and a much brighter future.Warm wishes on this festival of light to you and your family.
Happy Diwali!


Wishing you and your family, health, success and a journey towards the never ending light.
May this festival fill your mind with peace and tranquility!
Happy Diwali!


May God illuminate your life with millions of lamps and lights;
Give you and your family prosperity, joy, peace, health and wealth.
Happy Diwali!


Gulab Jamuns, Rasgullas, Laddus, Sparklers, Crackers and Diyas,
All are back here to announce the arrival of Diwali.
So adorn your most colorful attires and get ready to celebrate.
Wish you a smashing Diwali!


After a long Diwali weekend, the boss entered the board room and said, "Let's Start".
A half-sleepy employee threw a 100 rupee note and said, "MERI SAU KI BLIND"!


Friends are awesome, friends are great;
Good times or bad, they're always straight;
Every sphere of our lives they permeate;
They're God's gift, our life they elevate;
They share everything, important or even innate;
Here's Diwali wish, no one can replicate!


Times of the past, I remember with a whiff;
When we were together, it was sheer bliss;
Now I get nostalgic and those days I terribly miss;
Now here comes Diwali wish; sealed with a kiss!


It's the time of the year the time when we reiterate our commitments; renew our relationships; communicate our feelings by remembering our friends, family and colleagues.
Here's a warm wish from the bottom of the heart to you and your family!
Happy Diwali!


As the candlelight flame, may you always happy remain;
As the mountain high, you move without sigh;
As sunshine creates morning glory, fragrance fills your years as flory;
With the immaculate eternal smile, attached to you mile after mile;
All darkness is far away, as light is on its way.
Wish you and your family a very happy Diwali!


Candles to enjoy life;
Decorations to light life;
Presents to share success;
Fire Crackers to burn evils;
Sweets to sweeten success;
And Pooja to thank God!
Happy Diwali!

Happy Dhanteras SMS and whatsapp messages, wishes and greetings

Dhanteras Ka Ye Pyara Tyohar;
Jeevan Mein Laye Khushiyan Appar;
Mata Laxmi Viraje Aapke Dwaar;
Sabhi Kamna Aapki Kare Sweekar.
Happy Dhanteras!


May Laxmi- the Goddess of Wealth fills your home with worldly treasures and ushers prosperity in your life at all times.
Happy Dhanteras!


Dhan Vi Tera, Te Man Vi Hai Tera;
Jindri Vi Teri, Te Shreer Vi Tera;
Mera Iss Jag Vich Rabba Kuch Nahi;
Daata Tera Shukar Hai Iss Dhanteras!


10 very important things in life:
D = Dhan
H = Health
A = Anand
N = Nature
T = Talent
E = Enjoyment
R = Romance
A = Aitbar
S = Saubhagya
Wish you and your family a very happy Dhanteras!


Let's venerate the festival of Dhanteras by:
Worshiping Lakshmi - the Goddess of Wealth;
Buying utensils to savour tasty meals;
Investing in Silver and Gold as jewellery;
Light a lamp for impending Diwali;
Wear new clothes and jewellery;
And draw Rangoli designs on pathways including the goddess' footprints to mark the arrival of Lakshmi!
Happy Dhanteras!


Dil Tera Vaas Mera;
Didar Tera Pyaar Mera;
Jazba Tera Yaar Tu Mera;
Teri Aankhein Niwaas Mera.
Happy Dhanteras!


On this auspicious festival, may your life:
Shimmer with Silver;
Shine with Gold;
And dazzle like Platinum!
Happy Dhanteras!


On the auspicious day of Dhanteras, may you decorate the business premises and make it colourful with traditional motifs of Rangoli designs to welcome the Goddess Luxmi.
May you also draw small footprints with rice flour and vermilion powder all over the house and keep the lamps burning all through the night, to indicate Her long-awaited arrival!
Happy Dhanteras!


