Showing posts from June, 2017

Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Hilarious observations

I changed my car horn to sounds of gunshot. People move out of the way much faster now!
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
I decided to rename the bathroom to gym.  I feel so much better saying I went to the gym this morning.
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me!
When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!
The biggest lie I tell myself is... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
I don't have grey hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.
The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".
I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my spouse took it!
Of course I talk to myself.. as s…

GST - Good and Services Tax - Text jokes, messages, comedy, funny to share

Johny johny..
                Yes papa!
*GST coming
                Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
                Yes papa!
Too much work..
                Yes papa!
Family life..
                 No papa!
                High papa!
Yearly bonus..
              Joke papa!
Monthly Income..
               Low papa!
Personal life..
               Lost papa!
Weekly off!
      Ha Ha Ha😄😄😄
Its really heart touching poem☝plz share other *Chartered Accountant professionals." group.

Media: GST passed wooohhoaPolitician: GST passed wooohhoa
Businessmen: GST passed wooohhoa
CMA | CA| CS students: BC naya ACT padhna padega #GSTBill

Bhakt logic behind GST
What is GST ?
Bhakt: Gau Sewa Tax.

AAPtard logic on GST bill
AAPTard:#GSTBill is not good
AAPTard:Odd Even is already good
then How 2 good can be at same time.

If GST Bill was passed by UPA
government, it would have become
Rajiv Gandhi Vastu Evam Seva Kar Yojana

Err...excuse me, are you free right now?
Nope, I'm expen…

Eid Mubarak picture | Eid wallpaper | Eid greeting picture | For WhatsApp. Facebook, Twitter


Eid SmS Messages

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,(In Urdu)
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!! By Uzzal

Subeh Subeh uthke ho jawo Fresh,(In Urdu)
Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK By Uzzal

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,(In Urdu)
Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet, By Uzzal

Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK. By Uzzal

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad,(In Urdu)
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eidday.

AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU…

Eid SmS Messages

May Allah bless you on this auspicious
May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarik

Missing you alot on this Eid
Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .Happpppy Eid Mubarik

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, In Urdu
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK.By UZZAL

May this...Eid bring Fun (In Urdu)
May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes By UZZAL

Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,(In Urdu)
Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA. By UZZAL

Hope Love and Laugher
Hope Love …

Popular Posts

Dirty non-veg adult jokes, shayris sms messages

Latest Adult, dirty, Non Veg SMS messages & Jokes

Latest non-veg adult sms messages