Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

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1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Short And Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes


Short And Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes
  • Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
    A: No, but they had an apple.
  • Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
    A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
  • Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
    A: His ghoul-friend.
  • Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
    A: Antelope.
  • "One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry".
  • Sales Ad at a Store: 'You are my one and only' valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.
  • What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
    I Love Ewe!
  • What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
    Cauliflowers!
  • What did the elephant say to hisgirlfriend?
    I love you a ton!"
  • Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
    He fell in love with a pincushion!
  • Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
    A: He gives it a Valenshine!

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