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Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Geography Of A Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of her business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
Between 1 and 99, a man is like Pakistan - ruled by nuts!!

Karwa Chauth, Happy Karva Chauth SMS, whatsapp Text Messages, wishes and greetings - 3

You r my first Love and I’m willing to take
chance, until life is through, I’ll still
be loving you. I’ll b true 2 u,
just a promise frrom u’ll do,,,,Happy Karwa Chauth

Like the Moon n Twinkling stares, y r
perfect the way u r. so close your eyes and
wait for me,,,then u’ll see you are the one for me
!Happy Karwa Chauth

Muhabbat aik aisi bhi,
Khuda ki banai moti si,
Bhook pyaas se aur chamke.
Aise fitrat karva chauth ki jyoti si
Happy Karwa Chauth

I started living the day you came in my
life,,,so if u r fasting for me then I just
want to let u know that I want 2 live as
long as you r there with me,,,
Happy Karwa Chauth

Aaj mujhe aapka khaas intezaar hai,
Ye din hai karvachauth ka
Apki lambi umra ki mujhe darkaar hai
Jaldi aana, yakin karna apke liye sab chorr
baitha apka pyar hai !

God Will Bless You
For A Happy And Long Life In Our Companion.
The Sindhoor Decorates The Forehead Of A Woman.
I Love You Dear And Will Always
Protect You In My Warm Arms.
Happy Karva Chauth!

Ye biwiyan bh…

Karwa Chauth, Happy Karva Chauth SMS, whatsapp Text Messages, wishes and greetings - 2

May The Sindoor,
Testify Your Prayers,
For Your Husband's Long Life.
The Mangal Sutra Reminds You Of,
The Promises That Binds You.
And The Color Of Mehndi,
Prove The Depth Of Your Love.
Happy Karwa Chauth..!!

On This Blessed Night,
May The Jingling Of Churis,
Fill Your Life With Good Luck,
The Twinkling Of Payal,
Announce Your Love For Him,

May The Moon Light,
Flood Your Life With,
Happiness & Joy,
Peace & Harmony.
Happy Karwa Chauth..!!

We'll make life a bed of roses,
no pain, no loss and no fear.
You simply ask to God for our togetherness
and I will do the rest. Happy Karwa Chauth!

I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
Cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
Cuz God loves me.Do u know how?
Cuz he gave me a gift.
Do u know what?
Its YOU my love!
Happy Karwa Chauth...!!

When I say I love you,
It doesn’t mean just 3 words of love,
It means I care for you,
I trust u,
I believe you,
I miss you,
Love sometimes changes some moment
And sometimes Whole Life!

Karwa Chauth, Happy Karva Chauth SMS, whatsapp Text Messages, wishes and greetings - 1

Subah ki kiran mein sargi milegi,
Aaj har patni dulhan ki tarah sajegi,
Is vrat se humare pati ki umar badhegi
Har patni ko mata yeh ashirwaad degi.
Happy Karva Chauth

Apne haathon mein choodiyaan sajaye
Maathe pe apne sindhoor lagaye,
Nikle har suhagan chand ke intezaar me,
Rab unki har manokaamna poori krayein

Jab tak na dekhey chahera aap ka, Na safal ho yeh tyohaar hamara, Aapke bina adhura hai jivan hamara, Jaldi aao, dikha do apni surat, Aur kar do karva chauth safal hamara.

Aao baithe sang aaj shaam, Kare puja or mata tk pahuchaye pegaam Humare patiyon ki umar ho lambi, Bas yehi mile is vrat ka inaam…!!

Pura din hai aaj hamara upavas, Pati aaye jaldi yahi he aas, Na todna hamari ye aas, Kyu ke aaj he karva chauth, Aaj ke din mat karna humara uphaas.

Aaye to sang laye khushiyan hazar, Har saal manayein hum yeh tyohar, Bhr de hmara daaman khushiyo ke sath De jaye umar tumhe hazaar hazaar saal!

Dhanya woh devi jo pati sukh hetu vrat paave, Dhanya woh pati jo devi roop patni paave…

Happy Dhanteras SMS and whatsapp messages, wishes and greetings

Dhanteras Ka Ye Pyara Tyohar; Jeevan Mein Laye Khushiyan Appar; Mata Laxmi Viraje Aapke Dwaar; Sabhi Kamna Aapki Kare Sweekar. Happy Dhanteras!

May Laxmi- the Goddess of Wealth fills your home with worldly treasures and ushers prosperity in your life at all times. Happy Dhanteras!

Dhan Vi Tera, Te Man Vi Hai Tera; Jindri Vi Teri, Te Shreer Vi Tera; Mera Iss Jag Vich Rabba Kuch Nahi; Daata Tera Shukar Hai Iss Dhanteras!

10 very important things in life: D = Dhan H = Health A = Anand N = Nature T = Talent E = Enjoyment R = Romance A = Aitbar S = Saubhagya Wish you and your family a very happy Dhanteras!