Dhanteras is the first day of the 5 day Diwali Festival as celebrated in parts of north India. The festival, known as "Dhanatrayodashi" or "Dhanvantari Trayodashi".
The word Dhan means wealth and Teras means 13th day as per Hindu calendar. It is celebrated on the thirteenth lunar day of Krishna paksha (dark fortnight) in the Hindu calendar month of Ashwin.
May you have an auspicious start to the Diwali festivities with Dhanteras!


I wish
D: Dazzling
H: Handsome
A: Abundant
N: Numerous
T: Tremendous
E: Enormous
R: Royal
A: Awesome and
S: Substantial
Wealth and riches for you during these Dhanteras!


Wish you and your family members a
D: Divine
H: Healthy
A: Amusing
N: Nuovo
T: Thrilling
E: Enjoyable
R: Ravishing
A: Auspicious and
S: Splendid
Dhanteras!


On Dhanteras, Hindus consider it auspicious to purchase gold or silver articles or at least one or two new utensils. It is believed that new 'Dhan' or some form of precious metal is a sign of good luck.
"Laxmi Puja" is performed in the evenings when tiny Diyas of clay are lit to drive away the shadows of evil spirits. Bhajans, devotional songs in praise of Goddess Laxmi, are also sung.
Wish you very benevolent Dhanteras!


On Dhanteras, it is considered auspicious to purchase gold or silver articles or at least one or two new utensils. It is believed that the new 'Dhan' or some form of precious metal is a sign of good luck.
"Laxmi Puja" is performed in the evenings when tiny 'Diyas' of clay are lit to drive away the shadows of evil spirits.
'Bhajans' (devotional songs) are also sung in praise of Goddess Laxmi!
Have an auspicious Dhanteras!

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अभी-अभी अमेरिका ने दावा किया कि, हमने मगंल शनि आदि की खोज की है , और खोज पर 147 बिलियन का खर्च आया है | अब इस पगले को कौन समझाये कि हमारे यहाँ तो ₹101 में पंडित इन दोनो ग्रहों की दिशा ही बदल देते है |


आप मेरे लिये रोज 1 घंटा पैदल चलो , मै आपके लिये निरंतर चलूँगा । - आपका हृदय


बुरा ना मानो होली है कह कर, मेरे पडोसी ने मुझ पर
रंग फेंका था ।
कल मैने भी बुरा ना मानो दिवाली है कह के, उस पर बम
फेक दिया ।
अब सारा मोहल्ला रात भर से मुझे ढूंढ़ रहा है।💲💲


मैंने ज़िन्दगी में जितना भी सफर
किया है
उससे मुझे एक बात का अनुभव हुआ है
कि ट्रेन कभी पंचर नहीं होती


„ताऊ मास्टर से -" मेरा छोरा
पढाई मै कैसा सै ?"
मास्टर  -"चौधरी न्यू समझ ले,......आर्यभट्ट ने जीरो की खोज इसके खातिर ही करी थी ।"


पागलो के अस्पताल के एक रूम में सभी पागल डांस कर रहे थे..
बस एक पागल चुपचाप बैठा था . . .
डॉक्टर समझा,वो ठीक हो गया और पूछा तुम डान्स क्यों नहीं कर रहे?
. पागल: अरे बेवकूफ मै "दूल्हा हूँ...! —


Jindgi her pal ek khwab he
Kichh mil jata he kuchh kho jata he
Eshi uljhan me din aur rat kat jata he


Apni chaht kisko batau
Sb sunnane ko taiyar he
Jisko sunnana he wahi hamse  naraj he


एच.एम.टी(घडी)
अम्बेसडर(गाडी)
नोकिया(मोबाइल)
इन सभी की गुणवक्ता में
कोई कमी नहीं थी फिर भी
बाजार से बाहर हो गए
कारण समय के साथ

बदलाव नहीं किया


I still use Pythagorus theorm of 
30📐60📐90📐  to solve most difficult problems of life.

