Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

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1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Friendship day smss - 12

Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai...aaj ho na ho...ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian...hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay...

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM

kali se phool banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna wqt lagta hai mobile hai tu kar do na --> SMS karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..??

Roshni dekar doob janakoi suraj se seakhe, Dil dekar dard lena koi humse sikhe, Kuch na dekar Dil lena koi unse sikhe, SMS laker reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!!

Pholon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,Soorj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se humne ya Paigaam bheeja hai! Good Morning!

pool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, zaindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai, pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.!

Aap jaise log kuch khass lagte hian. Man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai. najane kab aa jaye aap ka SMS is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakhte hai.!

Mausam ki bahar acchi ho, phoolo ki kaliya kacchi ho, hamari ya dosti sacchi ho, RAB bas ek dua hai meri dost ki har subha acchi ho! GOOD MORNING!

Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai...

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad karoo, pyar nahi tu shikayat kiya karoo, itna bhi gair na samjho ke baat hi na kiya karoo, phone nahi tu SMS hi kya karoo!

Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..

Is duniya main 3 tarha k log hi khushnasib hote hian, 1-wo jinhe sacha pyar milta hai, 2-jinhe acha yaar milta hai, aur 3- jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai..!

Dua karte hai hum sar jhukaye, aye dost aap apni manzil ko paye, ager kabhi teri raho main andhera aaye, to roshni ke lyie Khuda humko jalaye,, Happey Friendship.!

INGREDIENTS: 10g hasit, 10g oyar, 20g sukh dukh share karne ka vada, 5g kasme thodi si takrar, 50g kabhi na khatam hone wali batain. RESULT: FRIENDS 4 EVER!

Qayamat tak tujhae yaad karenge, Teri har baat per atibar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ka tu nahi kahenge, Per phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karengay.

Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai ...paisa... ...mout... ...aur... ... aur... ...aur... mera SMS..

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