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Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Raksha Bandhan Rakhi sms messages wishes & greetings

I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.
Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!!!!!!

My Dear Brother is one
of the most precious
gift sent by God.

Happy Raksha Bandhan to you.


Sisters is probably the most competitive
relationship within the family,
but once sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship

Rishta Hamara Janamo Janamo Ka Hai Dear
Jab Hum Hain Toh Pyare Kis Baat Ka Fear?
Special Din Hai Aaj Mere Liye Mere Bhai
Zindagi Bhar Rehna Tum Mere Dil Ke Near!
Happy Raksha Bandhan!

Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
“Happy Raksha Bandhan” to my dearest bro.

If you have a Sister, Its mean You have a best friend, you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Rang barange mosam mein sawan ki ghata chai,
Khushiyon ki sogaat le ker pyari behna rakhi bandhne ayi,
Bhain ke hathon se saje bhai ki kalai,
Sada khush …

Hindi & English Raksha Bandhan Rakhi sms messages wishes & greetings

Raksha Bandhan hey pyaara sah tyovhar, Joh laaye jeevan meh khushiya aur pyar, Aapki shari dost aaye aapke dvaar, Leke rakhi aur dher shara pyar, Karo hamaari shubhakamanaaye shvikar.

Lal gulabi rung meh jhum rahan sanshar, Surajh ki rosani aur khushiyo ki bahar, Chaand ki chandni aurh apnoh kaa pyaar, Badhae hon aapko yeh Rakhi kaa tyowhar.

Payal chhankati aayi thi, Payal chhankati chali gayi, Main sindur leke khada rahan, Mujh hen Rakhi pahenke chali gayi.

Khuda kareh tujhen khushiyaan hajhar mileh, Mujh seh bhi achha yaar mile, Meri girlfriend tujhen bandhe rakhi, Aur tumeh ek aur bahen kaa pyaar mileh.

Kamyaabi tereh kadam chumati rahen, Hamesa khushiya tere chaaro orh rahen, Aur bhagvanshe ye gujharis karne keh liye, Tum aeseh hin mujh seh commission detaa rahe. Have a great future ahead.

My Dear Brother is one of the most precious gifts sent by God. Have a great Rakhi festival my loving bro.

Rakhi is just an excuse for me to express myself. You mean the world to me. Lots of hap…

Funny Raksha Bandhan Rakhi sms messages wishes

Chham chham karke aai,Chham chham karke Chali Gai. Me Mangal sutra leke khada raha woh rakhi bandhkar chali gai.

Na Papa ki maar se,na Dosto ki fatkaar se, Na ladki k inkar se,na chaplo ki bochar se, Aashiq Sudhrenge to Sirf 'RAAKHI' ke Tyohar se

Har Ladki tere liye beqarar hai, Har Ladki ko tera he Intzar hai, Ye tera koi kamaal nahi oye mundiya, Kuch dinbaad Rakhi ka jo teohar hai…

Bhagwan Kare Tujhe Bahut Pyaar Mile Sabhi Ladkiyan Tujhe Baandhe Rakhi Tujhe Jeevan Bhar Ka Unka Saath Mile. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

yu to hai hum brahmchari
per ladki dikhi to aankh mari
pat gai to hamari varna……
rakhi ki hai taiyaari

“Usaka Husn gaya kaleja cheer
Nayano Se barbas Chhuta ek teer
vo Muskrai, Nazdeeq aai
Boli, Rakhi Bandhwale mere veer.”

Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai
k 26 august 2013 ko mobile Band rkhe,
KYO K kuch sararti ldkiya hai
Jo RAKHI sms kr skti hai.
Apki zra c laparwai apko "BHAI" bna skti h.

mujhe bhai maanane wali sabhi ladkiyo ko
Raksha bandhan ki shubhkam…

Fresh non-veg Sms Messages

In a bus stand one man and one woman go to bathroom. After finish everything. He comes from gent's toilet and she come from ladies toilet.

Four men in a prison cell. A rapist a murder a psycho and a gay.
Rapist says: if there was a cat here I do fuck it till dies.
The murderer says: once you're done with it. I do torture it to death.
The pushy: once it's dead I do fuck it till I die.
The gay in the corner very softly says: meaow.

Truth behind oral sex: 5000 men were asked what they liked best about receiving oral sex.
3% liked the warmth of the lips on the cock.
4% enjoyed the sensation of the cock getting moist by lips and tongue.
92& appreciated as it keep the woman silent.

Normal lover: shall I sleep on you boobs?
Girl: stupid.
Mentos lover: shall I feel your heart beat.
Girl: come dear..

A man was arrested in a political rally. Why? Because, he saw a journalist girl with a badge on her breast written PRESS He did it.

How does a cricket commentator describe a nude …

Latest Sexy Sms Messages

Behind very successful student there is one good teacher. But what about failed student ? A beautiful teacher.

