Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

New Funny sms messages

Sharabi-aaj tab tak piyenge,jab tak wo saamne wale 3 ped 6 nahi dikhte.
Bar Manager-
Salo bas karo,Samne
1 hi ped he..>

A boy got Job in Girls Hostel!
After 1 month..
Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary?
Boy: (SHOCKED!!)
Paise bhi milenge..???

Raat me
saare kapde
utaar k soya karo
Mera matlab Rassi se
Q ki Baarish ka kuch pata nhi hota
Kab aa jaye

Dirty mind.
Enjoy Monsoon.

Gf to Bf: "Stop looking at girls, u r COMMITTED now."Bf: "Oh Honey, this is not fair. You mean if i'm on diet, i can't even look at d Menu..;-)

Girl to Ramdev-if i kiss a boy to kya hoga?
Baba- narak mein jaogi.
Grl-Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?
Baba-chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai.

Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Baat Yaad Rakho, Kabhi Kisi ka DiL Nhi Todna Chahiye
DiL Ek Hi Hota Hai
Todna Hai To Saale ki Haddiya Todo 206 Hoti Hai.

LENGTH of dhoka..
Hostel studnt to his frend: "yaar dhoka ho gya".
studnt-yaar kitab ke paise mangaaye the, gharwalo ne kitabe bhej di....

When sum1 touches u n u dont feel it, its IGNORANCE. When sum1 touches u n u feel it, its LOVE. When nobody touches u n u feel it, just run! Its BHOOT!!

CA Kaise propose karega?"In my opinion & 2 d bst f my knwldg ur charcter reveals true n fair prsnality f a human being. I hereby crtify u as my blvd partner.

Kal Uski Yad puri Raat Aati Rahi,
Hum jage puri Duniya soti rahi,
Asman me bijli puri Raat hoti rahi,
Bas 1 BARISH thi jo mere saath roti rahi.

The sweetest proposal: A boy n a girl were in L.K.G.
Boy- Aye, tu mujhse shadi kar le na.
Girl- Main nai karungi. Boy- Kar le na.
Girl- Nai.
Boy- Maan ja na plz.
Girl- Nai.
Boy- Maan ja na behen, plz!

A new
grand gala film, just released today,
U can wath now,
On Ur mobile..
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< )'-- - .
LL '.


Two guys watchin bungee jumping?
1st Guy - Wanna try it??
2nd Guy - NO WAY! I was born bcoz of a broken rubber & I dont wanna die bcoz of it ..


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