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Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

New born baby girl best wishes, messages, smss

Isn’t she adorable
She’s so beautiful
May she grow up lovely like her mom.
And sturdy like her dad.

Warmest wishes to new parents.
She is such a delightful gift.
May the Lord keep and bless in guiding her footsteps.

Best wishes for your new baby!
She’s a heaven-sent gift
Now your home will be filled with laughter and cries of a sweet angel.
I’m so happy for both of you.

The long wait is over
The little angel has come!
We rejoice with you for this sweet gift
May she grow up to be a loving person with a gentle spirit.
Warmest congratulations.

Hello baby!
Can you see our sweetest smiles?
We’re all glad to welcome you!

New born baby boy best wishes, messages, smss

What a sweet arrival!
The whole family rejoices for a new born son.
May he be embraced with lots of love that surround him.

It’s not as easy as it gets
Holding in your arms an angel so delicate
With a bright future God has stored for him
Lots of victories and tons of grins.
He’s the sweetest angel in town.

It took nine months for him to finally see this world.
I surely see a very bright future for him ahead.

You’re so cute baby!
We can’t resist kissing you.

Hey sweetie!
I love to see you soon.
Welcome your little darling with a love-filled environment.
Be great parents to your charming baby!

I cannot help it.
You got me mesmerized, sweet little girl.
I am sure that you’ll bring so much fun, baby.
Keep others charmed.

Lovely, witty, amazing.
These are just few terms that popped on my mind the moment
I hold you in my arms, baby.
I will hug you with so much love the moment I’ll see you.

New born baby messages, card messages, congratulations messages, wishes, sms, messages

Unconditional love had been waiting for your arrival.
The world is too big for you, baby.
Let us guide your way.

Cheers to a precious gift!
A handful of contentment reflects on your parent’s eyes.
Congratulations to the new loving parents!

Heaven sent angel,
We adore you so much!
Welcome to your home, sweet one!

Our excitement goes forth
As we imagine how adorable your baby could be.
Those little hands and feet mean huge happiness to you!
Cherish every moment with your new baby!

You got a healthy and pretty baby.
Keep her nourished with love and beautiful values.

Dear baby, you are a blessing to your home and to this earth.
Put a smile on your mother and father’s face, cutie!
May you live with a kind heart my innocent darling.

Fall in love with blessings of love new parents!
Let us welcome you with our warmest hugs,
Kisses, and giggles.

Too gentle..
Too precious in our eyes.
We greet him with glee.
Welcome to the family.
May you grow in love and wisdom all the days of his life.


Adult non-veg & adult sms messages...

☻Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
☻Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!!
☻Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! !
☻A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!
☻Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
☻Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
☻Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u'll get laid.
☻Kiss me and …

Adult non-veg sms messages

☻This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!!

☻ Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

☻ Ive got a tongue that'll blow ur mind let me hit u wid a 69 kiss me, caress me, slowly undress me I may seem defenceless, but baby I can fuck u senseless.

☻ Don't be sad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too...

☻ Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!

☻ I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark

☻ What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!

☻ Why are women like parking spaces?... Bcoz the good ones are always taken and the rest are …

Fresh and New non-veg, adult, dirty, sms messages & jokes in hindi and english

MALLIKA ne jab chirag ko gisa,to usme se BHOOT nikala aur bola "kya hukum?" MALLIKA: Meri PYAAS bhuja do. BHOOT says "7up se ya 7inch.

Pitaji bathroom me fisal gye haddi tut gayi hospital me beta aya aur pucha ..papa kaise gir pade? Papa: chutiye!!! muth mar k pani to dal diya kar...

Very HORNY Wife Husband ka penis Chum k boli Mere Laal Mera Sona mera babu mera Baccha or bada ho Ja na Husband- Bhenchod isko Chut me Dalna hai ya School mein.




Jat boy chudai Ke Baad raand Se Poochta He Jat boy: “Sex Me Ladka Or Ladki Dono Ko Majaa Aata Hai, Fir Ladke Se Hi Paise Kyu Li…

Hi-Fi non-veg adult sms messages...