It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy. Now don't ask what's the first thing.

Soldiers wife send a nude photo daily u her husband with both legs wide open wife: I will wait like this still you come. Husband: That's k who's taking the photo.

A famous philosopher said: a man who goes to sleep with "sex in mind" wakes up with the "solution" in hand.

Tow sperms are talking to each other
1st one says"when I develop I will become a doctor
2nd says"when I develop I will be an engineer for sure.
The man goes to toilet and shakking his big penny. They both says the idiot spoiled our career.

Why Gandhi smiles on every rupees and Lincoln don't smile in dollars? Because American woman don't keep there money in blouse

Never play with girls heart she has only 1 heart so play with her boobs …

Sexy Sms Messages

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after masti ?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

What Are 2 Most Impossible Work Of World??
1- To Put A Pregnant Lady In A Nano Car.
2- To Make Any lady Pregnant In A Nano Car.

A quote written on the front of a girl T-shirt: Did you really look here, only for reading this?

An Egyptian girl asked an Indian boy, what could you do for me? Indian boy replied come behind the pyramid; I will make you a mummy.

Poisonous bra=cobra, mathematical bra=algebra, sun sign bra=Libra, animal bra=zebra, improve your knowledge, because you know only one bra.

Boy1: why did the grammar teacher slap that boy?
Boy2: Because he asked, why is bra singular, when it cover two items and panties plural when it covers only one item?

An Arab was interviewed at us checkpoint.
Name please? Mansoor khan.
Sex? Six times a week.
I mean male or female? Does…

Congratulations on New Born Baby, Best New Born Baby Wishes

Congratulations to the new mom and dad
That would create a difference to the world with their unique baby!
Congratulations on the daily and lovely opportunities of parenting!

Welcome to the moments of sleepless nights and endless caresses!
Congrats to you awesome couple!

Live the beautiful life of guardians!
I am so happy for you and your baby who got wonderful mother and father!

Congratulations on the big smiles in your faces
As you look at your blushing sweetheart.

Congratulations on the new home embraced by humor, excitement, and bliss!

You are going to be ever great guardians to your loveable one.
May more blessings shower your home, sweet, home.

Live an amazing life with your amusing baby!

Congratulations on having little hands to hold!

Congratulations on this important event of your married life!

Congratulations on the blessing that you are receiving!

For God pampering you with blessings, Congratulations!

Congratulations to the new parents

New baby girl wishes, new baby born wishes

Isn’t she adorable
She’s so beautiful
May she grow up lovely like her mom.
And sturdy like her dad.

Warmest wishes to new parents.
She is such a delightful gift.
May the Lord keep and bless in guiding her footsteps.

Best wishes for your new baby!
She’s a heaven-sent gift
Now your home will be filled with laughter and cries of a sweet angel.
I’m so happy for both of you.

The long wait is over
The little angel has come!
We rejoice with you for this sweet gift
May she grow up to be a loving person with a gentle spirit.
Warmest congratulations.

Hello baby!
Can you see our sweetest smiles?
We’re all glad to welcome you!

New baby boy wishes, best wishes for newborn baby

What a sweet arrival!
The whole family rejoices for a new born son.
May he be embraced with lots of love that surround him.

It’s not as easy as it gets
Holding in your arms an angel so delicate
With a bright future God has stored for him
Lots of victories and tons of grins.
He’s the sweetest angel in town.

It took nine months for him to finally see this world.
I surely see a very bright future for him ahead.

You’re so cute baby!
We can’t resist kissing you.

Hey sweetie!
I love to see you soon.
Welcome your little darling with a love-filled environment.
Be great parents to your charming baby!

I cannot help it.
You got me mesmerized, sweet little girl.
I am sure that you’ll bring so much fun, baby.
Keep others charmed.

Lovely, witty, amazing.
These are just few terms that popped on my mind the moment
I hold you in my arms, baby.
I will hug you with so much love the moment I’ll see you.

New Born Baby Wishes, New Baby Wishes Greetings

Too gentle..
Too precious in our eyes.
We greet him with glee.
Welcome to the family.
May you grow in love and wisdom all the days of his life.

Congratulations to the parents!
Your son has finally come out.
To bring happiness and cheer to your days
May joy and peace be added to your years.

Congratulations for having a new baby!
It was all worth the pain and sacrifice.
It all faces when you see his smiles.
May he abide in the shadows of God’s grace.

I rejoice with you for having this gift.
May God use you as vessels
For this baby to become the person God wants her to be.

Welcome to parenthood!
Let the life of this baby be a light and brings joy and blessings to your home.
Enjoy this phase.
Congratulations to proud parents.
May she grow up to bring joy and laughter to your family.
Warmest wishes.

In few more days,
You’ll be holding cute little hands.
You are so blessed to bring forth a little one
that will make your world bigger.

You don’t know how happy the worl…

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