Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

I hate Valentine’s Day quotes & Sayings for those who are single or have broken up recently

“Happy phony, romanticized, overly commercial, sucks to be single, pretend that it’s love, day!”

Today is Valentine’s day, or as men like to call it. Extortion day! 😀

No Women will ever be satisfied truly on valentine’s day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.

The course of a true love did never run straight.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular.

“Valentine’s Day is for couples. We SINGLES have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves!”

I’m single because I was born that way.

“Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.”

On Valentine’s day: “I don’t need a girlfriend. My job irritates me everyday & that’s enough for me”

I think, therefore I’m single.

I like being single because then only I am always there when I need me. -Art LEO

Sorry girls, I wont be giving heart this year. Instead I have another throbbing organ you might be interested in. 😀

That awkward moment when you realize that Valentine’s day is approaching fast and the only one you love is your pet. 😛

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular.

This valentine’s day, I wont cry for u bcz my mascara is too expensive.

Some People treat relationship as a video game. They play them and when they get bored they CHEAT

I don’t love valentine’s day but i love half price chocolate day.

Waiting for someone else to make you happy is the best way to remain sad.

Valentine’s day remind me that I need to change something in my life, and that is my lover.

Love Just sucks, Sometimes it feels good but sometimes it is just another way to bleed.

You, my dear, are a creature of the night, you are a vampire

The course of a true love did never run straight.


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