Let's venerate the festival of Dhanteras by: Worshiping Lakshmi - the Goddess of Wealth; Buying utensils to savour tasty meals; Investing in Silver and Gold as jewellery; Light a lamp for impending Diwali; Wear new clothes and jewellery; And draw Rangoli designs on pathways including the goddess' footprints to mark the arrival of Lakshmi! Happy Dhanteras!

Dil Tera Vaas Mera; Did…

Real good ones - Latest from whatsapp sms messages n jokes. shayris n comedy

अभी-अभी अमेरिका ने दावा किया कि, हमने मगंल शनि आदि की खोज की है , और खोज पर 147 बिलियन का खर्च आया है | अब इस पगले को कौन समझाये कि हमारे यहाँ तो ₹101 में पंडित इन दोनो ग्रहों की दिशा ही बदल देते है |

आप मेरे लिये रोज 1 घंटा पैदल चलो , मै आपके लिये निरंतर चलूँगा । - आपका हृदय

बुरा ना मानो होली है कह कर, मेरे पडोसी ने मुझ पर
रंग फेंका था ।
कल मैने भी बुरा ना मानो दिवाली है कह के, उस पर बम
फेक दिया ।
अब सारा मोहल्ला रात भर से मुझे ढूंढ़ रहा है।💲💲

मैंने ज़िन्दगी में जितना भी सफर
किया है
उससे मुझे एक बात का अनुभव हुआ है
कि ट्रेन कभी पंचर नहीं होती

„ताऊ मास्टर से -" मेरा छोरा
पढाई मै कैसा सै ?"
मास्टर  -"चौधरी न्यू समझ ले,......आर्यभट्ट ने जीरो की खोज इसके खातिर ही करी थी ।"

पागलो के अस्पताल के एक रूम में सभी पागल डांस कर रहे थे..
बस एक पागल चुपचाप बैठा था . . .
डॉक्टर समझा,वो ठीक हो गया और पूछा तुम डान्स क्यों नहीं कर रहे?
. पागल: अरे बेवकूफ मै "दूल्हा हूँ...! —

Jindgi her pal ek khwab he
Kichh mil jata he kuchh kho jata he
Eshi uljhan me din aur rat kat jata he


10 famous dialogues of Bollywood movies which will inspire you

फिल्मों के 10  dialog हैं.
ये आपको कहीं हिम्मत नहीं हारने देंगे और सफलता पाने का जज्बा हमेशा जगाए रखेंगे .

1. -------------------: काबिल हो जा मेरे बच्चे, कामयाबी तुम्हारे पीछे झक मार कर आएगी.

2. ----------------: जो काम दुनिया को नामुमकिन लगे, वही मौका होता है करतब दिखाने का.

3. ---------------------: बड़े से बड़ा बिजनेस पैसे से नहीं, एक बड़े आइडिया से बड़ा होता है.

4. ------------------------: मैं उठना चाहता हूं, दौड़ना चाहता हूं, गिरना भी चाहता हूं....बस रुकना नहीं चाहता .

5. -----------------: नजदीकी फायदा देखने से पहले दूर का नुकसान सोचना चाहिए.

6. --------------------: जब तक हार नहीं होती ना....तब तक आदमी जीता हुआ रहता है.

7. ------------------: वार करना है तो सामने वाले के गोल पर नहीं, सामने वाले के दिमाग पर करो..गोल खुद ब खुद हो जाएगा.

8.----------------: कभी किसी को इतना भी मत डराओ कि डर ही खत्म हो जाए.

9. -------------: जो हारता है, वही तो जीतने का मतलब जानता है.

10.------------------: दुनिया में दो तरह के लोग होते हैं विनर और लूजर...लेकिन जिंदगी हर लूजर को एक मौका जरूर देत…

Happy Dussehra, Happy Vijaya Dashami, greetings, wishes, sms, whatsapp messages

Dussehra is the festival which reminds us of the importance of goodness; fighting injustice and following the path of righteousness. Happy Dussehra!

An auspicious day to start with any good work. It was today that good won victory over bad, May this day clear all hurdles of your life and start a new era of well-being. Happy Dussehra!

On the auspicious occasion of the victory of good over evil, may the colour, bliss and beauty of this festival be with you throughout the year! Happy Dussehra!

Dussehra is a reminder to everybody to follow the path of truth and goodness. Oh Mere Kamine Dost, Par Tu Kabhi Nahi Sudhrega... Abh Bhi Waqt Hai, Warna Tera Hashar Bhi Ravan Jaisa Hone Walla Hai! Happy Dussehra!

I pray that you develop all the qualities of Lord Rama; And be an ideal son, a perfect brother and an idyllic husband. Happy Dussehra!

