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Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

New Born Baby Sms Messages

An unexpected blessing is always the best gift! Congratulations on the new baby! May U guys have many more!

Good to hear ur havin' a baby Congrats! Cigars on me!

Babies are the most beautiful gifts from God May ur small one grow strong & happy under ur care and love

Step by step the journey goes on Little by little it may seem so long Forget about ur past, u can't change it Forget about ur future, u cant predict it Just think about present, u can handle it Enjoy presents every moment & be happy

Forget abt the past you cant change it Forget abt the future You cant predict it Forget abt the present I dint get you one Happy birthday

If a baby iz born in AFRICA what will be the colour of the babies teeth you fool a new born baby dont have teeth

This Baby is Your Blessing, I wish happiness in every way, Good luck God Bless, I say And many Blessings and wishes, To Welcome Baby into Your Life Today.

A warm message to wish the new parents on their new found joy.

Send warm wis…

Friend, friendship SMS messages, text messages

People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I.

• Q: What's the difference between a Kiss, a car & a monkey?A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear & the monkey is U dear!

• Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only because its always fun being with u but also because I won't mind going down to see u rise.

• Some friends r worth 2b thrown, some r good 2 keep, some r 2b treasured 4 ever. I think u r the one 2b thrown in the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever.

• When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new... I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"

• Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. Thanks 4 being the pee in my pants.

• A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But you know what? It's sweetest when its you.

Love Quotes, smss, text messages - 1

Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's
called falling in love, because you don't force
yourself to fall, you just fall.

~ Unknown ~

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Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

~ Unknown ~

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It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone, and an day to love someone...
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

~ Unknown ~

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It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy
with someone else, but it's more painful to know that
the one you love is unhappy with you.

~ Unknown ~

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If love is the answer,
can you please repeat the question?

~ Unknown ~

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Faith makes all things possible.
Love makes them easy.

~ Unknown

I believe that to truly Love, is the ultimate
expression of the will to live. A heart that
truly loves is forever young.

~ Unknown ~

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Love mak…

Love Quotes, smss, text messages - 2

A good marriage is like a casserole,
only those responsible for it really
know what goes in it. 

~ Unknown ~ 

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No one is perfect until you fall in love with them. 

~ Unknown ~ 

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Love, true love, is that which can give the most
without asking or demanding anything in return. 

~ Mazie Hammond ~ 

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Where there is love, there is God also. 

~ Leo Tolstoy ~ 

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All, everything that I understand,
I understand only because I love. 

~ Leo Tolstoy ~ 

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Love cures people -- both the ones who give it
and the ones who receive it. 

~ Dr. Karl √©nage ~ 

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One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
That word is love. 

~ Sophocles ~ 

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It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship
and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual
affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it
will not be created for years or even generations. 

~ Khalil Gibran ~ 

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When the…

New baby born messages

Babies are Angels that fly to the earth,
their wings disappear at the time of their birth
one look in their eyes and we’re never the same
They’re part of us now and that part has a name
That part is your heart and a bond that won’t sever
our Babies are Angels, we love them forever.

Babies are the most
beautiful gifts from God
May your small one
grow strong & happy
under your care and love.

An unexpected blessing
is always the best gift!
on the new baby!
May you guys
have many more!

A Little Boy Get ready for lots of laughter and noise,
big hugs and toys, and so many joys! Congratulations!

Welcome Baby Boy! There’s so much to see and do
so much adventure waiting for you, time for fun
time to run, everything’s new under the sun.

A Baby touches your heart and fills your life with love.
Wishing you all the joys of discovery a baby brings to your world.

on being a new mum
Nothing will ever compare
to the joy, love & delight
a child will bring into u…

Best Wishes Sms For New Born Baby, Best Wishes Sms For New Born Baby Collection

A happy family is never complete with a bundle of joy wailing away at his cot. Congratulations new Mum and Dad!


You’ll guide your little girl’s footsteps in life¡­and together you’ll discover wonderful new things along the way. Congratulations


Making the decision to have a child – it’s momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body.


This Baby is Your Blessing, I wish Happiness in every way, Good Luck God Bless, I say And Many Blessings and Wishes, To Welcome Baby Into Your Life Today.


When a baby enters this world, into your life
A baby can make you forget your worries and strife.
It really doesn’t matter whether it’s a girl or a boy
A baby will melt your heart and bring you joy!
So shower a baby with love,every single day.
Show a baby you truly care- there’s so many ways.


Just to let you know
we share in the happiness
of the beautiful new life
you have created!
Our love is with …

Baby Wishes Sms To Wish A Baby / Thank you for baby wishes / Cute Baby Wishes / Baby Wishes

Hey baby you come in this world.
I hope you will be happy to have such great parents.
We are happy to have you.

Dear friend you are looking old.
I got, you have become Dad
and your youth has a pause now.
You will be young again when your
son be of your height.
Hope you are really happy to have a baby boy.

