Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Happy Navratri, Happy Navratras, greetings, wishes, whatsapp, sms messages - 1

Jagat Paalan Haar Hai Maa;
Mukti Ka Dham Hai Maa;
Hamari Bakti Ka Aadhar Hai Maa;
Hum Sab Ki Raksha Ki Avatar Hai Maa!
Happy Navaraatri!

Log Kehte Hein Ke Bhagwan Hai Toh Vishwaas Hai.
Sachai Yeh Hai Ke Vishwas Hai To Hi Bhagwan Hai!
Shubh Navratri!
Jai Mata Di!

Chand Ki Chandani, Basant Ki Bahar;
Phoolon Ki Khushbu, Apno Ka Pyaar;
Mubarak Ho Aapko Navratri Ka Tyohaar;
Sada Khush Rahe Aap Aur Apka Parivaar!

Dandiya Raas filled with a lot of fun;
The festivities of Navratri have begun.
May you be blessed with peace and love;
By Goddess Maa Durga from Heaven above.
Happy Navratri!

Time to revere and pray to Goddess Ambe Mata;
As Durga Maa returns to her earthly abode.
Let's light the Diyas and decorate our houses;
Time for celebrations - you're home or abroad.
Sing the holy hymns, prepare the sumptuous feast;
May you be blessed at all times with inner peace.
Have a glorious Navratri!

May the nine nights of Navratri bring grace, joy and fun;
Let's worship Goddess Durga and the prayers be done.
Time to perform Dandiya and play around in circles;
And stage a mock-fight with Mahishasura which Durga won.
Wish you a very Happy and Blessed Naaratri!

N = Nav Chetna
A = Akhand Jyoti
V = Vighna Nashak
R = Ratjageshwari
A = Anand Dayi
T = Trikal Darshi
R = Rakhan Karti
A = Anand Mayi Maa
May Nav Durga bless you always.
Wish you and your family a very Happy Navratri.

Goddess Durga is an embodiment of Shakti who overcame the evils of the world.
May this Navratri, everyone uses Her blessings and power to overcome their problems in life. Wish you a very happy Navratri!

Nav Deep Jale;
Nav Phool Khile;
Nit Nayi Bahaar Mile;
Navratri Ke Iss Paavan Avsar Par Aapko Mata Rani Ka Aashirvad Mile.
Happy Navratri!

Chodd Diye Wo Kam, Jinke Galat The Anjaam;
Abb Kuchh Din Nek Kamo Mein Bitayenge;
Aur Navrataro Ke Baad Hi Nayi Ladki Patayenge!

Lal Rang Se Saja Maa Ka Darbar;
Harshit Hua Man, Pulkit Hua Sansaar;
Nanhe Nanhe Kadmo Se Maa Aaye Aapke Dwaar;
Mubarak Ho Aapko Navratri Ka Tyohar!

Reincarnations of Goddess Shakti:
May these nine manifestations of Shakti known as 'Nava-Durga' bless you at all times!
May you experience blissful worshipping on Navratri!

Nava Durga, if worshipped with religious fervor during Navaratri is believed to lift the divine spirit in us and fill us with renewed happiness.
A very happy and blessed Navratri to you!Meaning of Navratra:
N: Nav Chetna
A: Akhand Jyoti
V: Vighn Nashak
R: Raat Jageshwari
A: Anand Dayi
T: Trikal Darshi
R: Raksh Karti
A: Ambe Maa
Happy Navratri to all!

May the brightness of Navratri fill your days with cheer;
And may all your dreams come true During Navratri and all through the year.
Happy Navratri!

Navratri signify 9 nights of devotion.
May Maa Durga always shower you with divine blessings!
Happy Navratri!

Pyaar Ka Taraana Uphar Ho;
Khushiyo Ka Nazrana Beshumar Ho;
Na Rahe Koi Gam Ka Ehsaas;
Aisa Navratra Utsav Is Saal Ho.
Happy Navratri!

Gujarati Funda:
If you still remain single after Navratras... then you were genuinely playing Garba!
Happy Navratri!

I told my mother that I want 'Blackberry' or 'Apple'.
My mom said, "Ghar Mein Singhade Pade Hain, Pahle Woh Khatam Kar"!
Happy Navratras!

Navratri is divided into sets of three days to adore 3 different aspects of the supreme goddess or goddesses.
First 3 days:
The goddess is separated a spiritual force called Durga also known as Kali in order to destroy all our evil and grant boons.
Second 3 days:
The Mother is adored as a giver of spiritual wealth, Lakshmi, who is considered to have the power of bestowing on Her devotees inexhaustible wealth, as She is the goddess of wealth.
Final 3 days:
The final set of three days is spent in worshiping the goddess of wisdom, Saraswati. In order to have all-round success in life, believers seek the blessings of all three aspects of the divine femininity, hence the nine nights of worship.
Happy Navratri!!


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