Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

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1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Funny Raksha Bandhan Rakhi sms messages wishes



Chham chham karke aai,Chham chham karke Chali Gai. Me Mangal sutra leke khada raha woh rakhi bandhkar chali gai.


Na Papa ki maar se,na Dosto ki fatkaar se, Na ladki k inkar se,na chaplo ki bochar se, Aashiq Sudhrenge to Sirf 'RAAKHI' ke Tyohar se


Har Ladki tere liye beqarar hai, Har Ladki ko tera he Intzar hai, Ye tera koi kamaal nahi oye mundiya, Kuch dinbaad Rakhi ka jo teohar hai…


Bhagwan Kare Tujhe Bahut Pyaar Mile Sabhi Ladkiyan Tujhe Baandhe Rakhi Tujhe Jeevan Bhar Ka Unka Saath Mile. Happy Raksha Bandhan.


yu to hai hum brahmchari
per ladki dikhi to aankh mari
pat gai to hamari varna……
rakhi ki hai taiyaari


“Usaka Husn gaya kaleja cheer
Nayano Se barbas Chhuta ek teer
vo Muskrai, Nazdeeq aai
Boli, Rakhi Bandhwale mere veer.”


Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai
k 26 august 2013 ko mobile Band rkhe,
KYO K kuch sararti ldkiya hai
Jo RAKHI sms kr skti hai.
Apki zra c laparwai apko "BHAI" bna skti h.


mujhe bhai maanane wali sabhi ladkiyo ko
Raksha bandhan ki shubhkamnaye
Aur
Nhi maanane wali ladkiya mujhe 14th feb par Msg kar sakti hai


Agar aapko koi bhi anjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use na khole usme...
RAKHI ho sakti hai Apki jara si laparvahi apko Bhai bana sakti Hai..
Janhit mai jari ...guys be careful with girls..


Dil ki baat dil me mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usse I Love Yoou kahana.
Agarvo gusse ma aa jaye to darna mat..
Rakhi nikalna aur kahana… pyari bahana milato rahana…


Kya Bataoo Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai Jin Hatho
Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Cali Gai…


Payal chhankaati aai thi, payal chhankaati chali gayi,
Main sindoor leke khada tha vo mujhe rakhi pahana ke chali gayi…


This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world —-badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember…


News: Aapki charcha hain har gali mein har
ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hain,
ye koi chmatkar nhi time hi aisa hain
kyuki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai..


Agar aap bus,train,plane ya kahin se Bhi aa-ja rahe
ho aur kisi mahila ke hath mein phool,dhaga,chain
ya chamkti hue koi B vstu dkhen,to turant wahan se
hat jayen.Yeh vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apke jara
 C laprwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai. Janhit me jaari.


Hello Bhaiya, How r u? Hows life? Rakhi bhej di hai,
mil jayegi. Mera Cel kharab hai is liye me inke cel
se sms kar rahi hu tumari pyari Behan – MALLIKA SHERAWAT


Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi,
Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi,
Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab ek zakkas item tere ko “BHAIYA” aur RAKHI pehna gayi….


Apki charcha hai har gali mein,
Har ladki ke dil me apke liye pyar hai,
Ye koi chamatkar nahi time hi aisa hai,
Kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai.


Har Ladki tere liye beqarar hai,
Har Ladki ko tera Intzar hai,
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi o mundiya,
Kuch dinbaad Rakhi ka jo teohar hai…

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