Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

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1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Latest fresh new Happy Holi sms messages 2015

Holi Aayi..
Satrangi Rango ki bauchar laayi,
Dher Saari mithai aur
mitha mitha Pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe Pyar aur Khusiyon se bhari.
HAPPY HOLI

Rangoan Ke Tyohar Main
Sabhi Rangoan Ki Ho Bharmaar,
Dher Saari Khushiyoan se Bhar jaye Aapka Sansaar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan ji se Hamari Har baar.
Happy Holi

Gujhia ki mahak aane se pehle,
Rango mein rangne se pehle,
Holi ke nashe mein hone se pehle,
Kisi aur ke kehne se pehle,
Hum aapse kehte hain,
‘Happy Holi’ sabse pehle.

Holi Par Rang Barse Aur
Aap Ke Uppar Apno Ka Pyar Barse
Rab Se Yahi Dua Hai Hamari
Aap Khusi Ke Liye Nahi
Khusi Aapke Liye Tarse..!!
Happy Holi

Ye Rango Ka Tyohar Aaya Hai,
Sath Apne Khushiya Laya Hai,
Humse Pehle Koi Rang Na De Apko,
Isliye Humne Shubh Kamnao Ka Rang,
Sabse Pehle Bhijwaya Hai..
**Happy Holi**

Red 4 prosperity.
Green 4 happiness,
Blue 4 longevity,
Orange 4 progress,
Pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.
HAPPY HOLI

A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & Colorful Holi.

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
Areyy yeh kia ?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
*Happy Holi*

Chadenge jab pyare rang,
ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara..
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

Bhaiyon Holi ke rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna.
I hope this Holi brings lot of colors in each and everybody’s life.
I wish I was in India to celebrate Holi with my loved ones.
I miss the grand celebration.

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

Khaa key gujiya,
pee key bhaang,
laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang,
baja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HAPPY HOLI

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
***Happy Holi***

Bright colors,
water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

Rang barse bhige chunar wali,
rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse,
are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re!
Ab ghar jao nahi to zukaam lag jayega.

Auspicious red.
Sunkissed gold.
Soothing silver.
Pretty purple.
Blissful blue.
Forever green.
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

Khushiyan Ho Overflow Masti Kabhi Na Ho Low,
Tumhari Holi Ho Ekdam Number 1,
Aur Aap Karo Whole Day Fun..
*Happy Holi*

Mein ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!

Celebrating the colors
of our beautiful relationship,
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.
Have a colourful holi !

Khaa key gujiya,
pee key bhaang,
laaga k thora thora sa rang,
baaja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang,
apko mile jo apki khushiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi

Rang udaye Pichkari rang se
rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubh kaamna hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyo se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar.

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Pichkari ki dhar,
gular ki bauchar,
apno ka pyar,
yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar.
Wishing you and your family
a very hapy and colourful HOLI.

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila
hathon mein liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni,
kar ke meethi bhent.
HAPPY HOLI

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad
thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko
Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad
Happy Holi.

May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy,
colors of happiness,
colors of friendship,
colors of luv n
all other colors u want to paint in ur life.
Happy Holi

If wishes came in rainbow colours,
I would send you the brightest ones to say,
Happy Holi !

Tumhari holi ho number one,
aur tum karo whole lotta fun!
wishing you a happy & colour full holi

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