I m watching a slight beam on your face.
Its the happiness of having a baby doll.
This doll is a pleasant gift of God for both of you.
enjoy your day.

All of you came here for wishing us baby’s birth, we are very thankful for all of you to give such a precious love to our baby.

No doubt celebration of baby’s birthday is very special time and this time became more beautiful and awesome when you joined it. We parents of the baby want to thank all of you.

Birthday of our baby has brought a lot of happiness in our lives and moreover his birthday is providing us a chance to get together and spend time with so elegant moments. We want to thank all of you for gifts, wishes and coming here …

Congratulations on the new Baby Text Messages

Congratulations Mommy
on the new
bundle of joy! :)


on ur new angel!
All the best
for U & ur family!


An unexpected blessing
is always the best gift!
on the new baby!
May U guys
have many more!


Oh! Congrats mommy!
I know U & ur husband
are very happy ryt now
Eat healthy & eat 4 2!


Have a healthy
wonderful pregnancy
God Bless Mum!


Good to hear
ur havin' a baby
Congrats! Cigars on me!


Hi Friend!
Congrats to U & ur hubby!
I'm so happy for the 2 of U!


Looks like the stork
came early this year!
Good to know
U have a lil one on the way!


on being a new mum
Nothing will ever compare
to the joy, love & delight
a child will bring into ur lives
God Bless!


A bun in the oven
is a gift for 2 hearts
Well Done
Dad & Mom 2 B
Congrats on the baby!


This is very
touching news
on ur first born!
I'm happy
for both of U


for ur new member
of …

Raksha Bandhan / Rakhi SMS messages, text messages, wishes, greetings & quotes - 2012 - 3

U r so cute,
& adorable..
Can't help
forming a
relatinshp wit u...
Accept me
Az ur
Dearest &
Sweetest Sister
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Har Larki tere liye bekarar hai,
Har Larki ko tera intezar hai,
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi,
Kuch din baad "RAKSHA BANDHAN" ka tehwar hai!

Scroll down
If U hate me
I don't believe
U're scrolling
I hate U 2
Hate U
Hate U
But after
our fights

Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
My sweet sister

Gulab jamun?
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
ahh Damn!
Besan ka laddu?
not at all!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

May the sacred thread of Rakhi always keep
our bond of love tied strongly...
Happy Rakhi Bro.

No matter how far we are,
this day always brings back
the happy days,
we had together...
Happy Rakhi....

"We were always close, looking out for each other e…

Raksha Bandhan / Rakhi SMS messages, text messages, wishes, greetings & quotes - 2012 - 4

Dear brother, today is rakhsha bandan and u r not here by my side.. but we r close in each others thought and my love will always be with u. I love u & missin you... Happy Rakshan bandhan bro

Like an invisible thread Our love binds us together Making sure we'll remember Where we came from and What we mean to each other. Wishing you a joyous Raksha Bandhan

Sister is some one who is caring & sharing. Sister can understand things u never said. She can understand pain, which is not visible 2 any1. I luv my sister. Rakhi Greetings & Best Wishes for You.

Thanks dear Bhaiya for your warmth affection & ur understanding May our bond of love remain forever.

The bond we share, is nurtured care. Wish that you reach for the sky is always in my prayer. Happy Rakhi

"You are the person who holds me in my bad times, you are the person who dances with me in my happiness. I can't recall even a single day when you were absent from my life.  I really love you." Happy Rak…

Raksha Bandhan / Rakhi SMS messages, text messages, wishes, greetings & quotes - 2012 - 2

This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world —-badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember.

Hey Sis,
When the world goes dark,
Stars are there…
When the journey breaks up,
Hope is there…
When the entire world is vanished,
And you feel left alone…
Tilt your head and look beside you,
Will bring you comfort feeling of
Care and affection molds on you,
As your Brother is always beside you
To pour the special love and affection forever…

Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.

God could not take care for the whole world
so he has given mothers to each family.
In the same way mother could not take care
for the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers.
Thanks for being my brother.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Sky is blue, feel this hue,
my love is for you Bhaiya…always true.
Loads of good wishes for Rak…

Raksha Bandhan / Rakhi SMS messages, text messages, wishes, greetings & quotes - 2012 - 1

May this Rakhi bring you everything you desire and everything you dream of.
May success
accompany you in every step that you take. Have A Blessed Rakhi

We were always close, looking out for each other even when life led us along
different paths...
Like an invisible thread, our love binds us together, making sure we'll
remember where we came
from and what we mean to each other. Wishing you a joyous Raksha Bandhan

Days go past without us expressing our deep affection for each other. Rakhi
comes as a golden
opportunity to tell you that I'll always adore you and wish you happiness of
every kind... On
Rakhi Wishes You Life's Biggest Joys

Warm wishes and love are sent your way... May the gifts of happiness,
friendship, peace and joy
fill your life. Have a Wonderful Rakhi

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother…
Just kidding as always.

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