PROTEST AGAINST LESBIANISM - Coz every Single Lesbian couple means 2 Pussies out of man's reach. What a waste of Natural Resources...:-(
A girl was toweling her wet pussy.she enjoyed it and started rubbing it vigoursly until the pussy cried MEOW and ran away. BE KIND TO ANIMALS. & THINK +ve.
A Great Thinker Once Said:  A Man With His Tool In A Woman's Mouth.,  .  .  .  .  .  .  Can Also Be A  D E N T I S T!
PATI ne Surprise Dene k liye Apne Niche k Baal Katwaye Or Chupke Se So Gya. Nind Me PATNI Ne Niche Haath Fera or boli are DEVAR JI Aap kab Aye.
Banta-mai 1 bar main 3 balti utha sakta hun.2 hath mai 1 land par. Banta-mai 5 utha sakta hun. Santa-Wo kaise. Banta-2 hath main or land par tujhe baitha lunga.
For India, its IND For Pakistan, its PAK For Australia, its AUS For Argentina, its ARG  For Germany, its GER Then What for BRAzil & LONDon??

Latest and fresh non-veg adult sms messages...

Suhagrat ko dulha bola: Jaan, aaj tumhe chand pe le jaoon ya taaron pe?
Dulhan sharma k boli:Yeh to Aapka rocket dekh ke hi bata paungi....

While Fucking, Girl started shouting PEPSI PEPSI.
Boy asked whats PEPSI?
She replied-
E-Enter ur
Ye youngistan ka WOW.!

RAVI: If U let me bite ur boobs, I'll pay U Rs.1 lac.
Girl: OK
RAVI starts to lick & suck.
Girl: Are U not going to bite?
Ravi: No no,
its too expensive.

Santa ki wife Doodh Wale Se: Aaj Kal Doodh Bahut Patla Aa Rha Hai...
Doodh Wala: Bibi Ji Mujhey Kyu Bata Rahi Ho,
Kisi Doctor Ko Dikhao na...

Masterji: Duniya Gol hai!....Sardar: Aap kehte hai toh maan leta hu....! Warna Papa kehte hai ki Duniya MAADARCHOD hai!

Public Notice:
Plz ensure-
Condom & Helmet
r worn on
appropriate Heads
during Respective rides..

Mallika Sherawat: Muje KELA pasand hai, tuje? Rakhi Sawant: Muje KARELA. Mallika: Kyon? Rakhi: Because it is D.O.T.…

Fresh from the stock - Non-veg adult sms messages

A man wanted 2 get married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid big tits!

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!

23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow".dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE

T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network

Why do women have orgasms during sex???It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

(_!_)An Ass (__!__)Fat Ass (!)Tight Ass…

Awesome Latest adult, naughty, dirty, non-veg sms messages

HONEYMOON H-hawas mita do O-or chuso N-nanga karke E-ek hi jhatke mein Y-yeh gaya M-mar dala O-or dalo O-or tez N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a
AITBAAR lund pe aitbaar kisko hai… Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai… Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…

VO CHEEZ PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain SON : papa may bataoo PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH PAPA : ohh haan SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay

BEST QUOTE Quote of the millenium:- “Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones”.

FINGERS Sometimes There Are No Words to Describe How We Feel About some people in this Life. BUT Thank God We Have a Middle Finger.

3 AADMI : kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge IK LADKI Ik Larki thi dewaani si… Ik Larkay pe wo mar… Kuch lena tha usay… Lakin…

Adult, non-veg fresh, latest, new jokes, sms messages on Sunny Leone

Director 2 Sunny Leone- Suhagrat ka scene hai, Dudh ka glass le ke jana h aur hero ko pilana hai. Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to Hema Ko le lete. !!

Postal department has issued Sunny Leone stamps. Men are confused which side to lick and which side to stick.

Doctor: what expressions r on ur hubby's face during sex? sunny leone : anger Doctor: why?????????????????? sunny leone : because he is always watching from the window.

Sunny Leone to taxi driver- Airport chaloge?? Driver- Haan chalunga…. Sunny leone- Kya loge ? Driver- Gareeb Aadmi hoon behenji, Paise hee lunga.

