Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

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1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Friendship day sms - 11

Dil ka rishta hai humara, Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumhara,Her yaad me hai chehra tumhara, SMS nahi to kya hoa Zindagi bhar saath nibhana ka wada hai humara!

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega, tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko, Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega!

Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!

D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako...

ALLAH ke naam pe, MAULA ke naam pe, Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,Koi mere is SMS padne wale dost koi paisa dedo, yeh mujhay SMS nahi karta !

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Is dil main yaadon ke male hian, Tum bin bohut akele hain, Sab kuch chorke tume SMS kar rele hian, Dekho hum kitne wale hian.!

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Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!

Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!

Life brings KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM it end NA TUM JANO NAHUM, So lets do MASTI 2gether,who knows KAL HO NA HO,out when ever u need a friend, MAIN HOON NA!

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Promise me v r true frindz, i'm lamp ur lite, i'm coke ur sprite, i'm saawan u r baadal, i'm normal ur pagal. ha ha ha

Words begins with.. A B C nUmbers begins with.. 1 2 3 mUsic beging with.. sa re ga but friendship begins with HUM TUM!!

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..

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