Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

New Flirt SmS Messages

EYES: to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
LEG: to kick u if u forget me....
So alkways remeber me!!!Prio

(In Urdu)
jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.
jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.
jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.
jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho

As a person u r:
In short U R an asshole! By TC

kehna hai
ki dilon
ki dharkan
ko cho lain

why do donkey eat grass?
oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter.

good morning.......
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long.......

no visits..........
no calls...........
no missed calls........
no sms\'s............
no mails...............
no chat............
i m worried..........u r in jail again???

(In Urdu)
dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay.....................aaj zoo band hay???

i hv a confesion to make.ever since ive known u its kinda of hard to forget u .every nite u appears in my dreams and i find myself shouting "spook spook"lufuno

yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?

In Urdu
garifta dil tha roya tha yaad ker k tujhey.tamam raat nahi soya yaad kerk tujhey. oof khudaya yeh bijli kab ayegi.

In Urdu
kitney laalchi shaks nickley tum, huhh mein kabhi soch bhi nahi sakhta tha.. jub koi cheez aati hai tou thora sabar hi kar leyte hain ek dum sey sms read karney lagey, chimpanzi ki akhiri nasal huhh

In Urdu
lakri ki kaathi, kaathi ka ghoora, ghoorey ki dum pe jo maara hathoora, ghoora dhora . ghoora dhoora ..dum daba k dhoora, ary hey mr tum kahan dhoor rahey ho ghoorey ki baat chal rahi hai

hey u scared ? but i dont think can u, yea thatz what im thinking we scared becuz of gost but u r the brilliant one of those.

Good NEWS:)
Free accomodation(khana peena rent sab free)4 More information just Dial 15.

In Urdu
aj apko dekha
najane kion ap bdle bdle lag rhe the
mera dil mje mjboor krta hai k kch kh doon pr dar lgta hai pr khna to pRe ga k..........naak saaf kr lein

Hi sweetheart,
Doing nothing?
Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!
I may come there any time!
Ur's faithfully

this time i'm sure and i'm gonna say it......
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love yougurt: especially with rice


Popular Posts

Dirty non-veg adult jokes, shayris sms messages

Latest Adult, dirty, Non Veg SMS messages & Jokes

Latest non-veg adult sms messages