Only difference is,
'degrees' have been replaced by 'ml'

30ml🍷60ml🍷90ml🍷


उपवास 
अन्न का ही नहीं, 
बुरे विचारों का भी कर 
सकते हैं
सरल बनना चाहिए मगर
 स्मार्ट नहीं, 
क्योंकि हमे ईश्वर ने बनाया है 
सैमसंग ने नही..



Steve Jobs is now working with God to create an...
"i-wife",
which will have a slim design, beauty with brains, obedient, less demanding, less of materialistic cravings, willingness to do household chores, less irritating and most important, comes with a MUTE button 😷.
Bookings full till 2080.
Until then...kindly bear with your own versions !!!


एक औरत अपनी जीभ पर कुमकुम चावल लगा रही थी।
पति-ये क्या कर रही हो?

पत्नी-आज विश्कर्मा जयंती है, शस्त्र पूजन कर रही हूं 



हवलदार: दरवाजा खोलो।
जाटणी : कौण?
हवलदार ::: हम पुलिस हैं। 
तेरे  पति का एक्सिडेंट हो गया है 
उसके ऊपर से गाडी गुजर गई है 
वो एकदम पापड़ बन गया  !
जाटणी :तो दरवाजा खोलण की के जरुरत सै,  नीचे तै ऐ सरका दे.


भारत मेँ कुल 225463729 लोग आलसी है इनमेँ से तो
कुछ तो इतने आलसी है कि उन्होँने अभी ऊपर
लिखी सँख्या भी नहीँ पढी..!!

ना ना... अब नहीं पढ़ना है


बीमार पति को लेकर पत्नी डॉक्टर के पास पहुंची।
डॉक्टर 😇 ने मरीज की जांच पड़ताल की और बाहर आकर उस
महिला से कहा :-
☝अपने पति को रोजाना पौष्टिक नाश्ता दीजिए।
☝उन्हें हमेशा खुशमिजाज 😅 बनाए रखिए।
☝किसी परेशानी पर उनसे बहस 😲 मत किया कीजिए।
☝टीवी सीरियल देखना छोड़ दीजिए।
☝नए कपड़ों 👚 और गहनों 💫 की मांग न करें।
☝अगर आप साल भर तक ऐसा करेंगी, तो आपके पति बिल्कुल ठीक हो जाएंगे।
वहां से लौटते वक्त पति ने अपनी पत्नी से पूछा : 
डॉक्टर ने क्या बताया❓
पत्नी :- डॉक्टर ने कहा है कि बचना मुश्किल है...


वो तो हम हिंदुस्तानियों का बस 
नहीं चलता....
नहीँ तो टुथ-पेस्ट की तरह 
गैस सिलेंड़र को भी दबा दबा 

कर गैस निकाल लें !


नौकरानी-बीबीजी मुझे दस दिन की छुट्टी चाहिए।
मालकिन-तू दस दिन छुट्टी पे जाएगी
तो तेरे साहब का टिफिन कौन बनाएगा.......
उन्हें दवाई कौन देगा।
उनके कपडे कौन धोएगा। प्रेस कौन करेगा
उंनका बिस्तार्र कौन लगाएगा।
नौकरानी ने शरमाते हुए बड़े प्यार से कहा आप कहे तो साहब को साथ ले जाऊ


Air Hostess - हवाई सुंदरी
Nurse - दवाई सुंदरी
और Lady Teacher - पढ़ाई सुंदरी
और Maid - सफ़ाई सुंदरी 

और Wife - लडाई सुंदरी


What we can call Hindu GOD names in IT world.
Brahma: “System installer”
Vishnu: “System operator”
Shiva: “System programmer”
Narada: “Data Transmitter”
Yama: “Deleter”
Apsara & Rambha: “Virus”
Ganapati: “Anti virus”
Hanuman: “E-Mail”
Chitragupta: “Hard Disc”
Saraswati: “Google"
Parvati: “Mother Board”
Lakshmi: “ATM” 

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