Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

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Class me madam boli- jab mai soft hoti hu tab soft hu lekin jb tuff hoti hu tb tuff hu.1 shaitan bachha khada ho k bola- madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI jesi ho.

Baccho k doubt:
Bablu- Teacher Teacher.!
Bus Male hai ya Female.?
Teacher- Sochne Lagi.
Pappu- Teacher, Teacher
It's Female
Bablu- Kyu
Pappu- Kyuki Sab Log Uspe Chadte Hai.
Teacher Pareshan
While Bablu In Doubt-Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To Uske Bacche Kyu nhi hote.?
Teacher Aur Pareshan.
Pappu- Kyuki Sab Us Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai.
Teacher sharm se pani pani.
Bablu in doubt- Maana Sabhi Peeche Se Chadte Hai,
But Driver Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte Hai.
Phir Bachche Kyu Nhi Hote.?
Teacher Ki Saanse band.
Pappu- Kyon Ki Woh Dono Topi Pehanke Chadte Hai.
Teacher Behosh.!

Pool Table is a Cool Table.. Since it teaches u how to play with Balls and concentrate on many Holes.. Using only one Stick !

What is the best way to forget ur troubles?
Wear tight underwear...
U will hav no time to think anything else:-D

Banta: Jagah nahi milne se log sex nahi kar pate.
Santa: Pehli bar mere sath aisa hi hua.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Fir ladki ne bataya jagah tango k beech hai.

Pathan: Doctor Sahab, Hum 3 Biwi Badal Chuka Hai, Lekin Aulaad Nahi Hoti..
Doctor: KHAN SAHAB Biwi nahi, SIDE Badlo..!!

Child offered girl for sex.
Girl: Tum itne chote ho meri jawani ka bojh kaise uthaoge?
Child: Darling chuha bori utha nai sakta par faad to sakta hai.

TWO NIPPLE- talk,NIPPL yar badi dard ho rahi hai... ... 2nd NIPPAL-dard toh hogi hi na, raat ko lafda niche wali gali me hota hai. Aur pakde hum dono jate hai.

Clasification Of Pussy Age
16-18:Sealed & Brand New
19-25:Nice2 Use &Vibrant
26-45:Relaxed & Over Used
46 onwardz-Closd 4 Renovtion Use Other Side.

Santa was sucking, licking, caressing and kissing his OWN fingers, palm & hand.

"AMBANI"agar bra banayega to AD kya hoga?
"Karlo balls muthi me"
"Nikalo dhoodh chutki me"
"Yahi ta mere bap ka sapna"
"har balls pe bra apna"

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