Sunny Leone learning Hindi!Teacher askd her 2 translate in 2 English”Chaddar dekh kr pair failana” Sunny: “Wherever u see a bedsheet,Just spread ur legs..!___

POGO Joke..! #SunnyLeone class mein padha rhi thi. A for Apple B for Bat C for Cat . . . . L for L*** . Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya. sabhi bacche ek sath bole : koi bat nahi madam Wapas muh mein le lo :P :D

Once Alok Nath meets Sunny Leone and…

Dirty Flirt SMS

• Of all the babes u r my selection. Please don't giv me a rejection. My teeth are clean for ur inspection so give my mouth a tongue injection!
• I have spent many sleepless nights in ur luv & I don't want to my son to do the same for ur daughter. So, lets make them brother n sister
• Do you like maths? If so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
• Sex is gud sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone luvs getting laid, So if u want me in the sack, lick ur lips n text me back
• A smile to put you on a high... A kiss to set your soul all right... Would it be all right if I spent tonight being loved by you???
• Roses are red, violets are blue, Shorter the skirt better the view.
• Sex is fun. sex is fine, Doggy style or 69, Just 4 fun or getting paid, Everyone loves getting laid, So if u want me in the sack, Just lick ur lips & text me back.
• God created the world in SIX days, but took him centuries to come up w…

Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters

Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters. Dont delete it unless forward it to atleast one.

Latest new adult non-veg sms messages jokes

LIC launches a new sexy Policy Jeevan Sambhog  In partnership with MANFORCE condoms a nd UNWANTED-72 The new punch line:-  Thokne ke Saath Bhi, Thokne ke Baad Bhi.

Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me  kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya. Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru  kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi,  Wo behosh ho gaya. Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya &  jate hue shishe pe likh gai: Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !!

Girl: condoms Dena.. Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi,  taki tere jaisa dusra  CHUTIYA paida na kare....

Fauji's wife daily sends her  nude photo with both legs wide open ... "Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!" Fauji: Wo to theek hai,  par photo kaun kheench raha hai??

Girl Friend: I demand gud manners in bed,  just like at the dinner table ... Sardar climbs into bed slowly & says:  Honey, would you pass the boobs please??

Husband is praying befor…

Fresh new latest non-veg sms messages jokes

Ek Din Santa Mele me Gaya.
Wahan 2 Line Lagi Thi. Ek Line ke Aage Likha Tha “Dekhne ke 20/- Rs.”
Dusri Linke ke Aage Likha Tha “Karne ke 10/- Rs.”
Santa Ne Karne ki Ticket Le Li.
Ander usko Karne ke Liye Bakri Di Gayi.
Santa Ne Paise Wasulne ke Liye Bakri ki Le Li.Next Day, Santa ne Dekhne ki Ticket Li.
Santa Ne Aage wale Admi Ko Pucha –
Santa : “Kyu Bhai, Ye Kya Dikhayege?”
Admi : “Aaj ka To Pata Nahi, Kal Ek Sardar Ko Bakri Ki Lete Hue Dikhaya Tha!!!”.
Bechara Santa!!!*********************************************************************************************************

Pappu = Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki aawazein aa rahi thi.

Jeeto = Ye to achchi baat hai.

Pappu = Papa to chup the, unki secretary chilla rahi thi ‘O God…O God’…


Santa ek din badaa confuse sa tha aur usne banta se pucha..

Santa = “Yaar teri biwi chalu hai, mujhe hamesha dekh ke muskurati rehti hai..?…

Non veg & veg SMS

1 sardar ka boot phat gya usne Boot mochi ko
Diya aor kha k es ko aisa siyo k Shakal nazar aaye,
Mochi ne boot mein Shisha laga dia.
1 larki sardar ki shop pe aaye to sardar ne boot us ki taango k neechay kia
aor kha k ap ne neela underwear pehna hai,
Larki heraan ho gai. Next day wo Red underwear pehn gai to sardar ne phir bta dia
3rd day wo underwear pehn kar nahi aaye, jaisay he sardar ne boot rakha to bola :
"oo tohadi pehn nu boot feir paat gya"


'Dost' ko 'lowda' kaho ya 'lowde' ko 'Dost' kaho,
koi fark nahi padta

Qki dono hamari khusi k liye waqt par khade rahte hai!



has mat "LOWDE!"...


Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
Q: Taleem?
Q: Pakistan kb bna?
Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr …

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