Dasha Hara is a Sanskrit word which means removal of ten bad qualities within you: Kama vasana (Lust) Krodha (Anger) Moha (Attachment) Lobha (Greed) Mada …

Happy Durga Ashtami, Happy Durga Puja, greetings n wishes sms n whatsapp messages

On this auspicious day of Durga Ashtami, let's worship Maha Gauri - the 8th incarnation of Goddess Durga. May Maha Gauri resolve all your problems and bless you with peace, joy and happiness! Happy Durga Ashtami!

May your journey to your dream destination never be interrupted; And even a smallest hurdle be removed by DurgatiNashini Maa Durga. Happy Durga Puja!

May you celebrate all the 6 days of Durgaotsav - Mahalaya Shashthi Maha Saptami Maha Ashtami Maha Nabami Vijayadashami with reverence, purity and spirit! Happy Durga Puja!

May Goddess Durga light up the path of your life and fill your heart with hope and your mind with beautiful dreams. Wish you a blessed Durga Puja!

May the nine manifestations of Goddess Durga in Shailaputri Bharmacharini Chandra Ghanta Kushmanda Skanda Mata Katyayani Kaal Ratri Maha Gauri and Siddhidatri bless you at all times! Happy Durga Puja!

Let's worship all the 9 manifestations of Goddess Durga during these Navratras with our heart and soul and …

Happy Navratri, Happy Navratras, greetings, wishes, whatsapp, sms messages - 1

Jagat Paalan Haar Hai Maa; Mukti Ka Dham Hai Maa; Hamari Bakti Ka Aadhar Hai Maa; Hum Sab Ki Raksha Ki Avatar Hai Maa! Happy Navaraatri!

Log Kehte Hein Ke Bhagwan Hai Toh Vishwaas Hai. Sachai Yeh Hai Ke Vishwas Hai To Hi Bhagwan Hai! Shubh Navratri! Jai Mata Di!

Chand Ki Chandani, Basant Ki Bahar; Phoolon Ki Khushbu, Apno Ka Pyaar; Mubarak Ho Aapko Navratri Ka Tyohaar; Sada Khush Rahe Aap Aur Apka Parivaar!

Dandiya Raas filled with a lot of fun; The festivities of Navratri have begun. May you be blessed with peace and love; By Goddess Maa Durga from Heaven above. Happy Navratri!

Time to revere and pray to Goddess Ambe Mata; As Durga Maa returns to her earthly abode. Let's light the Diyas and decorate our houses; Time for celebrations - you're home or abroad. Sing the holy hymns, prepare the sumptuous feast; May you be blessed at all times with inner peace. Have a glorious Navratri!

May the nine nights of Navratri bring grace, joy and fun; Let's worship Goddess Durga and t…

Happy Navratri, Happy Navratras, greetings, wishes, whatsapp, sms messages - 2

The memories of moments celebrated together make me miss you forever. Happy Navratri!

May Maa Durga bless you and your family with Her nine swaroops of Name, Fame, Health, Wealth, Happiness, Humanity, Education, Devotion and Empowerment! Happy Navratras!

You know A B C D? If you know, you would love the new version of it. A: Ambe B: Bhawani C: Chamunda D: Durga E: Ekrupi F: Farsadharni G: Gayatri H: Hinglaaj I: Indrani J: Jagdamba K: Kali L: Laxmi M: Mahamaya N: Narayani O: Omkarini P: Padma Q: Qatyayani R: Ratnapriya S: Shitla T: Tripura Sundari U: Uma V: Vaishnavi W: Warahi Y: Yati Z: Zyvana Keep Learning ABCD and chant Jai Mata Di! Happy Navratri!

You share your blessings to other; You inspire, you encourage; For that, I wish that Maa Durga showers her blessings on you. Have a prosperous Navratri!

Nine Goddess Durga bless you and your family with Her nine NAVRATRI prasads: 1. Shanti 2. Shakti 3. Saiyam 4. Sanmaan 5. Saralta 6. Safalta 7. Samridhi 8. Sanskaar 9. Swaasthya HAPPY Nav…

Marriage sms, jokes, n whatsapp messages

If love is blind and marriage is an eye opener, then divorce would surely be a champagne bottle opener.

Agar Wife Apni Saree Ka Pallu Apni Kamar Mein Thus Le Toh Samjh Jao Ki.... Ya Toh Woh Ghar Ka Kaam Niptayegi Ya Aapko!

Every women needs a husband because... So many things go wrong everyday and you can't blame God and Modi all the time.

Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary: 1. Gumshuda (n)- state of being physically lost. 2. Shadishuda (n)- state of being physically, mentally and financially lost.

A man's wife was in ICU. Doctors did their best but she was not responding. Doctor said to husband, "We are sorry. Everything is in God's hand now." Husband was inconsolable and was kept saying, "She is hardly 40". An almost inaudible voice from wife's bed said, "37"!

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

Two golden rul…

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