Some sexy and kinky questions for your lover

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1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks…

Hilarious observations



I changed my car horn to sounds of gunshot. People move out of the way much faster now!
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Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
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I decided to rename the bathroom to gym.  I feel so much better saying I went to the gym this morning.
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I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me!
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When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!
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The biggest lie I tell myself is... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
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I don't have grey hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.
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The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".
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I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my spouse took it!
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Of course I talk to myself.. as sometimes I need expert advice..
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