Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Karwa Chauth, Happy Karva Chauth SMS, whatsapp Text Messages, wishes and greetings - 1

Subah ki kiran mein sargi milegi,
Aaj har patni dulhan ki tarah sajegi,
Is vrat se humare pati ki umar badhegi
Har patni ko mata yeh ashirwaad degi.
Happy Karva Chauth

Apne haathon mein choodiyaan sajaye
Maathe pe apne sindhoor lagaye,
Nikle har suhagan chand ke intezaar me,
Rab unki har manokaamna poori krayein

Jab tak na dekhey chahera aap ka, Na safal ho yeh tyohaar hamara, Aapke bina adhura hai jivan hamara, Jaldi aao, dikha do apni surat, Aur kar do karva chauth safal hamara.

Aao baithe sang aaj shaam, Kare puja or mata tk pahuchaye pegaam Humare patiyon ki umar ho lambi, Bas yehi mile is vrat ka inaam…!!

Pura din hai aaj hamara upavas, Pati aaye jaldi yahi he aas, Na todna hamari ye aas, Kyu ke aaj he karva chauth, Aaj ke din mat karna humara uphaas.

Aaye to sang laye khushiyan hazar, Har saal manayein hum yeh tyohar, Bhr de hmara daaman khushiyo ke sath De jaye umar tumhe hazaar hazaar saal!

Dhanya woh devi jo pati sukh hetu vrat paave, Dhanya woh pati jo devi roop patni paave, Dhanya wo swaroop jo Manushyata ka deep jalawe.

Jan heet me jari aaj ye farman hai, Dil se nikla hua ye hmara armaan h Hai aaj karva chauth suhani, Jis par fida hamari jaan hain…!!!

Aaj mujhey aap ka khaas besabri intezaar hain, Ye subh din fir se aaya hain Karva Chauth ka.. Aap ki lambi umra ki mujhey darkaar hain, Jldi aana, ykin krna apke liye sb chorr betha apka pyar hai.

To All Husbands..
For Renewal Of Their Annual Life Insurance.
करवाचौथ की बधाई

🌹करवा चौथ (करक चतुर्थी) अर्थात भारतीय नारी के समर्पण, शीलता, सहजता, त्याग, महानता एवं पति परायणा को व्यक्त करता एक पर्व। दिन भर स्वयं भूखा प्यासा रहकर रात्रि को जब मांगने का अवसर आया तो अपने पति देव के मंगलमय, सुखमय और दीर्घायु जीवन की ही याचना करना यह नारी का त्याग और समर्पण नही तो और क्या है ?
🌹करवा चौथ का वास्तविक संदेश दिन भर भूखे रहना ही नहीं अपितु यह है नारी अपने पति की प्रसन्नता के लिए, सलामती के लिए इस हद तक जा सकती है कि पूरा दिन भूखी - प्यासी भी रह सकती है। करवा चौथ नारी के लिए एक व्रत है और पुरुष के लिए एक शर्त।
🌹शर्त केवल इतनी कि जो नारी आपके लिए इतना कष्ट सहती है उसे कष्ट न दिया जाए। जो नारी आपके लिए समर्पित है उसको और संतप्त न किया जाए। जो नारी प्राणों से बढ़कर आपका सम्मान करती है जीवन भर उसके सम्मान की रक्षा का प्रण आप भी लो। उसे उपहार नहीं आपका प्यार चाहिए।

May the sight of full moon fill your heart with happiness.
Wishing you a blessed Karwa Chauth.

On this Karwa Chauth, sending my heartfelt wishes you way.
May all your prayers for your husband's well being, be answered today and always.

The moon is shining brightly...
The festive mood is all around...
But you are so far away...
Sweetheart, I miss you so much,
On this Karwa Chauth.

Fast taken by wives...
For well being, longevity
and prosperity of husbands.
Seeking his blessings.
May this blissful day fills your life...
With love and happiness.

A dark cloud of gloom is hovering over my heart...
I am praying for your long life and you are always in my thaughts...
Missing you dearly on this Karwa Chauth.

As you worship the Moon God...
and pray fot the long life of your husband...
May you be blessed with...
All that you heart desires.
Happy Karwa Chauth

If I were a tear in ur eye I wood roll down onto ur lips.
But if u were a tear in my eye,
I wood never cry as I wood be afraid 2 lose u!
Thanks for being mine forever.
Happy Karva Chauth!

Sabhi vivahit bhaiyon ko yeh soochit kiya jata hai ki
Aaj Karwa Chauth ke din savdhani aur dhiraj se kaam leve...
Bhukhi sherni zyada khatarnak hoti hai.
Happy Karva Chauth!!!

May The Sindoor,
Testify Your Prayers,
For Your Husband's Long Life.
The Mangal Sutra Reminds You Of,
The Promises That Binds You.
And The Color Of Mehndi,
Prove The Depth Of Your Love.
Happy Karwa Chauth!

May The Moon Light,
Flood Your Life With,
Happiness & Joy,
Peace & Harmony.
Happy Karwa Chauth!

Hope this day strengthens the bond of love between you two.
May the almighty bless you with a happy and long married life.
Happy Karwa Chauth!

When I say I love you,
It doesn't mean just 3 words of love,
It means I care for you,
I trust u,
I believe you,
I miss you,
Love sometimes changes some moment
And sometimes Whole Life!
Happy Karwa Chauth...!!

A Dark Cloud Of Gloom Is Hovering My Heart,
Am Praying For Your Happiness and Long Life,
You Are Always In My Heart,
Missing You Very Much On This Karwa Chauth...

On this Karwa Chauth, sending my heartfelt wishes you way.
May all your prayers for your husband's well-being, be answered today and always.
Happy Karwa Chauth.

Fast taken by wives...
For well-being, longevity
and prosperity of husbands.
Seeking his blessings.
May this blissful day fills your life...
With love and happiness.
Happy Karwa Chauth!

I told my heart not to beat since u were filled in it,
It kept my word and stop the beat.
Since the blood was passing through the heart,
The passes of each drop said your name my love!
Thanks for praying for me.
Happy Karva Chauth!!

On This Blessed Night,
May the Jingling of Churis,
Fill Your Life With Good Luck,
The Twinkling Of Payal,
Announce Your Love For Him,

What is the english movie name for Karvachauth?
'Fast and Furious'... One day Fast, 364 days Furious 😝

They walk 👫 with us through thick & thin, they stand by us whether we lose or win,........they fight with us and then  make up,all our worries they take up, ..........with them around, we feel secure, Just their long, healthy life .....we ask for no more.....🍺🍺 Cheers to our husbands!!! A very Happy Karvachauth💏 💕💕


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